Thursday, December 22nd 2011
Open Post: Hosted By A Christmas Nightmare
I woke up at 5 this morning feeling like a throbbing, spiked, hot hemorrhoid ball was trying to push its way out of my gums and that feeling was a lot less painful than the shit I went through while watching this Meowy Meowmas meowssage from Jocelyn Wildenstein here. I'm going to the dentist right now and I was fully expecting to have to beg hard for a Vicodin prescription, but now I don't even have to try. I just have to bring up this horrific pussy mess on my phone right after telling him what I watched today. Vicodin prescription with unlimited refills, coming up!
via The Daily What
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I want to punch this cat-lady thing in the face. I hate. I hate. I hate.
there's something very, very wrong with young people these days...
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/teens-admit-icing-birthday-cake-with...
*hammers "Get Off My Lawn" sign into property ground*
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
http://youtu.be/NDSIbRHjQEM
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-
Yaaaass ! ! ! Talk of tits, BJ's, fantasy nerds, a LEM sighting and mention of Irreversible(monica bellucci is sooo hawt). That movie was intense from start to finish.
@Bjork . . . sawee for running out so quick the other nite. I had the munchies.
Sup !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nite !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shift !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks for sharing this information. I really like your way of expressing the opinions and sharing the information. It is good to move as chance bring new things in life, paves the way for advancement, etc. But it is well known to everyone that moving to new location with bulk of goods is not an easy task to move or shift from one place to other place because I have experienced about that and I face the problem like that. There I go to village near to my city faced that problem there.
insulated parka//
boys military jacket//
girls military jacket//
hooded military jacket//
double breasted military jacket//
military inspired jacket//
military flak jacket//
military jacket pattern//
Submitted by sara29 on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 11:37pm.
Ehh....fuck off.
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"I wanted to be a trophy wife, but that never worked out.". MK
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So no Lemonene? We keep missing each other. *sigh*
*edit*
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:29pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:12pm.
Over this pathetic excuse of a break I get, I gotta find this movie called Irreversible and watch it!
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I've heard people say that movie was fantastic. I don't think I'd be able to handle the rape scene.
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Regarding "Irreversible": You should check it out, Noe's films are like this, and don't reduce it to just the rape. It's shot backwards, if that helps. And while the beginning is brutal, the rape is horrible and as if in real time, there is a tender love story there, too, and such sadness.
Lem?
Gracias Lemonene!
How have you been?
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Thanks Everyone for the b-day wishes!
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This is my fav scene of all the LOTR movies..
http://youtu.be/8oAkS8Dcl54
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Don't trust a hoe, Never trust a hoe, I won't trust a hoe. Won't trust me.
Capi, this is one of my favorite scenes of LOTR. Fucking masterpiece. I get goosebumps watching that shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuBDfTFQquQ
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Feliz Cumpleaños, Winter Owl!!!!!
Estas son las mañaniiiiiitas que cantaaba el rey david...
*Hugs*
*grabs owlie's butt*
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:05pm.
Capi, damn you. Now after watching the Trailer and hearing one of the LOTR melodies in the last few seconds of it, i want to watch it again. And again. And again.
My name is UBF and i am a fantasy-nerd. Blame my parents. The first movie they ever let me see at the theater was : The dark Crystal. Followed by Neverending Story.
Can`t fucking WAIT for The Hobbit.
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To the hell all that is dark and light, Brainfart, pls don't get me started on looping The Dark Crystal, Neverending Story, Bowie/JConnelly's Labyrinth, Rodriguez's Pan's Labyrinth, Solaris, the LOTR Trilogy, the Time Travelers, some of the BSG series (particularly series 1 and series 4.0 to finale), and, hell, eve Star Wars I and II with Yoda being the wizard of wizards of philosophy.
I digress. Also can't wait for The Hobbit and we need to book group tickets to this treasure. In the last 5 years, there has been nothing else bestowed unto humankind but the LOTR series. LOTR goes beyond words, texts, ideologies, artistry, etc....it achieves inspiration and, at least, a fraction inward thinking. *sighs; there are some recent beautiful moments of the world*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 9:12pm.
Over this pathetic excuse of a break I get, I gotta find this movie called Irreversible and watch it!
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I've heard people say that movie was fantastic. I don't think I'd be able to handle the rape scene.
Where is Sandbitch? I have some b-day spankings to give...
Happy Birthday, Sandbitch!
Cappy, love, YES on the Hobbit!! I am uber excited about that mess!! I love the actor who's playing young Bilbo, and it looks like it'll be good.
I'm with you, UBF. I may have to have a LOTR marathon tonight. :-)
Over this pathetic excuse of a break I get, I gotta find this movie called Irreversible and watch it!
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
Don't trust a hoe, Never trust a hoe, I won't trust a hoe. Won't trust me.
...and fall in love in that hopeless place perhaps?
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Don't trust a hoe, Never trust a hoe, I won't trust a hoe. Won't trust me.
Capi, damn you. Now after watching the Trailer and hearing one of the LOTR melodies in the last few seconds of it, i want to watch it again. And again. And again.
My name is UBF and i am a fantasy-nerd. Blame my parents. The first movie they ever let me see at the theater was : The dark Crystal. Followed by Neverending Story.
Can`t fucking WAIT for The Hobbit.
Well, aren't you just the cosmopolitan Queen Bee of Cuntsville? No, I'm sorry, of "Cuntropolis". Please excuse us in all of our inbred grandpa fucking glory. Karen Flatts, 09/21/11
Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:50pm.
Yes Chris...I see. Did you find love in a hopeless place...as Rihanna would say?
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No, but I felt peen in an enclosed place. Does that count?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:06pm.
Happy Birthday Sandbitch, WinterOwl, and Becky n Sidney.
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For realz? Happy Furday!
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Yes Chris...I see. Did you find love in a hopeless place...as Rihanna would say?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc
In case any tech/sci nerd here like myself did not, for some ungodly supernatural reason, see this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc (.48 The Dwarf Lord's Hymn) *orgasms self*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Had a great second date with the guy I met last Saturday from okcupid. They're not all trolls. :)
That is all.
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
Bjorky, I came back because you said tits. Tits go well with Birthdays...IMO.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:11pm.
Got my first bday pressie - a battery operated bug zapper in the shape of a tennis racquet. This is more fun and useful than a WII. Goes off like a stun gun I LIKE IT!
Can't wait to try it on a cockroach.
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Those hurt like a bitch if you get hit with it.
Happy birthday you horzzzzz!!!! Hope you all get lucky tonight.
Happy birthday you horzzzzz!!!! Hope you all get lucky tonight.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:34pm.
Tits? Somebody said tits?
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I'd like to say that my tits ahave been in full-bloat-ovulatory mode. Thus, tits are not in full-on sessay mode all the damn time, please let us understand this; tits are rock/lumpy/sore/one pointing up/one pointing down mode for half the cursed month. FML. FUCK ALL OUR TITTAY LIVES!! *cries; takes rage out on anything positive right now*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Tits? Somebody said tits?
Thanks Momus!
Sandbitch, thats a very cool gift!
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Oh wait it's Sandy B's birthday too!
*also stares at SB's tits*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 8:11pm.
Got my first bday pressie - a battery operated bug zapper in the shape of a tennis racquet. This is more fun and useful than a WII. Goes off like a stun gun I LIKE IT!
Can't wait to try it on a cockroach.
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Will it work on a Kardashian?
Got my first bday pressie - a battery operated bug zapper in the shape of a tennis racquet. This is more fun and useful than a WII. Goes off like a stun gun I LIKE IT!
Can't wait to try it on a cockroach.
Happy Birthday Sandbitch, WinterOwl, and Becky n Sidney.
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Thanks Guest!
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Happy Birthday, Sandbitch, this is for you, a visual on how to check correctly:
http://www.loversguide.com/uploads/RTEmagicC_anal_orgasm.jpg.jpg
I am sucking on a Super Blowpop lollipop and it's so big, my jaw hurts!
How do people give blowjobs? Actually, I DO. Have a small mouth. : (
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Thanks Guest!
*taps on bjorks prostate*
Yep, feels s'ok, not too bouncy.
HBD Owl & Sandbitch! ♥ ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Anal, did somebody say anal?
Submitted by Meatblocks on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:32pm.
fuck ihop. those bitches.
sure they have every syrup under the sun, waffles as thick as jlove's cankles BUT they serve these rinky-dink tiny-assed shotglasses of oj.
that's a foul encounter on a sunday morning hungover, dry and thirsty as a muthafucka.
1.99 per sip. -fuck the ihoppp = international house of penny-pinchin-pricks
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Yeah, but kids eat for free.
(I'm catching up on old episodes of "Justified.")
Would Sucky please report to State Health for repair of his anal fistula.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 7:29pm.
@sandy
so whats your new gig?
---Health Information Manglement, clinical coder to be precise. State Health bollocks.
*checks everyone's anal wart status*
fuck ihop. those bitches.
sure they have every syrup under the sun, waffles as thick as jlove's cankles BUT they serve these rinky-dink tiny-assed shotglasses of oj.
that's a foul encounter on a sunday morning hungover, dry and thirsty as a muthafucka.
1.99 per sip. -fuck the ihoppp = international house of penny-pinchin-pricks
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
@sandy
so whats your new gig?
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Don't trust a hoe, Never trust a hoe, I won't trust a hoe. Won't trust me.
Spank You, Mani!
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@Sandbitch: Oh, well have a great day!
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