It's A Very Courtney Stodden Christmas! And Yes, We're All Going To Jail Now
Warning: You might feel the sudden urge to strangle your Christmas tree, shit in your fireplace stockings and cancel Christmas this year after getting into these highly illegal pictures at Egotastic of the underage lizard goddess Courtney Stodden slithering all over her 51-year-old nightmare of a husband who dressed up as Santa Claus. I know, that picture was supposed to be your Christmas card pose and this bitch stole it from you.
Nothing says "Tis the season!" like a gross Santa with cotton dick brows sniffing on the illegal down low goods of a 17-year-old who looks like an iguana in Alexis Arquette drag. This kind of good Christian girl holiday behavior from Courtney is seriously making Jesus consider converting to Buddhism. It's okay, Jesus, just try to focus on the silver slivers of elegance on Courtney's rear claws and everything will be okay (no, it won't).
I swear, somebody really has to start a "Courtney & Doug staged photo shoot or porn stills?" Tumblr, because I can't even tell the difference anymore. And if your skin hasn't completely crawled off of your body to throw itself into the nearest fire, then strap it down, because it will after you click play on this video:
Why isn't a SWAT Team and a group of priests with vats of holy water swarming all over them?! They are disgusting, ridiculous, fucked up, perverted, shameless, dark-sided...and I can't get enough of them.


Please tell me these pics are a fucking joke.
If that was my daughter I'd kidnap her from her deranged husband and lock her in a convent.
She's a whore.
What kind of man wants his bride to behave this way? This has publicity stunt written all over it. Maybe Doug got impatient that his career wasn't taking off like he'd like. But this was a bad decision because NOBODY is going to take him seriously now.
Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 10:00am.
Exactly. It's a very long list. :)
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Please: It's "rahnday."
spare the righteous hypo bs, cat, you could have chose to ignore but you didn't so don't try sit there and dictate what you can't/won't do yourself (because it (credibility) don't work that way).
besides, it is/was a discussion about having the site outfitted with an "ignore" feature.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Submitted by RandéSleepover on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 9:37am.
Yes. I fly over all threads or posts with the words "alt," "Pip," "Kardashian," "creamer," or "Housewives." Saves time, too.
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*adds Bieber, Gaga and anything Twilight-related to the list*
Submitted by The Mad Catter on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 9:55am.
Enough about the fucking alts already. This fucking bullshit is too damn much. You can choose to ignore it NOW, or you can keep rambling the fuck on about it and filling thread after thread with more talk about trolls than actual posts by trolls.
^^^^THIS^^^^
MC you must have heard my eyes rolling!
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Enough about the fucking alts already. This fucking bullshit is too damn much. You can choose to ignore it NOW, or you can keep rambling the fuck on about it and filling thread after thread with more talk about trolls than actual posts by trolls.
Over and OUT.
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And Jesus wept. This is just beyond disgusting. Get a room...and brick the door up.
yep, preciousmagpie. the idea and use has been around a long time.
more than 10 years ago i was using it on aol.
the troll/alt is really desperate now ... trying to convince all that using an ignore button/feature would somehow "not" be in their best interest. also trying to bait me by calling me a girl. "wah wah wah" fraggle is a sad fuck who'd wither away quick to nothing with a sweet ignore button.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
by my idea I mean I was the first person to throw in the idea of using an ignore button on this site, at least that I know of ...
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Submitted by islandgirl on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 9:04am.
*shrugs* I have an 'ignore' button in my head. I find that it works well in real life too. :)
Yes. I fly over all threads or posts with the words "alt," "Pip," "Kardashian," "creamer," or "Housewives." Saves time, too.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 9:22am.
I love how meaty is trying to portray my idea as her own.....are you crazy?
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*Your* idea? That "idea" has existed on plenty of sites since at least 1995, and has been talked about on this site ad nauseum.
You should get a job in advertising--you'd fit right in with all the "Idea Men".
The North Pole just imploded.
I love how meaty is trying to portray my idea as her own.....are you crazy?
my original idea was to have an auto evict if someone recieved to many ignores but the reason why that wont work is stated below. also, just ignoring someone still leaves the option for that person to post personal info about other posters without anyone being the wiser....
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*shrugs* I have an 'ignore' button in my head. I find that it works well in real life too. :)
Why can't Woody Allen and Soon Yi make a family film as great as this?
Forgive my ignorance, but what is an ALT? From what I've gathered it seems to refer to posters who have multiple SNs (screen names) as we olden folks from usenet days of yore used to call them. Is that right? I don't get what ALT is short for other than alternate...
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
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whammo, an ignore button/feature would not get a person "banned" if multiple people ignored the same person.
also, use of the ignore button/feature would be optional. it would not be mandatory.
again, there would be & could be no "ganging up" via an ignore button.
it's not an "oust" button. it's not a "voting" feature.
it simply blocks those whose writing you do not want to see/read from showing up in YOUR view and your view alone.
fuck, i wish it was a "vote off" feature. i'd create many accounts and own this joint.
-see what i mean? it doesn't work that way.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
A couple of comments other than her playful poon-passing and his pervy predator predilection:
1. Real boobs don't face due north when the torso is reclined.
2. Worst. Spray tan. Ever. Particularly around the feet/ankle region.
3. Again with the cheesy arm band. In every photo shoot? Really?
4. Those shoes might be RuPaul-approved but I still can't.
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She's the epitome of a cheap disgusting whore bag with ZERO self respect. Merry Christmas !
Ok Doug, we get it, it's colder than a "vampire's pussy". Yeah we get the joke.
I don't think one producer will ever broach him on a project due to the fact that he will need to bring this mess over to the set. This man flushed his career down the drain. Man..to work with Tom Hanks and go to this fuckery.
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if you use "ignore" it removes (from your screen name's view) all the posts from the offending/ignored poster.
it will do that for all threads.
it's like that person has been entered as "blocked" in an unseen list that correlates with your account.
the alt is trying to make it seem like the ignore button is akin to survivor, where we'd be voting folks off.
nope.
it's just a great tool to eliminate a constant social scourge.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
<"Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 8:30am.
....we never had this many crazed ass people on here under 3,000 different names....>
Why would that bother people? Seems like a lot of work for the person doing that. For what purpose I have no idea.
Besides, this isn't about getting rid of trolls as the term troll is subjective, some find Sucky offensive, others don't. But Sucky's goal in life isn't to make this place an unbearable place to come. The goal should be to isolate those who act the way they do solely to make this place suck....not because their personality sucks you know.
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TexnDoc:
I don't know how long you have been on here, but I have been on here since nearly the beginning, and we never had this many crazed ass people on here under 3,000 different names. I think these are some of the loonies that migrated over from Perez Hilton, quite frankly.
We need to sterilize this fucking site!
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Meaty-for the 400th millionth time....I'M NOT ANGELA!!!
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@Whamo
As well you don't want to have someone getting "ganged" up on and not being able to make comments, for instance if someone makes comments on a particular subject and a lot of people don't like I don't thinks it fair that out of spite all of a sudden they get a "tagged" and people start hitting ignore every time they see their name.
That was what I was trying to say. Thank you.
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Another bright idea, if you just ignore her, she could start posting photos and info about other posters for the world to see without anyone being the wiser so a better solution would be...if you get a certain number of ignore's, you're automatically logged out and if the IP address you try to log in from is different that the one you were logged out from, you have to state the city that you originally logged in from before you'd be allowed to log in again.....this might work.
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<"Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 8:16am.
Does anyone else remember when Dlisted used to be free of loonies, psychos, and other assorted ilk?">
No. In fact, before "Open Post", it used to be much worse.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 7:39am.
To me, it just sounds like a way to get rid of posters who are just disagreeing with someone and not actually causing trouble.
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I personally don't think it's a good idea. Like Hekki says I like to read everything thing regardless. As well you don't want to have someone getting "ganged" up on and not being able to make comments, for instance if someone makes comments on a particular subject and a lot of people don't like I don't thinks it fair that out of spite all of a sudden they get a "tagged" and people start hitting ignore every time they see their name. Mrs. PC doesn't bother me, it's just the same comment over and over anyway and I swear Sucky has multiple personalities because there are time he's quite normal with his comments and other times it's like WTF is this the same guy?
There are times I cringe reading his posts and I can see why people go off on him but WTF he's like an ailment you've grown to accept and live with. I wouldn't want him to be "ignored" every time he opens his mouth just because he goes over the line once in a while.
I must be lucky with the time I post at because not to often are there arguments, we all seem to get along quite well. Most of the time anyway:)
Yes, a FB call. I didn't know what else to call it. Haven't you seen people say how a bunch of them discussed something on FB or asked where someone is and a poster will tell you they just spoke to that person on FB and they say hello? I know a few people on here who are in touch through FB with a ton of Dlisters. I'm not one of them because I refuse to do FB, but I was amused to see just how many people talk away from here.
So if hitting ignore will allow someone to not see someone's posts, is that forever or just in that thread or what?
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lololol @ the troll trying to insinuate that the "ignore" button "bans" a poster after so many "ignores".
desperate much?
it's like a good old fashion can of RAID
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i'd use the "ignore" button. in a heartbeat.
bye bye to pedophelia-loving mrs patrick campbell and to that "troll pretending not to be a troll" angela/pip/fraggle (see her sweatin' it even as we type ... she'd "die" by the ignore feature).
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@Meatblocks-
But if it was just the ignore button with no ban after a certain number of posts, that would work even better!!
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FYI...I'M the one who brought up the idea of the ignore button but as someone pointed out earlier, the problem is that some people have 680 accounts and roaming IPs so essentially, they could log in, repeatedly ignore everyone they don't like and effectively ban every poster on this site...
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Submitted by Agnostic 1 on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 12:50am.
Is it safe around these parts yet? With all the shcheiß, merde & caca flying all weekend not to mention the wishes of suicide upon a DL comrade I went AWOL. So are the trolls gone?
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It's like herpes, sometimes there are no symptoms but it never truly goes away...
There is fuckery ere that does not sleep!
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a fb call? is that for real? -that there's a secret sub-society to this that is merely a gossip site?
regarding "ignore" button(s) -it's a simple tool the eliminates (only from your view) an offending poster.
-it has no "power" to eliminate a poster, it only eliminates what they write from YOUR view only.
(can't stress that enough).
the beauty (plural that) is that someone like pip/angela/fraggle (depending when you stepped into this game) would dissolve like the oz witch into nothingness. her antics would be unnoticed. then, as she created more (as she's apt to do regardless) you just simply ignore her new ones as they crop up.
the "ignore" feature harms no one else.
as martha would say "it's a good thing" and "give me johnnnie" ... okay, she didn't say the last part. i'm just sick in the head.
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Submitted by Hekki on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 7:55am.
Yeah, I doubt I'd actually use it either.
Thank you Mike and Hekki. I was afraid it would be like jumping from the frying pan into the fire. I hate cliches but this one fits. I still don't understand how the floating IP thing works even though people have tried to explain it. I suspect it's because I don't care enough to know. It's like the recent "I know who the Mods are" stuff. I don't want to know. For me, it would take a bit of shine off the mystery.
*shrugs*
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After this Courtney was visited by THREE ghosts; Anna Nicole, Judy Garland and Janis Joplin who all told her “guuurl, your overdose won’t mean SHIT”
I doubt these two can live another ten years at most
If the media really wanted to put an end to this fuckery (which they DO NOT) they would post her true age and be done with her ass. But no, that would fuck up sales/hits/idle talk
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Mike: Yeah, the kind of button you're describing could be good. So, for instance, if I never wanted to see posts by Mrs. PC, I could just click it and never see what she posts, even though she would still have the ability to post it? (What about responses to her initial comment?)
Not sure I would use it, though. I like to see what's going on, and even the offensive posts crack me up. It's probably some pathology on my part that Mrs. PC and Poopele and sucky make me laugh as often as they piss me off.
But I can understand how it would be a good option for people.
Dog, I agree with you about the "ignore" button. It sounds like a good solution, but I can easily imagine how it would lead to MORE fuckery here.
If someone is REALLY offensive, they will get smacked down. If someone is stirring up shit, they'll get called out on it.
There's no foolproof way of keeping out the crazies, so it's better to focus on being able to identify and ignore them.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 7:24am.
I agree. There's also a variation of the ignore feature that allows an individual poster to no longer see posts by someone they've put on ignore. I kind of like the idea of that feature (for alts and even a few non-alts).
Morning, Whamo. I was reading back and apparently Pip was causing ugly trouble last night, since deleted by the Mod. Cappy and a few others were discussing how other site have an ignore button and how it works. To me, it just sounds like a way to get rid of posters who are just disagreeing with someone and not actually causing trouble.
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Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 7:24am.
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Good morning Doggie Girl :) ;)
What it this ignore button you speak of? Am I missing something here?
Bawahaaaa! This is some of the finest fuckery I've had the pleasure to witness. I'm supprised Santa isn't just plain old banging her doggie style with a glass of milk and a plate of cookies on her back. If this guy had a career left he sure the fuck doesn't anymore. This guy has lost all the credibility and good name he once had all for this little Lolita.
The power of the pussy INDEED!
I need to stop going to bed at a decent hour because I'm missing all the crazy.
Having said that, this "ignore" button is new to me so I'm not sure if I have this correct or not. But if say 7 people hit the ignore button and that stops the poster from posting, what's to stop one clique (you know they exist here, people) from hitting it that many times to essentially delete another clique's differing opinion? Because if that's how it works, that's what WILL happen. If someone is getting slammed by a normal poster, not a troll, and then the one who is getting slammed can just put out a call on FB and their friends come in and hit "ignore" enough times to keep that person from continuing to post. That, IMO, is a little too Big Brother for me, guys. SMH.
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