Charlize Can Sleep On My Bed Anytime
Charlize Theron has been a busy goddess. Between filming Young Adult, Snow White and The Huntsman and Prometheus, she says what she does in her downtime is mostly sleep, according to Showbiz Spy. In the interview, she talks about her love of travel, wine, and good conversation, none of which she has time for right now. Beer boy below may just have to wait. Charlize gets first crack. Ha I just said Charlize and crack, and of course my mind went there. Excuse me for a minute.
Okay, I'm back. That didn't take long...I mean we're talking about Charlize here. So she also said “I love watching movies. I haven’t been able to watch a lot of movies recently and I can’t wait to go home and have the screeners come in and just couch up." GIRL, I am with you. I have a great DVD collection in addition to pronhub so we are SO on the same page. We can drink wine, have conversation (maybe "good" is not on the menu, but hey), watch movies (bow-chicka-BOW-WOW), do uh whatever comes naturally and then you can catch your coveted Zs on my pillow top king size. Just enjoy those sweet dreams and don't pay any attention to the woman under the silk sheet.
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I didn't once slobber over anybody. I never even mentioned sweetas. Just pointed out how pathetic it is to criticize someone who is clearly doing their best to entertain your ungrateful, rude as shit ass. Of course you are ALLOWED to say what you want, just like those of us with a soul can point out your obviously trashy upbringing. It's a "free country" after all (such a lame defense by the way).
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
People who complain about the guest bloggers are like those people who come to the US and bellyache and say how great it was in their homeland. Oh yeah?
GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE, THEN!!!
It's a free country fuckwads. Not all the guest bloggers suck. Loving J Harvey's posts... because they're FUNNY. Apparently Sweetas already has her fingers busy in your cunt asses since you're slobbering all over her lame posts.
Long live Michael K! And here's to no more vacations!
I want her face between my thighs.
LMAO. I just noticed "Get the Q Tip". Hahaha. Sweetas. Swwwoooooon.
Murphy - get some new material. seriously. We get it. You don't care for the guest bloggers. How about you take a break till after the new year then. BYE GOOD.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Do not like the lipstick. I think my grandma wore that color. It ages her like 25 years.
Submitted by Murphy on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:31pm.
Again... YAWN. Getting so sick of not funny or original Dlisted posts while Michael is slutting it up in Italy.
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Hey Murph, ya know what I hear? I hear the MK and sweetas, jack, sucky, ESE, M.E., Bjorky etc etc all get together and laugh at your loser posts. Then they all agree that you will never, ever, ever be allowed into their awesome group of Superfriends. Then they laugh at you some more. Then it's nap time.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Nothing like taking time out from your day to jump on your computer and go to a free entertainment website, read someone's post, and then click on the comments section just to be a randomly mean fuckwad to the author. Get a life and some manners.
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"Let s/he who is without sin, cast the first Stoney."
She's such I fine actress that I couldn't really get over her Monster role. She's winning me over though with Snow White. Looking all evil and sexy. Second base, maybe.
Submitted by Murphy on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:31pm.
Again... YAWN. Getting so sick of not funny or original Dlisted posts while Michael is slutting it up in Italy.
Sweetas... go stick your fingers in some fishy lesbo crotch and stay off the internet. For the love of God.
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Ah Murph...go have a beer...
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Again... YAWN. Getting so sick of not funny or original Dlisted posts while Michael is slutting it up in Italy.
Sweetas... go stick your fingers in some fishy lesbo crotch and stay off the internet. For the love of God.
Submitted by QueenieBK on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:12pm.
ETA and I love that hairstyle! Imma grow my bangs out and git 'er done.
me too!
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Aw, Sweetas, you get to post on Charlize. I can't blame you for the love - she is fucking beautiful. I love her makeup here.
She's calling your name with her eyes, isn't she Sweetas..
Sweetas...Sweetas...
And so what that a bunch of us usually dick-loving woman would hit this lovely goddess? Since when are we judgy about who we'd like to partake in sessy times with on the D?!?
Charlize is physical perfection. *sigh*
I love her.
and I looooooove sleep! :)
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Cupid, draw back your bow
And let you arrow flow
Straight to my lover's heart for me
-Sam Cooke
i swear you lipstick lesbians are a million a penny, sorry i mean "dime". do you really need the attention? seriously?
"pronhub?" Is that like lesbian Netflix or something?
Despite being the second most beautiful woman on earth (after Monica Bellucci), she seems like she's actually a down to earth chick at heart. Cool.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
LOVE the eyeliner and lipstick.
She is stunning.
ETA and I love that hairstyle! Imma grow my bangs out and git 'er done.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
She so pretty. Plus everything else. Thumbs up from me. I heartz woo, Charlize.
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I HATED Young Adult but I blame that hipster Diablo Cody, not Charlize.
Sweetas - you know I love you but BACK OFF. She is MINE. So hot.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
she's so beautiful. she doesn't set off my lesbo button, but still, she's perfection.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
God, she's so gorgeous it hurts.
Now that is a gorgeous woman!!! Love her!
Now that's a girl crush I can support.
There was a time after Monster when I thought Charlize had lost her looks and wasn't sure she was ever going to get them back. Monster really took it out of her for quite a while.
She got her looks back, and then some. Such a stunning woman. It still baffles and amazes me how much different a single person can look.
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"You gonna give me my car, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet?" Repo Man
Lol'ing at the "Get the Q-Tip" tag!
I like Charlize too. Not enough to want to do that scissor thingy, though. But she is gorgeous, and seems like a genuine, cool person.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I want to bang her too, sweetas. Stop distracting me with visions of lipstick lesbo crotch-typing rodeos.
Apparently she likes the reefer too. Perfect. Woman.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.