Open Post: Hosted By A Christmas Nightmare
December 22, 2011 / Posted by: Michael K
I woke up at 5 this morning feeling like a throbbing, spiked, hot hemorrhoid ball was trying to push its way out of my gums and that feeling was a lot less painful than the shit I went through while watching this Meowy Meowmas meowssage from Jocelyn Wildenstein here. I’m going to the dentist right now and I was fully expecting to have to beg hard for a Vicodin prescription, but now I don’t even have to try. I just have to bring up this horrific pussy mess on my phone right after telling him what I watched today. Vicodin prescription with unlimited refills, coming up!
via The Daily What
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