May The Contract Negotiations Begin!
No, this is not a picture of Bradley Cooper and Zoe Saldana showing off the amazing skills they learned from Taylor Swift & Jake Gyllenhaal's School Of Showmance Acting. This is B.Coop and Zoe acting acting on the set of their movie The Words back in June. Last month, some whores were trying to say that B.Coop brought Zoe Saldana in for a beard fitting, but both of their reps tore up that rumor up. This made Father Victor Garber throw a holy smoldering side-eye at that situation. But now, some source is telling E! News that B.Coop and Zoe are definitely bumping assholes and they're even spending the holidays together in the Rockies. This definitely made Victor Garber throw an "Are U Serious?!" scowl face. E! News puts B.Coop's latest fauxmance like this:
But as recently as last week, a source tells E! News, they were telling friends that they had plans to go skiing in the Rockies together over the holidays."They are totally dating," the source says.
Reps for both stars did not immediately return requests for comment.
Saldana and her boyfriend of nearly 11 years, Keith Britton, called off their engagement and revealed that they had broken up in early November.
In the past few months, B.Coop has supposedly been humping on JLo, Olivia Wilde, Melanie Laurent and now Zoe Saldana. B.Coop better slow his shit down or he's going to get face chaffing from growing and shaving so many damn beards. And his publicist is going to get burnt fingertips from working the BlackBerry so hard. But seriously, doesn't it seems like it was just yesterday when B.Coop was trying on his first beard, Squinty Zellweger, and now he's like a seasoned beard wearer and shit. Renee must be squinting out a prideful tear over how much her B.Coopy has grown.
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she is too good for him. next!
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BCoop isn't gay. My friend dated him.
Doubt it!
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File this under:
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Shit don't even look real, Y'all. Not feelin it.
BCoop isn't gay. My friend dated him.
OK, these two are obviously hot, but ... together? Meh! I'm not feeling it. I also don't think he's gay . . . but as a rule I really suck at detecting gays. So I'll just shut up.
OK, these two are obviously hot, but ... together? Meh! I'm not feeling it. I also don't think he's gay . . . but as a rule I really suck at detecting gays. So I'll just shut up.
i approveeeeeee
I don't know what to think of that guy? I don't want to get the hots for him. Why is that? His fake teeth are icky, but he speaks french sooo well. Ugh.
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YAS!!!! I'm sorry ya'll but I <3 to see IR relationships, especially Afro-Latinas getting Snowflake love. What does that have to do with anything you ask? Absolutely nothing.
@ Submitted by yepyepyep on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:11am.
So am I :)
Dominicanas unite!!!!
That's waaaaaaay too much hotness for one couple. & Zoe Saldana has a man that's not Bradley Cooper.
Zoe was engaged what happened?
and she is dominican like me :)
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Zoe Saldana is stunning, even though Avatar sucked balls. B.Coop not so much, but I've had a soft spot for him ever since he did that interview in French. He seems like a laid back guy.
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His old friends have come out to talk about him being homosexual in the past. Google it. Maybe he's changed his orientation though. Who knows.
I like Zoe just fine, but Columbiana was a piece of trash movie that I could've done without seeing. She's also very dry, bony, and unsexy. So.... whatever to the both of them.
Not feeling it with the Coop. He gives good face when the camera is just right. Otherwise, meh.
It's true, saw him give an interview in fluent French once and even the hosts were impressed. I was like, am I hearing this right?
Always liked Zoe, she's cute.
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I guess he's trying to live up to his sexiest man alive vote.
I would do 'em both in one day. *shrugs*
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Bradley Cooper can hit it. We can cry together ( see The Actor's Studio), he can speak French and American to me, and then we can drive to Vegas. I don't even care, he is hot.
If this really is what most of us think it is, what's in it for her? She's beyond gorgeous, talented, just starred in the biggest box office pic in recorded history and is heading for a "Star Trek" sequel. If anything, he may need her more at this point.
Submitted by Somuchbetterthanyou on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 9:01am
I assume it's because she is rocking the full lips, rocking bod, long legs and hair?
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Man, I just never really got the hype with this chick.
She just seems so Goop-esque in the way she carries herself, with the weak, strained, put-upon smile of hers.
You can throw Thandie Newton on that same pile as well.
Her with him: Meh.
Well, if nothing else, I think they make a good looking couple...
It takes 11 years to finally propose to your girlfriend? No wonder the relationship broke up. Boyfriend could have gotten a nice payday with the divorce.
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 5:46am.
I seriously think Zoe left her man in order to cash in on the beard payday
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I was kinda thinking the same thing. If this is even remotely true then Zoe has been corrupted by Hollyweird. Sad.
*wonders how much a paid beard makes*
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He kinda reminds me of Ron Jeremy, but...not as classy! - Submitted by david Letterman
Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
Eh, eh, eh. I saw that mess on E! news last night. I was wondering why was it announced, unless she's knocked up.
I can't with him. He reminds me of a skeevey frat boy who'd totally slip you a roofie.
Is it because he speaks french fluently?
They look good together. I hope it lasts.
I never know whether I'm coming or going.
"Submitted by Dog on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 7:09am.
My gaydar never worked properly so unless it's in yo face obvious, I can never tell. That out of the way, I don't understand why people think B. Coop is teh ghey. He's kinda cute and dates women, so what's the deal?"
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I know, right? I am completly missing the Gay thing here. Is it something he said, did, maybe because he dated Renee Zellwegger and she is looking kind of haggard/old these days...?
They look good together. I hope it lasts.
I never know whether I'm coming or going.
Gay or not, dude is fine and I would hit it.
Emus doesn't haz blue eyez. Er'body knows dat!
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Emu.
My gaydar never worked properly so unless it's in yo face obvious, I can never tell. That out of the way, I don't understand why people think B. Coop is teh ghey. He's kinda cute and dates women, so what's the deal?
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I dunno....I really still think that him and Renee were legit.....he seemed so into her. Now this "couple" seems strange to me.
equal opportunity bearding...how much does bearding pay? i might want some of that action...
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Oh, I see Beardley likes a little caramel swirl in his beard.
I seriously think Zoe left her man in order to cash in on the beard payday.
Can you blame her?!
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I bet he wears lots of cologne. *barf*