Afternoon Crumbs
The Photoshop Awards! Somebody put together this completely fake ass "Yup, I Love Dick" cover of People Magazine starring Taylor Lautner. Bitch please! Like Taylor Lautner would really approve a picture of him looking like he's pushing out a stubborn shirt for his big gay coming out cover. - Buzzfeed
Duchess Catherine celebrates Jesus' birthday by wearing a hat that looks like a sea of open vaginas - Lainey Gossip
Give your eyeballs a taste of Courteney Cox's bikini situation like it was the first time - The Superficial
Stephanie Seymour's like, "Damn, it ain't the same without my son's boner brushing against my thigh..." - Hollywood Tuna
Trans Flowers: They ain't the one! - Towleroad
BREAKING NEWS! BREAKING NEWS! A fat bee just swallowed an entire Starbucks whole! - Popsugar
In case you didn't already know, wet albino rats never look good in leather - Hollywood Rag
Buthisface alert! - Just Jared
Elegance alert! - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Greedy ass puppy alert! - Cityrag
Kobe Bryant's dick is trying to beat Tiger Woods' dick's record - Celebitchy
Aunt Viv #1 is my hero - ICYDK
Looking at Mischa Barton's chichis gives me a craving for microwaved pancakes - SOW
Attention all 50-something, get ready to cream your panties with the help of KY, because Van Halen is back! - I'm Not Obsessed
What it looks like when Hugh Hefner tries to eat coochie - The Daily What
Suffocating a baby with kisses - The Berry
Ashley Jizzdale's boots would look a lot better on her if they went all the way up to her forehead - Popoholic
The Top 10 Gayest songs - OMG Blog
Megan Fox proves that extreme Botox use equals permanent queef face - Celebslam
Submitted by Raven on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:30pm.
Wasn't Kobe found not guilty? I don't remember him serving any jail time or probation.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Beth Ditto's song "I Wrote the Book" deserves to be song of the year.
People should have realized that was a fake cover when they saw that picture of Carnie Wilson looking nothing like Carnie Wilson!!
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Oohh, love Aunt Viv the original!!
Nope, don't think Taylor is gay at all. The rumours are wishful thinking. Now, that velvet, lip gloss wearing guy.....no offense either, I know not all gay folk drape their bodies in velvet.
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Submitted by Cap6 The Asperger on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 10:07pm.
WhyTFK does Lautner have to have that dumbshit constipated expression all the fking time? S.T.O.P.
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He's a serious young werewolf.
http://www.towleroad.com/2011/12/jesus-christs-ass-cension-to-heaven-vid...
This other video of a church production that goes all Spiderman is pretty hot.
http://burning-plastic.tumblr.com/
WhyTFK does Lautner have to have that dumbshit constipated expression all the fking time? S.T.O.P.
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Who cares whether he's gay or not?
Brian Austin Green (BAG, how appropriate) - you are thirty fucking eight, stop with the Bieber pants. PS - your wife's photo should be featured on AHS.
ohhhhhhhh i'm so disappointed
when i first caught sight of this, i couldn't see the disclaimer underneath and i was all "yayyyy! good for him!!!" now i see it's all just a dumb joke. booo.
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If this was done maliciously, FUCK 'EM. No one deserves cruel jokes like that.
Or, maybe they're test marketing a reaction... you never know, Taylor's team could be behind this.
Though, wouldn't it be better if there was NO reaction? SO WHAT!?
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Submitted by miz cynical on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 6:20pm.
I'd have to use condoms because no damn contract is worth walking around with a blue waffle...but then again, I couldn't sit in silence while dude dicks down 10 bitches a year anyway.
People should have released this story with the other photo of Taylor bending it like Beckham with his hands around his ankles.
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ok, I'm a little high and trying to figure out things.
So WHat does this MEAN? -- "...picture of him looking like he's pushing out a stubborn shirt for his big gay coming out cover" ?
My interpretation is that the true meaning has to do "poo poo pee pee," as in "...like he's pushing out a stubborn 'shit' OR 'turd'.
Just a thought.
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The People Magazine cover is a FAKE!
http://wonderwall.msn.com/movies/the-shortlist-for-dec-27-17179.gallery?...
people don' realize the kind of face he and Kris Humphries have comes from plasticizers and hormones in the water supply.
Probably.
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girls I use to think were really sessy before PS, MFox, Kim K..
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
derp face is right! I think his Mom took plan B but it didn't take all the way
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
Taylor Lautner doesn't bother me, seems like a nice enough bloke. RPattz on the other hand is an arrogant irritable ass, and his star can't fall fast enough for me. Water For Elephants was terrible.
Megan Fox has ruined her face at the ripe old age of 25, and Brian Austin Green is starting to resemble Juicy Delicious. A double case of Do Not Want.
Van Halen reunion tour? I'm there.
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miz cynical, just take EH's advice and use Plan B. It works for her, and she's REALLY smart.
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
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I have a question - if you're in Vanessa Bryant's shoes, do you still sleep with Kobe knowing that he's been with as many people as a hooker or do you start using condoms? Do you stop putting out and then he uses that as an excuse to run to any woman willing to sleep with him? I don't know what I would do if I were in her situation. I'd be too grossed out. And she probably can't get her ho on cause she's busy trying to get dirt on him for use in this inevitable divorce. Seems like an effed up way to live.
TexnDoc, "Dance rock, feel the heat, rock your body to the Native Beat (step by step, slowly I turn- step by step, come on)"
Native Love!!!
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
-Sting
When is the boy going to come out as homely? I could give a fuck about his sexual orientation (although I suspect it is NA). The child is suffering form serious pug-dog face and I am tired of denying it.
There. I feel better.
Hekki, he DOES have the same derp face as Humphries!!!! lmao
I think Seymour looks great. I too would be running around beaches all the time with that face and body (and MONEY).
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If you want to keep something precious
You got to lock it up and throw away the key
If you want to hold onto your possession, don't even think about me
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MK, you agree with the top ten gay songs? Where is your DListed anthem "Bitch I've been the shit since HIGH school bitch"?
I'm so tired of the Gays trying to claim his inbred ass. No fucking thanks, assholes. I'm fine with Stein and Nureyev, thankyouverymuch.
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YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Sayonara, it's quite a sight!
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Nancy Grace, your avie is so cool! Lol
When I saw a story on CBS Sunday Morning on the Andy Borowitz who created the show for Will Smith, he did allude that Smith burned him out and thats why he got out. I had a feeling Willy burned him like he did Janet Hubbard. So Janet may have a point.
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he really looks like he's somewhere on the Jethro family tree.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:44pm.
why is David Lee Roth wearing Kate Grosselin's old possum hair? Eddie Van Halen's face is entering Keef Richards territory
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I'm too scared to look.
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I have to say, whoever Shopped that has talent! I'm curious to see how Taylor and his team plays this considering how they're trying to make him a leading man type.
I almost believed the cover, although Brad's hair isn't that short anymore and I don't know why they would need a special double issue for this. He'll come out once his career starts to fizzle.
I think Stephanie Seymor sends out paparazzi notices of her impending "froliking on the beach" vacations at least 72 hours in advance.
Boring, honey. Do something real with your life.
But she has lost weight and looks fab, nonetheless!
I temporarily fell for the People Mag cover too! Poor kid, in a way. Gay as a picnic and still has everyone around him forcing him to play it straight. It's all well and good to say he should just come out but the pressure is intense.
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Dark-sided!
and when in the hell are people going to stop thinking Lady CACA has any talent or value whatsoever???
she's a fame whore of the likes of the Kardashians.
why is David Lee Roth wearing Kate Grosselin's old possum hair? Eddie Van Halen's face is entering Keef Richards territory.
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This poor kid will never catch a break, haha.
From the article:
But many were still legitimately fooled by the cover, including Russell Simmons.
"Proud of Taylor Lautner for his bravery and his courage," Simmons tweeted upon seeing the cover. He later added, after discovering it was a fake, "Disappointed that people would joke about someone coming out about their sexuality. Let Taylor Lautner be whoever he wants to be."
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So many people are quick to buy it, I wonder how Taylor feels about that lol
i don't feel one bit sorry for Vanessa Bryant .. she's just a little more expensive ho than the others Kobe has been fucking all these years.
she knew it. she put up with it. boo fucking hoo. she knew exactly what she was doing .. stay until the big payday. any women who stays w/ a man after he's accused of rape (listen up Mrs. Sandusky, etc etc) is just a well paid accomplice.
Yikes, Megan Fox looks like Miley
Why is this bitch always crouching? Is standing too much effort?
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Taylor Lautner always have that "I just finished smoking some weed" look.
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That's a lot of crumbs. That's almost a meal, in fact.
i almost fell for it but realized that Taylor's true coming out cover will undoubtedly be a SHIRTLESS photo. It should never be this covered up.
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"his ass looks like tiny people carrying torches up a snowy mountain cap." - MK
This may be a fake cover but the rumor is very true.
I'm so disappointed that this is fake.
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NO WAY!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
Taylor Swift really is a beard lmao! XD
eta: really though Taylor should sue.
OMG NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I'VE BEEN LIED TO ABOUT THE TWATLIGHT LOVE TRIANGLE ALL OF THESE YEARS????
I WILL NEVER TRUST AGAIN!
KNEW IT! hahaha Shark-mo! ~ wait, what? fake cover?, mmmm booo! don't care!, damage is done, and now he must do the media shame dance to deny this.
BWAHH HA HAHAHAHA! Totally bought that.
He has the same brand of derp face that Kris Humphries has.
Way to go, Taylor Lautner. Good for him. Living a lie must really suck.
ETA: LOL, I just now read the rest of what MK wrote. I fell for it! *cleans her glasses*