Hot Slut Of The Day!
Nestor, The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey! Those stop motion animations from the 1970s are pretty much my personal bible when it comes to all things Christmas, so to me Nestor is the reason why celebrate Christmas in the first place! If it wasn't for Nestor's Tommy Lee condom-sized ears, there would be no Nestor. If there was no Nestor, then there would be no Tilly the Angel who looks like an inbred Ashlee Simpson impersonator. If there was no Tilly, then there would be no an angel to tell a bitch to use his long dong ears to hear the sounds that will guide him on a path that's straight and true. If there wasn't a bitch who used his long dong ears to hear the sounds that will guide on a path that's straight and true, then Mary's knocked up ass would've never gotten to Bethlehem. If Mary's knocked up ass never got to Bethlehem, then Jesus would've been born in the middle of absolutely nowhere. If Jesus would've been born in the middle of absolutely nowhere, then we probably wouldn't celebrate his birfday by buying each other Starbucks gift cards and getting so fucked up drunk that the bottom of the Christmas tree seems like a perfectly comfortable place to take a damn nap.
So we should thank Nestor for EVERYTHING! Do a shot of something mind altering out of an extra-long lady condom in Nestor's honor and then sing this song:
Merry Christmas to one slut and to all sluts!
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merry christmas, michael, i love your sense of humor!
and marry christmas you, guys, i'm always looking forward to reading your comments!
love you all!
For someone who is supposed to be on vacation, MK you sure are doing a lot of work! Enjoy your vacay! I would sooo love to see Italy, ahh....take me next time??! I promise, I'll be nowhere as annoying as family members...trust! I will not request gluten free food! And I won't bring my own gluten free pasta!!
Oh the times we could have MK....the times we could have. =o}
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"I wanted to be a trophy wife, but that never worked out.". MK
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Poster formerly known as: (that long ass shit)
Don't mind me just talking
I love Nestor, and I watch this movie every xmas. So glad to see him get some recognition.
It's a quarter after one, I'm all alone and I need a donkey with long dong ears now
Said I wouldn't call but I lost all control and I need you a donkey with long dong ears now
And I don't know how I can do without a donkey with long dong ears now....
Hahaha Im so drunk I think Im funneh...
Chiri call me!!!
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
Shit, double drunk post!!!! :S
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"
We need more LONG-EARED DONKEYS!
That is all. *settling down*
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Merry Christmas MK! I hope your drowning in Italian salchicha right about now.
@shandi,
I am within your age bracket, but for the life of me, my memories, both past and present, when it comes to Christmas programs, are of Frosty the Snow Slut, the Peanuts gang, and the Miracle movie. *scratches head* Maybe they just didn't air it in my neck of the woods?
I looked into Nestor on my local 'brary website tonight. They have one tape, but it's in storage. I'm calling tomorrow to ask who I need to blow to get it on my "reserved" list! That's one Hot Slut that needs to be in my life!
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Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Usually I wish everyone a Merry KISSmas and listen to KISS tunes all day, but this year I haven't listened to any KISS. My husband got me the Infant Sorrow/Get Him To The Greek CD and I have been listening to Infant Sorrow all day! LOVE that CD and the inside liner pictures, too!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 4:48pm.
How is it that I have lived...never mind...years and have never heard of Nestor? Trust me, I would remember. His ears, just for a second, made me think of bacon.
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Bacon, how old are you? Only asking because I am 42 and I remember watching Nestor every year since, well, since I started remembering things! It made me cry when I was really young (when his mom dies and again when she talked to him as a vision). It's a great cartoon to watch!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Submitted by shandi on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 7:41pm.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 4:48pm.
How is it that I have lived...never mind...years and have never heard of Nestor? Trust me, I
would remember. His ears, just for a second, made me think of bacon.
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Bacon, how old are you? Only asking because I am 42 and I remember watching Nestor
every year since, well, since I started remembering things! It made me cry when I was
really young (when his mom dies and again when she talked to him as a vision). It's a great
cartoon to watch!
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I'm older than you, and I don't ever recall seeing or even hearing of this one growing up. There was Rudolph, the Grinch, Peanuts, all the great ones from our childhood.
The closest I've come to hearing about this is the, "Dominic, the Christmas Donkey" song. Lol. I love that song. It's fun to start "hee hawing" with him when my 16 y.o. dtr and her friends are in the car. It's a wonder I haven't been pulled over at times, we're laughing so hard, the cars swerving all over the place. Lol. Get a DUI while totally sober. Lol.
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"I wanted to be a trophy wife, but that never worked out.". MK
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Poster formerly known as: (that long ass shit)
Don't mind me just talking
Raising hand! I know one of the songwriters of this movie!! Glad to see Nestor get the Hot Slut treatment he has so richly deserved. I'll have to tell Don. He'll be really amused by this. LOL
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
I'm more from the era of The Little Drummer Boy but I can totally relate.
MichaelK, have yourself a merry little Christmas. Same goes for the rest of you sluts.
How is it that I have lived...never mind...years and have never heard of Nestor? Trust me, I would remember. His ears, just for a second, made me think of bacon.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Ugh, made a double post. Here's my favorite holiday photo so far. http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwomgtlhh81qzytuxo1_500.jpg
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 2:09pm.
(NJ born and raised, but I really can't stand Dominick the Donkey for some reason)
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I can easily see why.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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Merry Christmas everyone!
May your day be merry and bright!
Aws Merry Kissmas my little whorlings. I hope your tummies are warmed by the finest of spirits, the skunkiest of weeds and the sweetest of asses.
awwwwww <3 sweetest hot slut ever
awwwwww <3 sweetest hot slut ever
Nestor! I still cry my ass off every time I watch that shit. "Ears, Nestor!".
How did I miss Nestor when I had to suffer through my sister's favorite, Santa and the Three Bears (NOOOOOOO!)?
Merry Christmas and Happy Hannukah (still!) everybody!
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Merry Hookermas to all you drank tree nappers!!! Special thanks to guest bloggers and MK, spessially MK, for bringing the internet crack that is DListed into our lives!
Out for dinner!! loves to all
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Happy Christmas to all you sluts and especially to Michael and the entire K family who I hope are surviving their vacation together!
xo,
LA
On the 12TH day of Christmas
My true love gave to me
12 kids of popping
11 magic mushrooms
10 yolli buttons
9 caps of dropping
8 spoons of snorting
7 whites of buzzing
6 joints of smoking
5 VAL IIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUUUUUMS
4 grams of hash
3 pounds of grass
200 reds
And a tab of yellow sunshine LSD
*YAY*
Merry Christmas, Michael K and all the sluts at dlisted.
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THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU MK for putting this up! I watch "Nestor" every Christmas eve like clockwork and I sit and bawl my eyes out. This year I actually found it on VHS so now I finally own a copy. I can't have Christmas without Nestor. I was feeling really crappy logging on here because I was just at church as we didn't sing any traditional Christmas songs. I was SO looking forward to singing all the standards and I told my kids that THAT was going to be my Christmas present this year - wonderful Christmas songs sung aloud with the masses. Not a one. :( THANKS for cheering me back up!!
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Only you, MK, can make me weepy over a long-eared cartoon donkey. Merry Christmas to you and all my fellow Dlisted sluts!
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit.
Merry Christmas MichaelK and fellow Dlisters
@Michael K te quiero mucho pendeja!!!
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"low self esteem is a bitch"...
What a nice Xmas present! MK, you better get back to your vacation and eat-a some good-a food! And find-a some good-a peen!
Merry Christmas MK! I hope you're having a great vacation!
Merry Christmas, MK. Rankin-Bass rules!
Buon natale, MK! thanks for this cute little guy.
(NJ born and raised, but I really can't stand Dominick the Donkey for some reason)
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Merry Christmas, MK! And get off the goddamn computer and get to finding yoself a hot eye-talian!
Merry Christmas MK and you all silly peoples! ((hugs)) and much love!
Coma Caca!
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This was my favorite and I cried every time I saw it.
Nestor was my favourite Christmas special as a child. Bawled my head off every time! lol
Merry Christmas and lots of love to you, MK and fellow followers of MK! :) :)
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Sun, 12/25/2011 - 1:23pm.
Dominick the Donkey ain't got nuthin on Nestor. Merry Christmas MK and all you Dlisters!
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A friend of mine was singing about Dominick the Donkey when I was helping him shop for Christmas presents, I was just looking at him like 0_o...shut it, we're in public..
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
Loved the whole thing, especially the blue-eyed, blonde blessed Virgin. smdh
And Merry Christmas, all of you hilarious whores!
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Omg! Michael! Yay!
Merry Happimas! It's not Starfucks this year.... it's iTunes gift cards!
That was a beautiful rendition of the Christmas Story. LOL.
Merry Christmas MK & everyone.
P.S. Have you seen the Pope yet? Xos...
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Merry Christmas MK! We miss you already...
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"Nestor's Tommy Lee condom-sized ears"
Thank you for that Christmas gift, MK.
Has Heat Miser ever been Hot Slut? Because he is.
Wow, Italy...
Dominick the Donkey ain't got nuthin on Nestor. Merry Christmas MK and all you Dlisters!
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I hope your having fun Michael K.
That was just to wholesome for me.
Merry xmas and have a great and safe holiday season.
MERRY CHRISTMAS MK!!!!!