Bitch Got Booed: The Kris Humphries Edition
When Kris Humphries used the blood from a virgin goat to sign away his soul to the Kardashian Klan, he probably agreed to give a chunk of his future earnings to them and to also hand over his first non-Kardashian born, which will be sacrificed to the ultimate devil, Ryan Gaycrest, in exchange for 50 more seasons on E!. So Kris already had the sads knowing that a chunk of the $8 million he got from the New Jersey Nets for re-signing with them would be snatched up by Pimp Mama Kris' klaws. And Kris got kicked again when he didn't exactly receive a warm welcome at his first game. The Herp Derp Giant stumbled onto the court at Madison Square Garden last night and got showered with boos and laughs from Knicks fans. The audience reaction was basically the same one I got when I danced in a button down silk shirt to a Rhythm Syndicate song during my junior high school talent show.
Kris told reporters after game that he was so focused on the game that he says he didn't even notice the boos. Kris then said, "What is a boo, anyway? What does it sound like? Can you spell that out for me...slowly...slower... I like basketball."
This is why it's good to be as simple as Kris Humphries. Bitch can only operate two senses. So you can punch his ears with boos all you want, but the only thought in his head will be: basketball in hoop... basketball in hoop... basketball in hoop... cookies... basketball in hoop.
That being said, a "guilt by Kardashiation" boo is a beautiful boo.
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I hope they are booing him because he is a total douche, and not because of his marriage failing with KK. She is a media whore douche too. They both are total idiots.
I'd still suck his dick...any time, any place. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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I never knew who he was(and I follow NBA) until the whole Kummy Kim Kuntrashian debacle.
GO LAKERS ! ! !
You know, it crossed my mind that the K Klan could have paid the 20,000 random normal life dwellers to do this ridiculous stunt. It still hasn't been proven that they didn't have a hand in it. But trust me, if you don't like someone enough you think of ways to pay people to outwardly not like that person(those bar days are w a y behind me now).
I kinda feel bad for him. But only because I really want the Fuckshitians do go down in flames.
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Poor dumb thing.
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For those who asked, he is not considered a good player. He sits on the bench, mostly, and is really only good at rebounding. He was also voted the most hated player in the NBA (it was announced yesterday), which is funny, because last year no one knew who he was. The best part of the booing is that later in the game the crowd starts chanting that they want him back in the game... so they can boo him some more.
does this retard even know how to count to 10?
hes gotta be stupid mofo for marrying miss piss
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Glad to see I'm not the only one who feels sorry for him. Have to wonder if he's really as simple as he appears or if it's all an act...
They should be booing the Kardashian slugs.
LMAO re: Rhythm Syndicate, MK! I won a pizza party from a radio station in 11th grade and got to meet them and Marky Mark. I was in my fucking glory about Marky Mark, and my best friend was dazzled by the lead singer of RS. I still have the pictures somewhere.
I do feel really bad for him. I think he was naive about the marriage as well and if you think about it, this guy works really really hard to get in shape, stay in shape, and play basketball professionally. Now because of one really stupid mistake, he'll never be taken seriously in his profession no matter how good he is. That really sucks.
how come no one said boo at the wedding when they ask if anyone has any objections to this marriage...
and why did the booooo last longer than the marriage? ha!
"What is a boo, anyway? What does it sound like? Can you spell that out for me...slowly...slower... I like basketball."
He sounds like a cave man. Especially the "I like basketball" at the end. Reminds me of the caveman from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rokr2i-BQHk
Also I don't think they're booing in support of Kim they're booing because he's an idiot who wanted to be a part of Kims circle. They would have booed Kim if she were there.
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You know maybe he really is used to the boos...I dated a guy that played basketball at a top school and he said that after a while you really tune it out. Hell he even said in practice, the coach would have like a cd with boos on it so they would get used to the sound when they do their free-throws...Eh I like Kris and I love his ignorance.
who are these fucking basketball fans who care about Kardashian Krap anyway? GHEY!!!
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 12:39pm.
You just know Kim is interpreting this as: "All these people are booing Kris cuz they're totally on my side."
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That was my first thought LOL
You just know Kim is interpreting this as: "All these people are booing Kris cuz they're totally on my side."
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Ah, this is why I love NY. They aren't booing him because they thing he was the "bad guy" in the "marriage". They are booing him because we are all sick of seeing his and that whole family's dumb fucking faces everywhere.
I do feel bad for him, because I think he was just very naive about this whole thing. Probably didn't expect such backlash.
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I feel sorry for the poor fool. What ever happened if he was in on the scam or not, the stench from those pisswhores will follow him for a while and can you imagine the lookes he gets from people on the street? Unbearable!
Fuck that! I just want to know how big that mother fuckers dick is? He's bi-racial and big, I hope the dick is in proportion to the body if not that would suck. I dated a bi-racial guy a few times and even though it never worked out, his dick was as thick as a plantain and about 9 inches...hurt to walk but damn it felt good going in.
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MK your talent show sounds too cute and reminds me of Butters on South Park since that was on my mind this morning. He has the same song he does every talent show
Lu Lu Lu I've got some apples
Lu Lu Lu You've got some too
Lu Lu Lu let's get together
I know what we can do Lu Lu.
(pees on stage).......oh shit.
Best thing Is just YouTube searching "Lu Lu song" for a laugh.
MK your talent show sounds too cute and reminds me of Butters on South Park since that was on my mind this morning. He has the same song he does every talent show
Lu Lu Lu I've got some apples
Lu Lu Lu You've got some too
Lu Lu Lu let's get together
I know what we can do Lu Lu.
(pees on stage).......oh shit.
Best thing Is just YouTube searching "Lu Lu song" for a laugh.
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WHO THE FUCK CARES!
That was one long ass boo! Ha.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Damn, tuff crowd. Not surprised, tho.
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Eh? I don't get it. Maybe they are booing the situation rather then him personally? Does anyone know if he's actually a good player?
Eh? I don't get it. Maybe they are booing the situation rather then him personally? Does anyone know if he's actually a good player?
My guess is she did let the tip in so that he couldn't claim the marriage was unconsummated.
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@tojo - I was wondering the same thing. On one hand she's a whore & has no standards but on the other hand, I could see her being repulsed by him. Maybe she did him once? Even their honeymoon photos looked forced on her part. Poor dumb idiot.
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I'm glad I'm not alone! I feel *kind-of* bad for him also, but I have no doubt that he'll be fine. In six months people will forget/not give a shit who he is.
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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:30am.
I wonder if he even got to fuck his "wife"?
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I don't believe she let him do that to her. She could barely stand him touching her in the water on their honeymoon video. She wanted to throw up on his face.
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:26am.
My husband said it best, you can tell he's a young kid and he got wrapped up in the venom that comes out of Kim's fat ass and big $$ was thrown his way and when he was locked out of games, he took the devil's bait.
My lady boss was broached by one of the reality shows (one of the housewives spinoffs) and they sent over a 450 page contract. I'm sure this baffoon didn't bother to read his package and signed off where to cash the checks. It's a greedy, greedy game and luckily my boss backed away. The dumb kid got burned.
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That's why famous people need to hire professional handlers, to wade through those crazy complicated contracts and spell it out in plain English for them. Reminds me of Ja Rule being like, oh I didn't know I had to pay taxes, my bad.
This will all blow over in a few months and people will forget he was ever associated with the Kartrashian Klan.
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Submitted by NOT IMPRESSED on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 10:12am.
I hate myself for thinking he looks good in his basketball uniform.
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Haah, I thought I would be on my own thinking that.
I feel kinda sorry for him. He looks like he's of simple mind and probably had no idea what he was getting into in reality.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
I wonder if he even got to fuck his "wife"?
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You are so right about that. The PR Hacks rely on TMZ because that's all they have. Real A listers don't contact TMZ, it's a safe haven for reality show posers/DListers/no talents like Kartrashians, Housewives of all types/Jersey Shores and pieces of crap like Courtney Stodden.
Sadly, Doug Hutchinson was a talented guy before he got infected with the "Poser infection".
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I saw this on TMZ, sensed they were spinning it as he was booed as the bad guy in the divorce? I don't visit TMZ much anymore, seems many of their stories are written by PR people; lots of supportive Kardrashian, Hilton, Lohan spins...posting over and over about some Housewife leaving husband for rock star, is this a big story? I'm guessing somebody pays for those PR boosts.
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Man this is quite the price to pay for simply wanting a piece of the Armenian Ass that cheesecake built. Bawahaaaa!!
He should have listened to this...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5G4O5AMSevc&feature=fvst
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Should have ran for the hills when E approached him to marry the prize pig, everyone HATES the Whoretrashians!
Wait till the Nets play the Mavs... in Dallas.
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I guess I'm softhearted, but I can't help but feel a little sorry for this dude. He doesn't appear to be that smart, and he got used up and tossed away by the Kardashian family, who aren't Einsteins themselves, but they are evilly clever in their own moneygrubbing famewhoring way. He probably thought he got a good catch, but in the end he just got humiliated.
Frankly, I was disappointed with the men, who turned into catty nasty bitches. It's so unacceptable when men turn into nasty girls. Who gives a shit about the Kardashians?? Where they sympathetic to Big ass Kim? WTF?
My husband said it best, you can tell he's a young kid and he got wrapped up in the venom that comes out of Kim's fat ass and big $$ was thrown his way and when he was locked out of games, he took the devil's bait.
My lady boss was broached by one of the reality shows (one of the housewives spinoffs) and they sent over a 450 page contract. I'm sure this baffoon didn't bother to read his package and signed off where to cash the checks. It's a greedy, greedy game and luckily my boss backed away. The dumb kid got burned.
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Serves the caveman right.
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this dude is the fag of the fags
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_lLXG4MLk
"The audience reaction was basically the same one I got when I danced in a button down silk shirt to a Rhythm Syndicate song during my junior high school talent show."
Oh Miguelina, what a velvet lined vision.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.