Wookie Kardashian Is Kinda...Hot?!?
While MK is busy scarfing down some fine Italian cuisine (your mind WOULD go there, sucio!), J. Harvey and I will be here doing our best to keep the beautiful Dlisted train from going off the rails. Graffiti totally counts as fine art, so don't even go there. MK sent me a link from Socialite Life to this pic Khloe Kardashian posted on her website, looking pretty and skinny and BLOND several Christmases ago. (Note: my computer choked on the words "Khloe" and "pretty" in the same sentence and I had to re-start the bitch three times.) This was apparently before the whole "dye my hair to look like my sisters so no one will know my mom was a complete ho and fucked around on the guy I thought was my dad" phase.
I have to say, she looks good as a blond...computer, NO!! Choke it down, bitch. She's actually the only one of those hos that I have any respect for (hang in there hard drive) since she doesn't take herself too seriously and seems kind of human. Enjoy tearing this pic of Khloe to shredded shreds while I resuscitate my pc with booze and bong hits.
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Submitted by TrashyWilma on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 12:06am.
Just read the last comment on nursing home shit. My friend works graveyard shift in one.
She hates all of humanity now, and after being punched, bitten, and turning over 500 lb
people who refuse to move, I can see why.
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Oh, I can definitely understand. It gets *extremely* overwhelming at times. But, not all of us lose all hope/faith in humanity after doing this. Actually, a lot of times I end up being more pissed off at family, not the residents I treat. Especially the ones who drop off Mom, or Dad, or Aunt Helen there or at the ER. And no one *EVER* comes to visit. A lady we have was dropped off at the ER 10 yrs ago, then she was sent here. No contacts listed, no one knew who dropped her off. And in the last 10 yrs, NO ONE from her family (or at all) has come to visit that women. That helps me to put some things into perspective a little more easily. =o/
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Her real hair color is dark brown with light highlights so she can pull off blond a lot better than her sisters.
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 11:48pm.
God save the person that has to change your retard diapers at the retard farm.
You know what? I happen to be an RN, and I specialize in Long Term Care (nursing home) and SubAcute Rehabilitation.
A large majority of the residents living in the facility are incontinent and need "diapers" (as you call them. Those of us who realize that EVERYONE deserves to maintain their dignity and respect, call them "briefs")
There are also several "retards" (or Developmentally Delayed as again, see reasoning for difference of reference in prior paragraph) residents living their as well.
As someone who as I said, feels that everyone deserves respect, find what the things you said to me far more reprehensible than some of the shit I've read that the "REAL" alts have said.
Good night to you. This was my final response to you "Prove". You deserve no more from me. {o:
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Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 11:33pm.
Fix your "bold" function, you dumb fucking alt.
Dead this shit alt, Sweetas. *eyeroll*
Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 11:33pm.
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It wasn't that bad, I think I just have a touch of the OCD. The italics that sometimes don't get closed by posters bother me because I have trouble reading a long stretch of italicized print. Probably because I'm old. :)
Well, anyway, thanks to you! Brought it to my attention anyway.
As for being an alt....eh, huh uh.
Been talking to Becky and Mickey for a mth or two, just changed my acct cause my user name was too fuckin' long and was having troubles logging in. And...I still am, even with my new acct. Only thing I can attribute it to is that I'm using my BB all the time. Have to use a temp log-in every day.
But....it's not like I really owe you (not you Spaz) any fucking explanation now, do I?
Thxs again Spaz!!!!!1
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I never understood the Khloe hate. Granted she's a big girl, but I wouldn't say she's any more unattractive than the rest of the klan. She definitely looks more natural, less plastic.
I saw a old picture of the KKlan the other day and wondered who the blond was - now it appears as though it was Khloe.
Out of all of them she seems like the only likeable and real (as far as reality folks goes) one in the group.
And just the mere fact that giving props to Khloe would send Kim far over the edge - i.e. take the spotlight off of her - should be enough incentive for folks to throw some type of love Khloe's way.
You know Kim K is totally insecure and couldn't deal with being the lesser Kardassian. I read online somewhere that Reggie Bush's mom HATES Kim. Not dislikes - but Hates Kim and she made it clear to Reggie that she didn't want him going after or "taking her back" after her mini-marriage. That must be a real blow to her ego. Imagine a man not wanting Kim - what's a famewhore to do?
I don't care what anyone thinks of me, I like Khloe. She's the least fake of her whole fucked up family. And I do believe that Khloe isn't really a Kardashian. She is not Armenian! Kris Jenner is a bigger whore than Kim so I have no doubt that she has had multiple affairs, not just the one that she admitted to so she could sell her book.
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THAT is what King Kongdashian used to look like??
Has anyone come out with the mane of her real father? I know some people are guessing Jenner, but she doesn't really look like him. It has to be someone with read hair in his make-up.
crazyass, yes, if you don't end the bold with "/b" between the <>, everything below your post goes bold.
edit: because I'm a dumbass, the "/p" I see in the formatting is probably just a paragraph break. Anyhow, you have to put a "/b" (inside the <>) at the end of your siggie in order to turn off the bold after it.
And, with that, I believe my problem is solved!! Thanks again Spaz, for bringing that to my attention, once I realized that someone else saw the bold then I was finally able to wrap my dead ass brain around it and found what was wrong!
Yeah!! Sorry everyone!! =o)
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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 11:18pm.
crazyass, yes, if you don't end the bold with "/b" between the <>, everything below
your post goes bold.
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That's what I did. ? Started with right before the .....never mind. Just saw my problem as I was trying to figure it out. There's no at ALL at the end of the line. Thxs Spaz, I'd been trying to figure out why everything after I posted ended up being in bold print. I thought "I" only saw it and it was just because I'm using my Blackberry. Thank you! {o:
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She looks a little Kate Moss-y. Beautiful!
I am...doll parts...bad skin...doll heart.
I googled childhood pics of Kim just because I was curious what she looked like and I found one with her and Nicole Richie in it, they looked gansta as hell but they were both really adorable when they were young...
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@crazyassmom, damn, honey, you need to replace that "/p" with a "/b" in your siggie line.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 10:52pm.
@crazyassmom, damn, honey, you need to replace that "/p" with a "/b" in your siggie
line.
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Do you mean the bold I'm using to show I changed my acct and name? (ljke owl?)
I'm slightly confused. (hey, doesn't take much! Lol)
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She was not a blond child, it is surprising she could pull off being a blond.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/29/kim-khloe-kourtney-kardashian-c...
look at how beautiful Kim was as a little girl. stunningly beautiful. It baffles me what she has done to her face as an adult.
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I've seen her old pics before, she used to stand out in a good way. Not to sound like Cunty Karl, but a slender figure definitely complimented her height back then. Like someone else said it's her build, the only part of her that seems fat to me is her face. Has she ever mentioned about taking any medications? I know I would have to be if I was a Kardashian, but that could explain some about her current body. She should definitely go lighter with her hair, maybe not as bleached as the picture shows although she surprisingly pulls it off.
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No matter how much I poke fun of her, I've always thought Khloe was the naturally pretty one. It's clear to me that she doesn't have both sides of the Armenian gene pool that the others do and Pimp Momma's confessions have made it clear why.
The trouble with Khloe is that she has the kind of build that basically has to be starved to death to look good. Even at a "healthy" weight she will look big. Part of me likes her for not doing the crazy shit to her body that Kim has done.
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Is Kourtney the mother of that creepy little ghoul kid they dress in a tux for photos?
She should be strung up for that shit.
I do agree Khloe should let her natural color grow out. The black (or dark dark brown) doesn't suit her. Neither do the Farrah Fawcett wings on the side. It makes her face look wiiiide.
i like khloe. the sisters were on howard stern and the other two were acting holier than thou, but khloe was upfront and honest, making fun of herself too.
She looks great as a blonde.
Frankly, I don't get all the criticism over her looks. She looks much more natural than her sister Kim and much cuter than Kourtney.
I think she's cute.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:54pm.
I don't care how "less fake" she seems to people who watch their shit. I don't care that she is "prettier" with blonde hair. She's a famesucker, with no discernable talent, and she rakes in 1000X more per year doing nothing than most of us make working our shiteous jobs.
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Lmao. Like every other celebrity on this planet. Good morning to you.
Kourtney's tits in that picture are like WOBBIDY WOBBIDY.
I don't know. I just don't hate the Kardashians. I think it comes down to the fact that they've taken away the limelight from Parasite Hilton and you just know how much Parasite is hating life whenever Kim is in the news and making bank. If it makes Paris suffer… I'm into it.
As far as Khloe goes, I definitely think Kim and Kourtney are gorgeous but I don't think Khloe is all that bad either. It all comes down to the fact that she just pales in comparison to her sisters. If she wasn't around them, I wouldn't think anything about the way that she looks.
And agreed with most people in this thread -- she is the most bearable. She actually seems pretty genuine and down to earth considering everything. Reading her Twitter feed and seeing how she goes out of her way to talk to her "fans" makes me respect her more than the others. She seems like the realest bitch in the Klan … and I love Lamar after watching Khloe & Lamar.
Yes, guilty as charged.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:54pm.
I don't care how "less fake" she seems to people who watch their shit. I don't care that she is "prettier" with blonde hair. She's a famesucker, with no discernable talent, and she rakes in 1000X more per year doing nothing than most of us make working our shiteous jobs.
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THIS!! TYVM for bringing us back to reality. More real or not, she is truly a famewhore cut from the same, albeit bigger, talentless-cloth as the rest of these whores.
I don't care how "less fake" she seems to people who watch their shit. I don't care that she is "prettier" with blonde hair. She's a famesucker, with no discernable talent, and she rakes in 1000X more per year doing nothing than most of us make working our shiteous jobs.
Submitted by lovelylaney on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:14pm.
Off topic but tmz has pics of Kim K at Christmas with Santa and it looks like she's f'd with her face yet again. Such staged photos of her in a dress and then her pjs.
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Agree, Kim's face looks different in TMZ's photo of her sitting on Santa's lap. Her eyes look more Oriental with the outer corners upturned, and her nose looks different, and her cheekbones are so prominent, maybe she got cheek implants?
Submitted by TyInTenn on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:35pm.
Robert is the prettiest sister at the table and he knows it!
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Submitted by AtlantaGirl on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:31pm.
I wish we could time travel 10years forward to have a glimpse of KimK. Her ears are going to be pulled back to meet & her face is going to melt off.
she'll have to use Joan Rivers Best Hair Day Ever to fill in the hairline alopecia from all those facelifts.
I can't believe he allows her to call him Lam Lam in public.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:37pm.
Has anyone seen the Kris Kardashian (Jenner)'s 30th birthday video? I can't BELIEVE that MK didn't post that shit!
yes and I was going to post it yesterday in OP...here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCOy_J1jSn0
^^^^^^^Randy Newman should sue the fucking PISS outta her >:/
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Whether she's Robert K. Sr biological daughter or not doesn't matter. What matters is the fact that she's always seemed less fake with her admiration for him.
I think she looks cute as a blonde.
Submitted by LaChaylo on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:28pm.
I'm still mad she and her "Lam Lam" came to Dallas. Not like they did much during the season opener.UGH, but I hate to admit she's a little cute in that picture. Damn, I may I have to punch myself.
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"Lam Lam?" .....really? What self-respecting man allows himself to be called that?
*barfs*
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I wish we could time travel 10years forward to have a glimpse of KimK. Her ears are going to be pulled back to meet & her face is going to melt off.
Screen shot her circa sex tape & screen shot her wedding. Public Service Announcement for young girls about plastic surgery addiction. She looks like a freak.
Rob looks just like his daddy...bum bitch. Kourtney actually looks pretty in this pic. Her monotone voice makes me cringe. Khloe kinda looks like Hilary Duff in this pic.
Anybody seen the pic of Kimmy posing on Santa's lap? She looks huge. I think she was asking for a chair so she can bend over & let Kobe have his way with her.
Submitted by DaddysJoy on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 9:28pm.
Anybody seen the pic of Kimmy posing on Santa's lap? She looks huge. I think she was asking for a chair so she can bend over & let Kobe have his way with her.
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Oh....please don't insult Hilary that way. Lol
Can't stand ANY of these 2 hookers!!!!
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I'm still mad she and her "Lam Lam" came to Dallas. Not like they did much during the season opener.UGH, but I hate to admit she's a little cute in that picture. Damn, I may I have to punch myself.
If her bullshit family and show steer clear of Dallas, I MAY give her a break. But I have a feeling she'll be playing matchmaker soon enough for Kim with someone from the Rangers. I don't believe the MLB has been kuntaminated yet.
Kourtney looks gorgeous (Khloe looks alright too) in this photo. I think she's the most attractive of the three older ones but her whiny clingy-ness irritates the piss out of me, so that really brings her down a few notches.
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So, THat's Khloe Kardashian from awhile ago. Blonde, thin and not so much the Sasquatch of present day? Huh.
She should swim back to this older version of hersef. The current her is blech.
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For a second, I thought the white-out I steal from the office and paint over their photos was starting to magically work on its own.
lovelylainey, I saw that on tmz. They gavethe choice of "naughty" or "nice".
How come "nauseating" wasn't a choice? It would have been mine.
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did she have a reverse nose job to make it more flat now? seriously she looks like Uma Thurman. Kourtney looks good enough to be on a hip hop video. hell there's even a spark of intelligence about the eyes! wtf happened to those hos? I guess plastic surgery doesn't fix everything.
Off topic but tmz has pics of Kim K at Christmas with Santa and it looks like she's f'd with her face yet again. Such staged photos of her in a dress and then her pjs.
How long ago was this? it looks nothing like her, she looks pretty.
Khloe is pretty but it's so obvious she's not a Kardashian. That one episode where she had her DNA tested to see if Kris was her mom was hilarious. Better dig up your dead "dad" instead, bozo.
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@T.V. she just moved to Texas so she'll be blond soon enough. Sasquatch poachers abound down here...Why do you think there are so many big blond hair bitchez down here?
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I concur, Khloe is the least offensive of the bunch and, looks pretty as a blonde. Even with this unnatural shade, she looks better/more natural as a blonde than Jessica Alba. I have only heard her speak on the fashion show with Joan Rivers and she was less annoying than Kelly Osbourne. Can't listen to the other K-debil ones with out wanting to stick pins, knitting needles, machetes into my ears and eyes.
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