Afternoon Crumbs
Kate Bosworth & Michael Polish go for a walk, and lord as fuck they look weak and hungry. If you Photoshopped Kate Bosworth holding onto a turkey leg, I bet her expression would magically turn into YAAAAAY! - Lainey Gossip
RiRi's on vacation and passing gas through her face mouth - Hollywood Tuna
FYI: Kelly Clarkson loves Ron Paul - Towleroad
The beast on Tom Sturridge's face and the beast on Sienna Miller's head should get together - Popsugar
The crack house version of the Addams Family - Hollywood Rag
Michael Jordan is going to be somebody's husband again - Just Jared
Someone named Claudia Galanti is giving you 95% of her nalgitas - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Business Cat vs. Chemistry Cat - Cityrag
Robert Downey Jr. prefers his shoes Tommy Girl-ized - Celebitchy
DILF alert! - ICYDK
Alessandra Ambrosio Salad is knocked up again - Celebslam
The Beverly Hills Jerri Blank is still in rehab - I'm Not Obsessed
Since when does crack ruin a marriage? - The Superficial
Twee overload is right! - The Daily What
I really feel like Ali Larter's ass cheeks are speaking to me on a personal level - Popoholic
Actually, I take back the Ali Larter comment above. I really think Kris Black's ass cheeks are speaking to me on a REALLY personal level - OMG Blog
There is a commercial with Kristin Chenoworth on TV and her cheekbones are so sharp I want to shove a sandwich through the set. Much like Kate Bosworth. Eat something for god's sake!
Nahla has Halle's old nose, and she is still probably Hollywood's cutest celeb spawn.
And RDJ is a great actor and I respect him alot, but hot?
No. That is great makeup, peeps, because I have met him in person and not only is he short, but his face is B E A T!
Hot beat, yes, but STILL beat!
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Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:50pm.
maybe they've been fucking too hard to eat. or snorting too much powder?
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My vote is B.
Rihanna needs to go on vacation more so that she can stay off my tv set, and radio (at least when I listen to it which os very rare nowadays, unfortunately) and magazines. I'm tired of her.
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
While Halle's baby is very cute, she does have Halle's old face!
And I'm not hating, but it's obvious Halle has had some surgery since she first came out in the biz.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:55pm.
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Totally love RDJ and don't care about the lifts. And that picture of RDJ and Guy Ritchie? Would kill to be the meat in that sandwich. Slather on some Daniel Craiganaise, and I could die with a smile on my face and no regrets on my conscience.
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Aww. Gabriel Aubrey is delicious! So stinking cute with his daughter.
At least RDJ isn't Prince's height. Height doesn't really matter when you're working horizontally anyway.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 6:05pm.
It's a deal! Should we ménage à trois or foursome it up?
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 6:03pm.
Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:59pm.
Nuh uh! He's mine! You have Javier Bardem. You need to share!
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Hahaha..touché ma belle fille! Alright, I'll share if you will, :)
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:59pm.
Nuh uh! He's mine! You have Javier Bardem. You need to share!
Submitted by DeeDee on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:53pm.
Robert Downey Jr. is so effin' gorgeous! If he hooked up with my short, Mexican ass, he wouldn't have to worry about getting shoe lifts
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Back into your bedroom, right now young ladee! Never mind mooning over RDJ! (Cuz he's MINE, MINE, MINE) And I want that room cleaned up!
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:12pm.
Love RDJ
the Lohans look awful. Just gross.
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Totally love RDJ and don't care about the lifts. And that picture of RDJ and Guy Ritchie? Would kill to be the meat in that sandwich. Slather on some Daniel Craiganaise, and I could die with a smile on my face and no regrets on my conscience.
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Point taken. I should say as rugged as I like. Too rugged and they get into 'dad' territory for me. -- Fishy, 12/29/11.
Robert Downey Jr. is so effin' gorgeous! If he hooked up with my short, Mexican ass, he wouldn't have to worry about getting shoe lifts.
maybe they've been fucking too hard to eat. or snorting too much powder?
*shrug*
i dunno, it just dawned on me that they couldn't have been eating potatoes in the Lord of the Rings movies, because potatoes are a new world plant.
so color me slow.
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Aliana looks like a man in that family xmas pic! Model? Pfft.
Ari Larter must have lost a baby-load of weight recently because one of the last pictures I saw of her she and her face were bloated. I think her haircut is cute.
RDJ has always worn lifts. DUH.
Jerri Blank has way more class as a fictional character than Kim Richards has a person in real life! Bad analogy! UGH :)
Love RDJ
the Lohans look awful. Just gross.
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Don't stand on my tits, bitch!
Yeah Sinead, it probably wasn't a good idea to take your DRUG COUNSELOR husband on a pot run.
Fuck a duck, RDJ is like a fine wine ... gets better with age.
nom nom nom
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*ignores any bad RDJ talk*
TONY STARK I WANT YOU!
Ali Larter is hot as fuck. Her body is ridiculous.
ISN'T!!!
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Please tell me White Oprah that the Adams family on crack picture was taken in someone else's 70s vomitous looking living room. They got Cousin It there with the platinum hair right.
RDJ isn't short! He ISN'T!!!
*stomps foot*
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Kate needs a sammy.
What exactly does Kate do aside from attending fashion events and starving herself?