Tricky Dick
Apologies in advance to all the beautiful gays out there, but according to a new book Nixon's Darkest Secrets: The Inside Story of America's Most Troubled President by ex White House Correspondant Don Fulsum, President Richard Nixon was one of you. I know, I know, but hey, we all have our embarrassments. Like Andy Dick for the bisexuals and Charlie Sheen for the str8s. His married eye apparently strayed for Charles "Bebe" Rebozo, a banker from Key Biscanye Florida with reported mob ties. Read all about it on Huffington Post, where they spill details like Richard was a homophobe in public, beat his wife constantly, and was referred to as "our drunk" by his staff. A politician who publicly beats the gays down while swinging on a stripper pole in heels and lingerie in the safety of his closet? Unheard of.
I am not really offended at the thought of a US president having a gay affair. They are, after all, notorious sluts. *cough*BillClintonCallMe*cough* I'm more offended that they dared to both be ugly, and make me think about their sexy times. That is the most scandalous part of this story to me. Please, keep your tighty-whitey sharey times to yourselves. And yes, Richard Nixon just stepped up a little in my eyes. Watergate? Boring. Whatareyoudoingwithmydickinyourassgate? Now we're getting somewhere. "I am not a crook!" has been replaced with "I am not a crooked dick!" Bravo, Mr. President.
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Oh come on. Everyone believed Larry Sinclair too, until he failed a polygraph. President O's "affair" with Donald Young couldn't be believed either, since Young was murdered, even though his mom said it was probably true, and things were being covered up.
His mom: a churchgoing, elderly woman who seems to have no ulterior motives (and who in fact is an ex-employee of the Chicago PD., who she accuses of the cover-up) seems to support this...yet I don't believe her anymore than I believe this greedy, lying piece of shit reporter. He kept his mouth shut for 30 plus years, but now that everyone else is dead he feel safe to speak? Thye have been dead for years, mother fucker. Where have you been?
Search ANY US President and add "gay" or "gay affair" to the end of the search and you will find any number of results where this rumor has been proffered. I can tell you Lincoln fucked my great-great-great-motherfucking-great-grandmothers pet rooster, and who is going to prove me wrong?
Of course. Richard Nixon, the most asexual and repulsive president of the US, who I doubt masturbated routinely, let alone had sex with anyone, was gay. Because just being a lying douchebag piece of shit wouldn't be enough, right?
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
"Tapping Lucite Shoes.." I shared this little gem with my Facebook support group Tuesday.
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 4:18pm.
I don't think Richard Nixon cared about gender. He just wanted to ASSERT DOMINANCE.
I agree.
I call bookselling bullshit on this one.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
— Haruki Murakami
Don't give a flying fuck.
At this point I am absolutely, with 100% certainty, positively convinced that every conservative homophobe is a secret gaybird.
Time after TIME it has been evidenced. It is NOT a coincidence.
And the more vocal and committed to tormenting our gay brethren and sistren, the sluttier and more depraved they are with it.
Submitted by LOW BUDGET BYTCH on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 4:02pm.
I looked up from my fisher price A-frame house
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AHAHAHAHA!! I had one of those!
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
Lest we forget, Nixon was a die-hard Republican. Many Republican politicians are homophobic in public and homophilic in public restrooms.
*side-eyes Larry Craig and his ilk*
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“It does not do to leave a live dragon out of your calculations, if you live near him.” J.R.R. Tolkein
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Submitted by GingeMinge on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 4:18pm.
I don't think Richard Nixon cared about gender. He just wanted to ASSERT DOMINANCE.
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This.
And he was out of office by the time I have any clear memories of childhood, so...I got nothing.
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"This is so over the top the director must be a Sherpa." -- Who Datt
and for the record, nixon was probably the least criminal and only good republican president we've had in "modern" times.
the only diff was that he only got caught (and on things so minor (comparatively).
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
it was nilla wafers and hi-c for me when nixon was on the wall by the flag.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Mama Bear, LOVED that barn! And those toys were so sturdy. If only my mom hadn't thoughtlessly gotten rid of all of my sets. I used to shove my little foot in the school bus and roller skate around with it. Good times.
This story is useless without nude photos of both Nixon and Bebe.
self hating asshole...
well at least he's not raping children like reagan, oh wait! no one has put that in a book. nevermind
Submitted by Mama Bear on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 4:22pm.
"his picture looked down upon me as I ate my saltines and fruit punch and scared the shit out of me daily"
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lmfao!!!!! I so know what you mean!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
Submitted by Spoiled on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 4:11pm.
Off-Topic - LOW BUDGET, you had the A-frame, too? Wasn't that the bomb? I had the camper to go with it. My Little People vacationed in Vermont every summer. ;)
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I had the barn with the doors that went "mrrrrrrrr". It was supposed to be moo but it always said "mrrrrr". I liked to corral my farm animals with the fence and play with that door for hours.
This is going to send Julie into a tizzy.
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"And to the commentator who snarked that Boston can't be a drinking city because we don't have a legal happy hour - think again, chief. We work around that shit."
WTF...Nixon is throwing no glitter so I ain't buying it. I was in kindergarten when he was pres and his picture looked down upon me as I ate my saltines and fruit punch and scared the shit out of me daily.
Ha, ha, ha, Nixon was fucking Bebe Rebosa?
Maybe this is what Martha Mitchell knew about, she wasn't so crazy after all.
Remember when his tapes were released earlier this year where he shared his views on blacks and Jews? Priceless.
Also, I'm getting a George Clooney vibe from that piece in the background.
I don't think Richard Nixon cared about gender. He just wanted to ASSERT DOMINANCE.
ck, where is there more shit on this to read?
point me in the direction.
this is the first i've heard and just cuz the guy is unlikeable doesn't mean i'm buying it without more credible info than someone slinging a book.
as sucky'd say "pix plz"
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Okay, I'm having trouble swallowing this. Usually I LOVE shit like this and I'm no fan of Nixon and it makes sense but I'm having trouble accepting it.
ETA: it's like finding out Andy Rooney was gay.
"hmmmmm. i'm not totally into it. sounds a bit bullshitty to be hearing this shit only because some book needs to be bought."
Ive read enuff and theres no bullshit about it. Reality is stranger than fiction.
Off-Topic - LOW BUDGET, you had the A-frame, too? Wasn't that the bomb? I had the camper to go with it. My Little People vacationed in Vermont every summer. ;)
Sweetas!!! You're doing so splendidly!!
"*cough*BillClintonCallMe*cough* I'm more offended that they dared to both be ugly, and make me think about their sexy times..." THIS made me li'trally LOL
Keep up the good work :)
According to the article, "When a close aide to President Johnson was caught having sex with a former sailor in a YMCA bathroom, Nixon called the man "ill," and added that such people "cannot be in places of high trust."
The book's press release says that author Fulsom used interviews with former White House staffers and ex-members of Congress, as well as government documents, to support his claims. Fulsom covered the presidencies of Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Reagan and Clinton during his career as a journalist.
hmmmmm. i'm not totally into it. sounds a bit bullshitty to be hearing this shit only because some book needs to be bought.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
that is actually a decent photo of tricky Dick. I've never seen him look that happy and relaxed.
I'm old enough to remember his resignation. all the grownups were packed into the living room around the tv, gasping in shock, so I looked up from my fisher price A-frame house and took one look at him and thought "who cares? it's just some old, ugly man."