The Photoshop Awards: Madge’s Truth Or Dare Perfume Ad

December 23, 2011 / Posted by:

Because the high-pitched fear screams from her boy toy lying in the crib cage next to her bed keeps her up at night, the only way Madge can slip into a sleep coma is if she rests her head on a silk pillow case with a picture of what she loves most on it: HERSELF! That must have been the inspiration for her perfume ad, because bitch looks like she’s taking a nap on herself. (Or maybe my eyes are telling me that it looks like she’s yanking her own pussy skin. I don’t know.) The picture for this mess of an ad was taken from a spread she did for Interview Magazine last year, but Photoshop still bled to touch it up. Aren’t there anti-Photoshop laws now? Shouldn’t this ad look more like this:

You know, like her Super Bowl ad. Since Madge named her stank water after Truth or Dare, she could’ve at least used the best part from that movie in her ad:

via E! Online

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