Someone Tried To Set LMFAO On Fire
Make jokes about these goons catching fire vs. the fact that some people had to be treated for smoke inhalation? This DListed shit is hard! I'll skirt the line.
LMFAO is so bad that a true music appreciator risked his own life and liberty by setting fire to the auditorium at their concert in Honduras last night. I was feeling the exact same way at that Xtina show I went to, but I had forgotten my candle lighter, accelerant, and dry kindling.
TMZ reports that smoke filled the Coliseo Nacional de Ingenieros arena as the band(?) was wrapping up their dope show last night. The Afro guy and the other one exited stage left and were unharmed, but 15 people had to be treated for smoke inhalation. Fuck, you sit through THAT and then you get your lungs tarred. No justice.
Cops think a "criminal hand" (that's what I call the hand I fap with) set fire to the electrical system.
As for the hammerheads in question (I mean LMFAO not the arsonist), "Redfoo" (I can't) Tweeted jokes about the show, and then realized 15 of his fans were laying on the lawn out front sporting oxygen masks. Dick backtracked an hour later.
"Epic concert tonight!!!! Everybody in Honduras, we set the place on fire!!!!"
"On a serious note. Hope everybody is safe from the fire tonight! love you Honduras!"
Someone sue him.
That was a psychotic and evil thing of the firebug to do. Does anyone else have a fear of stampedes in big crowd situations? The only smoke at a concert should be from Michael K. and Sweetas smoking their good shit (I normally abstain unless I WANT to be on the phone with Chinese take-out every five minutes until the food gets here). However. I bet if you took a poll of the audience after the assuredly horrible show, some of them might have shrugged and admitted at least understanding where Torchy was coming from.
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The one on the right looks like an ethnic Tim McGraw.
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Try to be original, like the Colonel Sanders (may he rest in peace with his secret spices and shit). - urmomma
the red head is berry gordy's son...the one with the darker hair is a son of berry gordy's other son...which makes these two uncle and nephew...and remember berry gordy is OLD and has been married several times and loves to have babies with the ladies of various non black backgrounds...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I'm assuming that they're black, but the one with reddish hair totally does not look it. I don't mind their music if I hear it, which is different from the reaction that I have to most pop music nowadays. Ehh, it's a little juvenile for me, but they don't come across like jackholes. My real hip-pop guilty pleasure is 3Oh!3, who really do seem to be total douchechills.
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If you wanna be in black and white, black and white's gotta be IN YOU!
Submitted by mbar on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:08pm.
They're like Milli Vanilli, except instead of lip syncing, they just come right out and display how much they suck. They're only famous cuz their dad is a CEO at one of the big record labels. They might not even be black, those might just be Jew fros.
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This is nepotism to the max.
@mbar: I think they're all mixed up myself...they're Gordy offspring tho...
LOL@This:
2006–07: Formation and career beginnings
Redfoo (Stefan Kendal Gordy) and SkyBlu (Skyler Gordy) both grew up in the affluent Los Angeles neighborhood Pacific Palisades, where they formed the group LMFAO in 2006. The duo has said its original name was Sexe Dude (Read as Sexy Dudes) and the two subsequently changed it at the advice of their grandmother
"Boys. You are NOT sexy, ok?!"
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Submitted by Hotmami on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:40pm.
I like these guys...humor never hurt anyone.
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A guy on 1000 Ways To Die the other day laughed so hard, he had a fatal heart attack. Humor can not be trusted.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
I like these guys...humor never hurt anyone.
wigglewigglewigglewigglewiggle!
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Time cast a spell on you but
You won't forget me
I know I could have loved you but
You would not let me
-Fleetwood Mac
Submitted by Ingrown Cher on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:55pm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye8QuTQDELY
You're welcome.
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Oh.My.God. 10 HOURS. This would be perfect to have on level 11 for my neighbours when I leave.
I'm pretty sure these guys know they look ridiculous. It's part of the act. I mean they have a dancing robot in "Party Rock". I love conscious rap, but sometimes I just wanna shake my groove thing a la Cameron Diaz. It's just fun music and fun times. Is that so wrong? Can't take everything seriously all the time...
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 2:55pm.
every year millions die of cancer, why not these douchebags?
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Dear Father. Please forgive me for I have - been laughing out loud at TV's spot on darkness.
*holds stomach and clenches cheeks*
Seriously, my ma and I listened to the radio while at work - they have "the best for last" ans some facebookgroups must have decided to wish for the crappiest songs imaginable (It's a station for the middle aged). So "LMFAO - I'm sexy and I know it" came up. So I searched for the video and first watched the screen in horror, but then started laughing - these guys are making my day - which is more than Britney, Justin, Shakira, Christina, Celine and Bieber, Gaga whatnot and blabla can do. I really don't care if they're doing all this for the money - in the ende every "star" is doing everyting for the money - and at least these two are having a positive effect on my mood.
Oh, and btw: They're uncle and nephew - which makes all of this even funnier.
Submitted by Spaz de la Whoreta on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 3:14pm.
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:34pm.
I really should put my glasses on (since I'm no longer a 20-something slut of epic proportions), because I thought this said the guy was "fung." I think that's a great descriptor. Fugly+hung=fung.
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LOL Spaz
GO TEAM FUNG
Submitted by Oxygen on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:34pm.
Yes Lawd...I, too, shall repent eventhough I know he's of doable age!!!
Also, in that video is the porn king...I don't know his greasy haired ass name but supposedly he's hung (fugly as shit but hung)
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I really should put my glasses on (since I'm no longer a 20-something slut of epic proportions), because I thought this said the guy was "fung." I think that's a great descriptor. Fugly+hung=fung. Also reminiscent of fungus.
They're like Milli Vanilli, except instead of lip syncing, they just come right out and display how much they suck. They're only famous cuz their dad is a CEO at one of the big record labels. They might not even be black, those might just be Jew fros.
every year millions die of cancer, why not these douchebags?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ye8QuTQDELY
You're welcome.
Hope you can get it out of your head by dinner.
I find this "band" to be gross in every way. That photo makes me want to punch a hole in a wall.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:46pm.
I mean you're right, nobody want's to be 30 or 40.
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LOL! I don't think it's that bad - I loved turning 30; I'd always wanted to be an adult...and I never thought, for personal reasons, that I'd ever stop enjoying kid stuff - but it's that media thing I was talking about. They make it hard to feel like you have anything to look forward to, (except maybe a plastic mask face if you get lucky) that's fersure.
And 30 or 40 years is a long time. Shit gets boring after awhile.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Are these buffoons supposed to be singers/artists?
Alright, that wiggle wiggle wiggle song is awesome. I don't care what anyone says. It's fun to dance to and work out to. That "Party Rock" song has been overplayed and has to go, though.
the one in the yellow shirt is the one that had a catfight with mittens romney on a plane last year...
http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-6223458-504083.html
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Submitted by stefystef on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:13pm.
Except they have had like 4 hits.
They aren't musical geniuses but their stuff is fun when you are out at 3am.
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:37pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:31pm.
They play LMFAO n the club like it's goin outta style and the club is definite no place for teenagers.
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I actually mean college-age 18-25. Even younger teenagers want to be college. Nobody really wants to be younger than that - there's too many restrictions. It's still pretty young.
It's like the difference between 2-5 and 6-10.
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I mean you're right, nobody want's to be 30 or 40. The 20's are the best time of life and lucky be me I still have sometime to enjoy them. Maybe when I'm in my 30's this shit won't seem so cool, but right now, there's something about it that moves me....
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I kinda love that I work out song.
WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
*shameface*
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
So they're the next generation of heirs to the Gordy name looking to get some easy fame by exploiting the family legacy. Awesome. They don't sound any shittier than most of what's charting these days so, whatever.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
That LMFAO video has 182 million views!!!!! Whoa, they be popular...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:31pm.
They play LMFAO n the club like it's goin outta style and the club is definite no place for teenagers.
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I actually mean college-age 18-25. Even younger teenagers want to be college. Nobody really wants to be younger than that - there's too many restrictions. It's still pretty young.
It's like the difference between 2-5 and 6-10.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:58pm.
All I care about is who's the hot latino at the end of the video in the black vest? Nom nom nom
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Wilmer Valderrama, and YES you SHOULD feel ashamed. VERY, VERY ASHAMED
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Yes Lawd...I, too, shall repent eventhough I know he's of doable age!!!
Also, in that video is the porn king...I don't know his greasy haired ass name but supposedly he's hung (fugly as shit but hung)
Submitted by saltydog88 on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:24pm.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:58pm.
All I care about is who's the hot latino at the end of the video in the black vest? Nom nom nom
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Wilmer Valderrama, and YES you SHOULD feel ashamed. VERY, VERY ASHAMED
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Noooooooooooooooo, no it can't be, he looks too good...aaaaagggghhhhh, I was hot for Blowhan's "sloppy seconds". I need to lie down immediately with a cold cloth on my head (and yes, I am VERY, VERY ASHAMED)!
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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:15pm.
@Jewslimm-
Do some research bitch. LMFAO are the grandsons or nephews or some such shit or Berry Gordy, the legendary music producer from Motown. They had extensive music training growing up and thus, were able to become successful musicians as adults. I totally think they're just having fun with their music and that's what people want to hear sometimes.....fun music.....not fucking Beethoven 24/7..gah...
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You know what I think helps me enjoy this kind of music? I think of it as children's music. This shit really IS 5 Little Monkeys - only it's this kinda 5 Little Monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zrQdxV24MY and it's for teens. It's great! I love it!
My only issue is that EVERYONE is tryna be a teenager these days. Like, it would be nice if the media had a more balanced approach about what it blows into our faces on the regular.
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They play LMFAO n the club like it's goin outta style and the club is definite no place for teenagers. I think Justin Bieber, Taylor Swift, Selena Gomez, etc...make music for teenagers....LMFAO singin about getting girls home to get them naked is totally something that's appropriate sex, sexual adults who want to have a good time. Me and all my friends LOVE *wiggle wiggle* because it's funny and fun and good to listen to when you're going out...
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:15pm.
@Jewslimm-
Do some research bitch. LMFAO are the grandsons or nephews or some such shit or Berry Gordy, the legendary music producer from Motown. They had extensive music training growing up and thus, were able to become successful musicians as adults. I totally think they're just having fun with their music and that's what people want to hear sometimes.....fun music.....not fucking Beethoven 24/7..gah...
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You know what I think helps me enjoy this kind of music? I think of it as children's music. This shit really IS 5 Little Monkeys - only it's this kinda 5 Little Monkeys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zrQdxV24MY and it's for teens. It's great! I love it!
My only issue is that EVERYONE is tryna be a teenager these days. Like, it would be nice if the media had a more balanced approach about what it blows into our faces on the regular.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:58pm.
All I care about is who's the hot latino at the end of the video in the black vest? Nom nom nom
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Wilmer Valderrama, and YES you SHOULD feel ashamed. VERY, VERY ASHAMED
Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:31pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 12:30pm.
i hate myself for not only knowing who these two dudes are, but for also knowing their songs and seeing them in concert.
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You loved it dintcha? I would LOVE to see these guys in concert. I have geek chic issues;p
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i DID love it! it was a happy accident seeing them live...they were part of the price of admission for another event i was attending...saw ke$ha too...she sucked...no surprises there...
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
I only know them from an episode of Beavis and Butthead, but looking at this picture they both look extremely punchable.
And flammable.
Why is one of them suddenly wayy darker than the other?
I'm not going to lie, I don't completely hate their music. If it comes on at a club, or in the car on the way to the beach I'm OK with it.
However, I seriously cannot look at a picture of them or see one of their videos without want to ax murder them both in the face
I thought they were supposed to be a a joke. I thought they were making fun of Justin Timberlake... what do I know.
Beauty is in the ear of the beholder and smetimes I just wanna Dance Dance DanceDance DaDance...all night long. You can do that to LMFAO, but not Bach!
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
Submitted by CheeryBitch on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:09pm.
I am CONVINCED that LMFAO is a huge joke. Those guys were probably sitting around tweaking and said; 'Dude, I have this idea for music. It's so stupid, but I bet we make MILLIONS.'. They should rename themselves LMFA-all-the-way-to-the-bank (And, yes, I jam to the fun, mindless beat of "I'm sexy and I know it".)
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my EXACT thoughts...except I cannot stand that sexy and I know it song.
@Jewslimm-
Do some research bitch. LMFAO are the grandsons or nephews or some such shit or Berry Gordy, the legendary music producer from Motown. They had extensive music training growing up and thus, were able to become successful musicians as adults. I totally think they're just having fun with their music and that's what people want to hear sometimes.....fun music.....not fucking Beethoven 24/7..gah...
b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b~j~b
"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
I was on a plane with LMFAO a couple months ago, and I prayed to let God know that if the plane crashed and we all died, I'd be okay with it if it meant these talentless douchebags would be gone, too.
*crickets* OMG...LMFAO *crickets*
Who? *adjusts hearing aid*
Submitted by guest on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 1:10pm.
Milli Vanilli? No.
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Exactly!
How does nobody still get freaked out that this duo, are an Uncle and Nephew combo. - and the Uncle, who wears just underwear on stage, (and their music is aimed at kids) is in his 40s.
Fucking repulsive.
They are stupid one-hit wonders.
For some reason, they remind me of Milli Vanili.
And we all know what happened with that BS.
The Hamster commercial is better than them.
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All together now: FUCK MY LIFE. - The One-and-Only Michael K- 6/17/11
BFD.
Fucking HATE their new song. Piece of shit "music" from entitled little bastards that wouldn't have a chance without their connections.
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Milli Vanilli? No.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
♫I got a passion in my pants and I ain't afraid to show it.....wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle, yeah!☺♪
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"I'm doin hoe activities, with hoe tendencies. Hoes are my friends, hoes are my enemies."
No, it's all good here, folks. Not only do these douche bags deserve to be set on fire, so does anyone who willingly attends a LMFAO concert.