Janice Dickinson's Family Angry Over Her Engagement
I said a HEY HEY HEY! Steven Tyler got engaged over the weekend and his family is unthrilled. Hasn't he put up with enough shit? A bathtub fucked him up, he endures Jennifer Lopez's "THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT ME!" side-eye shanks during American Idol time, and he's slowly transforming into Aughra from The Dark Crystal. Just let him be legendary, Tyler family! It's that Liv Tyler. Ever since she over-acted the shit out of stabbing that Rex Manning cut-out to death in Empire Records, I haven't been able to commune with her suspect ass.
Janice "The Muppet" Dickinson 's girlfriend Erin Brady was flashing a rock over the holiday during a vacation in Maui, and TMZ sez that his kids aren't feeling the joy. Erin is allegedly a giant cunt.
Sources connected to the Tyler clan tell us ... several family members have clashed with Erin Brady for years ... and have told friends, "She's just not nice."
One source tells us, "She's just been mean to the family."
How the fuck else are you supposed to ensure your millionaire fiance cuts off his family and leaves all his money to you? Send muffins? You throw shade at them, he asks why, and you get in his ear and tell him his family is a big Satanic cult trying to kill him, and that you're the only pure and true thing in his life. Then you put something in his toothpaste. Has no one seen Black Widow?
This is going to be Stevie's 3rd marriage, and his relatives are also miffed that he didn't let them know he was proposing. Note that he made sure his finger sparkle is bigger than what he gave her to wear on her digit. Call her MISS Tyler.
I love me some Steven Tyler. He reminds us of so many characters from pop culture with the mouth and the shady lady ragbag hippie outfits. He's like the physical embodiment of The Squiggle.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 12:50pm.
Cheers, Manimal! I haven't watched "Idol" since Simon left. Should I even watch it once to see how bad it sucks?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
An old troll marrying a butterface. Great news.
Nancy Grace: You read my mind!
I call BULLSHIT on this "relationship." If Tyler thought she was a keeper, he'd have bought her a quality ring. Very obvious he figures she'll keep the ring if they split, so he's cutting his losses way early! Shrewd old man.
Here's my assessment of this ugly ring: 2.5-2.7 ct., J color, VS2 (being generous without a loupe), fair cut, medium blue fluorescence (devalues stone) prefab micro pave set (diamond chips in the band) probably 18K, not platinum. You can find nicer similar settings on eBay for 700 bucks. 7G total in today's market. Possibly an Australian diamond.
Happy Holidays, fellow sluts. Let us all rejoice we didn't get that fugly ring!
Fair is foul and foul is fair..
Submitted by Deb on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:12am.
Whatever, Tallarico. You will forever be the "Poor man's Mick Jagger", and you haven't produced anything decent musically since "Pump", 24 years ago. You are a massive sell-out with your tired-ass scarves (which are older than that gold-digger on your arm) and nail polish and gear from back when you were a rock star in the 70's.
This is why I love reading your posts...this is exactly how I think of Steven Tyler also.
He sucks on American Idol as a judge also.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:53am.
Supposedly he met his girlfriend while she was a hooker. She doesn't look that special; maybe he picked her up on the day shift.
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This seems to be the speculation from a few different sources and possibly a reason she is disliked. They don't want to say "my Dad is marrying a prostitute" so they create other smoke screens to try and squash the pending nuptials.
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Not sure why they're all bitching. They'll be divorced by next year, anyway.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
It's time to hang it up Mr. Tyler. Just stop with the nail polish and the fucking bell bottoms. Did we learn nothing from Golden Girls series? This is exactly how you get into Shady Pines.
Yes, she's obviously a gold-digger. But just because they're engaged, doesn't mean he's not going to protect himself this time. His second wife (of 18 years) ran off with the contractor they had doing work on their home, so fingers are crossed that Steven has no more babies and protects himself this time. My point in posting was not to trash Steven, who is actually a great guy, but to say I completely understand why his family is worried.
Submitted by Webberbear on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 10:33am.
Gold diggers know exactly how to isolate their sugar daddies/mommas so the family can't/won't interfere in their takeover. Gold diggers exist at all levels. My cousin was being taken for his money after being hurt in Afghanistan. The bitch was supposed to be his primary caregiver, but she would isolate him from everyone, waste their money on going drinking with her friend while leaving him alone to eat crackers. Fucking bitch.
Steven's an old ass man and should know better, but he's vagmatized.
Her ring is hideous and tiny. I would be PISSED if I was trying to gold dig Steven Tyler and he gave me that tiny, yellowish diamond. That shit looks like he went to Zales or JB Robinson on a whim, took a piss in a wind machine and went with whatever ring the most splatter landed on.
That shit would be a big golddigging red flag for me, ESPECIALLY knowing that Liz Taylor's jewels were recently up for auction.
They met during the filming of Aerosmith’s “You Gotta Move” DVD and the problem the family has with Erin is that Steven started his downward slide after they began dating 5 years ago. Steven alienated himself from the rest of the band, got his own manager, started partying again, resulting in falls and injuries and then rehab. Since he was doing so well for so long, the family sees Erin's bad influence as the cause. They're concerned for Steven's health, well-being, and sobriety.
P. S. All of Steven's kids are gorgeous. Mia, Liv, Chelsea and Taj. His features may be caricatures, but he makes beautiful babies.
Liv needs to chill. Aging rock stars, even crappy ones like Steven Tyler, are allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. Liv pissed me off when she and Stella McCartney wore those rock royalty t-shirts. Paul is, Steven ain't.
Did aging rock stars learn nothing from the Heather Mills debacle? Why not just shack up or some shit, because you know it's not going to last and you know you're piece sees you as a giant dollar sign. And for fucks sake, don't procreate.
Whatever, the older lesbian here doesn't give a fuck and will do what she wants.
Whatever, Tallarico. You will forever be the "Poor man's Mick Jagger", and you haven't produced anything decent musically since "Pump", 24 years ago. You are a massive sell-out with your tired-ass scarves (which are older than that gold-digger on your arm) and nail polish and gear from back when you were a rock star in the 70's.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Liv Tyler is the result of a one night stand her mother had with Tyler. Obviously, Liv got the looks because she is stunning, unlike her Mick Jagger look a like father.
Steven Tyler is prettier than his fiancé.
I would.
Submitted by whippersnapper on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:59am.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:48am.
For the love of God, STOP WITH THE NAIL POLISH ALREADY! It doesn't make you look cool or hot, and it definitely doesn't make you look young. You just look like a fucking fossil who can't accept that he's older than dirt.
Just
Stop
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Dog, you forgot to add all of those scarves and feathers he wears too. He's a grandfather for fucks sake! Someone give him a makeover already for the sake of his grandchildren!
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Fucking FEATHERS??? Oh, lemme guess. They're attached to roach clips which he hangs from his weave. Yeah, like that didn't die with the 80s.
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Submitted by Dog on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:48am.
For the love of God, STOP WITH THE NAIL POLISH ALREADY! It doesn't make you look cool or hot, and it definitely doesn't make you look young. You just look like a fucking fossil who can't accept that he's older than dirt.
Just
Stop
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Dog, you forgot to add all of those scarves and feathers he wears too. He's a grandfather for fucks sake! Someone give him a makeover already for the sake of his grandchildren!
For the love of God, STOP WITH THE NAIL POLISH ALREADY! It doesn't make you look cool or hot, and it definitely doesn't make you look young. You just look like a fucking fossil who can't accept that he's older than dirt.
Just
Stop
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Submitted by TequilaTax on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 8:07am.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:53am
You would think that as popular as Steven Tyler is, he wouldn't need to stoop to hiring a hooker.
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Yeah. You'd think there'd be some old groupies trailing him. I thought he was kind of hot when I was a teenager, but he was still a buff rock star then. Now he looks like certain members of my nan's knitting circle.
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Maybe it's too early for me, but does the title of this post make any sense?
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 12/28/2011 - 7:53am
You would think that as popular as Steven Tyler is, he wouldn't need to stoop to hiring a hooker.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Calling Steven Tyler,"Janice Dickenson" is by far the most funniest shit on here today! AHAHAAA
Women are ALWAYS cunty about letting a new woman into a family.
But if the MEN are complaining about this new piece, then I will take their word for it that she's a twat.
Supposedly he met his girlfriend while she was a hooker. She doesn't look that special; maybe he picked her up on the day shift.
Friend of Janice Dickinson, one of the most vile, obnoxious she-beasts to crawl the face of the Earth?
Without knowing anything else, I'd have to go with the family and say that she's a cunt.
Meh, it's his life. I'm sure he was smart enough to get a pre-nup so I think his family should stop bitching.
At least he wants to get married unlike George "my dick is too good for just one woman" Clooney.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
if she's been rude to his family it's because they were rude to her.
and if his horse-headed famn damily wants more money than he's willing then they need to get jobs. there's empty stables full of hay everywhere.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
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