Monday, December 26th 2011
Birthday Sluts
Jared Leto (40)
Beth Behrs (26)
Chris Daughtry (32)
Tiffany Brissette (37)
Reichen Lehmkuhl (38)
Lars Ulrich (48)
Temuera Morrison (51)
Tina Wesson (51)
David Sedaris (55)
John Walsh (66)
Jane Lapotaire (67)
Phil Spector (72)
Caroll Spinney aka Big Bird (78)
Donald Moffat (81)
HB David Sedaris!
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
HB David Sedaris!
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Happy happy David Sedaris and Big Bird!
Daughtry is only 32? I call bullshit on that....
Don't care for Leto but i want whatever spawn of the devil anti-aging serum he is on
AY PAPI!! Feliz day after navidad all...
HB funnyman David Sedaris and Lars Ulrich. Metallica is immortal.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
@Submitted by misslainey on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:18am.
me three, but so glad i scanned the comments before i did.
Something about this photo of Jared reminds me of Christian Bale.....attitude maybe?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:07am.
<"Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 3:21am.
Jared is an attractive homosexual with a very nice body!
Are there any nude photos of Jared?">
Reichen is a homosexual with a very nice body and THERE ARE nude pics available. And he's such a slut, I don't know why the majority of gays seem to hate him. (Jealous bitches).
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Yeah, he seemed very nice on that stupid Logo reality show, although he had questionable taste in men, post Lance. And yes, Reichen does have a nice body, and not a bad face, either.
Big Bird, Happy Birthday!
Ditto Mr. David Sedaris!! (Although that piece on China was kind of bad, like phone-it-in travelogue; you sounded like a sophisticated bumpkin... But you have written way too much that I love for me to hold this against you.)
40 never looked better than on Jared Leto. Man of my kinkiest fantasies! Love this man!
HB John Walsh..may you have many more years of dramatic episodes!
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"In olden times we would've thrown people like that off of a cliff, and called it a day."
Does anyone else HATE this fucking guy?
Is Spectors ego so big he needs two birtdays?
HB Leto. I ended a 40 relationship that way and it felt good.Ii hope he is saying fuck you.
Right back at ya, Leto.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Happy Birthday Donald Moffat from 'The Thing.'
"I know you gentlemen have been through a lot, but when you find the time, I'd rather not spend the rest of this winter, tied to this fucking couch!"
Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 3:36am.
Phil Spector turned 71 yesterday and 72 today. At this rate, he should be dead by the end of the week!
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I was just going to say something similar.
<"Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 3:21am.
Jared is an attractive homosexual with a very nice body!
Are there any nude photos of Jared?">
Reichen is a homosexual with a very nice body and THERE ARE nude pics available. And he's such a slut, I don't know why the majority of gays seem to hate him. (Jealous bitches).
HB to my eskimo brother Jared Leto (only because I know someone in here LOVES that expression), and David Sedaris.
HB to John Walsh!
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Although Big Bird is a much more challenging muppet to play, what with having to clomp around in that huge, heavy suit with your hand up above your head.....Happy Birthday to Carroll's other famous character - Oscar the Grouch!
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Jared Leto is a douchenozzle of epic proportions and his band sucks ass.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Jared is serving up some real Dorian Gray action.
Jared is straight. with the trillions of chicks he's had he CANNOT be a homosexual.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
Submitted by daisy100 on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 3:36am.
Phil Spector turned 71 yesterday and 72 today. At this rate, he should be dead by the end of the week!
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proof that mk was not lying when he said he's running on 2 hours of sleep.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
HB David Sedaris and the rest. Jared looks good for being only 2 years younger than me! I agree with the smurf-aging comment 100%, but me thinks the leprechaun is bi jmho
Jared Leto still looks 25. Proof that Smurfs age very well.
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Phil Spector turned 71 yesterday and 72 today. At this rate, he should be dead by the end of the week!
Jared is an attractive homosexual with a very nice body!
Are there any nude photos of Jared?