Afternoon Crumbs
Why would I not be surprised if there was a police escort driving in front of an extremely knocked up Jessica Simpson? - Hollywood Tuna
NYU pries its lips off James Franco's taint to defend him - Lainey Gossip
Falcor Rimes and Eddie Cibrian in some completely natural and not-at-all staged paparazzi pictures - The Superficial
Bullfrogs are not the one - Towleroad
Candice Swanepoel dry fucks herself in Bazaar - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
It's all awwws and awwws until the pussy eats the rabbit - The Berry
Tommy Girl's face is getting filled up in Brazil - Celebitchy
Colin Farrell: Doggy prostate doctor - Just Jared
Voodoo Judy from Bad Girls Club is still a dumb mess of a drunk - ICYDK
Miranda Kerr shocks the entire world by posing in a bikini - Popoholic
Beyonce is not as swole up as the last time we saw her... THE PLOT THINS! - Popsugar
A stoned Tommy Chong + Debbie Deb = HEAVEN - The Daily What
SPOILER ALERT: Honor is getting a Barbie car for Christmas - Hollywood Rag
Why does Wilma look like Eddie Cibrian in a ginger wig? - Cityrag
This is pretty much me every time a Ke$ha song comes in a store - Videogum
Ashely Jizzdale is Jesse McCartney's mom?! - I'm Not Obsessed
And here's Scott Bailey's butt cheek reservoir - OMG Blog
Somewhere there's a freezing, coat-less low-level pimp who can brag about getting a handjob from the slut from American Pie - Celebslam
(Image via Pacific Coast News)
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LOL...I know. I guess a bunch of people wrote to them to change it!
Submitted by SavageLettuce on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 8:20am.
Re: Jesse McCartney.....that's not even his mother. It's his girlfriend.
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Haha, 'I'm Not Obsessed' originally said it was his mom...
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Re: Jesse McCartney.....that's not even his mother. It's his girlfriend.
I'm as tired of LeAnn and Eddie as much as anyone but I must say LeAnn has added a few pounds and looks MUCH better. No one has pointed that out. Wish she had stayed away from the implants tho.
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Migraineuse may be our resident Ti Grace Atkinson, but that doesn't mean that she doesn't have a point and that she can't make a joke from time to time (yes, feminists can be funny, even Migraineuse). And I, too, have rolled my eyes at some of the things that you say Migraineuse (e.g., comparing the exploitation and degradation of Jews by the Nazis to what A&E does with hoarders), but I have more rolled my eyes at many other things, one of them being the way everyone here bashes anyone over a size 4 (Fatty! Try harder!). And I am not singling anyone out on this; it's a pervasive sentiment here. And I find those comments just as routine and sometimes as extreme as Migraineuse's, Both issues--size scrutiny and patriarchy--are damaging to women and our society overall.
Submitted by tonicbitch on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:41pm.
I do, because frequently Migraineuse's extreme viewpoint does not reflect reality. One extreme viewpoint doesn't cancel the others out - it just makes everybody more shitty.
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Ah, the beauty of feminisms...
Considering that we still live in world where in places female mutilation and stoning women is legal, and even here in the US women are treated as second class citizens and are thisclose to losing rights over our own bodies, I don't have a problem with Migraine's extreme pro-woman stance.
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Migraineuse is fanatical about so-called male domination, but I agree with her comment.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:03pm.
Sans Fards, thank you. Migraineues is fanatical about her "defense of women" against the male dominated culture, and what we are supposed to look like etc., because of them.
It's enough already! *rolls eyes8
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IKR? I've been keeping my mouth shut, but really? Migraineuse remarked once that Helen Mirren "could do no wrong" or some shit like that. Really? Date-rape defender Helen Mirren? The Helen Mirren that said women who get date-raped shouldn't have the nerve to press charges. Betch, please with your uber-feminism.
*shudders b/c referring to an old post is so you-know-who*
Jessica looks gorgeous (in the face). Her body...I mean she's pregnant and it's refreshing that she's not doing the usual Hollywood thing by eating very healthy and working out in order to not gain weight. True, she gained weight a couple of years ago but I think shes just enjoying herself cuz she knew she would get offers from companies to promote their weight-loss programs.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:10pm.
Cappy, I commented on Jessica. SHE started with me, just like she picks on everyone's comments that have to do with women.
I have to leave now, and it seems like just in time. Good night.
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Cappy, I commented on Jessica. SHE started with me, just like she picks on everyone's comments that have to do with women.
I have to leave now, and it seems like just in time. Good night.
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Sans Fards, thank you. Migraineues is fanatical about her "defense of women" against the male dominated culture, and what we are supposed to look like etc., because of them.
It's enough already! *rolls eyes8
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:49pm.
Migraineuse, give it up. Enough already. I have been ignoring your posts because you seem so fucking angry at the world, but this is ridiculous.
This is fucking blog where we rag on celebs. I didn't say she can't eat more. She looks like one of those women who thinks because they are pregnant, they can eat everything in sight. She has gained a lot of weight. Big fucking deal.
yeeeesh.
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Come on guys, take a step back from misinterpreting a post off of a personal interpretation. The "target" is not "DL posters"; the target is your neighborhood, your society, your nation's bullshit justice system and, lastly and quite possibly, yourself, if introspection is involved in any debate or argument.
If I may say, for the most part we all come here to be self-checked, so to speak, regarding opinions. This is not a delicate zone/blog in the respect of courage to post. Can we all please, A) step back from any given post here, and, B) allow a certain courage of differing/unique views within the realm of reason? Just asking.
Separately, happy end of the year and, hopefully, some downtime and family connection/understanding to all.
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Amy Winehouse, 1983-2011, "Will You Still Love Me?"
Jess should be barefoot and in the kitchen making her man a sandwich, pouring him a beer, and then giving him a blowjob in front of the football game. She should not be thinking about her career, as her rightful place is in the home waiting on her man hand and foot.
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Migraineuse, give it up. Enough already. I have been ignoring your posts because you seem so fucking angry at the world, but this is ridiculous.
This is fucking blog where we rag on celebs. I didn't say she can't eat more. She looks like one of those women who thinks because they are pregnant, they can eat everything in sight. She has gained a lot of weight. Big fucking deal.
yeeeesh.
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Flirting with this disaster became me
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:28pm.
Hey Mani! :)
I think Jess is pretty, but some women look GORGEOUS while pregnant. I think she is one of the women who uses pregnancy as an excuse to eat more.
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How dare women eat more!
How dare they not be GORGEOUS when pregnant!
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Hey Mani! :)
I think Jess is pretty, but some women look GORGEOUS while pregnant. I think she is one of the women who uses pregnancy as an excuse to eat more.
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Flirting with this disaster became me
It named me as the fool who only aimed to be
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Yes PSL...we can rule her out from the stunning group but really she was getting kinda big before she was pregnant...not fat though!LOL!
Who keeps a bullfrog as a pet. Anyway it was good. Do they hurt?
Some women are absolutely stunning while pregnant. I have to say, Jessica is not one of them.
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Flirting with this disaster became me
It named me as the fool who only aimed to be
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I got that Beyonce thing figured out: they found her a doppelgänger (maybe they even cloned her - that was my first guess) who is carrying the baby while she is carrying her pillow. that doppelgängers picture was taken while shopping in vancouver and being really pregnant. case closed...;)
Regardless of James Franco's douchery, his prof shouldn't have given out confidential student info and is rightly getting the axe for it. And now he's playing the race card and claiming he was fired because of his ethnicity? *eyeroll* yeah, good luck with that, buddy.
GAH. Fake or real pregnancy, I cannot with Beyonce's leggings.
All of the Bad Girls club girls are unholy messes, but Judy is one of the worst. Not surprised to hear about her shenanigans....that girl will end up in the looney bin. Yes, I actually watched this past season (hangs head in shame)
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She just looks fat to me, I dont see the roundness at all in any of the pics out there.
Why is Leanne constantly on vacay? From what, exactly? Making lifetime movies? She's awful. I cant imagine any mag paying for these photos, but maybe that's how she earns her money these days. Ugh. It must be exhausting to be around someone that insecure. I just imagine she constantly asks if she's prettier than Brandi, etc.
SHe needs her own tugboat.
She has her own orbiting moon.
SHe wears maternity clothes in size "circus tent."
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Is Jessica pregnant with twins or something?
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Oh Tommygirl everyone wants to be 20 forever. It's embarrassing. Stop. Act your age. Sheesh, you and Madonna.
I thought you weren't supposed to bleach/dye your hair when you were knocked up. Did I make that up or is it a true thing?
Why oh why doesn't someone who knows Falcor well tell her she isn't fooling anyone and that she looks fucking ridurous???
*Seinfeld-ism*
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Believing Beyonce is really pregnant in those pics because she truly looks swollen and miserable and we all know she's a terrible actress...lol.
Jessica looks great!
This look suits her, but those glasses don't do her any favors.
I don't think B is even pregnant, but it's mostly because Jessica has spoken of wanting kids and seems to be truly happy.
No comment on her fiance, though.
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Time cast a spell on you but
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I know I could have loved you but
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Bouncy's bump conspiracy continues. That thing looks way too low.
why all the love for Jessica being fat and happy but hate for Beyonce for doin the same?
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Don't trust a hoe, Never trust a hoe, I won't trust a hoe. Won't trust me.
Hey, Sweetas!
If I had Miranda Kerr's body I'd live in bikinis, too.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
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Bwaahahahha @ the bullfrog. That`s what you get for fucking with him...
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
We got a laugh out of Tammy saying she was the 'maintenance guy' at 18.
At 18 Tammy was renting out her GrandCanyon through the Advocate classifieds under 'models and masseurs'!
Hey Hotmami!! :) I think she looks really cute and happy.
LeAnne is going to be one of those women that botch their face up with botox and plastic surgery the older they get. Just to remain appealing for a guy that looks like he's about to nail the next best thing that comes past.
The girl is PREGNANT for fuck's sake. Remember how we all bashed on Rachel Z for being too small? Jessica's gaining weight like you're supposed to and people are still being abide. Of course she's big. She's HAVING A BABY.
*snide, not abide.*
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
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-Fleetwood Mac
That frog video made me cackle like a nutter. Not the one, indeed.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Hahaha right M.E.?? Look at LeAnn's insecure ass posing and throwing her head back laughing. Laugh it up ho, we all know why you're so insecure and you're right...in fact he's probably banging the maid in the garage right now. :D
That bullfrog was great.
Simpson looks good pregnant.
I like pregnant Jessica....it's seems to fit her