Afternoon Crumbs
How in Benjamin Button's Hell is Jim Carrey's new piece 24 in human years?! - ICYDK
Slutty Claus presented to you by Kelly Brook - Hollywood Tuna
I'm surprised dumb fuck Kim Kuntrashian didn't think that the Madonna Badger tragedy had something to do with Madonna getting attacked by a badger - The Superficial
"Fuck me Louboutins" and Kristen Wiig go together like me and proper grammar - Lainey Gossip
TEAM CROCS (not those kind of Crocs)! - Towleroad
Is Jessica Simpson really wearing a T-bone steak necklace? - Popsugar
If a heap of wet trash had legs and a vagina, it would look like this - Hollywood Rag
Crispy Ronaldo has finally found someone who is more hairless than he is - Just Jared
Girl who will fuck anyone on TV is in a bikini (and no, this isn't a Kim Kardashian post) - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Home for the Awwwwlidays - Cityrag
Owen Wilson being Owen Wilson - Celebitchy
Girls keep saying shit - OMG Blog
Rest in peace, Cheetah the Chimp - SOW
Beyonce is about to push out a King size pillow any day now - I'm Not Obsessed
I hear the basements in Paris are lovely this time of year... - Crunk + Disorderly
This is what I'll be doing in about 15 minutes - The Daily What
Hilary Duff is entering into her eighth trimester now - Popoholic
(Image via INFDaily.com)
You can add me to the list of naysayers regarding this young lady and her age.
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Submitted by Mrs Patrick Campbell on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:34am.
Jim has had good plastic surgery to look so good in his 50s, also Jim is said to be a 100% str8 tuna-tasting exclusive fish-fucking hetro man with sizemeat(over 8 inches on the tape measure), though we have not verified this last part...
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I have absolutely no idea what you mean, but I'm strangely turned on...
if jim carrey's large foreheaded girlfriend is 24, then i'm 24...
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That's no five-head, that's a SIX!!!
Jeezmariez. (Thanking God for my own 'normal' high forehead.)
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
24?
more like 42!
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Nothing I read indicates any age of his current girlfriend in this photo. If I had to guess, I would say she is 33 and dehydrated.
Jim Carrey's new gf gives Rihanna a run for her money. That is one unfortunate 5 (or 6) head. Her hair is very curly too, which makes bangs a challenging to impossible. I'm a member of team curl, so I know the feeling.
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Is it my poor eyesight, or is Owen Wilson starting to look like Donald ("Donna") Trump?
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:09am.
LOL! She's 24 in Lohan years.
To be measured in Lohan years has to be an awful fate!
Add me to the list of those terrified beyond belief of fire, to the point that I threw away the space heater in my under-insulated bedroom and refused any discussion of installing gas logs in my unused fireplace. I will not even contemplate a gas range. Just fine with my electric one, thanks. And thank dog my house is brick!
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
MK, did you accidentally invert those numbers? She's 42 (AT LEAST) right?
Jim has had good plastic surgery to look so good in his 50s, also Jim is said to be a 100% str8 tuna-tasting exclusive fish-fucking hetro man with sizemeat(over 8 inches on the tape measure), though we have not verified this last part...
What is Jim doing with that elderly gorilla ??!!!
LOL! She's 24 in Lohan years.
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Submitted by Mr. Sarcastic on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:31pm.
I just may
Have to say
That woman is the catch of the day.
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Her ass needs to be thrown back into the briny Deep.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:55pm.
Me too, almost to the point of ridiculousness. I'm skittish around candles, and with space heaters/straightening irons/toaster ovens, my OCD kicks in and I have to check several times to make sure the thing is turned off before leaving the house because I heard ONE story about a house bursting into flames after one was left on.
Everyone check their smoke detectors and make sure they work!! xoxo
This has been a public safety announcement.
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I can't tell you how many times the old man and I would go out, only to have me half in a panic thinking "oh, shit, I forgot to unplug the curling iron!" I got so OCD about it that I'd a) yell down to him as I was unplugging it, "It's off!" And b) he'd go upstairs to make sure.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
It does seem like Hilary Duff has been pregnant a really long time...but 8th trimester? She could have had a baby elephant by now!
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:21pm.
I am deathly afraid of fire and could not imagine the horror of this situation. That poor woman losing so many family members all at once.
*hugs kitteh*
*gets scratched by above mentioned kitteh*
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Me too, almost to the point of ridiculousness. I'm skittish around candles, and with space heaters/straightening irons/toaster ovens, my OCD kicks in and I have to check several times to make sure the thing is turned off before leaving the house because I heard ONE story about a house bursting into flames after one was left on.
Everyone check their smoke detectors and make sure they work!! xoxo
This has been a public safety announcement.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
What? That looks like Vanessa Paradis' ugly Russian half-sister.
And, pardon me for being so crude, but aren't Beyonce's tits awfully small/unchanged for a pregnant woman?
Jim Carrey should drop the greasy druggie back on the corner were he found her.
Fuck Beyonce's fake ass, that looks like padding.
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Kristen Wiig is ok in my book and she can wear fuck me anythings!
OK Carrey I got the whole Emma Stone thing but this one with the baked face! Not good...
I just may
Have to say
That woman is the catch of the day.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:58pm.
My God, that article is beyond horrific. The terror those poor little girls must have been feeling, and how the BF felt not being able to stop their flight. I'm can't even mention the grandparents and their efforts.
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I am deathly afraid of fire and could not imagine the horror of this situation. That poor woman losing so many family members all at once.
*hugs kitteh*
*gets scratched by above mentioned kitteh*
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Carrey's piece looks like a ho from Grand Theft Auto. Prolly is, a ho that is.
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shit...
I've lost a lot of family members, but my God not all at once. that's beyond imagining. my heart goes out to her.
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My God, that article is beyond horrific. The terror those poor little girls must have been feeling, and how the BF felt not being able to stop their flight. I'm can't even mention the grandparents and their efforts.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
"Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 4:15pm."
Obviously a lot of responsibility to be spread around, but I can't point fingers ... I'm just gobsmacked by the fact that Madonna Badger lost EVERYONE in one fell swoop. She'll probably never forgive herself for her mistakes.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
1) Beyonce looks like she has an 8 months pregnant sweaty belly WITH a big dick in these pictures. I know it's just the way the fabric is hanging, but eww.
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Submitted by SoMissDelicious on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 5:00pm.
Does everyone else notice the weird look on jims face? like please dont laugh at me, this is the only tail I can pull now.
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I LOL'd
I stand corrected. I think seeing seventeen going on forty year old Courtney Stodden has warped my sense of people's age...
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That's Anchal Joseph....the piece AFTER JENNY, "supposedly" according to the article...I still don't know how she dated him in January, if he and Jenny broke up in April, unless whomever wrote that article can time travel...or like the other poster said, drunk or lazy.hahaha either way she looks more like 24.
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
I never thought anyone could have a bigger forehead than Helen Hunt until I saw this pic of Jim Carrey's latest...she's just too easy of a target, my eyes are bleeding.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 5:47pm.
Seriously, the article on Yahoo stated she IS 24 and a college student
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No it didn't. They ripped that article from yahoo...
Here's what it says
"star has been getting “hot and heavy” with pretty blonde ANASTASIA VITKINA" <----current piece.
The 49-year-old actor split from Jenny McCarthy in April 2011 after dating for five years, then briefly dated "24-year-old model" "ANCHAL JOSEPH" <---DIFFERENT PIECE in January.<---that still doesn't make fucking sense though...
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
Chick is 24 in dyslexic years.
Seriously, the article on Yahoo stated she IS 24 and a college student.
"Shudders"
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Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 5:39pm.
It doesn't say she's 24, it says the girl he "briefly dated" AFTER Jenny was 24. However, if he broke up with Jenny in APRIL OF 2011 of this current year, how could he have dated a model AFTER her in January????? Do people even proof read the shit they write?
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I don't think they do.
They are either really fucking lazy or been seriously strung out and it makes sense to them.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:55pm.
Is that 24 in dog years?
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She's 24 in Courtney Stodden years.
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
He's dating the 1st human face transplant lady!
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It doesn't say she's 24, it says the girl he "briefly dated" AFTER Jenny was 24. However, if he broke up with Jenny in APRIL OF 2011 of this current year, how could he have dated a model AFTER her in January????? Do people even proof read the shit they write?
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
Aside from Michael K saying she is, where does it say that Jim Carey's bitch is 24? It does not say that anywhere in that article, I'm baffled to where this info came from. She is not 24, there is no fucking way.
the whole Beyonce pregnancy thing seriously makes me go WTF. Ever since I saw her horrible dancing announcement-which was barf-inducing in itself I knew something wasn't right.
The minute the kid comes out looking cute that right there is proof it's not Fug-Z's brat.
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
She looks like an aging man lower face, vasaline muppet upper head and a bleached poodle hair-wise.
Damn...
@ Dog: ahhh, Alex Kelly, Darien High's notorious claim to fame. He was a Couple years older than the hubs.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
Well it's not like Jim Carrey is some catch. He's gross and creepy.
Does everyone else notice the weird look on jims face? like please dont laugh at me, this is the only tail I can pull now.
Girlfriend looks like Oksana Baiul, 50 scary years into the future.
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Jim Carrey's girl looks greasy from smoking too much meth and heroin. I know the look, it lives downstairs from me with her multiple felonies boyfriend and his recently released on parole pals. She greasy and scraggly as fuck tryna sell me oxy's, vicodin and adderals everytime I come home from work.
SDR, they found the mother on the scaffolding trying to get to her daughters. Dear God.
Yeah, ashes in a covered can and keep it at least 20 feet away from any buildings or trees.
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