What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This (I'm Pointing At Vanessa Hudgens)?
Take a moment to bow your heads and mourn the old copies of Sassy Magazine you kept in a Chinese Laundry boot box underneath your bed in your childhood room at your parent's house. Because for some reason, they have crawled all the way to Miami and committed suicide by exploding onto the body of Vanessa Hudgens as she strolled with her piece Austin Butler yesterday afternoon. That crocheted monokini plus those dreadful ass overalls equals a whole lot of NO. Bitch looks like a permanently hungover Spring breaker in Panama City Beach, FL who ran out of booze money and was forced to get a quick job as a house painter. Overalls are only okay if you're still in diapers, building an outdoor deck or making moonshine on a shopping cart grill. Otherwise, just say NOPE.
Vanessa needs to stop thinking she's Vanessa Huxtable. Bitch puts the NO in Lisa Bonet. Oh, don't you miss the old days when pretty pretty princess Zac Efron would pick out Vanessa's outfits, so she wouldn't step out of the house looking like the tragic carcass of fug collapsed on top of her?
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They wouldn't be so bad (as a beach cover up) if they weren't sagging so damn low. Why are they that low? By the look of the bottoms pooled around her feet and foot or so between her actual crotch and the pants crotch, clearly she could hoist them up to an un-retarded level. I don't understand.
An unconventional outfit, but I think she rocks it.
And yeah, dude looks like a Culkin.
She's not even a woman. And there is a ZIPPER!? in the front of those painter pants. A ZIPPER?! For why?
i dont think she looks that bad.. shes not at work.. she's just hanging out.. *shrugs* i wonder if she's the type to transform into her boyfriends style.. or what.. because when she was with whats his face gayelle she looked a lot different haha
get her out of my sight
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Deranged suburban hippie + yoga + tofu-fruitcake + sunstroke = these horrible outfit choices.
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For your health.
Overalls? Come on Eileen!
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Her overalls remind me of kindergarten ;(
I'm a fan of overalls. Haven't worn any since I was 16, but damn they be comfy. I will for sure rock them in my old age when I'm hanging out in my garden pruning flowers and shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:39am.
Dog, I am 5'7 1/2".
Not amazon tall, but not a shorty. My legs are longish.
I just wanted to be comfy today.
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Me, too, but I'm in bright purple sweats and a purple and white tie-dyed shirt. Obviously, I don't plan to go out without changing into less eye piercing duds. LOL!
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Forget about her....I'm being dickmatized by the peen print in that twink's shorts.
He looks like a Culken boy, no?
I just hope she's rocking some haviana flip flops..then it's ok.
I actually think the crocheted swimsuits are cute.
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Dog, I am 5'7 1/2".
Not amazon tall, but not a shorty. My legs are longish.
I just wanted to be comfy today.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 10:15am.
Well then I must look like a 90's hot mess.
Leggings? Check. Tall Ugg boots? Check. Long oversized sweater? Check.
*sips tea*
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Are you tall? I'm not and even though I'm not fat, this look (which I love) looks awful on me. :-(
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I actually think she looks kinda cute. *shrugs*
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a short girl with a flabby ass wore overalls down to the beach? What the fuck is the big deal.
Another F post.
MK, I admit you have talent.
That main photo instantly made me miss being a teenager. My bff in high school wore baggy ass overalls like that. I think she looks cute.
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Well then I must look like a 90's hot mess.
Leggings? Check. Tall Ugg boots? Check. Long oversized sweater? Check.
*sips tea*
Weezy...ita! Overalls are only for the skinneh stages of life.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Well leggings were hot in the 90s remember, and skinny jeans. Its only a matter of time.
Are overalls in style again? I used to wear the shit out of the pair I owned. In the 90s. Its called the 90s for a reason, to keep it in the past.
She is hot and her boytoy looks like Macaulay culkin. I too wish overalls would come back in style. They are so comfortable and I can wear too small shirts with them and still look good.
Submitted by Hekki on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 8:30am.
*Prays that overalls will come back in style so I can laugh at all the idiots wearing them*
LOL! They were horrible, weren't they? I loved overalls until I saw a picture of myself wearing them and realized that if you have any hips and/or boobs at all you look like you are very knocked up.
*sits next to Hekki's momma* I am from Oklahoma and keep a pair of overalls in the back of my closet for days I feel like it. I am thinking Vanessa looks cute and laid back.
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Truly that it was an old pic of Mila and Macauley too.
A little side story about Vanessa. About three years ago, there was one of those "gifting lounges" that they do for celebrities for the Emmys. You know where celebrities are given a huge bag at the door and they basically "go shopping", but don't need any money, for all kinds of cool stuff. Vanessa came through on the first day (it was a two day event) and then tried to roll through a SECOND time the next day and get all the same stuff. You already got a bunch of FREE stuff yesterday. Greedy. But she got busted and asked to leave. I know because I was there. So whenever I see pictures of her, that's always the first thing I think of. OK, moving on.
1) This black text on grey shit is killing me.
2) I must be old now because at first I thought this was an ancient picture of Macualay Culkin.
Maybe I'm as batshit crazy as Vanessa is, because I don't think this outfit is so bad. She's just chillin by the beach. Now, if she was at a red carpet event or some shit, I'd understand.
Overalls, rompers, and almost any kind of one piece ensemble are a major pain when nature calls.
"I know that I'm going to be a target, but I'm never going to be a victim". - Justin Bieber
Okay, I'm glad other people are seeing what I'm seeing. I thought maybe I slept on my eyeball an it was crooked or something.
Helloooooo DListed techs! Fix this mess, puh-leese!
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*Prays that overalls will come back in style so I can laugh at all the idiots wearing them*
She should lend them to her skinny boyfriend so he can cover up his scrawny pulkes!
My MOTHER wears overalls. But she is a tiny feisty old lady living on the coast of Maine who gardens and kayaks and shit. She looks adorable in them, BTW.
WHERE is MK? CholaMom I hear you. Shit is whack...
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Who broke DListed? Why is the formatting all fucked up? Come on. Be a grown-up and admit it -- then fix it -- how else will I get my news? I depend on this place!
Thank you, and good day. :)
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Submitted by TexnDoc
If this wasn't labeled I would have thought it was Justin Bieber and whats-her-face after a mid-day cable talk show make-over
MTE. I did a double-take when I saw the names.
Submitted by jussayin on Fri, 12/30/2011 - 5:48am.
Osh Kosh B'Gosh!!
LOL!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
If this wasn't labeled I would have thought it was Justin Bieber and whats-her-face after a mid-day cable talk show make-over.
These two have nice body language together
Cute kids
Yesterday saw gal pumping gas in her pj's
Don't believe it was an emergency situation
MK. What no shots of street life from Italy?
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Osh Kosh B'Gosh!!
don't hate lol
It looks like a misguided beach cover up. Something to slip on when you're walking the boardwalk that's baggy and easy to slip out of when you want to get back into the water.
And what's with all these people named Austin? Hell, I live in Austin and know 3 of them.
Why? When is the last time you met someone named Peoria,Butte,Nashville or Pittsburgh?
Just don't get the 'Name your kid after a city' thing.
Even though this has the epic tagline of 'Fug'(lol), I like this outfit.
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If Vanessa wants to up her professional beard game, she really needs to hire a proper stylist and stop with this lesbian caj wear
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