Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
This actress claims to be a natural girl. She eats a clean, mostly organic diet, cares about animals, and dabbles in homeopathic remedies to treat most ailments. She claims that her enviable figure and flawless complexion are the natural results of healthy living and lots of exercise. The truth is that her body has been stuffed with more implants and fillers than a Christmas goose. And, away from the cameras, her diet consists mainly of cheeseburgers and ExLax. (Blind Gossip)
So, let's see, a bitch of the fake variety who injects herself full of non-organic shit but still claims she's as pure as a free range chicken's fart? This has to be GOOPY Paltrow herself! Just please tell me her beloved wood burning pizza oven isn't actually a cheeseburger burning pizza oven. There's only so much my preservatives-filled heart can take in one blind item.
A “manly-man” actor who comes off as very macho both on film and off went on a hike with some friends last week in the LA mountains. Although he bragged to friends about his expertise in the wilderness, he had to be guided out by his wife as she gave him GPS instructions via cell phone. He was only a half-mile from his car. (BuzzFoto)
I would laugh, but here in Italy, I get lost crossing the street. And my official guess is...The Rock?
So, this actor is A list. Barely. He had a franchise but really nothing else. A couple of times he has headlined a movie since the franchise, but the results have not been good so I think he lost his tentative hold on A list and is back at B where he belongs. The franchise was a fluke anyway. It made some other people stars who have no business being in movies. I am reserving judgment on this guy. Anyway, he has a celebrity girlfriend which is kept super quiet. Not that it is private, just they go to great lengths for two not very huge stars to keep things private. More on his part, I think then hers. She could use some publicity. The thing is, our actor seems kind of shy about the whole relationship because there have been rumors, especially now, that he has quite the thing for the mother of the celebrity girlfriend. The mother happens to have had her own tentative A/B list hold on her movie career throughout the years. (CDAN)
Zac Efron, Rumer Willis & Demi Moore? There has to be a good reason for why a pretty pretty princess like Zac would venture into the Kingdom of the Tater-Headed Trolls. Zac just wants to know the secret to Demi's "gorilla giving birth while having a seizure" moves.
Four announcements coming up!
You already know that the New Year will bring the arrival of a little Princess for this floppy and humpy celebrity couple who are both in the same business. But there are big announcements coming up for some other celebrities as well.
This mixed marriage – where the husband and wife are in different fields – will announce that they are pregnant. They will hold off on the announcement until they are at the end of their first trimester (February).
This good-looking young couple will announce their engagement. Their relationship was conceived in the office of their publicist/s, so don’t hold your breath for a wedding. They are already scheduled to break up before the end of next year. While they are both attractive people, one of them is considerably more talented than the other.
This long-time couple, both actors, will announce their separation/ impending divorce. They have actually been separated for months already, but want to sell off and split up their considerable assets before the formal announcement is made. (Blind Gossip)
New Baby: Beyonce & Jay-Z. Period. No question mark needed.
Pregnancy Announcement: Fuggie Fug & Josh Duhamel?
Fake Engagement: RPattz & Blinky McLipBite?
Divorce Announcement: Will & Jada?
There's no way a woman with a negative body-fat score is even ovulating, so I think we can all rest assured that this is not Falkor and Cibrian.
Submitted by FlynnKerrBloom on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 10:54am.
"This mixed marriage – where the husband and wife are in different fields – will announce that they are pregnant. They will hold off on the announcement until they are at the end of their first trimester (February)."
Please God do NOT let this be LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. I don't think I would be able to deal with the
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
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"as pure as a free range chicken's fart" OMFG LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLL
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
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Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Not Goop for #1. I'd say megan fox whose tittays, ass, lips, cheeks, nose and chin are all plastic yet she always claims to keep her figure with organic food, etc.
http://www.examiner.com/organic-food-in-new-orleans/megan-fox-and-peta-s...
http://slumz.boxden.com/f218/megan-fox-bonds-stepson-over-organic-foods-...
http://www.truehealthyproducts.com/tag/megan-fox-loves-eminence-organic-...
I can picture Ms. Paltrow waiting in the drive-thru line at Wendy's or Burger King.
(973) Jersey Strong
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:17pm.
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:01pm.
Also, Sparkly Vampire Boy isn't "considerably more talented" than KStew...he's only marginally less UNtalented.
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RPattz does have a sense of humor, though. I enjoy watching him crack jokes with Letterman -- he doesn't seem to take himself seriously, realizes he's been lucky and just wants to keep working. Whereas the lipbiter considers herself a SERIOUS ACTRESS.
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I despise Twilight, but I like Robert Pattinson in other things. He is pretty funny in interviews.
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Submitted by SeriousStyle on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 10:38am.
For the pregnancy couple...what about Robin Thicke and Paula Patton?
She has been cheesing super hard during the premiere's and photocall's for Mission Impossible.
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That was my first guess too. Pretty sure they had issues with the first baby, who was born a little earlier than expected. Wouldn't blame them for wanting to keep it quiet until after the first trimester. Congrats if it is them. Robin's actually one of the nicest celebrities I've met, and I have nothing negative to say about either one of them.
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"'Those who danced were thought to be insane by those who could not hear the music.' We hear the music and we still think you're insane, bitch. For the record." [Michael K on Megan Fox]
Don't even mention that silver-spooned-entitled-I import my kitchen appliances cause they suck here - and concierges know I KNOW my way around Paris - GOOP!
Worst part is she comes off as condescending without realizing it. Have you seen her videos where she Martha Stewarting that shit in the kitchen?
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i wonder who that is...
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:01pm.
Also, Sparkly Vampire Boy isn't "considerably more talented" than KStew...he's only marginally less UNtalented.
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RPattz does have a sense of humor, though. I enjoy watching him crack jokes with Letterman -- he doesn't seem to take himself seriously, realizes he's been lucky and just wants to keep working. Whereas the lipbiter considers herself a SERIOUS ACTRESS.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
Shia's GF K. Pho is no celebrity, except insofar as she's dating him.
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Please: It's "rahnday."
I don't think implants goes very well with Paltrow. Where on that skinny body could she possibly be implanted?
I don't think Beyonce is having the baby yet. She's going to be HUGE by her 9th month. The most recent pics I've seen that people call "about to pop", I would call 6 months pregnant. They keep everything secret, so I imagine nobody will have any idea when she's actually having that baby, and nobody will even see her once she gets truly fat in late pregnancy. She wouldn't want the REAL pictures out there, right.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:56am.
Young couple can't be RPattz & the lip biter because she's not even remotely attractive.
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Also, Sparkly Vampire Boy isn't "considerably more talented" than KStew...he's only marginally less UNtalented. I have no idea on this one though...Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds?
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Young couple can't be RPattz & the lip biter because she's not even remotely attractive.
That Demi Moore video never ceases to crack me up!
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
This good-looking young couple will announce their engagement. Their relationship was conceived in the office of their publicist/s, so don’t hold your breath for a wedding. They are already scheduled to break up before the end of next year. While they are both attractive people, one of them is considerably more talented than the other.
John Legend and Chrissy Teigen? Announced their engagement over Christmas, both attractive, he's much more talented than her. Only thing is he's 33 and she's 26 so not so young. Oh, and all the brothers think he's gay and she's just a red carpet camera ho trying to land something beyond the SI swimsuit issue.
I actually don't mind the couple that have decided to wait before announcing their pregnancy. In the current culture of pimping out every single detail about a pregnancy (Beyonce, Kardashian) keep some shit to yourself and wait until your in the safe zone.
"This mixed marriage – where the husband and wife are in different fields – will announce that they are pregnant. They will hold off on the announcement until they are at the end of their first trimester (February)."
Please God do NOT let this be LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian. I don't think I would be able to deal with the fuckery of her tweets and pics that she would use to rub in Brandi's face.
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I look at pictures of stars without make-up to boost my self-esteem.
For the pregnancy couple...what about Robin Thicke and Paula Patton?
She has been cheesing super hard during the premiere's and photocall's for Mission Impossible.
Beyonce's baby will be "premature". they will explain it being full term baby size by saying Jay Z is a big man. :)
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You are my love in my life, and you are my inspiration
Just you 'n me, simple and free
Baby you're everything I've ever dreamed of
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What I can't figure out is how is Beyonce having this baby that quick? She just announced her pregnancy and now she's having the baby? Very strange.
#1 is GOOP. She strikes me as the kind of hypocrite who would pretend she is all healthy and vegan and shit and woof down White Castle burgers by the sackful.
#2 isn't the Rock because he's divorce (unless this is something that happened a few years ago). Maybe Tom Cruise or Ben Affleck. Both are pretenders. *LOL*
#3 Don't know. Don't care.
Yes to Fugly and Douchmel
Yes to to the Twilight Twits. Didn't Hollywood learn from the Kardashian fiasco to stop these fuckin' fake engagements/wedding?
DEFINITE YES to the Will and Jade saga.
2012 is gonna bring some crazy shit!
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
FYI The Rock is divorced. Not him.
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Oooh, good guess, IrishFury!
I think #3 is Shia. The franchise is Transformers and it made Megan Fox a star who should never have been a star. He also has a think for mothers, incl his own!
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I thought the Rock was divorced, so perhaps its someone else. Father-to-be BRUCE WILLIS!!
Paltrow is repulsive. I never understood where in her life she decided she is the arbiter of anything. As if people should all of sudden stop everything they've ever done and do things her way. She reminds me of John Tesh and his beyond ridiculous radio show "Intelligence For Your Life". Who died and made these two King and Queen of Duh?
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Fishy fo sho ...her face is so filled with fillers not eve the same face, she is phony as fuck anyhow....seriously hate this fake ho and her wood burning ovens, saunas, over the top hype
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:25am.
As much as I'd love #1 to be Goopy, I don't know. She has not talked about homeopathy that I know of. Same goes for animals. Never heard her speak up about critters. And it doesn't look like she has any implants. She's pretty flat everywhere, she's known for being skinny, not shapely.
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Could be Jenny McCarthy. Claims to be vegan/vegetarian, has a line of organic baby stuff, "dabbled in homeopathic" could refer to that vaccine mess.
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As much as I'd love #1 to be Goopy, I don't know. She has not talked about homeopathy that I know of. Same goes for animals. Never heard her speak up about critters. And it doesn't look like she has any implants. She's pretty flat everywhere, she's known for being skinny, not shapely.
Fake Engagement is Britney and Jason Trainwreck, the engagement is simply being used by her handlers to show the court how she has 'progressed' into normality.
Pregnancy is America Ferrera and her Director husband. (Mixed suggests)
Fake natural girl, it's not Goopy, I think it's probably Sheryl 'Everyone use just sheet toilet paper' Crow.
The Zac Efron one is total horeshit, probably created by his PR to pick up his waning star.
Will and Jada just sold their Hawaii property even though it wasn't "officially" listed. Sure, that doesn't seem suspicious.
Educate yourself on the badass, not-fuck-giving honeybadger, Olivia! ~MK
the young engagement sounds like justin and selena
I tend to think that no. 1 is the shitty Paltrow.
God, please let item #1 be Fishsticks. She needs some Ex Lax to loosen the stick up her bony ass.
I don't know about any of the others, but Will and Jada already have property for sale now, so they are more than likely the blind item. Hopefully, this time Will made her sign a prenuptial agreement.
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