Afternoon Crumbs
Whenever you start to think that nothing is possible, just remember that these two messes somehow made a baby together - Just Jared
And to think, it was only a few years ago that Casper Smart was driving a Big Wheel around the preschool playground - Lainey Gossip
KFed then went on to say, "And bitch STILL better have my money every month!" - Celebitchy
Wait, I thought all the male professors at NYU were giving James Franco only Bs and Js - The Superficial
I guess now is as good a time as any to get acquainted with Stephanie Seymour's crotch - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Before all you ciggie haters cry about how this is the nastiest thing ScarJo has put in her mouth, I need to remind you that she once gargled on Sean Penn's prune sacks - Hollywood Tuna
Sarah Hyland's hair looks like it's eating her head - The Berry
These guys are TOO in love and my bitter old queen ass kept waiting for a kitten to maul them both - Towleroad
Paula Patton brings her curly belly button out for GQ - Popoholic
Where is the CTRL+ALT+DELETEWILLYANDKATE function when you really need it? - Popsugar
Corgi in a swing. The end. - OMG Blog
Girls have more shit to say - The Daily What
The waist on Kellan Lutz's piece has left me in a state of confusion - Hollywood Rag
Ashley Tisdale's first mistake of the day was choosing that outfit - Cityrag
JoJo still exists - I'm Not Obsessed
Xenu, please, Suri already has a pony and his name is Tommy Girl - Videogum
This isn't the first and it won't be the last time that Charlie Sheen's photographed with scared fish in his hand - SOW
Britney does pay him a shit ton of child support, so there is no double standard. The article doesn't say her family likes HIM, it quotes him saying that her family likes Jason Trawick. Also, he left Britney not vice versa, which, if it didn't cause her breakdown, it certainly exacerbated it. I think he's handled the parenting well, but he's not the saint you are making him out to be.
dbella.....your comprehansion of my words isn't entirely correct. Obviously I did not say he was a saint. But the facts are still the facts in this case. Also, I am a woman and I do see a dbl standard that when the woman is the primary caregiver, she apparantly deserves all of the support she can get and people root for her, but when a man is the primary caregiver of children and receives support, somehow he is mooching or something or lazy which isn't true. I work with an organization which supprts the families of people with persistent mental illness like schizophrenia, bipolar and other psychosis symptom-like illnesses like Britney has shown to very likely have and the partners of the spouses have to take on alot of the responsiblity and it is so far from easy. I find that the men of women partners truly do have one of the hardest times of it because the courts still, unfortunately but traditionally, rule in the favour of women even if they cannot care for their children. Obviously, in this case, the judge made the responsible decision. I do feel for him because I actually have some idea of the situation that he has been put in and see that he has handled it very well and with maturity. And, yes, he does spend time with her family and they do like him. We have seen many pics with him and Britney's Dad. Sorry to be so long here, but mental illness and the effect that it has on families is some of my life's work. I just feel it is hurtful to everyone and especially their kids when the media is always dumping on this guy for no real reason.
Submitted by skabazzle on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:48pm.
She directed him in a John Lennon biopic and he knocked her up. They're actually preggo with #2, believe it or not.
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Indeed, and I believe they got together when he was technically underage.
She's survived both colon and breast cancer, so I hope Aaron is prepared to perhaps be a young single dad at some point.
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Isn't this considered a sighting of Horseboy's mom:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/06/27/horse-boy-on-google-stree_n_625...
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Wow that woman has a very unfortunate face. She must be related to SJP.
It's never too late to be who you might have been.
~George Eliot~
GD DP
He looks like something out of a Civil War dageurrotype. a little kooky, but I don't mind mildly eccentric.
sweet of him to pose with his Mom.
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 4:49am.
I don't see why Kevin shouldn't get some support from Britney since he does the primary parenting. Why the dbl standard? Unlike most, I never beleived that he married her for money but yeah, he did get very caught up in the whole partying "Britney world". It truly seemed like he adored her and treated her well. I mean, her family likes him so he cannot be as bad as the media wants to say. Seems to me that she broke it off with him partly because she thought it would be funny and make people like her more during one of her many psychotic episodes.
Britney does pay him a shit ton of child support, so there is no double standard. The article doesn't say her family likes HIM, it quotes him saying that her family likes Jason Trawick. Also, he left Britney not vice versa, which, if it didn't cause her breakdown, it certainly exacerbated it. I think he's handled the parenting well, but he's not the saint you are making him out to be.
I like Aaron and he was adorable in Kick Ass, but I'm disturbed that he's dating a horse.
I don't see why Kevin shouldn't get some support from Britney since he does the primary parenting. Why the dbl standard? Unlike most, I never beleived that he married her for money but yeah, he did get very caught up in the whole partying "Britney world". It truly seemed like he adored her and treated her well. I mean, her family likes him so he cannot be as bad as the media wants to say. Seems to me that she broke it off with him partly because she thought it would be funny and make people like her more during one of her many psychotic episodes.
Aaron is okay, he's Kick Ass, man.
Aaron is a gorgeous homosexual who has 'sizemeat(8 inches long x 6 inches around on the tape measure) face'!
Are there nude photos of Aaron?
I'm loving the Hedy Lamarr 'stach. Very 70's
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
Sam Taylor-Wood and that Aaron boy are basically a gender-reversed version of Courtney Stodden and her pepaw, albeit less famewhorey.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
"Just remember that these two messes somehow made a baby together."
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Pretty misleading. I thought you mean Kelly Preston and a turkey baster.
She probably slaps herself with that peen every morning when she wakes up to assure that she isn't just caught up in some wet dream!
Even with the Snidely Whiplash look, I would. And again. And maybe one more time. He really looks like fun.
*clutches purse to chest and gasps*
Good lord. Even with the ultra douchey 'stache, I would ride that thing like I stole it.
Aaron Johnson r teh nahmz.
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Raising the bar for lowering standards since 1982.
no time to talk. looking at corgi videos.
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Posh Beckham is one of the Seven Signs of the Apocalypse.
I think I figured out why no one "cares" (except us dlisted sluts) when it is a pepaw and a young girl, but this fuckery creeps them out. It is not out of the norm for a younger girl to find older guys attractive. It is "normal", it is the lolita complex.
Everyone assumes that men are fucking shallow idiots. Period. It is not that Barbaro here is especially gross for doing what she is doing...we just assume that no good looking (without that fucking blonde hair) guy in his 20's would ever want to hit it with some "saggy, old, sad cougar" (as my brother says). That is it.
It's not that we think that it is wrong, per se, but we just think it is total bullshit that this young attractive man will want to change this old ass woman's diaper in 10 years when he could be hitting a young piece of strange. And most of these unions prove us right *I am side eyeing you Demi and Ashton*. This kind of shit just won't stand the test of time.
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I can't judge... the cheese biscuits at Red Lobster make me wanna touch myself
--Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 11/04/2011 - 9:41am.
thanks for the link to Towelroad. not. The video needs a password and the site is infected with viruses and worms. never going to that lame site again.
Err -Drunken stepfather -YOUR old and disgusting...
Stephanie Seymour loves her son and hugs him-Guns nRoses broke up because Axel is a fucking asshole (even though I love their music) and Stephanie Seymour looks fucking beautiful you douche bag...
"NOSOPD -Not our sort of person darling"
If I were to start punching Casper Smart I don't think I could stop.
Just read the James Franco article - what a douche. I knew there was no way he was taking all those classes at 80-bajillion universities at once. I can't believe NYU actually fired their professor over it.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
the lovechild of einstein and johnny depp up there? yep, I'd hit it.
He looks like Gene WIlder...."It's not Frankensteen, it's Frankenstein!"
She directed him in a John Lennon biopic and he knocked her up. They're actually preggo with #2, believe it or not.
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:18pm.
You mean to tell me there isn't anyone who you lust after that is much younger than yourself? (I'm not talking about "Chris Hansen-will-jump-out-of-the-bushes" younger)
And if given a chance, you would turn down the chance to get with them? (either in a relationship and a little fun time?)
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I'm only a couple years older than this guy, so no, there's no one that wouldn't provoke Chris Hansen to jump out of the bushes. Lowest I've ever gone is... 19? Didn't lust after him either, but he is attractive. And that was at age 23.
And louise_brooks is right about the faces. MK chose the best photo to accentuate her horse teeth and his pinchiness.
Paula Patton's Growing Pains-ass husband needs to STOP with the constant "I can't get enough sex with my wife", "It lasts HOURS", "My wife teaches me to be a better person", "I'll fuck my wife 'til my dick falls off and dies" comments already. Did he not learn ANYTHING from Will Smith and Jada's "thou doth protest too much" TMI?
Totally believe that Stoner Franco got the star treatment at NYU and the 40 other schools he was attending simultaneously. The more that came out about his course load the more implausible it became that he was doing all of the work himself.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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I have a bit of a crush on a 20 year old...and I'm 37. So this little 21/44 age difference makes me feel better. LOL. I'm not running off to have babies in my 40's with a guy though...she's a bit long in the tooth(and face...lol) to be spitting out childrens with this youngster.
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Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!!!
I don't have a problem with what j.lo is doing. He obviously is doing something for her. Its her money, not like her kids are starving cuz she spending all her money on him. Yea it makes her look a tad bit desperate but I just don't think its a big deal. She's already dated the big ballers, older men who could take care of her. This is something new and exciting probably.
I think the age issue is really secondary to the much larger issue that is their faces.
I'm very glad that it's not this way anymore, but it wasn't that long ago that a woman her age would be a grandmother and no one would think anything of it.
(My 39 year old cousin is a grandmother, though.)
You git it, girl, and enjoy it, because you're looking at a Jessica Lange situation in about 15 years.
Submitted by Clio on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:14pm
You mean to tell me there isn't anyone who you lust after that is much younger than yourself? (I'm not talking about "Chris Hansen-will-jump-out-of-the-bushes" younger)
And if given a chance, you would turn down the chance to get with them? (either in a relationship and a little fun time?)
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:11pm.
Only a wee bit douchey, thanks!
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Any chance you can elaborate on the activities of the recently unleashed inner douche? ;D
Submitted by TequilaTax on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:08pm.
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For what it's worth, I think it's just as skeevy when men do it. Neither gender gets a pass.
As for "why," they've been together since he was 18 or 19. A little too close to cradle robbing for my taste.
Submitted by becky n sydney on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 5:06pm.
Thanks Mike! How are you today? :)
Only a wee bit douchey, thanks!
Submitted by Clio on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 4:49pm.
The twink is 21, and the cougar is 44. I really wish I didn't look that up, now.
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Why? Men do that shit all the damn time and people don't give them names like "cougar" or some dumb shit like that.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Ah MJT, thanks for the explanation! He doesn't really look metro, and had that little "prune" look to his mouth area, and some sort of Pepaw-ish attire going on so I was confused.
Thanks Mike! How are you today? :)
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 4:58pm
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I hope that this is the year we see more Paula Patton...an intelligent, beautiful women, with actual talent...LOVE HER!
Hey LaCahylo!! I LOVE your Christmas avie!!
Happy Birthday, Becky!!
=That is one ugly looking cougar!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Hiya Becky!
Jackson Rathbone and Heather Mills would make for a more interesting coupling!
I thought that was Jackson Rathbone(?) for a second.
Paula Patton is my girl crush, next to Charlize (before she turned her nose up at Hello Kitty, of course).
At first glance I thought it was Heather Mills.
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 4:52pm.
Meh, no one blinks when it's a 44 year old man and a 21 year old woman.
Except on dlisted, where the guy gets called a pedo.
Who are these people?
I wanted to watch the sappy gay guys video, but I couldn't. :(
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
The Main Gay:
"Who is that boy and why did he marry Flicka?"
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami