Wookie Kardashian Is Kinda...Hot?!?

While MK is busy scarfing down some fine Italian cuisine (your mind WOULD go there, sucio!), J. Harvey and I will be here doing our best to keep the beautiful Dlisted train from going off the rails. Graffiti totally counts as fine art, so don't even go there. MK sent me a link from Socialite Life to this pic Khloe Kardashian posted on her website, looking pretty and skinny and BLOND several Christmases ago. (Note: my computer choked on the words "Khloe" and "pretty" in the same sentence and I had to re-start the bitch three times.) This was apparently before the whole "dye my hair to look like my sisters so no one will know my mom was a complete ho and fucked around on the guy I thought was my dad" phase.

I have to say, she looks good as a blond...computer, NO!! Choke it down, bitch. She's actually the only one of those hos that I have any respect for (hang in there hard drive) since she doesn't take herself too seriously and seems kind of human. Enjoy tearing this pic of Khloe to shredded shreds while I resuscitate my pc with booze and bong hits.

Posted by: Sweetas

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Submitted by tojo on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 6:02pm.

If I has to like one of these assholes she would be the one...

Thank goodness I don't have to...

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Submitted by FunFilled on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 6:01pm.

pouring bleach on now - wonder if it'll work. . .

Submitted by mike on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 6:02pm.

heh, I think the blond hair makes her look like a mega-size Tori Spelling

Submitted by FunFilled on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 6:03pm.

too much nectar.
2x post

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 6:04pm.

Yey! Sweetas!!

The truth will come out that she isn't a Kardasian, her mom pretty much came forward with it. Explains why she is a big boned gal.

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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie

Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 5:59pm.

Although she is the most unfortunate looking, aesthetically, of the bunch....I gotta agree, Khole seems like a pretty cool chick. Kim, there are no words that would express how much I despise thee and Kourtney just makes me want to punch her in the mouth with her asininity....but Khole seems like, if she were your friend, she'd be a very good friend and a plus in your life...I think.

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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."

Submitted by mbar on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 5:59pm.

She naturally has light brown hair. I've seen childhood pics of her, and even then her hair was just light brown. She just says she's a natural blonde because she looks blonde compared to her black haired sisters/brother/mom. But this whole "Khloe is a natural blonde" thing is bull. She was bleaching or dying her hair when that picture was taken.

Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 12/26/2011 - 5:55pm.

SWEETAS !

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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.