Monday, December 19th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Jake Gyllenhaal (31)
Lady Sovereign (26)
Marla Sokoloff (31)
Alyssa Milano (39)
Amy Locane (40)
Liz Cho (40)
Tyson Beckford (41)
Kristy Swanson (42)
Criss Angel (44)
Jennifer Beals (48)
Til Schweiger (48)
Limahl (52)
Tim Reid (67)
Maurice White (70)
Cicely Tyson (78)
Huntsy, you need to close the italics in your signature!
Happy birthday Venus!
HB Venus Flytrap and Jakey-poo
HB Venus Flytrap and Jakey-poo
Happy Birthday Jake G. Two years ago he spent his birthday visiting pediatric cancer patients. He came alone and made sure to meet every family in the inpatient unit. Gotta love a celeb who does something decent even when the media isn't around.
Tyson doesn't look a day over 25 and still HOT!
There is a special line at the entrance to Hell for people who laugh at children crying, so I will see you there. 12/9/11- MK
Submitted by MickeyHolland on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 1:15pm.
Whamo, Gwennie is gonna be none too pleased...
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LOL, let's not get crazy now Mickey, she's hot but she ain't Gwenny hot!! :)
Whamo, Gwennie is gonna be none too pleased when she finds out you're cheating on her skinny ass with a busty brunette.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
Which one of you slurz italicized the thread????
Jake G. makes me projectile vomit.
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Happy BDay to these sluts:
Jake Gyllenhaal (31)
Alyssa Milano (39)
Jennifer Beals (48)
Tim Reid (67)
Cicely Tyson (78)
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
is it strange that i sometimes find myself wondering "where is marla sokoloff right now?"
answer: yes, yes it is. but good to know she's livin' the wifey/mother life and seems happy
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marla_Sokoloff
www.hangryhippo.com: Where hunger, anger, media consumption, and satire meet for a snack
Happy Birthday Jakey. Such a doll face. His body ain't bad either.
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Live everyday as if it is your last.
i liked til in "inglorious basterds"
here's carmen electra calling til a "mofo"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ouqyki_oCtw
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Jake Jellyhall(too lazy to go back and see how his lasy name is correctly spelled) is only 31?
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Angels say they can make you suffer.They give and take like a vicious lover .When all this loses meaning, You'll never want it back somehow"-Neverending White Lights (The Grace)
HB MAURICE WHITE...ONE OF THE GREAT VOICES OF MODERN MUSIC:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZp2UJ4t180
HB ALYSSA MILANO:
Transitioning into cougar / MILF just perfectly. ;-)
rosehips69:
The last you heard was the last there WAS. Bitch did herself in.
Her reign was shorter than one of Henry the 8th's wives
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Limahl! Dude has a personal website! http://www.limahl.com/
Also, what happened to Lady Sovereign? Last I heard is that she had a meltdown on stage and had too much anxiety to perform. Anyone?
I also love the Santa dance scene in Jarhead.
It's on youtube!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDggufu2YG4
Now we can all have a Merry Christmas.
Who is Til Schweiger? Never heard of him. I did google images and his face is OK (nothing special) but he's got legs like a 12 year old boy. Did he have polio (Til is old enough to have had polio, because we are the same age). What's so special about him?
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 9:25am.
@Whamo, haha, I always think of poor Roxy when I see something about leg warmers.
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Ya, that really was a cool show, I'm supprised it didn't last longer than it did.
Jake Gyllenhaal has got to be the slowest aging celebrity in Hollywood; seems like he's been around forever.
@Whamo, haha, I always think of poor Roxy when I see something about leg warmers.
When the site slows down, I either sign out of comments (dkw, but it speeds things up) or switch to Chrome. It seems like when it slows down, within a couple of days we get one of those monstrous, all-sides-of-the-screen ads for some trash tv show.
Happy Bday to all the Bday sluts.
How the hell is Til Schweiger 48? I remember when he started out in german Soaps.
Fucking LOL @ Limahl.
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Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 12/19/2011 - Anybody else having problems with the site being SLOW AS SHIT?
It's been slow before but today is the worse it's ever been, it's taking forever to do anything.
SITE NEEDS VIAGRA
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The viagra must have kicked in cause the site is back to raging hardon normal for me now.
It seems every couple of weeks though I have problems with it (the site that is) it really pisses me off sometimes especially on a grumpy Monday morning.
cicely tyson! hb to the old hot slut!!!
-that vixen slyly spit a loogy in the water that miss anne made her get. -and the old bat drank it.
KUNTA KUNTE!
*raise the roof, raise the baby, raise the roof*
anyone old enough to remember roots (and the thorn birds) interrupting a whole week of nightime programming?
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
HB Jakey!
I VANT TO SVALLOW ALL OF HEIR SCHVEIGER'S SHPERM
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 7:33am.
Anybody else having problems with the site being SLOW AS SHIT?
It's been slow before but today is the worse it's ever been, it's taking forever to do anything.
SITE NEEDS VIAGRA
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Submitted by Hockey fan on Mon, 12/19/2011 - 8:20am.
The Santa hat dance by Jake in Jarhead is one of my fave scenes ever. Damn, the boy was ripped!! And how can you not like a movie that has Jake, Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Dennis Haysbert, Peter Sarsgaard, and the song "OPP"?
Off to watch it right now. lol
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ITA - wish I could watch it with you.
Wait a minute - Jennifer Beals is 48, while Alyssa Milano is 39? Hmmm, somthing in that milk reeks of uncleanliness.
HB to Cicely Tyson - a truly talented actress who made it on ability - can't say that about too many coming along anymore.
And HB to all dlisted slores celebrating today!
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In case you're wondering, the second and third answers were "felch cream"and "taint butter." - MK 10/15/2011
Where have you been hiding, Til Schweiger? Hot german dude who's actually older than me. Now I know what I want for xmas. :P
The Santa hat dance by Jake in Jarhead is one of my fave scenes ever. Damn, the boy was ripped!! And how can you not like a movie that has Jake, Jamie Foxx, Chris Cooper, Dennis Haysbert, Peter Sarsgaard, and the song "OPP"?
Off to watch it right now. lol
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Happy Birthday Til Schweiger. Out of all of the actors in Inglorious Basterds, you were the one that I thought would get a shit load of acting work. (At least get a spot in the new Expendables movie).
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Liz Cho is local tv anchor in New York and she is beautiful! HB sluts.
HB Cicely Tyson! If they were to re-do "The Autobiography of Miss Jane Pittman" today they would only need a quarter of the make-up.
Jarhead = best. movie. evar.
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Happy B-Day Tim Reid!! The immortal Venus Flytrap!! Man, I loved WKRP, they played awesome music on the original shows. I mean, on what other sitcom could you have heard Pink Floyd's 'Pigs on the Wing'???
And that bit when Johnny was freaking about the 'phone cops'...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTPzTG1Lx60
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Anybody else having problems with the site being SLOW AS SHIT?
It's been slow before but today is the worse it's ever been, it's taking forever to do anything.
HB to Alyssa Milano and her amazing ( . Y . )!
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
maurice white of earth, wind & fire
one of GREATEST BAND EVAH!!
hell yea bitches ya know it
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
Jake Gyllenhaal....I've never really had a problem with Jake, think the guys a reasonable actor I really really liked Donnie Darko one of his first films (I think)
Alyssa Milano...She went from cute to damn hot.
Criss Angel...I don't know a lot about this guy but the one trick I saw on TV of him floating from one building to the other in broad daylight blew me away.
Jennifer Beals...helped propel leg warmers into the fashion hall of fame. Leg warmers were in fact invented by Roxy Harvey and she paid for the invention with her life...little known FACT! lol
Happy Bday Sluts
I could stare at that body all day! Happy Birthday, Jakey G!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I loved his homage to Santa in "Jarhead."
Michael, today is also the birthday of the incomparable Edith Piaf!
happy birthday maurice white
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_R2RsP43rmg
happy birthday to the wonderful cicely tyson, tyson, til and tim....
and to all the birthday sluts today... _____________________________________________
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
happy birthday to my neighbour til schweiger! damn, i can't believe he's 48!!!!!!
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
HB to Alyssa Milano. I will always have a crush on that hot slut.
Not to mention Tyson Beckford, and and especially happy birthday to Cicely Tyson. It was nice to see her on the big screen this year after such a long time.
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Happy birthday to the original Buffy!
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Til Scheiger is 48?!? Daaaang, thats the same age as Brad Pitt.
Awww, I wish you had posted Tyson's pic instead :/
Never got the appeal of JG (tt). As a matter of fact, he still owes me my Donnie Darko money back. That movie was such a waste.
Oh well, HB sluts!
Happy Birthday, Jakey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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