Sweetas In Shocking Porn Video!
Okay, not really, but I know what will make you sluts sit up and take notice! If I had written "Signing Off" or some lame shit like that, you would have yawned, farted, scratched your ass and continued eating nachos in yesterday's t-shirt. Or maybe that's just me and I'm giving away too much personal information.
Anygettothefuckingpointsweetas, I just wanted to say thanks to Michael K's Wild Kingdom for allowing him a little break and for choking down my unsalted cracker posts for a week. King MK will be back soon, sporting his beautiful bedazzled tin-foil and garland crown and pink-ribboned Princess Barbie scepter and showing the blogosphere how shit is done RIGHT.
Seriously, I had SO much fun and was proud to be in the company of J. Harvey and Lahoma, both of whom I would love to see next time Michael takes a well-deserved vacation. Now it's time to say goodbye, and go back to my basement desk and 10-key (glamorous, I know) and flask hidden in the top drawer so I can stomach my real life job. Thank you again, and now I'm off to work on welcoming 2012 with a scorching hangover, missing underwear and no recollection of the nights events (Godsend, that guy looked like a cracked-out Gollum and had a micro-peen) like the rest of you beautiful people. Sweetas OUT!
Image by lancastria.net
Submitted by Nancy Grace on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 4:10pm.
Another "praise me" post?
seriously..this is like the third one, right?
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
sweetas, you and the rest of the gang did a fine job stepping in while mk was out of the country eating gelato...thanks!
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"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it." --
Roseanne Barr
Thank you, Sweetas, you did a great job covering for MK. You're my favorite guest blogger. I hope MK gives you a raise next time.
Thank you Sweetas!
you did lovely, Sweetas...
sssooo... is there gonna be some porn footage, or what?... heeheehee!
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"I could listen to a babbling brook,
and hear a song that I could understand.
I keep wishing it could be that way.
Because my world would be a Wonderland."
Yay Sweetas, J. Harvey and Lahoma!!
I really admire that you guys were able to dish it out and take it with such style and grace. Most everyone would have caved like a souffle in your position.
Happy New Year to all! *sprays confetti*
MK knows how to pick'em. Very well done by the alt staff.
Happy New Years everyone :)
Bye Sweetas, you supposedly fellow ten key machine gun.
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You got a lot of money, but you can't afford the freeway
Sweetas,
You are awesome! I enjoyed your posts immensely. Happy New Year!
Thanks for keeping the gossip junkies sated, Sweetas. And you kept it classy all the way, you slut.
Happy New Year, everyone!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:40pm.
ahh shit yaa musics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLy-sS5fZZY
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OK this crazy bitch has his own music channel on youtube? This insane bitch? Holy shit...I'm impressed!
Stellar work, Sweetas!
You were brills!
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those ARE NOT fireworks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj1FhAE2xBI
Good work Sweetas! kept my mind off the illegal fireworks these fools be shooting off around here. I just knows one of them will come through a window and take my dam head off.
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And little one, hold out for a c-section. You don't want to slide down that. ~ Sweetas
Sweet ass, you did a marvelous job and, uh, that's...you in the pic, right?
Sweetas Darling....love you putting your "best foot forward"....so to speak...2012 smooches
"If Drinks are not involved, then neither am I"
Submitted by CholaMom on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:13pm.
to even Michelle Williams (who should blow whoever got her that job *every single day* for GIVING her that role because she looks as much like Marilyn as Ernest Borgnine)
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LMAO!
(long live micropeen!)
(or short-live)
Sad..norma jean baker marilyn photo. She was so naturally no plastic anything and yeah. No one looks like that nowadays. I was watching 48 hrs special online @ the texas killing fields (movie just out based on real life events) and one of the victims was marilyn's great niece. Last name..baker. a texas girl. And she looked so much like her it was eerie.
Anyway sweetas was a lot of fun..always was last guest gig too. I only saw lahoma's one post and was all "who is that?" Felt like helen keller waking up with her furniture moved ha. Sweetas, you are adorable. And why did jack and the hat not write again? Is he still on here? He seemed like a regular not sure what happened. Happy new years all.xo
Where's a bjork,Mickey,Cappy,UBF?
Well done, Sweetas, Lahoma, et al. Apparently, some jackasses in the neighborhod are going to be firing their guns at midnight. I will be sawing whiskey-induced logs. Happy New Year.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:50pm.
8^x
... i understood the comments under sucky's songtrack better than this ^
...me stoopid and will start drinking to that!
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As I alluded to, SnF does know what the fk he is talking about when he talks earf (aka "Earth") science. TEAM EARF SCIENCE.
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
The albedo factor is a qualifying criterion, just saying. *strolls of to work on tesla coils
8^x
... i understood the comments under sucky's songtrack better than this ^
...me stoopid and will start drinking to that!
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
Submitted by suckandfuck on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:33pm.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:31pm.
as if a mr rodgers sweater doesn't already qualify you, sucky? really?
tah
*flicks wrist*
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whatevs I'm gonna get a white sweater next time so the light can reflect off my jello chin mountains
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The albedo factor is a qualifying criterion, just saying. *strolls of to work on tesla coils
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"Discussions about what is good, beautiful, noble, pure, true, could always go on. Why is that important? Because that is the only conversation worth having." Christopher Hitchens,1949-2011. (RIP Winehouse,1983-2011) *caprica six was/is here*
Sucky, that wouldn't happen if you'd just put wax paper over your dick beforehand.
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www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
ahh shit yaa musics
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLy-sS5fZZY
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
OH AND SWEETAS, YOU AND THE OTHERS KICKED ASS.
Sucky, you are reported for gayness. That is all.
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
shit, sucky, make it an animation gif and morse code us off those reflective chins. subbaculture communications.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8Is7OuaS4s
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
you guys are the gay ones which is evident as to why everytime I type the word PENIS onto Dlisted.com my internet fucks up, it is because you start slobbering all over your computer and short out the world wide web, pretty gross and NOT classy
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:31pm.
as if a mr rodgers sweater doesn't already qualify you, sucky? really?
tah
*flicks wrist*
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whatevs I'm gonna get a white sweater next time so the light can reflect off my jello chin mountains
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
HAPPY NEW YEARS, MK AND YOU OTHER QUEERS!
Submitted by GlitterKitty on Sat, 07/23/2011 -
Is playing a cunt on the internet as satisfying as wanking into your mum's nightie? Because something tells me you'd know all about that.
Sucky, stop being gay.
PSL, Happy New Year!
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www.charitywater.org
www.theanimalrescuesite.com
www.modestneeds.org
as if a mr rodgers sweater doesn't already qualify you, sucky? really?
tah
*flicks wrist*
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
happy new years psl.
.... no one gives a damn what that thing says, don't you either.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
ugh I would kill myself if I sounded as faggoty as you guys!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
yeah, yeah sure I did.
Happy Year Everyone....I am taking angel's advice.
:)
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
Well, you made yourself out to be the one who gave Jack & M.E. the information via email and M.E. and Jack made it out that it was 'personal info', so, I guess you better take that up with your pals who have no reading comprehension to save their lives.
Also, calling people 'fags' or 'gay' here seems to be an acceptable mind crime. I guess some people here are more 'equal' than others. How Orwellian.
~*~*~*~Happy Heathen 2012*~*~*~*~
Of course Satan is an alt. Don't you know your Bible? False prophets, Antichrist etc.?
Sweets ♥
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
@PSL: Erlechda. Ref: Jitterbug Perfume, Tim Robbins.
It's New Years - go have fun:)
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkdlkqZAYk8
LET FREEEEDOMM RINGGGGGGGGGGG
LET THE WHITEE DOVESSS SINNGG
LET THE GUILLTTYY PAY
ITS INDEPENDENCE DAYYYY!!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by Satan on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:15pm.
You also stated that personal things were said about Jack too.
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There were. But it was a different conversation.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
fuck you, I posted exactly what I said to M.E. People called jack a faggot and insulted him on that thread. NO PERSONAL INFO , and I NEVER SAID THERE WAS.
why the fuck am I wasting my time? I know I didn't do any of that shit.
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:08pm.
angel, thank you....and I love you.
xoxox
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Right back atcha, sweet. It's New Years - I gots time:)
xoxo Happy New Year!
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 7:05pm.
That cryptic shit was considered personal? Wtf is a kitten puncher? I know what a donkey punch is but kitten punching? Also, I didn't even see that said on the deleted "guest posters" thread which makes even less sense.
You also stated that personal things were said about Jack too.
Keep treading.
~*~*~*~Happy Heathen 2012*~*~*~*~
Of course Satan is an alt. Don't you know your Bible? False prophets, Antichrist etc.?
Thanks Sweetas --
-- and that pic of Marilyn? DAMN. Gorgeous. Curves, scar, the whole package (okay, everything but the makeup and overbleached hair, but nobody's perfekt). All these wannabes can go to hell. Everyone from Lindsay to Madonna to Katharine McPhee (whaa??) to even Michelle Williams (who should blow whoever got her that job *every single day* for GIVING her that role because she looks as much like Marilyn as Ernest Borgnine) -- they should all just STOP. Nothing compares to the original.
And this gorgeousness was back before the Photoshop weenies. Oh, they still airbrushed, but that smoothed skin and re-shaped legs and hips and stuff -- nothing like the craziness they can do now -- and considering they left the scar there, I'm betting this is un-airbrushed.
Zowie.
Oh, and thanks Sweetas. :)
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I AM on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen. -- Carlos Estevez
Glad you mentioned the luminous beauty that belonged to her spirit I wrote something on it but chickendd on posting. It was an amazing choice for Sweetas persona.
Many think it is physical that attracts But it's more.
Lots of beautiful ppl on Dlisted. Comes thru 01001001000 even in code. Spirit rules. All others pay cash!
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
Glad you mentioned the luminous beauty that belonged to her spirit I wrote something on it but chickendd on posting. It was an amazing choice for Sweetas persona.
Many think it is physical that attracts But it's more.
Lots of beautiful ppl on Dlisted. Comes thru 01001001000 even in code. Spirit rules. All others pay cash!
Doc, I don't want to fly anymore"
angel, thank you....and I love you.
xoxox
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
Submitted by Satan on Sat, 12/31/2011 - 6:57pm.
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It's about personal ATTACKS, dumbass.
See? Now YOU can ask to have THAT removed! :)
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
I will even POST the fucking email I sent to her, and it has NOT been edited.
Submitted by Kendra the Avon Lady on Thu, 12/29/2011 - 11:14pm.
Absolutely no one has their shit right - especially the biggest tittied, thinnest, kitten-punchiest of them all.
I bet you'd fit - so take a swim in your stained gladware, and if Grandma Tupperwear Nazi has already thrown that cheap shit away, take a swim in those xxs old navy pants.
By the way, your ass is probably better than your airhead friend's ass, but it won't be tomorrow b/c after Bjork shit in her mouth (carbs) she went to exercise for 5 hours straight wearing a hefty bag (size 2 or 4 of course).
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I am assuming you are the first person this POS is speaking about, and I am the last. Whoever it was has been deleted.
THAT IS ALL. The ONLY information I gave to ANYONE about that thread, so LEAVE ME ALONE.
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello