Monday, December 26th 2011

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Faye Dunaway - Yea, yea, Network, Chinatown and The Great Gatsby are all fine, but everybody knows Faye's greatest works are Dunston Checks In, The Temp, Supergirl and her judging spot on The Starlet. Remember that shit, where Faye and Vivica Fox judged a bunch of wanna be actresses for a role on One Tree Hill? The girl that won ended up working at the American Girl cafe, last I heard.

Anyway, Faye is known for being a grade A bitch! She left this voicemail to some guy a few years ago, because she was pissed at a reporter for just wanting to speak the truth and talk about what a piece of shit beautiful film Mommie Dearest was. This is a Kwanzaa gift to you all!

Posted by: Lahoma


Faye looks like she does have some mental going on. Crazy bitch. She was stunning in Bonnie and Clyde. Getting old sucks.

stepfordsteve's picture

Please don't tell me she is in the new Dicaprio version of Gatsby. there are no old women in that- it would be too much. We all know the 'stars' are all cunts.....including the men. She has always been good at camp - but she thinks its not camp. Therein lies the problem with her......btw she has filmed a version of that play about Maria Callas late in life' Master Class'.

lahoma van zandt is a whore from way back...that we love

Spaz de la Whoreta's picture

Submitted by Nancy Grace on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 2:12pm.

http://www.dlisted.com/2011/12/23/programming-note-guest-bloggers-holida...
Also, my friend Lahoma will be covering most of the Hot Sluts. Lahoma used to write for Dlisted back in the olden days when I was on Blogspot and he's the one who came up with Hot Slut of the Day, so he's the perfect piece of trash for the job.

GreenFairy's picture

Submitted by Fronika on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:41am.

Kudos to her, she was really angry but she didn't curse once.
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^^THIS^^^^

I would have sounded much worse, if I had been that pissed off =o/

What is a Lahoma, and why is it making disparaging remarks about Mommie Dearest?

Richiegay's picture

If the late miss bette davis singles you out as the most effed up unprofessional bitch she ever worked with but refers to miss crawford as miss c well you know this bitch has a major case of the crazies, miss bette has seen them all.

Nail me to my car... then I'll tell you who you are...Joe The Lion

SMASHLEY's picture

"You DELIBERATELY embarrassed ME in front of a reporter ::awkwardly grabs titty sacks:: A REPORTER!"

Lawrence's picture

Hahaha I had to look that shit up about the winner of Starlet. She has an IMDB page and her name I guess is Michele McGuire (If that's correct these things don't stay in my head long).

Faye should have gotten dental implants but it's too late in the game for her now. Game over bitch.

Bjork You's picture

And she was fucking brilliant and beautiful in Polanski's classic, "Chinatown." I love how she says Mr. Gittes, lightly and sharply hitting the "t."

joanne's picture

I like her in Bonnie and Clyde but thought she was over rated.

Bjork You's picture

Leave it to you to find the boys AND the booze.

Hekki's picture

While I admire her great beauty and talent as an actress, I think she is a cruel stingy cunt in real life (as they all are, really!). I've heard stories. She's very mentally unstable, too.

I wouldn't tangle with her, but she was gorgeous in her prime.

Bjork You's picture

I LOVE FAYE DUNAWAY!!!!

No one in the 1970s came close to her amazing, throwback beauty, and they still don't. Those cheekbones!

Whoever you are Lahoma, I bow down to you on my whorey, hole-in-the-stocking knees.

Thanks!

Great Faye story: She had an assistant, this student intern, and she slapped him because he brought her the wrong type of oranges. Goddess.

Fronika's picture

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Fronika's picture

Kudos to her, she was really angry but she didn't curse once.

"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin

TexnDoc's picture

<"Submitted by TwatsThat on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:11am.
Her finest work was Mommie Dearest.">

I agree. It was a shame it has such a bad rep. When the votes were counted that year from the hoity-toity New York Film Critics Awards, Faye missed out being "Best Actress" for "Mommie Dearest" by 3 or 4 votes. I wish she had won.

joe shmoe's picture

She wasn't in The Great Gatsby. Do you mean Bonnie and Clyde?

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TwatsThat's picture

Her finest work was Mommie Dearest. She played Crawford so well it fucked her career because no one could see her as anything else.

She shoulda just played Joan for the rest of her days. Like Vicki Lawrence doing Thelma Harper. Listen to that phone message and all I hear is Faye as Joan: "Tear down that BITCH of a bearing wall….and put a WINDOW where it OUGHT! TO! BE!"

TexnDoc's picture

Faye Dunaway was not in The Great Gatsby.
Now do not tell me you confused her with Karen Black. Oh Dear. I'm sure Faye would give you the exact look in the photo.

Sorry, kids, but Faye is a bitch because you have to be a bitch in this town to get things done. I find it in poor taste that someone who had his nuts busted brought the shit public, like paying your moronic neighbor to fight your battles for you. How cowardly.

super-ette's picture

I don't think that voice mail was bad, she's obviously very controlling but so what

TheBreakdown's picture

Faye Dunaway...don't play!

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lovelylaney's picture

One of her well done roles was also in Barfly from 1987 with a still looking good Mickey Rourke.

gucci's picture

Mike you scared the shit out of me I thought she died.

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cripbabe's picture

god, I just LOVE has-beens! they're all fucking Norma Desmonds!!