Afternoon Crumbs
It's a double Christmas miracle! Mimi doesn't have a Hello Kitty toe and she's walking without the help handlers! Tiny Tim ain't got shit on Mimi. - Lainey Gossip
George Michael almost go go-ed to heaven (sorry) - Towleroad
Gabrielle Union's in a bikini and you're not. Although, I doubt your ass would really wear a pumpkin ass bikini anyway... - Hollywood Tuna
I think I see the faint print of Hilary Duff's baby's chipmunk teeth pressing up against her belly - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
I think I see the faint print of Hilary Duff's baby's middle finger pressing up against her belly - SOW
(Some) Panty Creamers of the Day - The Berry
The malnourished Falcor is still the epitome of dickmatized - Celebitchy
A Clockwork Whoreange - Just Jared
Pink is a PUPPY!!! saver - ICYDK
I guess a piece of wet cardboard was not available so DKNY got Ashley Greene instead - Popoholic
Leonardo DiCatchAHo's like, "Shit, whatshername again... Blake... Bar... Why didn't I write this on my hand?!" - Popsugar
The Trololo Guy lives! - The Daily What
Guess the nalgas? - Cityrag
That Christmas shit on his head is probably the answer to: Why does Christmas dog hate Christmas? - Videogum
If I popped a genital pimple and put a drop of the pus under a microscope, this is what I'd see - I'm Not Obsessed
The Slut Dress' second cousin twice removed found a home on Katie Price's legs - Hollywood Rag
When Louis C.K. talks big dick, he talks big dick - OMG Blog
plus tiny tim sure as hell aint going skiing
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
Leann seems like such a child! Does she have any friends or is she busy trying to outdo Brandi nonstop? I feel sorry for brandi. As far as the paparrazzi is concerned, yeah, I wouldn't want photos of them everywhere, but I'd be more concerned about creeps and potential kidnappers, but that's just me.
What's this about tearing up a prenump? I can't believe this passed MK without a goddigger award for Eddie. Maybe he's waiting for it to be official. She'll be divorced within 2 years of tearing that thing up, max.
Eddie's chirruns look like an elves, esp the older one. I don't think there is enough time for him to grow out of that.
I just don't get it with Louis C.K. What exactly is funny about him? He's just crude. I know a lot of people like that. It doesn't make them "oh so talented comedians." It just makes them tasteless.
Glad George Michael is doing better.
Leann Rimes is batshit crazy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
hahaha Wonder Woman. I told him his son was cute, and he said, "She's my daughter." To be fair, she was a toddler with hardly any hair, and in clothes that would not give anyone a clue whether she was a boy or a girl. But I still felt like a dolt.
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It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don'tcha know that I
Heard it through the grapevine
YeAH ! FOR Pink ..the only descent person on this site.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 9:57pm.
I have loved Louie for years. I met him in a coffee shop in Venice (CA) in 2007. He was super nice...then I fucked up and called his daughter his son.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. :)
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Lucky!!! great story... lol
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
She looks like a full metal tampon
I have loved Louie for years. I met him in a coffee shop in Venice (CA) in 2007. He was super nice...then I fucked up and called his daughter his son.
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. :)
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It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don'tcha know that I
Heard it through the grapevine
Mimi looks like something that clogged my toilet..can i get a toilet bat to the rescue
Anyone that shows the love for the animals like Pink did can pretty much crap in my lawn and I will be OK with it.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
shocking leo's girl is a VS model..
Pink..i love you
Bravo louie...he has hit the big time if dlisted gives him a mention...BUT i remember a time when alot of people hated him, because he tried to defend/explain what tracy morgan did...and now everyoneeee loves him, cause he donated some money...HYPOCRITES!!!
i love him (louisck)!!! and IDGAF who knows it!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
Those were some unfortunate pictures of LeAnne. Anyway, Eddie is living the life. Wonder what he's giving her for Christmas and if he's as generous to her as she is to him AND his kids.
Islandgirl- HA! Thanks.
"Louis C.K. is one of the smartest, funniest comics performing today. His stand-up is just too good, including the show he recently made available at his site for a $5 download, which has grossed more than $1 million already. And seems he's a great dad. (Jeez. I sound like his agent.)"
Yes, you do sound like his agent. I'm well aware of his work through 'The Daily Show' and 'Late Night With Conan O'Brien' and more recently 'Conan'. I even watched some episode of his stupid show on 'F/X'. Ooh, edgy, blah, blah, bart. Even if I shared your assessment of his talents (and no hard feelings, you think he's funny as hell, I don't. That's what makes the world go around), I would still think that bit was a touch strange.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 7:58pm.
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Submitted by kikichanelconspiracy on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 7:58pm.
OK, enlighten me: why is LeAnn Rimes called 'Falcor'?
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Google Falcor, then google a pic of Rimes.
The resemblance is uncanny eh?
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Louis C.K. is one of the smartest, funniest comics performing today. His stand-up is just too good, including the show he recently made available at his site for a $5 download, which has grossed more than $1 million already. And seems he's a great dad. (Jeez. I sound like his agent.)
OK, enlighten me: why is LeAnn Rimes called 'Falcor'?
Also, I'm a straight woman and even I was uncomfortable at Louis C.K's loving description of Aldo the Italian Stallion's dick. I get it, he was hung, but what in the living hell is a straight dude doing taking such detailed notes about another man's wang? I go the the gym multiple times a week and I have run into my fair share of super nudes (the stupid broads who treat the gym locker room like their personal bathroom, i.e. blowdrying their hair completely naked, etc), and I could not give a description of any of these chick's racks or snatches, let alone such a vivid one.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Awwww poor George Michael. Glad he's ok, he sounds really grateful to be alive.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
Grrr
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Submitted by little_rascal on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 5:22pm.
Look at Falcor's pic and scroll down until only her snout and that weird elf grin are on the screen. Scary scary.
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She looks like a plastic surgery freak. Did she have brow lift or something?
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She needs a face and personality transplant. I don't blame Brandi for being livid. Who the hell is Falcor to even get involved with the boys' allowances, let alone paying the 8 year old $100 per week.
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Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 5:22pm.
Look at Falcor's pic and scroll down until only her snout and that weird elf grin are on the screen. Scary scary.
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She looks like a plastic surgery freak. Did she have brow lift or something?
Georgies looking mad thin....I read somewhere that he's had multiple battles with pneumonia...is this true?
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Check it out:
http://justjared.buzznet.com/2011/12/23/robert-de-niro-wife-welcome-baby...
Pink is awesome..
Mimi is ridiculous.
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It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Don'tcha know that I
Heard it through the grapevine
Gabrielle Union's body is ridiculous. I'm jealous. AND that color looks great on her. And yes, I'm a hetero chick but I guess I have somewhat of a girl crush on her *sheepish grin*.
Look at Falcor's pic and scroll down until only her snout and that weird elf grin are on the screen. Scary scary.
Yay Pink! Of course, if I want to be mean and reference her nose, I could go one key over and say Yay Oink!
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/23/2011 - 4:01pm.
I love P!ink.
Falcor, you stupid ass twat.
*shrugs* whatever. Eddie must have serious dick skills. Or Falcor just has never been properly fucked.
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Wasn't she married to a gay man for years? bitch must be seriously dickmatised now as she's finally getting laid.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Nothing says, "I desperately want to keep my man faithful and mine," like a brand new Porsche and a ritual tearing up of a prenup.
That Pink story warmed my heart.
LeAnn's starving body must have eaten her brain. Actually I wouldn't be surprised if Eddie and Brandi were in on this together, a la that bad jlove movie Heartbreakers.
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"I'd rather regret the things I've done than regret the things I haven't done." -Lucille Ball-sy
Justin Bieber is just asking for a pedobear visit wearing those saggy ass pants with pink underwear.
Whoa, Leann Rhimes gave Eddie a new Porsche for Christmas! Niiiiice... Eddie must have a 10-incher.
Mimi is looking good!
LeAnn is looking hideous as ever. The eyebrow situation isn't helping her any. The hat that covers most of her face? A good look!
*coming soon- pictures of LeAnn in bikinis and big floppy hats ;D
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Pink is awesome.
I really hope George Michael is getting better. He looks horrible.
ETA: Please tear up that prenup, LeAnn, pleeeease!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Also, she can play the benevolent stepmommy and buy shit for those kids but they aren't going to stop loving their mom. Kids aren't stupid. They know she's trying to buy their affection and approval and they're gonna play her like a fiddle.
It's a hard job, I'm sure, but being an ATM isn't going to work out so well in the long run. Of course, her job as stepmother is probably temporary anyway. I wouldn't be surprised if he went back to Brandi.
My crystal ball says Falcor is going to be deep in debt and regret someday soon. Can you really just rip up a prenup? Surely his lawyer has a copy in a vault somewhere... Doesn't a judge have to rule that it's been dissolved or something? I mean, if I rip up my marriage certificate doesn't mean I'm single! LOL!
I've loved P!nk ever since I saw a clip of her tour bus and she had about a dozen mutts of all shapes and sizes romping around inside.
I love P!ink.
Falcor, you stupid ass twat.
*shrugs* whatever. Eddie must have serious dick skills. Or Falcor just has never been properly fucked.
LeAnn can tear up the prenup if she wants, but they've only been married for 8 months. He'd only get half of their income while married (including his own "Playboy" income). After the expense of monthly trips to Cabo, there may be no net marital income.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
Tearing up the prenup? how fucking stupid IS Falcor? what happens when Eddie Boy inevitably creeps around with someone else...Brandi's gonna get the last laugh with this.
Leo's such a manwhore.
glad George Michael is okay.
Gabrielle Union is pure sex.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
The only thing Pink has done wrong in my eyes is sing at some stupid Kuntrashian bash. I know you gotta get paid, but that shit's whack. Otherwise, I love her.
LeAnn is a DUMBASS. I'm no fan of Brandi Glanville, but if my kids' step mom was spoiling them, I'd be on that shit quick. LeAnn is obviously bent on being THE woman in not only Eddie's life, but her stepsons' as well. I hope she gets cleaned out for being so damn stupid and cunty.
Pink makes me like her more and more. Absolutely love her.
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
It's a Festivus miracle!
I got all teary during that George Michael statement. So glad he is ok.
All is right with the world again, Leo DiCaprio is dating a swimsuit model.
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"Bye, Whore" -MK