Kardashian Tell All
OMG, pleeeease let this be true!! According to TMZ, an ex Kardashian nanny is currently shopping around a tell-all book about her years in hell in the Jenner/Kartrashian household. She reportedly dishes on the boys, Brandon Jenner and whats-his-name (that other Dancing with SARS one), and talks about what rude entitled brats they are. She goes on to talk shit about the girls, and I hope she spills details juicier than Kim's XXXXL ass.
Hopefully, she won't cover all the old angles we already know and hate them for, such as the sex tape, underage pole dancing, Pimp Mama Kris's infidelity, Scott's womanizer serial killer face and their general knack for making money off of being no-talent slags. I want some new dirt dammit, like Khloe shaves with sheep shears and Kim cries her mascara off every night (looks like this) because she blew it with Reggie for leaking her dirty ho ass-gulping tape with Ray J.
Some people may knock her for violating common decency and her contract of silence, but I'm on team MAKE THAT MONEY GIRLFRIEND. I mean, WWKKD? Exactly.
Thank you PSL!!
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BabyBunny, BunBun? Can I call you BunBun? It sounds really cute. . .
I am sending you positive vibes- I know what you are going through and it is frightening, suffocating, infuriating, depressing all at the same time. I am on the maximum dosage of Wellbutrin as well and still felt the panic because Wellbutrin is excellent for depression but doesn't do shit (not for me at least with the anxiety/panic) so in conjunction with the Wellbutrin, my dr added 1mg of Klonopin either 3x daily and .5 mg as needed. Please ask your dr about Klonopin or even Valium- although I found out of all the benzodiazapines (sp?) the only one that worked with the wellbutrin was Klonopin.
..(Sorry for the ramble, I just want to offer a suggestion that may work for you as it has for me- I'm not totally walking on sunshine- but occasionally maybe once or twice a day I smile/laugh and mean it. Life is more bearable with these 2 meds. for me.)
Sending love to all my DListers right now!!
To babybunny:
I know how you feel. I have had several awful bosses for the last for years. I have been sick multiple times, cried many times, and constantly reevaluate my life. It is a HORRIBLE place to be. As soon as you get enough money, get out of there! Work it hard - try to find something else.
Good luck! Go for it!
I thought Dynasty was cancelled 20 years ago ... god, these people are hicks
time for a dlisted boycott of anything beginning with a K and any company sponsoring anything beginning with a K (sorry, Kellogg's, there's collateral damage in any war)
Im so sorry life is shitty for you right now babybunny. Sending you a great big annoying bearhug and a kiss between your bunny ears. Just think you could be one of these wealthy Kunts but have no shame, no soul, lack morals and the respect of those around you.
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:52pm.
I am SO sorry for what you're dealing with. A lot of people say "a job is a job" and that you can just work and go home, but it's not that easy when you have a boss/job from hell. I worked at a call center and quit a few months ago because I finally saved up enough money to sustain myself without a job and because I couldn't fucking take it anymore. I was throwing up every morning from anxiety, I was having panic attacks in my car on the way to/from work, and I walked in one day and just decided that I couldn't do it for another second. I really feel your pain and I hope things get better for you soon.
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Wow. This is my life right now. 3/4 of my company got laid off, and I got spared. Oh lucky me. I was demoted to a phone monkey who talks to elderly people all day. I hate the elderly. I really don't like people in general, but the older they are the more I loathe them.
I spent at least 20 minutes in the work bathroom today crying my eyes out. Panic attacks? Oh yes. My cubicle feels like a prison. I've had to go on Wellbutrin for depression; I'm only depressed when I'm there.
I've got $4,000 in the bank and I wish I had the strength like you to just tell my supervisor to suck a dick and walk.
Ugh! I found out my cousin watches this trash. But she is their demographic - one time drug addict, never married mother of 6 (all different daddies), struggling single parent. I asked her why she watched the show and she said it made her feel good. Opium for the masses!
Baby Bunny - hugs!!
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 6:16pm.
I wouldn't be surprised if this is yet another plan by Pimp Mama Kris to keep her family in the news.
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My thought, too. I'm sure that family has had confidentiality clauses forever and they could stop publication if they wanted to, which maybe they will. So far no one has had to write a word and it's in the news.
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I wouldn't be surprised if this is yet another plan by Pimp Mama Kris to keep her family in the news.
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Holy Fucking Photoshop!!
I didn't know that PhotoShop came in industrial strength. How much eye bleach did the retouchers need to complete this photograph?
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ahhh....thank you slutz..I feel a bit of moisture in the old eyes...y'all are truly the best!! I need to roll with it right now...but serious hugz to you all for just listening and resopnding through your fingers and hearts....
Why oh why couldn't someone have put buckets of pig blood or manure above them and shot the pic when they were all drenched!? Talk about lost opportunities.
Jesus these idiots are so fucking tacky.
hang in there babybunny. Things will look up for you soon!
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babybunny:
Don't worry too much. Some jobs are just really draining like that. People tend to make other people miserable. Work somewhere else if you can? Shitty economy, though, doesn't help.
Submitted by babybunny on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:52pm.
I am SO sorry for what you're dealing with. A lot of people say "a job is a job" and that you can just work and go home, but it's not that easy when you have a boss/job from hell. I worked at a call center and quit a few months ago because I finally saved up enough money to sustain myself without a job and because I couldn't fucking take it anymore. I was throwing up every morning from anxiety, I was having panic attacks in my car on the way to/from work, and I walked in one day and just decided that I couldn't do it for another second. I really feel your pain and I hope things get better for you soon.
OT: I really wish these "tell all" books would actually get published. It seems like someone always has one, but nobody ever picks it up (fear of getting sued, maybe?). DISAPPOINTING!
babybunny
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Babybunny, I'm sending you a big hug and understanding as well. *hugs*
Babybunny, I'm sending you a big hug!
If we quit paying attention to them, they would dry up and go away.
I guess loose-lipped-nanny worked for the Family Famewhore prior to their making it big, since I can't see them hiring anyone without some iron clad non-disclosure agreement.
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Shiitake happens...
woo hoo, kudos again!!! love it!
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Just you 'n me, simple and free
Baby you're everything I've ever dreamed of
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Satan's INS truck needs to come pick these ho's up for deportation already..their time on earth is up!! I am a little tipsy aka as work drunk cause, let me vent just a tad here, I have the boss from hell, and I kill myself to keep a fucking job in this suck ass economy, my relationship is like riding on a vomit inducing roller coaster, I go to sleep with an angel and wake up with Satan himself, my only outlet is shopping and occasional drinking which I am 3/4 in the bag now, and you should see how long it took me to type that...I hate my circumstances, but am trapped due to money issues...and a love of my adorable, life saving critters that I refuse to give up, plus I refuse to give this fucktard the car, boat, etc....I am pissed and drunk and right now if it wasn't for you anonymous faces out there...I would be seriously losing it...I quit drugs, and now just work and take care of my adorable critters, but am going through "it" and really if it wasn't for dlisted and you wonderful wackjobs out there, I laughed so much and felt so close to complete strangers...closer than the one I made this fucking commitment to...the one that turned into Satan's son overnight...sorry to vent...am a little tipsy, I think you all might understand....
Submitted by warmislandsun on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 4:11pm.
If you think about it, this really is a poster for diversity. You have an old lesbian couple, a transgender couple with a child, a mixed race couple and several aliens all in the same picture.
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You are so crazy! HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Why did they even bother with Photoshop? CGI would have been about the same thing.
If you think about it, this really is a poster for diversity. You have an old lesbian couple, a transgender couple with a child, a mixed race couple and several aliens all in the same picture.
Linda Evans would rock the hell out of that white dress. Team Linda.
HAHAAHAA Kim Cries her mascara off lol
Now "Ich bin hier to fix deine Kable" //movie ref. LOL! That's a set up. Queue musik...
Was that Tara Reid?
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Submitted by LaChaylo on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:45pm.
The only normal-looking one seems to be Rob in the middle.
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Only because he doesn't wear quit as much make-up...
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The only normal-looking one seems to be Rob in the middle. I just noticed him in this one, and this was last year's picture.
Kim looks like an Asian JLo caricature.
That staircase portrait looks like a set-up for a porno.
They look like such pretentious twats all glaring like that in their Christmas card.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
Everybody complains about the K disease, but nobody does anything. How about a MASSIVE boycott? Come on, dlisted leaders and community, let's make ourselves useful. #Occupy Kardashian bullshit into nonexistence!
Let the word go forth!
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Isn't that the same stair case in the Beverly Hillbillies TV Show?
"Put a needle in my hand, I'm a regular Victor Van Gogh"
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I'm really enjoying all of the guest poster's articles. Y'all are doing a great job!
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:04pm.
I was hoping their next book appearance was as the victims in a True Crime book: Mysterious Drifter Kills 11, Nobody Cares.
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OK?! LMAO! I think we all know way too much about these people as it is. Like that they exist.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
I was hoping their next book appearance was as the victims in a True Crime book: Mysterious Drifter Kills 11, Nobody Cares.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I don't need someone else to make money off of money grabbing whores just to tell me that the Kardashians are a bunch of money grabbing whores.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:50pm.
Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:44pm.
Sweetas, you're doing jest fine.
---Hey Dog, I'll put sucky's face on ALL the Kuntrashians above if sweetarse will post it. Oooooh she'll prolly get in trouble...
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Ooooohh! YESH!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:23pm.
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And it's entirely possible that the confidentiality agreement isn't as airtight as we might expect. They probably had a shit-ton of nannies and maybe Kris was too busy eating at Spago and shopping at Ungaro to file the contract or something.
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Until a few years ago, PMK probably didn't even bother with confidentiality agreements with their servants.
I didn't know until recently that Robert Kardashian let his law license lapse back in the 1970's, and only had it reinstated for the OJ trial. Obviously, he had to have a law license to be considered one of OJ's attorneys, and thus he could keep whatever the fuck was in that garment bag he toted as attorney-client privilege.
If this book had some dirt on the teenaged Kardashian sisters somehow involved in OJ dirt while visiting their dad, I'd read it. Otherwise, there isn't anything about these twats I'd consider interesting.
It's probably too good to be true...
PMK (The Author of the family) probably threw something together, "All the women in the fam wake up naturally beautiful, farts smell like roses etc, etc, etc... And she's making one of the nannys say she wrote it...
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Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:44pm.
Sweetas, you're doing jest fine.
---Hey Dog, I'll put sucky's face on ALL the Kuntrashians above if sweetarse will post it. Oooooh she'll prolly get in trouble...
LOL @ dancing with SARS and the closing comment. So true it's almost not funny.
I don't know how truthful this book will be, but even if it's a pack of lies, it would still be a fun read. Plus, it would have to be outrageously, over-the-top wild for anyone to cast doubt. If someone told me they had a sweatshop in their basement and fed the workers dust and nail filings, I'd believe it. This family is done for. I love it!
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
OMG I would buy this on my Kindle Touch in a hot fat-ass minute!!! To revel in what complete tools these fucktards are.
Bruce looks like he just wants to get this picture over with so he can go back to his Barcalounger and watch the Price is Right.
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Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetas! I was kidding. Hey, um, is your email still ilovethedifficultbrown@bonghitcity.com?
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Submitted by Athina on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:30pm.
The only possible revelations that could come out of this book that would put the final nail in their collective coffins is some sort of proof that any one of the Kardashian whores are either racist or anti-semitic. Kim and Khloe are not likely racists, as they chase black shlong like Jessica Simpson chases meatball subs, but I always suspected the mama whore was a bit of an anti-semite.
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What made you think that of Pimp Mama?
Please please let it be juicy!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
The only possible revelations that could come out of this book that would put the final nail in their collective coffins is some sort of proof that any one of the Kardashian whores are either racist or anti-semitic. Kim and Khloe are not likely racists, as they chase black shlong like Jessica Simpson chases meatball subs, but I always suspected the mama whore was a bit of an anti-semite.