PETA's On Janet Jackson's Ass
Ms. Jackson if you relevant, cuz' PETA on her like red paint on a fur muff!
Janet Jackson's had it shitty since Justin Timberlake ripped her nipple cover off at the Superbowl that time. America blamed the black girl for being sexy(?), and completely forgave the pussy-ass white boy who was equally in on it and then let him make too many fucking appearances on Saturday Night Live.
Janet can barely sell a record now, and she's been reduced to becoming the spokesass for Nutrisystem! Case in point - the last couple of Nutrisystem spokeswomen have been Topanga from Boy Meets World and Marie Osmond. Those may seem like career lows, but like a phoenix from the ashes - Janet has pissed off PETA by launching a line of dead animal skins with Blackgama. PETA being mad at you keeps you in the spotlight. For a day. But still!
"When Janet Jackson had her infamous 'wardrobe malfunction' during the Super Bowl, at least the flesh that popped into view was her own," writes PETA's Jeff Mackey. "Unlike the stolen animal skins that she drapes herself with, which are as dead as her taste in fashion (not to mention her career). Ms. Jackson, you're just plain nasty."
They've named her "Grinch of the Year 2011." Neither Penny from Good Times or Blackgama has responded. She just can't hear them through her mink babushka.
My Dad won "Grinch of the Year" in 1986 when he threatened to stand at the bottom of the chimney with a shotgun and blow Santa away when he came down. The joke was on him, because we didn't have a chimney! He drank.
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PETA always has smartass comments. Funny though
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1) why is fur pretty? it makes you look like a fucking caveman from one of those discovery channel documentaries "A Land before our time" or like conan the barbarian. It is not attractive. Objectively. If you like fur and think it is attractive you are wrong. PERIOD.
2) Why DO we need to wear fur? With all these materials available for warmth, why do we need fur anymore? Which beings me to my next point
3) No animal should have to be tortured, hunted and killed or just raised on a fur farm to be skinned alive so as to make a coat for some dumb cunt to parade around. WTF. Are you kidding me? At least we eat the cow and red meat (sans hormones and additives) is an important factor in our diet, but to just raise minks to skin alive for nothing but vanity? That is UNACCEPTABLE.
So fuck Janet Jackson that dumb whore with a limp dick and fuck everyone who thinks wearing fur is cool or that the issue isnt important since Peta is bringing it up. Speak of missing the forest for the trees.
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
J. Harvey you are killing it! nyuk nyuk nyuk!
they're all hard to watch. painfully overacting.
i liked the good times show when the live audience chimed in like "uhuh you go winona!" and other murmurs like that.
that show was the shit.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
yay diff'rent strokes! lol! bonus points for whoever can dig up the good times when her and micheal do the talent show!
eta: never mind that was easier than I thought
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjLzzQJHhLc
*counter attacks bjork's link*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOLv2xN6JUA&feature=related
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Meat, I don't know what was harder to watch, the video with Penny being abused or the one for "Dream Street."
LOL at people saying she has limited talent. I saw her in concert this year and she was freaking incredible.
Once again I agree with the breakdown!
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
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-worth watching again
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 8:10pm.
are you kidding me? Penny rocked. did you know her mom on that show was Chip Fields who is Kim Field's mom? (Tootie on Facts of Life)
but seriously though, remember when she was Willis' girlfriend on Diff'rent Strokes? that guy WISHES he could get someone that fine now...he looks like a sperm. ha ha ha!
yeah guys, the only reason nipplegate was so outre was because it was the Superbowl. the puritans and soccer moms insist that Superbowl entertainment be non-sexual "because of the children".
it's all about the venue. nipplegate would be no big deal at the VMAs; nipplegate would have been a debacle at the Oscars.
as for Janet suffering, really? the woman's just as much of a superstar as she's ever been AND become a better actress. lord only knows why she's shilling for NutriSystem though... :-P
joey lawrence (or some mushroom haired kid) on that nell carter show too.
i think the brady bunch started that "add the cute precocious kid" trend.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
bwahaaahaahaa
i remember when they tried to sell us janet on good times. that was a sure sign a show was drowning ... the new kid addition syndrome. like all in the family and the cross eyed danielle that they took in. fail.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
Submitted by Meatblocks on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 7:56pm.
peta is on the side of right but they can be extremist & alienating -both of which undermines their said goal.
i don't mind fur wearing (or eating), i don't automatically associate that with animal abuse.
abuse can only be descriptive of how an animal is handled/treated while alive.
but i do despise janet jackson and her entire family.
she knew what mj was just like the rest of them.
fuck her and her fakeness and greed.
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Leave Penny alone!
Its kind of odd I'm seeing an increasing amount of people asking if Janet is broke. Who do you think paid for Michael's funeral? Miss Jackson is far from broke.
To the people who believe her voice is weak, have you actually seen her concerts? Her speaking voice is soft spoken yes, but when she's
on stage she's a completely different person. You can't possibly think she's 'inaudible' in songs like 'What About' or 'Rhythm Nation' for example.
sushi
Perhaps you don't remember the beginning of 2004 very well. Janet just came from her most
successful album (All For You, which outsold Michael's Invincible) and tour in 2002, then started working on a new album (2003). There was no where to go for her but up. Last but not least, the fact she was HEADLINING THE SUPERBOWL HALF TIME SHOW is proof enough that her career was nowhere by any means heading downward.
The assertion that Timberlake is more talented is ridiculous. Where would he be without The
Neptunes and Timbaland? He wasn't even the best singer from NSYNC (that would be JC Chasez). He was marketable and dating Britney Spears, that worked wonders for him. With that said, it doesn't really matter anymore, since Timberlake is an 'actor' now.
I personally think it was all a little more sexism than racism.
Agreed with whatever slut recommended supporting the Humane Society or ASPA. They aren't getting enough funding as it is. A long-time local HS shut down recently for this very reason.
That said, I am off to saute a steak. Suck it, PETA.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
peta is on the side of right but they can be extremist & alienating -both of which undermines their said goal.
i don't mind fur wearing (or eating), i don't automatically associate that with animal abuse.
abuse can only be descriptive of how an animal is handled/treated while alive.
but i do despise janet jackson and her entire family.
she knew what mj was just like the rest of them.
fuck her and her fakeness and greed.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA
PETA spokesman Waka Flocka Flame
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkw0NFJdBhk
PETA's founders should DIAF and their followers choke on some tofu, retarded extremist scum.
I find making viruses for Iphone apps, using the holocaust in comparison to eating meat and porn sites for malnourished pretentious idiots nastier.
B!i!i!iD~
For your health.
Peta loves ridiculous hysteria, bordering on terrorist . Give your money to the Humane Society or SPCA who actively care for and about animals.
I can't stand Justin Timberfake!
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Submitted by DaddysJoy on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 2:26pm.
PETA is so dramatic. I love Janet. I have 3 of her albums on my iPod for my workouts. Control and Black Cat will always be my shit.
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I still have the "Control" dance down from '86. Love the earlier works of Ms. Damita Jo!
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J. Harvey, I love you.
"My Dad won "Grinch of the Year" in 1986 when he threatened to stand at the bottom of the chimney with a shotgun and blow Santa away when he came down. The joke was on him, because we didn't have a chimney! He drank."
GOLD.
She has had a great career with her limited vocal skills and talent. She has to milk for all she can. Most of her new 'music' has been terrible. Now, she's even shilling for NutraSystem.
PETA is the media whore in THIS scenario...NOT Ms. Jackson....Like so many have pointed out I would like to see PETA fuck with Aretha Franklin, Diana Ross, or Barbara Streisand...yea they know who to mess with...shit I bet they won't fuck with any of those tricks
I think Janet looks beautiful!!
so over her 'tryin ta be sexy' whispery voice.
don't care about the SuperBowl wardrobe malfunction.
do care about the fact that animals shouldn't be skinned alive (or dead for that matter) so someone can purchase and wear it's fur. and would never support someone who does.
Ms Janet was good in her day. find it sad for her that she's resorted to Nutrisystem. i was on that once. their food sucks. and i guarantee you that SHE, nor Marie, nor whatever star of the month promotes it .. is not eating it. not when they have nutritionists, trainers, cooks, etc at their fingertips.
People who wear fur are vile....Miss Jackson, you ARE nasty!!
Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:57am.
Submitted by Dog on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:06am.
Well how do you explain his slap on the wrist and Janet getting the shit end of the stick. Face it..Justin always pretened to be down but then his ass got scared and he totally pulled the innocent white boy move. U can't deny that....although I'm sure you will :)
^^This, this, this.
Timberlake led her a merry dance & left her to hang out to dry after the Superbowl nonsense, the bastard.
I still think Janet is a legend, but I wish she'd stop doing extra 'work' on herself.
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Submitted by stefystef on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 11:36am.
About the fur thing, if you are against fur, fine. Whatever.
But to say stupid shit like that is just ridiculous. I notice the PETA people never say anything to Aretha Franklin about her numerous furs. Guess what? Black women like their furs! And we don't appreciate the faux-concern over furry creatures when there are bigger issues amonst men.
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THANK YOU!!! Get out of my head b/c this is exactly how I feel. Well said indeed.
Submitted by TwatsThat on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 9:17am.
Oh please, Ms Jackson probably did the fur ad knowing her ass would be in the news for doing so. Media whores always know where the light shines, baby...She ain't packin' them in like she used to. (The fans, not the donuts.)
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Errr umm, you do know that we are talking about Janet. Janet Jackson, not Det. LaToya. Big difference. Huge. Majah!!
Media whore and Janet don't belong in the same sentence.
PETA is so dramatic. I love Janet. I have 3 of her albums on my iPod for my workouts. Control and Black Cat will always be my shit.
That coat is gorgeous. It almost looks more like a robe than a coat. I could see myself getting out of the shower and slipping into that baby.
I have to admit I like alot of this chicks music. This shit is pushing it for me...is she fucking broke? Why would she have to do something like this? Or all the other stuff she has been doing as of late?
PeTA can suck my dick.
I would go to the deuce to support Janet Jackson. Career?! She's a fucking Jackson! Multiplatinum entertainer. 45, hot AND still rocks out on stage. She never has make another album. EVER! That BS of a hate letter only translates:
"We like to guilt celebrities into donating."
fuck off PETA
Submitted by Migraineuse on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 1:19pm.
PETA also brings to mind the ACT-UP members who threw blood on Mathilda Krim.
Now that you're here, may I ask what you think of Andrea Dworkin? Bjorkie recommended one of her books to me.
PeTA are the animal-rights equivalent of anti-abortionists. Right down to the bloody propaganda they like to hand out.
They're professional hatemongerers who belong on a rocket to the sun.
People who genuinely love animals know that loving animals does not equal hating and scapegoating people.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
*writes check to PETA*
Love me some Janet Jackson. Don't give a rat's ass about PETA.
I am sadden she has taken this diet food gig. She can do without all the processed salt in those meals.
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"America blamed the black girl for being sexy(?), and completely forgave the pussy-ass white boy who was equally in on it and then let him make too many fucking appearances on Saturday Night Live."
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Can someone point out to me how Janet Jackson's career has suffered because "America blamed the black girl for being sexy(?)"
I mean, her career was on a downward spiral, so it's not like her career suffered for it. Meanwhile, pussy-ass white boy's career had been on an upward trend.
Maybe the reason for that is puss-ass white boy actually has talent. I can't stand him personally, but he's far more talented than her.
Janet Jackson's only gift was dancing ability and looks. She yo-yos on weight and she is getting older. Unless you are Madonna, most women her age with little talent end up exactly where she is.
Show me where Janet has had to suffer the wrath and then you can blame racism. If anything, it got her the publicity she desperately wanted and got it talking about a performance no one would've ever remembered.
Just because it will drive me crazy if I don't..
We invaded Iraq in March of 2003
Janet showed the world her naughty bit in Feb of 2004
So no, I don't think it was a conspiracy.
she's pulling that fur collar up tight to hide her big swinging jowls
and Blackglama must've run out of legends 'cause this no-talent-with-a-publicist doesn't hold a candle to legends past.
Marlene Dietrich, Judy Garland, Bette Davis, Joan Crawford, Tommy Tune, Lauren Bacall, Lena Horne, Audrey Hepburn, Pavarotti, Shirley MacLaine, Joan Fontaine, Ray Charles, Liza, ... and Janet Jackson?!? WTF?!? yes, one of these things is not like the others: Janet Jackson was only ever a legend in her own mind - all the others had talent, Janet only has a publicist.
and her brother was a pedophile!
"America blamed the black girl for being sexy(?), and completely forgave the pussy-ass white boy who was equally in on it and then let him make too many fucking appearances on Saturday Night Live."
Agree with you 100%, J. Harvey. I've enjoyed your writing so far. Keep up the good work!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 12/27/2011 - 12:02pm.
I love Janet, or "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty." Rhythm Nation 1814 and Control are fabulous albums. And does anyone do anything but roll their eyes at PETA nowadays?
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Word! Control was the bomb. No one, not even Madonna at the time was making that kind of a feminist statement. Bitch WAS in control. WHO'S THAT EATIN' THAT NASTY FOOD? Nasty boys!
I love Janet, or "Miss Jackson, if you're nasty." Rhythm Nation 1814 and Control are fabulous albums. And does anyone do anything but roll their eyes at PETA nowadays?
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@Stefystef:
Cher can put on an amazingly good show.Even those who dislike her singing voice can see that she's a good entertainer.
There is no way in hell PETA will ever say anything to or about Aretha Franklin, just as miss cynical pointed out that Cosa Nostra wives are left strictly alone.
stefystef: I call you out!
I would not lump Cher in with the other two as not being able to sing. Cher actually HAS a voice. A very strong one, in fact, although she may not sing things that I like all of the time.
And I do not think she built her career around Michael. I think most of the Jackson siblings, like the Osmonds...alot of the kids in those broods are talented, some just more than others. But I think several of them could have made it in their own right in terms of sheer talent. But that is when marketing/management/timing come in.
Justin Timberflake showed his true colors during that time and I don't think he and Ms. Jackson have ever spoken to one another since. I know I would be pissed about it if I were her.
I own fur.
I wear fur.
And I dare someone to try to talk me out of wearing it!
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