That's Some Hair.
I totally thought he was a fagatron. Note - I like big, fat, hairy man ass and am myself a "fagatron". That's right, I'm taking back the word "fagatron" for the gay community and making it's power work for us! Oh, dear.
Just like Michael K. signed off to me with a "love you long time" in an e-mail this morning, and I was like - wow - half-Asian people can do that without sounding racist. If I did that, I would sound like Dick #1 or a villain from a Dick Tracy cartoon.
Here's some pics of Penn Badgley's "Muppet-looking ass" (TM - Michael K. in the aforementioned e-mail) with the object of Jodie Foster's Captain Save-A-Ho dyke vigilantism from The Brave One. They're hanging out in Miami. That movie rocks. As she kills more people, she looks more lesbian. It was the role she was born to live play.
Good for Penn for eschewing the product to let it all air out on the beach. Truth be told, this shit happens to me too. If I don't risk cancer by putting so much shit in my hair that patches of my scalp burn and insects are caught and drown in the mess, I have 80s puffy helmet hair. It doesn't grow long, IT EXPANDS. Like the end of a TAMPON. It's humiliating. I support the fagotron. Zoe Kraviz is going to lose shit in that, though. You know, besides her dignity for bearding for the guy who's fucking Marcia Cross' Desperate Housewives son. She isn't surreptitiously bouncing on his dick under the water like some of you dirty bitches think. They're both tinkling at the same time like giddy girlfriends and giggling over it.
Shit, that hair is gonna topple him. She is way too petite to be able to lift him up if that happens. They're gonna have to call a cabana boy and then Penn's gonna wanna suck him off. Awkward.
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He looks different with that hairstyle.
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I'm pretty sure her tits look saggy because her bikini top is halternecked & she's not wearing it right.
Also...she was shagging Michael Fassbender?! The lucky cow.
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Excuse my pregnancy addled brain, but when the hell did J. Harvey start writing here?! J. Harvey AND Michael K. all in one bookmark. Merry Christmas to me!
**This is an OUTRAGE**
Man, that guy is WHite. Kinda alabaster, like marble or bleached bone.
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Heh, I'd feel sorrier (more sorry? Agh, Christmas ruins mah brains) for Zoe Kravitz if she wasn't getting some Fassy side action for her beard troubles. After all, who hasn't had a gay boyfriend before.
Look how happy he looks when he hits the water. Well, J. Harvey, I love that kind of hair! My husband calls it a Jew Fro. He had a great one going for a while. It grew out in a circle to about 7 inches and then just fell. I guess it was a real pain in the neck to deal with, but I loved it. I hate the short hair where you can't even tell he has curly hair anymore.
Had no idea who the lady was, but she looks fine to me.
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Don't like that milky-white, round-shouldered, toneless, hipster body.
And Merry Christmas, Dlisters!
ETA: I mean him, whoever he is.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 9:38am
Have you seen the movie "Shame"? Fassbender goes full frontal and if he is that size will relaxed then God has truely blessed this guy in that department.
I'm already jealous of his next girlfriend.
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Hey Tequila! yes, I saw Shame last week...and it was chock full of nakey Assbender. That movie was really intense...I'm still talking about it a week later and I'm not really sure if I liked it or not because it just really messes with yourhead. Oh well I hope Ms. Kravitz cherished her time with Fassy while it lasted.
ITA with everyone, Lisa Bonet is stupidly gorgeous. Not surprising that she would produce a good looking kid.
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 9:30pm.
Meaty is correct. This girl does not have tuberous breasts, and even if she did, there would be no reason to be judgmental about it.
It's a fucking holiday. I wish the body police would take the night off.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 7:51pm.
Wait...she went from Michael Fassbender to THIS guy? wtf girl...talk about the downgrade to end all downgrades. The only worse choice would've been Ed Westwick.
man, she got to bang Assbender AND has Jason Momoa for a stepdad? some bitches have all the luck!
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Have you seen the movie "Shame"? Fassbender goes full frontal and if he is that size will relaxed then God has truely blessed this guy in that department.
I'm already jealous of his next girlfriend.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
That bikini top is not supportive. When it comes to boobs i'm on team size does not matter - a delicious handful is perfectly nice. However, that girl's handful is pulpy and saggy and in desperate need of a supportive top.
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He looks like Michael Sheen in that Oscar Wilde movie. Or Lindsay Buckingham circa 1977. At any rate, Kravitz is about 100 times too good for him.
That girl looks like her smell could sting the eyes, and she is fuggetty fug along the lines of the three potato head sisters..
Well at least she has ONE notable talent; she can hold a set of crayons under a set of A Cups... that's quite something =o(
He just looks plain, pasty and like he hasn't seen a gym in a very looong, long time.
Haircut, shave and body sugaring coming up...LOL
Submitted by lastdiva on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 11:50pm.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:55pm.
Sorry, but Zoe has NOTHING on her mama. NOTHING!
^^^^^THIS^^^^^
Agreed. Lisa Bonet is mind-numbingly beautiful. If I were a straight man I would want to lift something heavy or win a foot race to impress her.
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Lisa Bonet was and is gorgeous. I think Zoe is a bit plain facially, but her body looks great.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:55pm.
Sorry, but Zoe has NOTHING on her mama. NOTHING!
^^^^^THIS^^^^^
Agreed. Lisa Bonet is mind-numbingly beautiful. If I were a straight man I would want to lift something heavy or win a foot race to impress her.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
In the immortal words of The Fug Girls:
Her breasts look like tears that her neck has wept.
That is all. Carry on.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 11:16pm.
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Well,I apologize for the misunderstanding, I thought that was directed at everyone pointing out her saggy boobage. I just don't necessarly think "someone is trying to be a hater," by pointing that that top clearly is unforunate for her type of breasts. She would have needed something a little more supportive, but I completely agree with you. She's a pretty girl(then again her parents are Lenny Kravtiz(and Lisa Bonet),and has a banging body...with that being said....I think Pen's tit's are saggier than hers....I'm sorry, I just can't with that hairy pasty flabby, I mean he has skinny boy gut...with tits...I just can't...
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boredasfuck, I was talking about Migraineuse. Not you. relax.
good night...and by the way, I am one of the few in this thread who thinks nothing is wrong with Zoe's body. I think it is pretty.
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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 9:53pm.
I wish "The World is Totally Run by Misogynists" police would take the night off too.
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Misogynists????
mi·sog·y·ny /mɪˈsɒdʒəni, maɪ-/ Show Spelled[mi-soj-uh-nee, mahy-] Show IPA
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hatred, dislike, or mistrust of women.
That would make us all Misogynist then...As I'm pretty sure the lot of this board have put down female celebrities/attention seekers featured on this board in some way/shape/form...
Maybe the word you're looking for is hypocrite...
In any event... Parissucksliterally<---heh...
My 38 DDD's and myself wish you and all the sluts on this board a Merry FESTIVUS!!! XD
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
Wow. This is going to be a LONG week.
Sorry, but Zoe has NOTHING on her mama. NOTHING!
And he looks like he could use a weedwhacker right about now!
EPIC FAIL!
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I used to think Penn was sorta kinda hot. But here he looks like Bob Saget with a fro.
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Jesus,Mary,Joseph..i dont want to think what is going on between his legs, if his chest and stomach are that hairy...
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
If they really are "bumping uglies"...that just does'nt look like a sanitary coupling.Burn the sheets after.
I wish "The World is Totally Run by Misogynists" police would take the night off too.
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oh well, shoulda known better than to wear that ill-fittin bikini top. No one is stupid or a dumbass because they pointed out her booby situation.
Secondly because her boobs are saggy, does not mean the rest of her can't be alright. The rest of her is okay, it's the tits...the TITS...Which would look a hell of a lot better in a decent bra, like others have said, annnd I'm sorry some of you ladies can clearly relate to Ms. kravitz's situation so it touched a defensive sore spot, get the fuck over it. NOT ALL NATURAL TITTIES look like that,Good lookin tits must be fake? You sound like that jealous chick always callin lies on someone for lookin good. "MUST BE FAKE! MUST BE LYIN"(and to throw it in because, of all "must be jelly if you call her tits saggy* comments) ugh, not... I don't care what some of you say. Not everyone is born with bad genetics.I've seen some pretty fantastic REAL tits that weren't SAGGY! Just because YOU weren't fortunate enough to be born with a set, doesn't mean that those who have, must be fake!
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
Meaty is correct. This girl does not have tuberous breasts, and even if she did, there would be no reason to be judgmental about it.
It's a fucking holiday. I wish the body police would take the night off.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
"Have any of you heard of tuberous breasts? Jesus Christ, some of you need a fucking knock upside your damn heads"
egad, you'd make a helluva teacher.
(*flinches & throws up hands defensively to ward off blow*)
in lieu of a knock upside my head, deserved or not, i looked it up.
findings: -she does not have a medical condition like what i saw (i went straight for images) for tubeboobs.
so, please, don't hit the hair ...
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
i would trade bodies with this girl any day. she's lucky she can walk around in bottoms like that. if i did the entire fucking beach/pool community would sue me for eyeball assault.
very funny post btw.
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Hate to break it to you guys, but her body is actually lovely. She has a nice defined waist, trim hips and thighs. Her boob situation could readily be fixed with a better fitting bikini top. There's no fixing Penn Badgley however. He has perma-doucheface and his features are unattractively close-set. He also seems like a total asshole. Downgrade for Zoe Kravitz for sure.
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 5:53pm.
Heh heh, true. My biggest problems with her are:
A) she can't act
B) she doesn't know how to flatter that good body with a good bathing suit. Hoist them tittays! Make 'em sing!
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Have any of you heard of tuberous breasts? Jesus Christ, some of you need a fucking knock upside your damn heads.
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Don't cry, now that I've found you
Don't cry, take a look around you
Don't cry, it took so long to find you
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zoe? that's not michelle rodriguez?
huh
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
yes! gabe kaplan! i was wondering who his hair reminded me of. at first i was thinkin "hhhm, demi moore's unshaven crotch circa 1982? nahhh" ... and then you said KOTTER!!! ... mr ko-ti-er!
shit, come to think of it, our ziggy reminds me of the principal woodrow (?) ... but i digress ....
on the matter of the boo-beeeees. they are fine. they can droop like drool but they ain't going nowhere because there isn't that much to go. flaccid but normal.
(ha ... how'd you like that use of the word "flaccid" on a female? .... i wonder if migraineuse gives gold stars for that reverse kinda shit ...).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
I think Zoe is so cute, and her body is just oh so fine. The guy, not so much.
Jintess, sure he is, if you like marshmallows!
I find him to be icky....but I am sure I have a couple of crushes you'd be grossed out by as well! :)
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sleep with a bra on? No fucking way. How uncomfortable! And my boobs don't sag. Do some pushups. Much better than sleeping in a bra- that is torture!
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First pic her face looks like rumer willis
Awwwww c'mon now. No need to hate on Ed Westwick :(
He's tasty
Who..& who?
And her boobs aren't saggy, they're just real.
Fuck people are dumbass twats.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Her breast are a bit neglected aren't they? Bra to bed, perky boobs to rise.
I think if she hit up the chest compressor machine at the gym 3 times a week, her titty situation would go from it's current state to tight and perky within a matter of weeks. I mean, they obviously aren't perfect and I think the top is makin them look waaay worse than they are but I think all she needs to do is show her pecks a little attention to get her boobs on the right track again...
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I am sorry...her tits look like turn signals on the dash board on a 1963 Ford Falcon...pointing in the opposite directions.
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Submitted by mike on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 7:47pm.
Her body is very nice.
Is she rocking a 'stache, or does she have one of those upper lips that curves in such a way that it make it look as though you have a moustache?
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My lip does that but I think it's sexay. The fellas say I look like a sexy gremlin..
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I heard that he is preparing to play Gabe Kaplan's troubled young son in the big screen adaptation of "Welcome Back Kotter."
Wait...she went from Michael Fassbender to THIS guy? wtf girl...talk about the downgrade to end all downgrades. The only worse choice would've been Ed Westwick.
man, she got to bang Assbender AND has Jason Momoa for a stepdad? some bitches have all the luck!
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She's cute. She is not as pretty as her mother, but who is??? It's PENN who has the saggy tits.
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
Her body is very nice.
Is she rocking a 'stache, or does she have one of those upper lips that curves in such a way that it make it look as though you have a moustache?
Add me to not jealous of the boyfriend! I think he is gross. The Ed Westwick dude is even more mushy looking than this guy.
Blech.
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Don't cry, now that I've found you
Don't cry, take a look around you
Don't cry, it took so long to find you
Do what you want but little darlin' please don't cry