How Dare You Say That The Mother Teresa Of Our Time Wasn't In Haiti To Do Charity Work
The earthquake in Haiti happened almost two years ago, but the news barely pricked through the bubble out of fame's ass that surrounds Kim Kardoucheian when she needed something quick to cloud her image as a greedy scam artist pig whore with the morals of Satan's pre-cum. Pimp Mama Kris went with Haiti, because it's easy enough for Kim to pronounce and the chewed-up brain in her ass will explode out of her b-hole if she has to say a name that's more than two syllables.
The National Enquirer said in their issue last week that just like Kim's spirit animal Mother Teresa, she and Pimp Mama Kris stayed in a $1,000 a night presidential suite, traveled with personal photographers, wiped their hands with disinfectant jizz every time they shook a Haitian's hand and walked in a local fashion show. Sounds about right. It also sounds about right that after each Haitian shook the hand of those she-devil heffas, they shoved their own hand into an open fire and then punched themselves with a flaming open fist for knowingly touching the claw of a demon.
But Kim is saying that The National Enquirer is spitting out lies. Pimp Mama Kris forced one of the Kuntrashian minions (you know that dumb bitch didn't write this) to jump on Kim's blog (via People) to explain that she was only in Haiti to do serious missionary work and to learn more about Maria Bello's charity:
While my experience was completely life-changing… a very emotional and surprisingly positive journey that I will never forget, some media outlets have tried to tarnish the motive behind my visit and have written completely ridiculous and untrue things. The National Enquirer wrote that I went to a fashion show in Haiti and then spent a fortune pampering myself! The truth is that I was at the Haitian Artisan Fair, where the amazing men and women who make their jewelry and crafts sell them to visitors to make a living, and I bought some of their beautiful jewelry after the fashion show!! Reading this made me so disappointed in the media.Taking such a positive thing and writing something malicious and untrue. The journalists obviously didn’t bother to do their research and instead published a ridiculous story to sell copies. I have ignored all of this until now, but because I wanted to write a few blogs about my experience, I felt I needed to address this first. I have become accustomed to dealing with rumors and lies spread about my family or my relationships, and have learned to ignore it to a certain extent. But when a magazine makes the decision to twist the truth and write lies like that, it belittles the entire experience we had in Haiti, and I won’t let them do that.
I think it’s important that I share my experiences with you all, rather than you read false reports in the media. I have some really great stories and photos from my trip and I’m so excited to share them with you all! Xo
Oh, yes, Kim. You were only in Haiti on a charity mission (the charity being YOURSELF) and to learn more. I mean, posing for pictures in Haiti is so much harder than posing for pictures on a red carpet in Las Vegas. That's what Princess Diana used to say back in the day, and fuck, she was right. It was also so giving of you to wear 10 pounds of whore paint on your face instead of 20, so you can look really concerned and like one of the people. Such a giving hole (on purpose typo and don't you move it).
The National Enquirer does tell lies from time to time, but I'd believe a fart out of a bull's asshole before I'd believe anything that came out of a Kardashian's mouth. Besides, that priceless "I know this fraudulent cunt is going to try to pass this off as charity work" side-eye the girl in the corner is throwing tells us everything we need to know.
And the person who made that necklace around Kim's neck just earned a special place in my heart. I mean, a necklace that looks like a wooden toilet seat? This is the new portrait of perfect.
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one day we will all wake up to new direct from TMZ.
the kardassians have all died and so has ryan seacrest.
and we go "oh well" and move on.
Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 9:53am.
Damn. Straight from the contrived press manipulations of Angelina Jolie. She'll be "directing" in no time.
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I hope I don't get flamed for this but I worked in the Child & Adolescent Psychiatry Dept of a world renowned University in the States for 8 years, after 9/11 were received a grant to work with children suffering from PTSD, we had partnerships with other Universities throughout the states. One of these was in Mass. and its Pediatric Dept. had a Special Project to assist Refugee Children and Angelina Jolie was their major donor. This was around 2001, and in Dec of 2002 the core group of refugee children put on a play that had me bawling from beginning to end, they basically spoke about the horrors they experienced & saw first hand in Iraq, Bosnia, The Congo, etc. They originally didn't have funds to put on this play and AJ paid for the whole thing, it ended up being a professional stage production that ran fora few weeks. I never met her and I only know of this story as well as two similar ones because of the type of work I was in. This was told to me by one of the directors of my department in a totally offhand way. Keep in mind this was pre-Brad Pitt, I don't really care for Brangelina but from what I know she actually does help orphans & refugees in a big way, publicly as well as anonymously, whereas Kim Kartrashian is a filthy pig just like the rest of her family.
*Fun Fact: Did you guys know that Lindsay's attorney Shawn Holley worked for OJ's defense team? She was an intern at Cochran's law firm.
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"How nice, to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive."
- Kurt Vonnegut, Slaughterhouse-Five
To hell with this trash slut. That is almost all.
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"...The only real gift that we have is our own independent intelligence..." Christopher Hitchens, 1949-2011
Amy Winehouse, 1983-2011 - Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ludxpkyrab0
Bitch should just stop with all the bullshit. No one believes her stoopid spoiled ass.
Sooooo Kimmy says:
"The National Enquirer wrote that I went to a fashion show in Haiti and then spent a fortune pampering myself! The truth is that I was at the Haitian Artisan Fair, where the amazing men and women who make their jewelry and crafts sell them to visitors to make a living, and I bought some of their beautiful jewelry after the fashion show!! "
Ummm....so you weren't at a fashion show but bought jewelry after the fashion show????
Please bitch.....Just STOP
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Why some turds evade the whirlpool...god only knows. They are survivors. The fittest.
- Hysteria
Wow, she's never been around that many black people before at one time without having to suck some dick.
.. If only D. Chappelle was still on the air.. imagine the sketches he could do about this sucio family .... COME BACK TO TV DAVE!!! WE NEEEEEED YOOOOU!!!
Cim is officially turning into a Lohan, she lies (and believes her lies at that), is a whore, cheats, is extremely delusional, and has no concept of reality.. all she needs is some dirty finger nails and VOILA!
Posing with a bunch of black kids doesnt make you a humanitarian. Dumb fucking bitches.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Say what you want about Justin Bieber, but he was one of the top wish granters in 2011 for the Make a Wish Foundation. Oprah, with her billions, is known for her charity work and trying to make the world a better place. Crazy ass Sean Penn has been helping the people in Haiti for years.
This family is beyond vile. My wish is that they live long and healthy lives, AFTER all of their fame and fortune has disappeared. It would be lovely to see them lose everything and have to stand on the corner to turn their tricks. Karma is a bitch.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:06am.
You know - my dentist goes to Haiti EVERY year for the last 10 years. He takes a crew of 8 or 9 wiht them and they spend a month there offering free dental services. They take lots of pictures but they don't sell them to magazines. No one is EVER wearing makeup in those pictures. People are smiling but it's becuz their teeth are fixed, not cuz some cheezy photographer told them too. THAT is charity.
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Having worked with military organizations for years now, what amazes me is that there are soldiers in Afghanistan, hot as hell, extremely fatigued that haven't showered in ages... And yet, whenever some request something, they always ask for clothes, school equipment and hygiene products for the kids they see and see their needs before their own. Truly are heroes out there!
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
"Only thing that makes my life complete is when I turn your face into a toilet seat...Haters wanna hate, lovers wanna loooove, I dont even want none of the above, I want to piss on yooou, yes I do, Ill piss on you Ill pee on yooooooooooooou!!!!!! ;D
She was there about 48 hours and it was life changing? They have big balls where other women have labias.
Sentence fragment!!!!!!!! *head explodes*
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:43am.
I think that Kim, like Courtney Stodden, is misunderstood. It's not easy being pretty and shapely. It seems that no matter what they do, they can't win.
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please tell me you are kidding.
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I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
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I really believe this considering the fact that when they went to Bora Bora as a family, she bitched about the NICEST suite they had.
All Kim needs is matching braclets and she'd look like she's in one of those prisoner vices you see at Colonial Williamsburg!
The worst part of all this is that this delusional ho really believes this crap. Look at how great we are going to haiti and bringing all this awareness to the poverty in Haiti. Not that we would ever really give a rat's FAT ass about it if we weren't trying to clean up after your diarrhea marriage. Think about all the money you spent on that ridiculous sham and how it could've helped these people. As my mother says, Really Kim, no REALLY.
Ok, with this statement. So many questions.
WTF did she DO?! She had experiences? Like, catwalking experiences? But she didn't spend a fortune? Ok, maybe she spent a fortune but she spent it on necklaces. Except that one she's wearing - they gave that to her cuz it suited her so well? And anyway she was getting paid? Do tell - what THINGS was she really doing down there? and finally: When will SHE be selling copies of her wonderful, inexpensive (not malicious and untrue) experience ?
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
She didnt have to travel to Hati to see impoverished people.
So how much did she donate, I'm sure she'd want the world to know that.
Her blog response sounds like something Lindsay Lohan would write. She is vile. And do you think you could cover your boobs up while you are busy doing "chairty" work? This is worse than her Thanksgiving stunt.
She couldn't pinpoint Haiti on a map if it were sticking out her own ass. Kim honey, your desperation is showing and it ain't pretty.
@ben_dover
http://newsone.com/entertainment/casey-gane-mccalla/oprah-winfrey-calls-...
She only went to try to repair the damage done by the fake marriage.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:09am.
Hahaha Whamo!! There was no choice but to leave the lid up, with such a huge POS in it.
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LMAO..
*double flush, jumps on lid with both feet tries to get it shut*
The phrase "Taking such a positive thing and writing something malicious and untrue[.]" in KK's statement is a sentence fragment, a horrible grammatical error for which all perpetrators (beyond the rare novelist's stylistic usage) should be beaten by Sister Miriam Joseph, PhD.
idk if any one has said this already.
But didnt Oprah break the news first? I read some where she was saying exactly what the n.e is saying and that was so last week.but the klantrashians know they cant fuck with oprah*tell em get in line and kiss your ass MUAH!*
Damn, look how many times she typed the word "I"! She is the most self-involved person in Hollywood.
Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 10:43am.
I think that Kim, like Courtney Stodden, is misunderstood. It's not easy being pretty and shapely. It seems that no matter what they do, they can't win.
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Har.
They're both disgusting, but one is disgusting because she's been brainwashed into a clownish performance of femininity.
The other one, equally clownish in appearance, has sufficient intelligence to do evil and is therefore more dangerous.
However, neither one of them invented the pornographic extremes of femininity that they both practice.
Pointing out the tendency of our society to scapegoat women is in no way an endorsement of any particular woman's destructive behavior.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
LOVE the white dress to the left of her. Anyone know anything about it? Or who that is wearing it?
THE LADY IN THE UPPER RIGHT HAND CORNER HAS THE RIGHT IDEA
Is it my imagination, or is that Rae Dawn Chong on the left in the white dress with the green belt?
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 11:09am.
yes the world health organisation has issued an alert in haita, apparently sexually transmited diseases skyrocketed during kim's stay, because she fucked her way through haiti as well.
but kim is saving herself for kobe byrant, who is soon to be single.
The evil part of me wants to know if she got any big black dick in Haiti.
You know - my dentist goes to Haiti EVERY year for the last 10 years. He takes a crew of 8 or 9 wiht them and they spend a month there offering free dental services. They take lots of pictures but they don't sell them to magazines. No one is EVER wearing makeup in those pictures. People are smiling but it's becuz their teeth are fixed, not cuz some cheezy photographer told them too. THAT is charity.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Wed, 12/21/2011 - 8:52am.
Lol i really hate these vile people and i hate that ryan seacrest for making them famous.
i hope kim dies, her family dies.
and ryan seacrest die from choking on a 12" dildo.
thats my spirit of xmas, death to the kardassians and ryan seacrest.
Because I just can't with this whole: "I didn't tell a lie" bullshit my take away from this is:
"as moral as the devil's pre-cum"
*dies*
THAT is genius right there, thank you MK!
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
I think that Kim, like Courtney Stodden, is misunderstood. It's not easy being pretty and shapely. It seems that no matter what they do, they can't win.
I bought some of their beautiful jewelry after the fashion show!!
So...you went to a fashion show. Which is what the Enquirer reported. Buying some jewelry afterward doesn't change that. FYI, Kim - your idea of what constitutes a "fortune" and "pampering" is not in line with the rest of the world. So yeah, I'm sure you did spend a fortune pampering yourself, like always.
i hate these fucking twats.
guest, i saw some on TheSuperficial, some on CDAN and some on TMZ when she went down. She is wearing thigh high boots, and Mama Kris is in a dress and stilettos.
fucking sham....down to their fake faces.
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I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
-P!nk
Ah hah, this is appropriate, since she's a White Zombie. Maybe some voodoo practitioner put a curse on her and her ratings will fall. I'd like to see somebody in the crowd scream, "Zombie!" and they all riot and attack her with pitchforks. A girl can dream!
Somebody sic Sean Penn on her. He's cranky and unpleasant. He could at least ruin her day.
But it just makes me sick, these thoroughly despicable people. And they just seem to thrive on that. They don't care, just as long as they get money out of it. They have no morals, including the dead father who was partly responsible for demonic OJ getting acquitted. I don't normally go on tirades against celebrities, but, sweet Jesus, these PEOPLE!
Ho won't pick up a finger unless it's to reapply or stroke a dick, which is fine if she owned it.
Please, pissho, you are not a saint nor are you royalty. A royal shit yes.
Several of our pastors are in Haiti as we speak and have been down there for weeks. They saw Oprah, Bello and Sean Penn actually helping build homes and looking as wrecked as the poor Haitians did. They have worked alongside them. They have NOT seen Kim anywhere. And to make sure you all get my point, the people in this pic with that maggot have been cleaned up and made to look happy. The Haitians that she allegedly went there to help are mal-nourished, dirty, homeless, and hopeless, and they most assuredly and NOT happy.
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zOMG how many of teh Lifes have you changed in H8E?!/!??!
Hahaha Whamo!! There was no choice but to leave the lid up, with such a huge POS in it.
Provy, just as we all suspected, her fans are obviously Rhodes Scholars. KIM! KIM! YOUCHANGEDALLOURLIFES!! KIM!!! :p
If you wanted to deflect attention away from you and onto the cause you're supposedly working with, you failed on all levels. I swear celebrities (though not all) remind me of some bitches on facebook who take pictures of every single thing they do so that we know where they were and what they were doing on any given day.
Sorry, I cannot equate Diana with this fame whore. If Diana had not died before her time, she would have been in Haiti right after the earthquake lending her time and fame to the Haitians' plight.
It's like Courtney Stodden and her elderly piece of a husband. Print it and people will read. Kim K is a nothing and deserves nothing.
You're so right. On her it's a toilet seat with an upside down turd in it. On anyone else it's gorgeous handiwork.
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I have to laugh to keep from crying.
Don't forget to flush!!! Bwha.
Psl...where are the other pics??
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Provy, hahahahah
she changed many "lifes".
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I'm not here for your entertainment
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
-P!nk
For the love of God, MK! New Post, PLEASE! This whore does not even deserve the negative attention.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson