Tuesday, December 20th 2011

Afternoon Crumbs

Sebastian Bach is looking every shade of hot - The Superficial

Rooney Mara has no idea what it coming out of her talk hole anymore - Lainey Gossip

Chaz Bono's mighty mighty fupa is officially on the market again - Celebitchy

Michelle George: From semi-successful TV actress to Twitter trollop - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

What is this "music career" David Archuleta is taking a break from to star in the real-life Book of Mormon? - Towleroad

Ashley Jizzdale tries to bust out her best sexyface, but instead looks like she's trying to burp out a fart - Hollywood Tuna

The water in Mexico isn't the only thing that will give you the wet shits, so will these pictures of Mr. & Mrs. Squint - Popsugar

Please pray that Vanessa Hudgens gets better, because that outfit is clearly telling me that the bitch is ill - Popoholic

This grinch-like cartoon of Fuggie Fug looks more human than she does - The Berry

I will not accept this Debra Messing divorce news until I hear it from Karen over a 5 martini lunch - ICYDK

More talent than Ke$hit - The Daily What

Here's 4 minute-long tunnel ride through the year's best viral videos. Get your shots first! - Videogum

Why aren't all of these Works of CoCo Art in MoMa? - Cityrag

R.I.P. HUNG - Just Jared

How can you do a Very Drunk History of Christmas and not get Spaz de la Huerta to narrate it? - OMG Blog

You know Khloe Kardashian was the mastermind behind the death of Kobe Bryant's marriage - Crunk + Disorderly

My abuelita has that same hoodie as Whitney Port and she got hers at the border in Tijuana and works it better - Hollywood Rag

Gerard Butler got fucked up in a twelve foot swell and no that's not a euphemism - I'm Not Obsessed

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kathleenvh's picture

That coco fan art page made my day thanks MK

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 3:14am.
Pamela Anderson does look good and even in person she looks good. I think the problem is her choice of hair color and makeup. Despite being 44, she insists on looking like an extra from a bad 80s WhiteSnake video.

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Agreed. She is an attractive woman who looks cheap and skanky due to her hair and makeup, when she could look like a super attractive older woman.

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I don't get these celeb divorces where there doesn't appear to be anything wrong with the relationship and they're still besties and live together but decide hey, we're not going to be married anymore. Isn't marriage supposed to be a COMMITMENT through good times and bad? I dunno, maybe I have my naive idealist cap on today...

Rooney Mara needs to STFD and STFU and look pretty and freaky while she pushes her movie.

Haven't gotten into any HBO shows since I only got that channel and Showtime a few months ago - I've mainly been catching up on Dexter anyway.

Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!

Daniee's picture

Listen, I am just short of ten years younger than Pam and her legs look younger than mine despite my working out and martial arts! I also agree with everyone that her stylist/or even her are giving her wrong shades of blonde. She could still be blonde if she really wants that, but have it the right dimensional tones and colours. Christina Aguilera, Cameron Diaz just to name of couple, also make the same error. Women can only pull off the whole too-blond thing for so long.

Well I could never hate on Pammy, good or bad, she is like pizza, or sex...even when it's bad...its still, well...ya know

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Pamela Anderson does look good and even in person she looks good. I think the problem is her choice of hair color and makeup. Despite being 44, she insists on looking like an extra from a bad 80s WhiteSnake video.

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bookworm's picture

Pam's body looks pretty damn good for 44 and two kids. Plus she has probably done the whole drink & drugs thing too. I think she still has a pretty face, she just has a lot of sun damage from tanning. Plus she would look so much BETTER if she quit the blonde hair and tranny makeup.

For some reason I've always liked Pam. She seems genuine and down to earth. She can also laugh at herself and take a joke. She does have bad taste in men though, but jesus haven't we all dated some bastards lol!

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We (HEART!) Chaz and ALL bulldozers/dieseltrucks because they feed on fish, thereby removing fish from the market. The less fish out there means there will be more horny men (aka "str8 guys") just aching for the 'relief' that we sisters are eager to provide!

Darth Stoner's picture

A lot of famous pin-up artists have done portraits of Pam when she was in her prime. Her face used to be really fresh and quite pretty. I wonder if it is her health issues that are contorting her face into an angry gremlin?

Webberbear's picture

Yes, sad that Pam is now a buttaface. I remember when she was so cute and fresh-faced. Aniston also has a great bod, but I was secretly happy when I saw her nips from "The Break Up" stills. Remember?
http://www.x929.ca/shows/newsboy/wp-content/uploads/90242_jennifer_anist...
For some reason, she wasn't wearing pasties when filming and some crafty person with access to the original film released the unedited goods. Since that time, of course, the lawyers got a cease and desist, but I was glad she was more human than goddess.

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I agree with everyone who says Pam's bod still looks great.

her face, on the other hand.....

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Hekki's picture

As ponchiks said, Pam is slim but not skinny. She is just right. I'd trade with her or Aniston. Aniston has a perfect figure.

Whatever's picture

Pam certainly has not let herself go.

freshh66's picture

Pam has no ass... Im an ass girl. Yes she may have a tight body for a woman after 2 kids but there is a magic surgery that tightens that midsection right up. I have a hard time fawning over Hollywood bodies anymore because its difficult to find a naturally beautiful body.
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LMAO @ "Sebastian Bach looking every shade of hot"

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Wholeheartedly agree with everyone that has said that Pam looks amazing.

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Pam's body looks fab. Wish she would update her hair and make-up. She'd be so freaking gorgeous!

Dgrin's picture

Pam can put a lot of 20 year old's to shame with that body, I've actually seen her up close and she didn't look as beat as she does in her pictures but rather very,very appealing to the eye..I guess when they stick these HD cameras up your face and take pictures of every minute of your crazy life they're bound to make you look like something your ass threw out.

Haribo's picture

pam's body is amazing. enuff said!

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Submitted by Obsessa on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 5:56pm.

Debra Messing is a spitting fucking image of Lucille Ball in that picture.

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Spot on. And there should be a movie made about Lucy for sure. It's time. I'm sure the Jr.'s must have some stories to tell. I've seen some old vids on youtube of Lucy on the Mike Douglas show with Desi Jr. and well, let's just say hen pecked and I'm sure Desi and Lucy both have some horror stories (in line with Mommie Dearest) to tell about their mother and father that weren't in any of their books (Yes I got caught in the bowels of youtube and ran across some of those vids.)

Gardening Girl's picture

It seems LeAnn and her bought husband are on ANOTHER vacation. I guess they have all the time in the world since neither works anymore. How sad to just leach off your wife.

Obsessa's picture

Debra Messing is a spitting fucking image of Lucille Ball in that picture.

lovelylaney's picture

@SANS FARDS - I watched Hung too :( I was wondering how they were gonna pick up after the new ho's girlfriend shot the redhead! dammit! Couldn't get into Bored to Death, and I tried. Same thing with BOREDwalk. I just can't get into that show. I get bored like 15 minutes in, each and every time!

True Blood annoys me why do they keep that shit? That show should be like on FX or some shit. And Enlightened, meh, I saw a few, it's like Lifetime TV to me (ick). How to Make It In America is good and should be picked up by another cable station if the writers only could!

Imperial Whore's picture

Pamela Anderson looks great, though! Not fair.

Lutrelle's picture

What are "ametures". Smdh

M.E.'s picture

Fuck the viral video in the face for getting that "Friday" song stuck in my head.

*grabs shotgun*

M.E.'s picture

Yes, Pam's got a banging body still.

But her face is BEAT.

TexnDoc's picture

I LOVE the viral videos segment - and I must have seen 90 percent of those here. So sweet that Tommy the butter-less Norwegian made it and his video is only like 3-4 days old. I had never seen the opening hilarious one with the German kids.

And the Onion's Kei$hit parody is must-see from beginning to end, because it's so Courtney Stodgen.

M.E.'s picture

The waves at Mavericks are not for ametures. Gerard or any inexperienced surfer has absolutely NO BUSINESS out there. There are professional surfers that have died there.

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 12/20/2011 - 5:00pm.
O come to me Gerard, and I will soothe your surfing booboos.

Right? Stand in line, that is one fine hunka man.
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O come to me Gerard, and I will soothe your surfing booboos.

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SANS FARDS's picture

Ohh damn, Debra Messing's getting divorced? She and her hubby make a good looking couple. 10 years is like eternity in Hollyweird though.

Rooney Mara...girl please, you're starting to sound as intelligent as Megan Fox. You're famous, and the Internet is mean. Get over it.

Hung is a pretty good show. I don't know anyone else who watched it besides me, though, so I'm not surprised it's getting the ax.

I heard Vanessa Bryant was a bitch to Khloe and wouldn't let her join the Lakers wives inner circle. But Vanessa gets the last laugh either way because she's getting the cash money millions.
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TEE's picture

SHIT they canceled Hung and Bored to Death! Stupid HBO!

Deb's picture

Pam Anderson's body does not look bad.

Gerard Butler's surfing accident sounds hella scary. It is terrifying to be in the ocean, held under water by harsh waves. I hope he'll be ok.

Rooney Mara is sounding like a slightly edgier Megan Fox. When will these ho's learn that the more they speak, the worse they look?

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I guess Chaz Bono is a big star after being ridiculed on "Dancing with the Stars."

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christine the hoff's picture

why is Butler's head so fucking huge????

for having two kids,and her age, sorry, Pam looks amazing. think about her life and how much shit she put herself through.

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ponchiks's picture

Pam looks really good for someone her age (the body, not the face). I like the fact that she's slim, but not too skinny-like some of those bags of leathery bones from the housewives editions.

I can see a fat roll on LeeAnn. You fat bitch!

I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!

TexnDoc's picture

I did not know David Archuletta was Mormon. Are the Jonas Bros? Anyway I love the South Park musical and the continual "dumb dumb de dumb" chorus for every story of that religion's origins.

sweet_b's picture

Pam actually doesn't look that bad. She looks great for a low-budget, former Poison groupie who works at the leather bar off the interstate somewhere between Reno and Las Vegas

lilac wine's picture

Am I nuts, or does Pamela Anderson not look too bad here?

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Spoiled's picture

I'm pretty sure that Debra Messing was the subject of a blind item. Maybe one of the ones most people thought was Patricia Heaton? Maybe one of the beard ones. Damned if I can remember it though. Personally, I always found it odd that they were a couple for 10 years before getting married. Yes, they have one kid, but so did Robert Reed.