Afternoon Crumbs
"Do you know the SUCIO shit my friend Richard Gere would do with this Mexican gerbil?" - Lainey Gossip
Elle Macpherson's bikini looks like it was made from the tablecloth my friend's Russian grandmother lays on the table for New Year's Day lunch - Hollywood Tuna
It's sort of ironic that Vonta Leach would make a perfect drag queen name - Towleroad
Here's a picture to go with that fanfic you wrote about Ryan Gosling's feet toe-fucking the jam into you - Popsugar
Maria Menounos is in a bikini and why shouldn't she be since every trick is in a bikini this week - Hollywood Rag
Aaaand Lily Aldridge too - Popoholic
A trip down Blohan's memory lane feels a lot like doing a line of the bad shit cut with dirty kitty litter - The Superficial
The world is not a fair place when Lady CaCa is tapping her disco stick on this hot piece - Just Jared
The National Enquirer lost me at "woman" - Celebitchy
Eva Herzigova for some shit called S Moda - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
See what the word TACKY shat out today - Cityrag
Okay, TACKY's asshole was burning up, because it also shat out this today - I'm Not Obsessed
Please tell me after this video ended Freddy got his revenge with a ferret bite to the dick - The Daily What
Debra Messing might be a home wrecking whore, but that still doesn't wipe away the boring from her image - SOW
Kim Kuntrashian claims she's a size 2 (more like size poo, sorry) and I think I laughed so damn hard that now I'm a size 2 - ICYDK
The lantern-jawed dude on the right is A-Rod with an unfortunate shadow from his hand being cast across his chin.
Georgie is looking frail and worn out. The expiration date on his sessiness is here.
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"That's an awfully high horse sir, may I pet him?"
Ugh, wish I were in a bikini or better yet, bottonless, on some sandy beach eating olives! So sick of this goddamnm rain!
I don't give a shit what size of ass those people are. Why do some women feel the need to announce what size they are wearing? Nobody gives a fuck.
Submitted by BuBBLeGuMpiiNk on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 2:02am.
A size two?? In which ass cheek?
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My thoughts exactly.
I think they forgot to print the second 2, or maybe she's a Dutch size 2 (compared to American women, we all look like heifers over here).
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
A size two?? In which ass cheek?
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
Submitted by Dog on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:14pm.
I can't figure out what's up with the guy holding the binocs. What's wrong with his chin(s)?
I was just wondering the same thing. Can't figure it out, either!
I can't figure out what's up with the guy holding the binocs. What's wrong with his chin(s)?
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My man is 59 and I am 45. My boo looks younger than George. He is looking too old. Yikes.
Its time for Elle Macpearson to eat something and cover up the belly.
Clooney has two hands on the poor pup and a arm dangling down his side.
I'd swear there was a cornish hen in the picture.
Lily Aldridge looks like Mary Steenbergen in Philadelphia.
Kim Lardassian likes to pretend everyone thinks her ass is real. O-kay. Then she wants everyone to believe that gigantass fits into a single digit size pair of pants. That's a size 18 ass if I ever saw one. And if she thinks that ass is a 4, then the rest of her better fit into toddler sizes. Make up your mind, whore, you're either a fatass or a fakeass. I vote both.
Georgie looks like a T-Rex in this photo with those little puny arms. Terrible camera angle.
Debra Messing's ex is a seriously hot piece of man. My bed is available, if he needs a shoulder to cry on.
A size 2? Is Kim using the same whack system as Courtney Stodden and Jim Carrey's piece to measure their ages?
Will and Jada will be the first celebrity divorce of 2012. Trust.
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Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Is my brain on "shax" again...? because I cannot make sense of the face of the guy on the right...the one with the binoculars...it's like a flesh colored ham...wha...????
*starts drinking early*
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 6:21pm.
I generally like Clooney, but I DO NOT approve of how he's holding that dog.
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Nor does the little dog. Poor thing looks like it's thinking "PUT ME DOWN YOU smug f@CKER!"
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I generally like Clooney, but I DO NOT approve of how he's holding that dog.
I always love those "get so and so's legs, abs butt" articles. Unless you are built like that person, it ain't happening.
Someone with Britney or Beyonce's build could starve themselves, and still never look like an Olsen twin. (that is just an EXAMPLE, don't go nuts on me, anyone)
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Takes a second to say goodbye -say goodbye, oh, oh, oh
It takes a second to say goodbye - say goodbye, oh, oh, oh, say bye bye...
Where you going to now...
-U2
Team Freddy!
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
What's up with that guys face with Clooney? I see his finger is in the way, but still!
That US weekly magazine cover sucks. I don't want Pippa's butt or J. Lo's legs. Sayonara's are just fine!
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Oh stop it Kim.
(973) Jersey Strong
Submitted by stolidog on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 1:55pm.
AHHHHH! I don't understand that man with Clooney...shouldn't he have a mouth or a chin or something?? it's just stretched pork rind under those binoculars
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EXACTLY!!!! Gazed at it for 10 mins until my eyes begged me to stop!!!
This should be filed under: The Photoshop awards!
Where is this dude's face???
Submitted by Mama Bear on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 12:43pm.
Hey, can Michael K or one of yous do a Madonna post? I really need to see the "fag-addicted pussy" tag again.
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A Katie Holmes post would serve the same purpose.
Here's an old pic of Kim's hair without extensions...I can see why she fakes it.
http://www.luuux.com/health-beauty/kim-k-without-extensions
Double post. Poo.
Jeeebus tapdancing Christ! Clooney looks like Bob Dole in that picture!!!
and Kim K a 2? Um, no.
AHHHHH! I don't understand that man with Clooney...shouldn't he have a mouth or a chin or something?? it's just stretched pork rind under those binoculars.
Fuck, I thought that was Anthony Bourdain in the banner pic.
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"... and her temper worse than wildfire it is gunpowder and blows up everything ..." Mary Shelley
Celebs who lie about their size make me STABBY. I bet whoever picks her clothes for her sews in a size 2 label so this stumpy bitch feels better about herself. Did I mention I hate her?
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Douchechill!
@angel i & @guest:
I'm glad I have company. I get if IRL people put in a few if they've got thin hair/not enough hair to wear the way they want/it's a special occasion. I thought the point of them was to blend discreetly but I guess that's something she's never done. Why start now!
Re: the lace front? I would love to snatch it off her head (preferably on a red carpet) if that's true!
@PSL: I was thinking the same thing...Kourtney's body, Kim's head. And a size 2? Please. As someone on the mag's website pointed out, Victoria Beckham is a size 0 and Kim's claiming to be only a size larger than her? I don't think so...
Squiggles...she wears a lacefront right? Or @ least the back & the length are extensions.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by squiggles on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 1:00pm.
She looks like she's wearing a full-on wig, with all those ugly, long extensions. Those extensions make me so angry that it's 2pm and I already need a drink,lol.
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I am SO with you on the extension fury. I used to think: Wow, her hair's so thick...and then I thought: EVERYBODY hair is SO thick - what's up with that?...and then I looked a little closer (I don't see this shit in real life, mind) and I thought: WTF? HAHA! DAT'S FUNNAY!...and then I thought: Ok, that was cute - moving on....and then I became all: DAMN, BITCH! Take that shit outta yo head, already! Next thing you know you're gonna be binding up your fucking feet, dumbass!
And lately it seems peeps be wearing full-on wigs all the time. How much freaking time do these people have to think about their hair?! And how BAD could it be? Is it THAT hard to just grow nice hair!? I dunno, out here in real life land it doesn't actually seem that hard.
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OMG is that even Kim K at all?! She looks like BamBam's ex. (sorry I forgot his name already - that dude she "married")
♥ Threadkilla!
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Submitted by guest on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 12:44pm.
That is not Kim K! She wishes she still looked like herself.
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Was reading this last night at the gym and YES, that is an OLD ass picture. Her face looks very little like that now. And what is with the ridiculous hair on her and her sisters? She looks like she's wearing a full-on wig, with all those ugly, long extensions. Those extensions make me so angry that it's 2pm and I already need a drink, lol.
Yikes. Clooney looks like a fossil!
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Who is George holding the dog by? Georgie is looking old...
Size 2. Ooookay. and ray j's piss tastes like hawaiian punch.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Bullshit that is Kim's body. They put her fake head on Kourtney's body.
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Takes a second to say goodbye -say goodbye, oh, oh, oh
It takes a second to say goodbye - say goodbye, oh, oh, oh, say bye bye...
Where you going to now...
-U2
That is not Kim K! She wishes she still looked like herself.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Hey, can Michael K or one of yous do a Madonna post? I really need to see the "fag-addicted pussy" tag again.