Mel Gibson's Wife Is Now Way Rich
And she deserves every cent she ripped out of those sugartits. The divorce papers between jacuzzi suckjob enthusiast/psychotic racist Mel Gibson and wife Robyn Gibson (well, she now goes by Robyn "I Got Mine" Moore) have been signed, sealed, and delivered.
Ladies - you can stick around while he starts his own Jews Killed Jesus church. You can stick around while he insists on knowing if the cops pulling him over for drunk-drivin' spin a dreidel during the holidays and refers to them by their swingers club code names. And you can stick around when he makes shitshows like this. But once he knocks up a slightly more refined, orchestral version of Octomom and then gets his completely crackers rants at her recorded and played all over the world (and then reportedly knocks up TWO OTHER WOMEN) - shit's over. Turn the jets off, pull the tarp over that particular hot tub, and go shopping, sweetie.
TMZ says that the Gibsons net worth is a little less than 900 million. And there wasn't a prenup. They didn't friggin' have friggin' prenups in 1970s Australia (cue a soft chuckle from Ms. Moore)!
Have you seen The Road Warrior? They probably got married on a surfboard and cracked cans of Fosters over each other's foreheads instead of exchanging rings. Shit was rugged.
The Gibson are said to have negotiated the money biz for over a year. And bitch got HALF.
If you need Robyn, she will be building a Jewish homosexual disco next to Mel's church that's made out of rubies and champagne flutes, and flashing her new pussy tattoo ("$425,000,000!") at him from off the balcony. Think of how many of those weird Queen Victoria collection-plaid flower collar- "we're not fucking tonight" hell dresses and 1990's Susan Powter-butch bitch cuts you could afford with that take!
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OK. First have to say, hate him and he is a massive turd, who is an anti-semitic, hood wearing, misogynist douche. Cannot understand how Jodi Foster and RD support this idiot. Did you ever hear him defend his father on his belief that the holocaust NEVER happened? Wow. With all that said there is NO doubt that he is the much better looking one in that photo, Robin looks like a butch roller derby captain that would fuck you up if you didn't giver her another beer. Good on her for getting paid BIG.
I'm sure Ms. Robyn wishes you well, too, Mrs. Campbell.
And then she drives away in HER OWN, PAID-FOR luxury car, laughing at how pathetic you are while she thinks of new ways to spend her money that will piss Mad Mel off to the point where he has a brain aneurysm and his head explodes. :) Happy Holidays to U!
OT, I hope she's got a shrewd and honest financial adviser who will parlay that 425 into trillions, so she ends up RICHER than Mel. Justice!
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Is Robyn a fish or a bull-dyke?
Either way, we hope something VERY VERY BAD happens to Robyn!
Well played, Ms Moore.
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Why are people dissing HER looks? Gibson's face always looked like his Mom drank while pregnant with him. I always thought he was kinda ugly.
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Condi:
Thanks for confirming what I always believed. Gibson was a fuckin' waste of a human being held together by a meat & potatoes wife, and then put up with his cockiness over the years until NOW.
And in a similar vein, I would like to add that Russell Crowe is no fuckin' ladies catch either.
Gladiator, my ass!
More like Fatiator!
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Gibson was cheating on his wife for years before he met the Russian piece. It was well known around Hollywood - he wasn't particularly circumspect. He had a few fairly serious girlfriends.
So Robin put up with a lot during their marriage, but I think it was the sugartits meltdown which put the kibosh on it, not the kid with Oksana. The side pieces she could take (and after her eleventy billion kids I'll bet she was fine with him leaving her alone), but the crazy was something else. Whatever. She's got more money than God now, and I hope she DOES open that Jewish homosexual disco.
Also - Mel wasn't that hot when he and Robin got married. He was a chubby pizza-faced guy with no dress sense (even for the awful '70s). The Hollywood machine and good lighting made him attractive.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:13pm.
She deserves every penny and then some. Behind every strong man is usually an even stronger woman putting up with his bullshit for years. Then when he amounts to anything, he wants to leave her with the kids and fuck on side-pieces any time he pleases?
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Is it just me, or is he a little Kris Humphries in the face in this photo?
Looks dumb as a box of rocks here. Mouthbreather.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 10:13pm.
Behind every strong man is usually an even stronger woman putting up with his bullshit for years.
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Hah, sad but true. I want that as a bumper sticker or t-shirt.
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She deserves every penny and then some. Behind every strong man is usually an even stronger woman putting up with his bullshit for years. Then when he amounts to anything, he wants to leave her with the kids and fuck on side-pieces any time he pleases?
hell to the naw!
If I were her, I'd change my first name to Gimme!
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Dude...this whole post has me convulsed in laughter.
Just like Bon Jovi, Kobe, Tom Jones, and many others, I think a lot of these celeb marriages last for as long as they do because the wife puts up with his philandering in exchange for wealth and fame. The image of a stable family life is good for the husband's career and their joint assets. At some point, when wealth and fame no longer do it, or the philandering becomes too embarrassing, the wife pulls the plug.
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Redundant.
She was with him for 30 years. She deserved every penny, IMHO. I couldn't imagine being married to the asshole for 30 hours!
That is an awful picture of her. She looks much better in other pix, but she has a penchant for bad haircuts that make her look way too severe.
Well she put up with Mel's bullshit for years and got a fat check to show for it. Wonder if it was worth it.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 4:27pm.
Mel always knew Robyn was a better person than he was, which is why they were married for more than 30 years. And I'm with Lope -- the money is as much hers as it was his. She raised the babies and maintained a stable home while he went off the rails.
I really suspect Mel subscibes to the Madonna/whore concept when it comes to woman, so I think you're correct.
Submitted by TequilaTax on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 5:39pm.
Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 1:42pm
So I guess you are saying that ugly women could/should never land a hot guy? Oh really?
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Uhhh if you read my post it says no such thing. I simply commented on the fact that A she is homely and b I believe I said "Good for her" so not sure how that equates to ugly women should never land a hot guy.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sun, 06/27/2010 - 6:51pm
damn girl, you tell it like it is!!!
That photo gives me the same reaction I had seeing Hugh Jackman and his wife: they OBVIOUSLY got married before he was famous. Holy cats!
Still, this woman deserves every penny. She's my hero!! Merry Christmas!
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Will she get royalties if he makes another crazy rant and TMZ releases it as a double album?
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Double post. Sorry.
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Robyn is riding to the bank on winged horses with golden hooves this day. She deserves every cent after playing the part of submissive baby factory to that psychotic drunk for damn near 30 years. This woman needs her own "reclaiming me" Oprah type show...only with every episode being about her spending Mel's money and rubbing it in his face.
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Submitted by Pamela on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 1:42pm
So I guess you are saying that ugly women could/should never land a hot guy? Oh really?
Mel must have saw something in her that caused him to fall in love with her and not only marry her but fuck her at least 8 times to produce so many kids.
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She needs to open a chain of jacuzzi stores called Blow Me.
That pic is way too kind to him and way too cruel to her.
Anyway, what a horrorshow, the whole thing. Fuck him for being a mentally ill megalomaniac pig, and fuck her for ever marrying him. Also, fuck their stupid money. As St. Marge (Gunderson) said, "There's more to life than a little money, ya know?"
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this was totally a good year for ex-wives and heaux!!!
not such a good year if you're a deceased terrorist or dictator....
Payback is a bitch & her name is ex wife.
Suck on tha mel
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Freakin double post
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Mel always knew Robyn was a better person than he was, which is why they were married for more than 30 years. And I'm with Lope -- the money is as much hers as it was his. She raised the babies and maintained a stable home while he went off the rails.
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way to go Robyn, especially since his career's been in the shitter for years! no way is he ever going to recoup that 425 mil! now get out there and shop 'til you drop, cos' honey, you trumped that scum-sucka but GOOD!!
more like vb - no-one drinks fosters.
anyway, she raised their eight children and that's easily worth $450 million.
I agree, he produced a bunch of stuff. Demi Moore was one of the producers in the Austin Powers series. She made a fuckload of money from that.
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She looks like his soul.
Ugly bitch married him when he was young and really goodlooking, and ditched him when he was nasty, ugly, old and rich as a king. Well played. I want that in my wedding vows. Fuck that 'til death do us part shit.
Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 1:59pm.
Get money, bitch!
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Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 3:01pm.
Submitted by Lope on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 2:00pm.
I hate how all the articles about this always say that she got half of *his* money. She didn't. Their money was split in half. That was her money as well and always was. They'd been married for 40 freaking years, everything they had was shared.
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Motherfucking THIS^
Also I agree with Migraneuse, how in the fuckity FUCK is an ACTOR, and one who hasn't had a hit movie in years worth almost a billion bucks? Did that Jesus crap movie make this much money?
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From what I've read, he was also executive producer for a bunch of stuff. I also wonder what effect the church he started has had on his taxable income.
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What an awful picture. She looks more Mad Max butch than he does!
Submitted by Lope on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 2:00pm.
I hate how all the articles about this always say that she got half of *his* money. She didn't. Their money was split in half. That was her money as well and always was. They'd been married for 40 freaking years, everything they had was shared.
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Motherfucking THIS^
Also I agree with Migraneuse, how in the fuckity FUCK is an ACTOR, and one who hasn't had a hit movie in years worth almost a billion bucks? Did that Jesus crap movie make this much money?
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Go, Robyn! You get that money, girl!
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Robyn FTW! She definitely deserves it.
Although I've been told Australians loathe Fosters beer (go figure), but everything else regarding their wedding vows sound accurate to me.
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Submitted by Lope on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 2:00pm.
Good point!
And to think Mel's going to have to pay off his other girlfriends and baby mamas with what's left of his half of the marital assets. WIN for Robyn, enjoy it hun, he fucked up
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Now that is what I call a Xmas present!!
I hate how all the articles about this always say that she got half of *his* money. She didn't. Their money was split in half. That was her money as well and always was. They'd been married for 40 freaking years, everything they had was shared.
Never understood how/why she put up with him for so long. Maybe it was easier when he was away filming or something.
I get that there were kids involved and depending on her beliefs, maybe divorce was never an option (until he was caught)
But still...
Oh well, $425 million dollars later she's certainly not the poorer for it.
Get money, bitch! Seriously, I feel bad for her. He must've been an unmedicated nightmare to live with. Wonder how all their kids feel about him?
Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 12/24/2011 - 1:35pm.
Good for her. Poor woman must have endured his bipolar rages for years. muthafucker!
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No kidding. Everybody acts like celebrity wives who divorce their husbands are nothing but greedy gold-diggers. These women have had to deal with spousal abuse and other crazy shit for years.
Nobody questions why an actor makes 900 million dollars in the first place, either. HE'S not a greedy gold digger, no no.
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