Birthday Sluts | Dlisted

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:53pm.

I hate to admit it, but I think Sienna is really, really good lookin'.

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Submitted by notreallyworking on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:42pm.

Doable. Wrap that rascal!

"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:31pm.

HB and passionate gropes to Seth Meyers!
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Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:39am.

I thought that was Drea DeMatteo for a moment.

HB Dame Maggie Smith! I named mah fat kitteh after you!
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Submitted by Jayda on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:28am.

John Legend <3

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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 11:16am.

HB Noomi Rapace and the immortal Maggie Smith.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:55am.

HB to Denzel Washington and Dame Maggy Smith!

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Submitted by C.D. on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:48am.

30????!!! In dog/troll years? More like 300. No way am I older than this bitch! I thought she was more like 35-40.

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Submitted by BernardProfitendieu on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:36am.

I thought that was Tatum O'Neal flirting with her creepy father until I saw the self-obsessed "Siena" necklace.

HB Maggie Smith and your Macintosh squares!

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Submitted by TexnDoc on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 9:12am.

Dame Maggie Smith is the world's greatest living actress and elevates anything she is in. HB to her. "Sister Mary Clarence! You say there are people who want to kill you. Anybody who's ever met you, I suppose...."

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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:46am.

No way in helll that venus flytrap Sienna Miller is ONLY 30. BITCH PLEASE!!

Happy BD to the only slutz that matter, Nichelle Nichols and Dame Maggie Smith!!

*yells ASSASSIN over the bannister at you all*

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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:44am.

I can't stand it when people have their own names on a necklace. Tacky fuckers.

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Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:15am.

HB to all the birthday sluts.

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Submitted by jerseygirl17 on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:38am.

HB to Stan Lee, Nichelle Nichols, and Maggie Smith!
Also to Denzel W and Noomi Rapace.
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Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:28am.

Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:49am.
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Happy BDay to your baby.
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Submitted by Hellraiser on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:50am.

Sienna Miller: Giving sluts a good name since 1981.

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Submitted by LisaRose on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:49am.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my 11 year old daughter Asha!! Eleven years ago today I was trying to figure out how to breast feed and I never did get it right!!

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Submitted by QueenyBean on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:40am.

Sososososo wait... you mean to tell me Sienna Miller is younger than me and has been looking like one of my aunties since '04?**************************************
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Submitted by rovex on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:55am.

Never was slut such an apt post title as it is today.

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Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:27am.

HB Denzel, are you down for the swirl?
and Gayle, what an Oprah whore.

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Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 3:08am.

Happy Birthday Stan Lee, Dame Maggie Smith, Denzel, and the Queen Whore of Whorey Whoredom Whoreville.

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Submitted by crazyassmom on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:42am.

Aww....happy 21st bday Archie!
Now, tell your asshole Dad to "fuck off", and do what the hell YOU
Want to do!! But, sadly you won't. =o(

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Submitted by beakers bitch on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:30am.

MK, BITCH, you're in Italy! Stop working and get out and enjoy it! It's your holiday, ho. HB to Maggie Smith that hot bitch.

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Submitted by Bjork You on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 2:28am.

I am first, AND it's Stan Lee's AND Nichelle Nichols' birthday! (And Maggie Smith's AND Denzel Washington's? Lord have mercy.)

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