Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This former A list female singer who has had a very crazy year has checked into rehab on three separate occasions this month. She has also checked herself out the very next day each time because she is afraid she will lose her current job if her current bosses find out. (CDAN)
The wild peroxide tumbleweave of drunk regrets that is Xtina? But you know, Snookitina shouldn't worry about getting dropped into the out box by the producers of The Voice. They hired that dehydrated talking frog Carson Daly, so they are obviously out of fucks to give, which means they probably wouldn't care if she dried the mess out of her system in rehab for a while.Bitch just needs to hide a tube of life (aka red lipstick) on her body just in case her therapists in the tank think red lipstick is the root of all her foolery and confiscate all her tubes.
This former almost A list female singer who does not do too badly for herself in her other endeavors now, gave her boyfriend a certain amount of money she wanted him to spend on her for Christmas. She even told him what she wanted and when she was planning on displaying it on public. Not only did the boyfriend not get what she wanted him to get, he apparently pocketed about 85% of the funds she gave him for the present and says he should get it as a bonus for his efforts this year. (CDAN)
Jessica Simpson? But I'm sure Jessica's gold digging man piece already knows that when her knocked up ass starts to get heated up with anger, just pull out a caramel-covered pickle and watch as her eyes go black and her jaw unlocks before you throw that shit into the forest. By the time she comes back with mutilated pieces of caramel pickle on her lips, she would've completely forgotten what her ass was mad about.
This C List actor from a cable thriller recently got a tattoo in a very private area of his body. What did he get? A Lady Gaga tattoo. (BuzzFoto)
Please don't tell me Norman Reedus has a tattoo of Lady CaCa's face inside of his ass crack. But it's sort of poetic to have a CaCa tattoo right on top of your CaCa hole.
I must have bumped my head...Who is Falcor?
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:10pm.
...someone probably had to hold his dick to get her pregnant."
LMAO!!!!!
Submitted by lovelylaney on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:10am.
Why isn't the first one Falcor? Not sure if she has another endeavours though, but she must since she's footing the bill for all their trips and stuff and basically doesn't sing or put out albums anymore so either Falcor has really good accountants, or she's got other business ventures I guess.
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No reason it couldn't be. Her other endeavors might be the couple of books she "wrote," and her "acting" in Lifetime movies, soaps, and infomercials.
Come to think of it, I think this is Falcor and Eddie. Jessica's bf looks too stupid to remember what he was supposed to get at the store; someone probably had to hold his dick to get her pregnant.
Submitted by SomeLikeItHot on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:35am.
Here's a crazy thought, just bear with me for a moment. Why not just buy yourself what the fuck you want and tell your loser bf to take a hike? Or you just afraid of not having a man in your life? You rather have a man treat you like crap because you don't demand better treatment than to grow a spine and get some damn self-esteem. I can't with women like this.
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I think you hit the nail on the head with Xtina. I hope she pulls it together, for her kid's sake.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Ugh I hope the last one isn't Norman Reedus. He's so stupidly bangable, but I will lose all respect for him if he tattooed Lady Xerox on his ding-a-ling.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
double post.sorry
Here's a crazy thought, just bear with me for a moment. Why not just buy yourself what the fuck you want and tell your loser bf to take a hike? Or you just afraid of not having a man in your life? You rather have a man treat you like crap because you don't demand better treatment than to grow a spine and get some damn self-esteem. I can't with women like this.
Why in the world would you give your fake boyfriend money to buy you gifts just to take them out of the wrapper and pretend you are surprised? Why not just get your assistant to do that.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
sonne: Alcohol withdrawal should be done in a medical facility - if the addiction is bad enough, you can die from withdrawal.
But maybe she could hire someone to just handle her ass until she can get to a rehab. Kind of a professional enabler who would give her enough booze to keep her happy but not enough to be dangerous.
That item made me sad.
If you're wealthy, why not hire people to help you at home? Find a good psychologist, etc. or whatever. If you're really serious about it AND that worried about your employer find another way. Since it's CDAN, it's probably not true anyway.
Why isn't the first one Falcor? Not sure if she has another endeavours though, but she must since she's footing the bill for all their trips and stuff and basically doesn't sing or put out albums anymore so either Falcor has really good accountants, or she's got other business ventures I guess.
a caramel-covered pickle OMG!
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