Victoria Jackson's Still A Crazy Asshole
It's often occurred to me that Victoria Jackson's whole "Right Wing conservative-helium-head-wacky bitch-conspiracy theorist" act MIGHT just be some sort of STUNT QUEEN performance art piece. It will all make sense one day at a low-budget indie theater near you (no parmesan to sprinkle on the popcorn and that homeless-looking person you figured for a university professor who left personal hygiene off the syllabus is actually homeless). There you'll watch Victoria's documentary on how she fooled America into thinking she was a ridiculous has-been who embarrasses even the Bachmanns, Perrys, and Santorums of the world with her crazy. Probably not, though.
The former SNL cast member has claimed that she recently had a six-hour meeting with the FBI in which she was privy to evidence that reveals America is being taken over by a radical "Muslim Brotherhood." Fucking that janitor with the security clearance has its privileges!
"I just went to a briefing in Washington DC, across the street from the Capitol, at the Longworth building at 8:30 am two days ago and it changed my life," Jackson said last week on her web show, "Politichicks." "For six hours, I saw pictures and names and dates and facts and Islamic law books and Korans, Surahs for six hours and they proved to me... that the Muslim Brotherhood has infiltrated our highest positions in government and this is serious."
The most chilling part of the meeting that probably took place entirely in Victoria's fool head? President Obama is behind all of this and we will all have to "convert or be killed'! The Huffington Post reports that Victoria didn't actually meet with the Feds. She actually met with an ex-FBI agent who got fired for soliciting funds for his own personal anti-terrorism group from a wealthy trial witness he was having an affair with. This meeting probably took place in a Subway after Victoria's shift was over.
The biggest question here is why in hell does she dress like Minnie Mouse's developmentally disabled sister?
(via The Huffington Post)
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Ah hahahahaha! Menopause did this chick IN!
Wouldn't it be funny if it was like Tina Fey playing an elaborate joke on Victoria? Like she hired actors to dress in suits with those ear thingies to play FBI agents, and they rented an office in a building in downtown DC? They get Victoria down there and do a whole thing with PowerPoint slides and shit...
That would be a brilliant prank.
"PLUS, FAGS ARE DISGUSTING!!" - Vicky Jacksy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I love popcorn with taco seasoning AND parmesan. with a tall cold glass of orange juice.
Poor Vickie, I met her once and she was a very nice lady. Seems she's off her rocker -- med wise I mean. When folks go bat shit like that, means they are now in the deep end of their bipolar. My brother went through some shit like that where he thought the stone masons were after him. It's insane what the brain wants you to believe.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Wow. I used to think she was kinda funny on SNL. Poor thing has lost her damn mind. smh
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
this is what happens when your looks go and you have nothing else to fall back on...
CRAZY...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Remember when she used to be funny?
Why does being conservative make people crazy bigots?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
How old is this hooker's face?
"The biggest question here is why in hell does she dress like Minnie Mouse's developmentally disabled sister?"
HAHAHA. I hate crazy people like this. Their kooky crap is fun to read though. For example, the Vigilant Citizen is a hilarious read.
These bitches need meds.
"The biggest question here is why in hell does she dress like Minnie Mouse's developmentally disabled sister?"
LOL! Yeah, once you're old enough to be a grandma, it's time to stop with the Toddlers-n-Tiaras hair.
OT - wasn't Randy Quaid on SNL at the same time as Victoria? Somebody was spiking the water cooler with timed-release crazy sauce!
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I refreshed the page and my PENIS WAS GONE! -- SugarFreeRedBull, MicroPenis Advocate
a "breifing" .... bwaaahaaahaaahaaaa
batshit nutbag.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2vF3cRi8bkA