I Have Found My Third Husband
And it's world champion corned beef eater Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti. This video from TMZ.com totally clenched it for me. Dude can not only scarf it down (ladies, you know what I'm thinking) but watch him kill two bottles of Manischewitz in just a few seconds. He even has them taped to his hands...now that is the kind of commitment I'm looking for.
Since I am not a professional blogger (read: derr, I couldn't figure out how to post the vid), you'll have to click the link. I tried everything and now my brains have boiled and poured out of my ear holes. Thank Gawd he'll only care about my body anyway.
I love my beer, but I can't even hold a candle to this. Step the fuck off Tara Reid, he's mine! Finally, my soul mate. If he can score the good shit, I'm so on a plane right now.
TMZ
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Look nobody wants to pay more taxes than they need to. But safety nets are necessary. Heck if companies can file for orderly bankruptcies custom essays, then human beings should also get some room to gather themselves if they've been hit by economic volatility.
Aw Sweetas you starting a Poly Family now?
Rovex- Bronson, the brit prisoner, never killed anyone.
what a slop punk pig
A word by our sponsors: drunk guys can't fuck properly.
Man-o-Manischewitz, what a wine.
I wanted to see him eat corned beef, hands-free.
And yes that is Burt, my grandma had the centerfold.
I dont think hes gay, Reynolds is one of his heros alone with Charles Bronson (i assume the movie star, not the British killer!).
However his mouth action is sexual, so if he wants a try.. im free.
This sounds like a man wrote it, for men. I don't feel identified with it.... :( I;m sad.
I think that's the nekkid Burt Reynolds picture in the background:
http://www.ladyobama.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/burt_reynolds_cosmo3...
"tried everything and now my brains have boiled and poured out of my ear holes"
Fkinglmao, Sweets. A prospective 3rd corned beef hubs will do that shit. *side-eyes self as I am a hooker for good shit homemade corned beef hash diner shit*
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Submitted by slowlygoindown on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:39pm.
It's clinched and when is MK returning cuz I can't stand to read your Z-Grade blarb on my beloved DListed
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Maybe if you read your beloved Dlisted on a regular basis, you'd either know when MK posted he'd return, or you'd know how to look for that post.
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Submitted by tojo on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:25pm.
Sweetas, I think you're gonna a problem on your hands here.....He's in a room with a poster of Burt Reynolds nekkid ass nekkid....the boy be gay.
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I think you're right...did you see how he swallowed that down? It wasn't his first time. :(
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I was thinking bad thoughts about his swallowing abilities, too...
Wow. I need a liver transplant just from watching that
I'm not that impressed with the booze inhaling. But if he can score the good shit, that earns points.
THAT's Burt Reynolds back there? Is he wearing panty hose? Otherwise it's not as interesting.
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I think my liver...actually, ALL my internal organs...just ran down the block and quit that bitch.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
CTH, if you're going to be that way about it, I'm hiding your "walking" shoes! Thanks for the Werthers, though! I think I'll shuffle my old ass upstairs to my recliner, (for reals!).
Night effers. Play nice.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:56pm.
God Dammit, the Jell-o is sugar free!
"hides remote" Murder she wrote is on, here, have a Werthers.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Submitted by chlyn on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:56pm.
Um, hey, maybe it's his sister's room? Or more likely his mother's room. Yeah, that's it. Pay the talk no mind, Sweetas.
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Yeah, CTH, We're old. Will ya bring me some tangerine jello while you're up and also the remote. "Magnum PI" is coming on soon. ;)~
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Um, hey, maybe it's his sister's room? Or more likely his mother's room. Yeah, that's it. Pay the talk no mind, Sweetas.
Deb
Yeah, then he was with Sally field for ages, they met on smokie.
he married loni anderson...
God are we fucking old or what????? lol...
"Snaps Depends, grabs walker, goes looking for the Jell-o cart"
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
CTH, Deliverance is too creepy for me. But I LOVED Smokey and the Bandit!
Burt was Dinah Shore's boy-toy back in the day.
(LOL @ "muscles in his crap"!)
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Bwhit19964 on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:25pm.
Sweetas, I think you're gonna a problem on your hands here.....He's in a room with a poster of Burt Reynolds nekkid ass nekkid....the boy be gay.
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I think you're right...did you see how he swallowed that down? It wasn't his first time. :(
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Deb
Burt was SMOKING back in the day. watch Deliverance. as my late daddy would have said, the guy must have muscles in his crap.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
It's clinched and when is MK returning cuz I can't stand to read your Z-Grade blarb on my beloved DListed
Submitted by christine the hoff on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:19pm.
Hey Deb, that's Burt Reynolds from a seventies cosmo, laugh my ASS off
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OMG, CTH! You're right! WTF?!
Burt was hot 40 years ago!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Not interested in a man that would drink up all the booze. I am very interested in purchasing the picture in the background.
Sweetas, I think you're gonna a problem on your hands here.....He's in a room with a poster of Burt Reynolds nekkid ass nekkid....the boy be gay.
Submitted by mbar on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 6:21pm.
It would've been way hotter if that was maple syrup.
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When somebody brands you as a cunt, you thank them since that's better than getting knighted by the queen herself.~MK 8/15/11
It would've been way hotter if that was maple syrup.
He's got skillz!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hey Deb, that's Burt Reynolds from a seventies cosmo, laugh my ASS off.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
OK, why is he posing in front of what I believe is a poster of a nude Mark Spitz from old-school Cosmo?
He's all yours, Sweetas! At least we know he's circumcised....
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Get in line, girlfriend!
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
HOLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHIT!