Tuesday, December 27th 2011

Birthday Sluts

Chyna (40)
Hayley Williams (23)
Pleasure P (27)
Alice Kim (28)
Emilie de Ravin (30)
Javine (30)
Masi Oka (37)
Wilson Cruz (38)
Bill Goldberg (45)
Eva LaRue (45)
Salman Khan (46)
Theresa Randle (47)
Joe Mantello (49)
Maryam D'Abo (51)
Tovah Feldshuh (59)
Terry Bozzio (61)
Gerard Depardieu (63)
Mick Jones (67)
Cokie Roberts (68)

Posted by: Michael K


Naughychimp's picture

Chyna is younger than I am? Shoot me, now! I hate Cokie. And Alice Kim... wonder how she feels about her husband losing so much of his money?

Infamous's picture

Ugh I saw her sex tape and I cannot believe that dude was sucking on her vagina/penis it was so weird!

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Dion flowerboy's picture

Happy B-Day Irish Fury.
Chyna is "high class" because Arod likes shemales.

Bjork You's picture

Submitted by becky n sydney on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 4:04pm.
Happy Birthday to our own Irish Fury!

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Oh yes! Happy Birthday to her! Isn't it your birthday today, too! Everyday is your birthday, right?

tojo's picture

Oh Happy Birthday Irish!!

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IrishFury's picture

Thank you all very much for the birfday wishes.

And Eva LaRue is actually 42 today, we share the exact birth date. I hope she doesn't read the D and sees we have her at 45!
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becky n sydney's picture

Happy Birthday to our own Irish Fury!

PumpkinPants's picture

Every time I see Chyna all I can think about his(typo and it stays) macroclitoris. Seriously that shit was ginormous. I wonder if now that she is obviously not doing the steroids if its still like a cocktail wiener. Hmmm the things I think about when left to my own devices....

Bjork You's picture

Hey Meat, Happy Birthday, even if it's not your birthday.

letinstar's picture

happy birthday irish fury...
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Meatblocks's picture

good to see ya, raul!
-but, i must say i shuddered with relief when i pressed your latest link of lewdness and it didn't show what undoubtedly was going to be chyna's dickmeat.
-whew!

i'm with wtfomglol, i don't know anyone on this list except gerard depardoo (i ain't spelling that bs name).

hb to irish fury ... hope your day is dark sided! (in a good way of course)(and for your gift i will refrain from that C word you hate so much).

good morning/nite to bjork -yes, agreed, mike is an amateur .... mike it's never too early or late for anything! also agreed that people need to chill on "missing" mk after 2 hours (and aren't these the same folks who wail about how much he needs a vacay?)lmmao

the "all up in yo' business" dog is back! woof woof! -that dog remends me of my daughter who'd randomly come up to me, put her eye in my eye say in a deadly monotone -"i'm in your eye" (cracked me up everytime).

migraineuse! -she kissed me under the mistletoe ... then we went on a proper date and this is what happened - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CU040Hqbas&feature=player_embedded -so embarrassing, especially later when we passed a BARBER shop (and she beligerantly got a whiffle!).

topanga -no way is chyna a high class escort, high-paid maybe but not high-class. no way -there is a difference. she's being paid high for her celebrity, not her looks or poise (she has none of either).

(sorry for op'ing here but haven't been on in a couple days and had to get some thoughts/reactions outta the way)

*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA

Bjork You's picture

Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:35am.
Irish Fury (42) (mental age: 16)

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Happy Birthday, and measurements now, please.

little_rascal's picture

Happy birthday, Irish Fury! ♥

HB to Gerard Depardieu! Yes, he looks like an ogre these days, but he's a tremendously talented actor. I watched so many of his movies numerous times, especially the older ones.

Ha! I see someone posted the infamous penisclit. That's the first thing I think of when I see chyna.

joanne's picture

HB Gerard Depardieu, Chyna and dlisteds Irish Fury.

BernardProfitendieu's picture

HB Joe Mantello of BCCHS fame (figure that one out, bitches!)

IrishFury's picture

Irish Fury (42) (mental age: 16)
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IrishFury's picture

Thanks Vern and Spotty!
I'm still in bed, with coffee! YES!
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Dog's picture

Submitted by TOPANGA on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:21am.

Chyna is now working as a high-class escort. Sad.

^^^^^^^^

"High class" and "Chyna" do not belong in the same sentence.

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TOPANGA's picture

Chyna is now working as a high-class escort. Sad.
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TwatsThat's picture

HB Terry Bozzio….

DO YOU HEAR ME?
DO YOU CARE?
What are words for? When no one listens, it's no use talkin' at all….

That shit is some P O E T R Y, bitchez.

ps..Terry is the DUDE in Missing Persons, yo. Dale was the hot singer in the front. He's the hot piece of ass on the drums here:

http://youtu.be/IasCZL072fQ

Dog's picture

Khloe Kardashian: This is your future!

HB Terry Bozzio.

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dfanintheD's picture

Happy birthday, Terry Bozzio!

Vern's picture

Happy Merry birthday Irish Fury!

*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011

Raul Duke's picture

Chyna's clit peen is 40 today! http://12s.twelvestone.com/conversations/i-just-saw-a-pic-of-chyna-s-cle...

http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs

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SpottedDogRanch's picture

HAPPY BIRFDAY, IRISH FURY!!!
I hope you live it up today like a good slut.

zestyfuzz's picture

And to think Chyna used to be a wrestler. At least she looks more feminine now that she gained weight.

TelevisedRevolution's picture

Terri Bozzio's pretty kick-ass but my heart belongs to Mick Jones.

no, wait - that's got to be the wrong Mick Jones - never mind.

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missskitttin's picture

Who is Chyna? No really. I thought this was Kat Von D

Oh shit... chyna , find a gym!

Chris Knight's picture

Excuse me but since when Alice Kim (Nicolas Cage's wife) is a celebrity and she is worth mentioning here?

letinstar's picture

i've had enough of these kardassholes...oh wait...that's chyna...nevermind...
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TheBreakdown's picture

Maybe Gerard Depardieu can hook up with Chyna and pee on her for her birthday?

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WTFOMGLOL's picture

for a bleary eyed moment, I thought that was Kat Von D.

I have never heard of 75% of the people on that list. :( and I'm 45.

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Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 5:33am.
for a bleary eyed moment, I thought that was Kat Von D.
I have never heard of 75% of the people on that list. :( and I'm 45.
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Lol....that's exactly what I thought, it was KvD. Then realized it was Chyna.
Yeah, this group is mostly unknown to me as well. ??

Edit: I just saw Hayley Williams. Happy Bday Miss Haley! {o:

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G'morning bjork.....I feel ya! Last night I was up til 5.
Finally decided on an avi, for now I'll my fur son ride the "d'. {o:

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Bjork You's picture

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TheBreakdown's picture

I love Cokie!

Now there's a hot slut!

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Bjork You's picture

Happy Birthday, Cokie Roberts!

And goodmorning/evening all (insomnia is a helluva of a thing).