Wookie Kardashian Is Kinda...Hot?!?
While MK is busy scarfing down some fine Italian cuisine (your mind WOULD go there, sucio!), J. Harvey and I will be here doing our best to keep the beautiful Dlisted train from going off the rails. Graffiti totally counts as fine art, so don't even go there. MK sent me a link from Socialite Life to this pic Khloe Kardashian posted on her website, looking pretty and skinny and BLOND several Christmases ago. (Note: my computer choked on the words "Khloe" and "pretty" in the same sentence and I had to re-start the bitch three times.) This was apparently before the whole "dye my hair to look like my sisters so no one will know my mom was a complete ho and fucked around on the guy I thought was my dad" phase.
I have to say, she looks good as a blond...computer, NO!! Choke it down, bitch. She's actually the only one of those hos that I have any respect for (hang in there hard drive) since she doesn't take herself too seriously and seems kind of human. Enjoy tearing this pic of Khloe to shredded shreds while I resuscitate my pc with booze and bong hits.
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She looks good in a 'Rachel McAdams took up boxing and the swelling hasn't quite gone down yet'way.
Owl, beauty is personal taste. You don't need to justify. :)
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PSL, I can't help but think Khloe is pretty. I really admire her for not getting her nose done when she's surrounded by better-looking and very superficial people!
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And then Kim goes and buys herself the most disgusting ass possible. I don't get it at all.
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She should go blonde again. It looks good on her.
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Douchechill!
I thought that was Hohan in one of her younger, more sober moments. Still doesn't do anything for me....
This is actuall a current pic. She's trying to throw off a bunch of Sasquatch Poachers.
Her bosses at Jack Links are not amused.
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I've never thought she was ugly, actually.
Owl, I know...it is crazy. you look at pics of Kim as a little girl and she was beautiful. Even in her awkward teen phase, she was pretty. Then she grew into a beautiful adult, and started messing with her face, and now she has perfectplasticalienwaxface. It is crazy.
I think Kourtney is pretty, but Khloe? No. She has always been fug. Her childhood pics are fug. This pic is the best she has ever looked, IMO.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
-Sting
How is it that Kim has had so much work done on her face (even though she was the most beautiful) and yet these girls haven't really touched theirs? I think Khloe and Kourtney are actually pretty btw so they certainly don't need anything done IMHO.
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She does look pretty blonde. I thought she looked great (for her) when she temporarily dyed her hair red last year. Light coloured hair is just much more flattering on her.
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And some of you are the thread masters..eveyone can say what they want..we all do not have to agree.
Rude unnecessary cunt hour begins.
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Are we sure Kris wasn't having an affair with Bruce Willis and Khloe isn't a long lost Willis sister?
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Hahahaha @ "your vagina is large" tag!
Sasquatch does look kinda attractive in this photo.
Robert is the prettiest sister at the table and he knows it!
She can say what she wants..just like you do
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:25pm.
Nancy, you always have the option to go to another thread, or to another website. Remember that, rather than insult Sweetas.
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PSL, second this. Nancy Grace, stop insulting internally. Shit is uncalled for, ESPECIALLY with Sweetas.
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The Kris 30th birthday video is hilarious!
Khloe looks good as a blonde. What color is the carpet?
Nancy, you always have the option to go to another thread, or to another website. Remember that, rather than insult Sweetas.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
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Amateur hour begins. Khlozilla looks like her bitchwhoreslutskank mom.
No way Topanga. Britney could never look that clean.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
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She looks like Britney Spears on one of her "good" days.
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I think Kourtney is the prettiest, since Kim turned her face into wax.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
-Sting
yaya Sweeeeetassss, Khloe does look prety here!!!
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:02pm
yeah man, real fresh faced-like. her pic definitely needs to pop up in the urban dictionary under "looks can be deceiving".
I was actually wondering how did she and her husband get so rich when they were just in their mid 20s...I know he was a lawyer but to amass that kind of wealth and power, like to be rubbing shoulders with old OJ and all those designers in Beverly Hills...that guy had to be quite the land shark.
She'll never be pretty, but she does look good for her in that pic.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
-Sting
Sadly the kid next to her is a spitting image of me in 8th grade.
Good job sweetas..
Submitted by elmo533 on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 8:00pm.
Khloe is the only Kardashian with any brains in her head. The only real reason to hate her is that she's a "Kardashian" (in quotes cause it's obvious that she's not.
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Agreed. Posted same sentiments. Don't give a shit about the whole fam either way, but her ideals at times, her marriage, etc., has outlasted the "Whore out now no matter how temporary!!!" mentality does not resonate with her. It's the last name that is the dick-poke in the eye with anyone in that family.
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Submitted by ditquoi on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:57pm.
It's killing me to say this, but she was cute!
Khloe is the only Kardashian with any brains in her head. The only real reason to hate her is that she's a "Kardashian" (in quotes cause it's obvious that she's not.
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Submitted by Hekki on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:37pm.
Has anyone seen the Kris Kardashian (Jenner)'s 30th birthday video? I can't BELIEVE that MK didn't post that shit!
yes and I was going to post it yesterday in OP...here you go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCOy_J1jSn0
Mike, you are making me want to run with scissors.
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wait who the hell is that...that looks like a blond Victoria Justice or Katherine MacPhee. Khloe?!?! get the fuck outta here ha ha ha ha ha
*fist bump sweetas*
Good job sweetas..
She needs to rock the blonde again. I think she's dying her hair to fit in, but the fact that she CAN be blonde shows that she's got totally different looks.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:42pm.
Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:33pm.
Does this mean her mustache and back hair is blond?
On the back, only the coarsest bristles are blond. The rest are dark.
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You can get roots in your back hair?!?!?!?!?!
Dunno, you just mentioned Khloe and back hair, and I thought of one of the transformation scenes in An American Werewolf in London.
Great post, Sweetas!
Now how big is Jack's dick? Can you secretly sneak the info in your next post?
I think Khloe looks so pretty here. A nice hybrid of Drew Barrymore and Katherine Heigel.
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She was a babe. When and why did Khloe Kardashian morph from a blonde valley girl to a gnarly Chewbacca?
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Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:39pm.
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:33pm.
Does this mean her mustache and back hair is blond?
On the back, only the coarsest bristles are blond. The rest are dark.
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You can get roots in your back hair?!?!?!?!?!
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who is she ? she looks like me at 15 eating at Red Lobster on Easter..not getting it.
Think what's happening here is people rip Khloe for being so bone-structurally different from her two oldest fem sibs. But, for some reason, I've always felt she was pretty with a somewhat separate-thinking brain module. I like how she sometimes says the exact opposite of what her sibs are arguing for. Anywho, she's pretty in her own way. The strike against her is the Kard last name.
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I think she looks better blonde. She is definitely the most tolerable of the group, but that's not saying a whole lot.
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Submitted by Dog on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 7:33pm.
Does this mean her mustache and back hair is blond?
On the back, only the coarsest bristles are blond. The rest are dark.
I guess she found the pleasure that doughnuts can give just after this pic was taken ....
Is that tart beside her a pre-op Kim? You wouldn't recognise ho.
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Has anyone seen the Kris Kardashian (Jenner)'s 30th birthday video? I can't BELIEVE that MK didn't post that shit!
Well...I kind of like the blonde. Kind of.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Does this mean her mustache and back hair is blond?
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