But Where's Aunt Viv #1? Where's Aunt Viv #2? Where's Jazz? Where's Geoffrey?
They're trying to tell me that a Fresh Prince of Bel Air reunion went down at a luncheon for Karyn Parsons' (aka Hilary Banks) Sweet Blackberry charity the other day, but you can't stamp this with the reunion label with some of the key bitches missing. Sure, James Avery, Will Smith, Tatyana Ali and Alfonso Ribeiro showed up (and Jazz probably showed up but then got thrown out by Uncle Phil), but this is still missing a double dose of Aunt Viv and Geoffrey. Although, it would knock butt plug out of Will's ass if Aunt Viv #1 showed up to any event he was at. Aunt Viv #1 got fired and years later she wrote in a tell-all about how Will tried to blacklist her from Hollywood. She wrote this mess of words in her tell-all:
"Let me explain something to you about Hollywood Negroes. Hollywood negroes are afraid to not eat. Everybody out there is so afraid that they're going to lose that job! And that job and that money supercede e-v-e-r-y, s-i-n-g-l-e thing in life! People in Hollywood, in my opinion, would step on their baby's face for a deal. If their baby is in the way, they will kick that baby out of the way for that money."
So I guess not only are Aunt Viv #1, Aunt Viv #2, Jazz and Geoffrey not pictured, but neither is the baby Will kicked to get there.
Aunt Viv #1 went on to play the recurring character of Mrs. Williamson, the mother of Evangeline and Layla Williamson on One Life to Live. Don't y'all remember when Evangeline was in a coma for like 3 years and last year they sadly decided to pull the plug on her because of that psycho lawyer Eli? Sadly the plug has also been pulled on One Life to Live :(
I can't figure out who that random dude behind Tatyana Ali is. Maybe he just stepped in the pic at the last second.
I liked this show. Watched it probably every week but I could never stand Tatyana Ali even back then. Especially didn't like her after she dumped Jonathan Brandis and then talked to the media after he hanged himself.
Oh, and as for Aunt Viv #1, she's been riding that bitter pony for YEARS now. Almost all of us have been fired at some point. Bitch needs to move on and let that shit go already.
First off, what an awful photo of the cast.
#1 What the hell happened to that Ali girl? Someone better tell me she's pregnant and not pregnant on burritos!
#2 Karyn Parsons looks ghastly!
#3 Both Alfonso and James Avery look like bloated old queens.
#4 Don't know who the hell is the guy in the back.
$5 Will is starting to show is age (ain't we all).
#6 Aunt Viv #1 badmouthed Will Smith and Quincy Jones. So you know she wasn't invited. Don't know where Aunt Viv #2 is. She's got better things to do. Geoffery was the best thing on the show. So Will, in a jealous fit, didn't invite him.
#6 Where is Nia Pebbles?
This is no kind of show reunion.
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Submitted by ewe on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 4:33pm.
if not geoffrey, who the hell is that in the left corner?
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people will try and make her out as a disgruntled former employee blah blah.
but i believe the stuff she said, i can picture will being a douche.
I don't think Will is officially Scientologist. Jada grew up in a fringe group can't remember the name so she's probably more Scino-friendly. I think The Scino's have Will by his balls though and prob dirt on Jada as well. He said some disparaging remarks about Scientology a couple years back right before he started hanging with TomKat and the school was built. My guess is like a lot of new celebs in Hollywood someone got him into the Scino celeb center and audited him. No telling what kind of dark secrets he shared that the Scino's reminded him of after he said something negative about COS. They can be merciless against their detractors.
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It's a well know fact in that Will is the biggest fucking Dbag ego maniac in all of HW and getting people fired because he is intimidated by them sounds EXACTLY like something he'd do.
I loved this show and watched it religiously until they changed the Aunt Viv and when Will's character went to college. It just trailed off into the deep in.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 5:58pm.
"Hollywood Negroes"? Sounds like she's describing EVERYONE in Hollywood.
And is "Negro" one of those words that's only okay to use if you're black?
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Wow everybodys getting old.
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K.Parsons looks like she was Whitney Houston(circa. crackula era) for Halloween and never took it off.
I always hated that show.
It's vicious women crabs like these that give women their catty reputations. Hugh needs a Viv on Viv *cough* article in Playboy to clear this whole fake family mess up. Along with some tasteful pictures.
I saw Aunt Viv #1 on Life After on TVOne and she was real snooty with a capital S! I mean, her nose was so in the air and she had that "so above it all" attitude that I don't know who caused the entire drama back in the day. It might've been a 50/50 thing, so who knows.
I'm sorry, but "Hollywood Negroes?"
Has she not been paying attention?
Hollywood ANYONE would sell, shoot, or swallow a baby for fame/infamy.
I always wondered what happened to Aunt Viv #1. Blacklisting is some serious, mean shit...How bad could the tension have been ? Now Will is whipped by Jada Pinkett. Sounds like Karma to me.
I always wondered what happened to Aunt Viv #1. Blacklisting is some serious, mean shit...How bad could the tension have been ? Now Will is whipped by Jada Pinkett. Sounds like Karma to me.
A scandalo... I wish they would have just had new people move into the house but this way it's like a new show every season. I will miss me some Dylan though as well as that old whore... she reminded me of mama.
I used to love the Fresh Prince. That was before Will Smith became a Scientolo-creep.
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I liked JJ better than Rerun.
Uh, also missing is arguably the hottest bitch from the entire show: Nicholas "Nicky" Banks. You know, the kid who went from just being born one season to being in preschool the next? That takes skill.
Maybe that's her real husband since the luncheon was for her.
@ MamaBear
Will Smith did not get along with Janet Hubert-Whitten (Vivian 1). So she was replaced.
http://findarticles.com/p/articles/mi_m1355/is_n18_v84/ai_14330371/
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Tatyana Ali looks good.
I would.
That's not Geoffery but no clue who the fuck he is either. Did Hillary get married on the show? I didn't watch towards the end. Maybe that's who that random dude is on the end.
btw suckandfuck, that fucking avatar is gonna give me nightmares!
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I totally thought the same thing. Folks were afraid of the of Dark and Lovely! I thought I was the only one who thought that.
ps--would totally do Alfonso. Something tells me he'd be into some acrobatic shit.
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Hilary looks like someone took a photoshop distortion tool between her eyes and dragged it downwards. Ick. She used to be pretty. The other one is adorable.
"Hollywood Negroes"? Sounds like she's describing EVERYONE in Hollywood.
And is "Negro" one of those words that's only okay to use if you're black?
The lovely Daphne Maxwell Reid was so bland and totally different from Viv #1. At the time, I thought it was a case of dissing the dark skinned actress and replacing her with a light skinned one.
Lol @ Jazz getting thrown out by Uncle Phil!
Maybe neither ladies want to remember that "Fresh Prince" is their main claim to fame.
According Wiki about Aunt Vivian 1:
"Janet Louise Hubert (born January 13, 1956), also previously known as Janet Hubert-Whitten, is an American film and television actress. She is best known for playing her role of Vivian Banks on the sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from 1990 to 1993."
According to Wiki about Aunt Vivian 2:
"Daphne Maxwell Reid (born July 13, 1948) is an American actress. She is best known for her role as Vivian Banks on the NBC sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air from 1993 until 1996."
Methinks that this reunion may depress them about their failed careeers.
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Submitted by ewe on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 4:33pm.
if not geoffrey, who the hell is that in the left corner?
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Exactly what I was wondering...
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Dang, Uncle Phil looks older. Will and Carlton look the same, except Carlton is a little thicker. Hilary and Ashley are still gorge. I preferred Aunt Viv #1 to Aunt Viv #2. She was feistier. I also liked when she showed those snotty, younger girls how to DANCE......
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOJSuIVmv_g
I always loved the guy that played the father. Gruff but good guy.
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Submitted by suckandfuck on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 4:40pm.
No Geoffrey = WASTE O TIME
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True dat.
Btw, who's the dude behind Tatiana Ali?
uh, is will starring in Boogie Nights 2? Dreadful.
Nanners, WHAT?
Will Smith is looking oooold.
Whaaaaat? WTF is she talking about? I was really really young when Fresh Prince was airing, so I don't remember if there were any reports about discord on the set.
Aunt Viv #1,
Bitter much??
i like the chubby one in front
No Geoffrey = WASTE O TIME
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 12/22/2011 - 4:37pm.
Hilary has my hair.
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I'm JELLY! I love her hair here. I used to think she was sooo purdy, but her face is sullen in this pic. Uncle Phil is also looking a little worse for wear. DAMN.
I loved this damn show. Oh young Will Smith, how I miss you.
Hilary has my hair.
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if not geoffrey, who the hell is that in the left corner?
Damn, I hope Karyn Parsons actually ate some of the food served at her luncheon.
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Hilary looks like shit. Shame she's fucked her face up with god knows what. Maybe she's been auditing?
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Aunt Viv #1 (the fiercest Aunt Viv) was killed by Scientology!
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What kind of fuckery is this?