Monday, January 2nd 2012
Birthday Sluts
Taye Diggs (41)
Kate Bosworth (29)
Karina Smirnoff (34)
Dax Shepard (37)
Will Kirby (39)
Paz Vega (39)
Christy Turlington (43)
Cuba Gooding Jr. (44)
Tia Carrere (45)
Gabrielle Carteris (51)
Todd Haynes (51)
Christopher Durang (63)
Jack Hanna (65)
I have to admit, my favorite Tia Carrere anything is Wayne's World 2, when she dances with Christopher Walken. She is super sexy. Happy birthday, hot slut!
Taye Diggs is hawt in a he'd probably be a boring lay but he's nice to look at kind of way. He shouldn't have gotten married.
Tia Carerrrrreeeee *drools like Homer Simpson over a donut*
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"It's always funny until somebody gets hurt-then it's fucking hilarious": The late great Bill Hicks
HB harveyprice! May I inquire as to how old you are now?
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden
It's my birthday too...nice to share it with Jack Hanna.
HB Christy you are a Godess. HB Kate B you are sooooo effortlessly cool.
Day 2 of no cigarettes. Lord Help Meeeeee!
Yay to no work for 2 wks since the 23rd!! Whoo Hoo!
I guess I am alone here in finding Taye Diggs to be not hot. He is much to pretty for me. Oh well..Happy Birthday anywayz!
Kate Bosworth...29 in age or in bust size???
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That picture of Taye is a welcome sight especially on a cold-ass day in January. Damn he's fine.
Well HELLO there Mr. Diggs!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Karina Smirnoff is ONLY 34? I was going to put her in the same age range as Tia Carrere; great body though.
Dayum, even in the incredibly unflattering butt-falling-thru-a-inflatable-donut pose, he looks hot as hell.
Bleah, no likey Dax Shepard. His face scares me.
Happy Birthday, Kate Bosworth! Here's a sandwich as your present. You'd be stunning if I weren't constantly distracted by your stick insect limbs.
Happy birthday, Tia Carrere! I wish I looked like you!
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Gucci makes a pool tube? We are close to the end times, surely.
YUM. I saw Tay walking down the street and had to be restrained from tackling him and humping his leg. True story.
Happy birthday sluts!
Edited: stupid autocorrect
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
Taye looks like half a spider in that pic, but YEAH...he's the hot.
Taye Diggs looks like a Dodge Intrepid.
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"Those little bitches can cool their asses in a wet puddle of STAY MAD, because Park Ji Mon's got this." - Michael K
Taye, thanks for last night!
Hellraiser, hahahahaha- "I am NOT a bathroom attendant!!!!"
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
I want to rub baby oil all over Taye and ride that all day….
But nothing holds a candle to Dax Shepard and his huge, thick, python like penis. I want to ride that until I have a chapped ass.
Happy Birthday you hot fucks!
Is Taye sittin' in a designer inner tube? That's one foine man!! Loved him in "Go."
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Taye Diggs and Christy Turlington. 2 of the most beautiful people on Earth.
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I've got a feeling, I'm going to get a lot of grief
Once this seemed so appealing
Now I am beyond belief
-Elvis Costello
Black people are so beautiful.
Even an average looking black person is way hotter than a White, Asian or Latino person. They have great teeth too.
I would love to be black, or to get myself a black piece. White people are to be super hot to score a black person though.
I've read that some black guys like super fat white girls, but that's because they have no self esteem and will give them 20 dollars when they need gas money. Sometimes they will appear on Judge Judy and get the money back though.
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Submitted by SugarFreeRedBull on Sat, 06/25/2011 - 8:13am.
Ziggy, I hope you fall off your soap box. Then people will pay attention... to the green alien blood.
Submitted by Meatblocks on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 9:07am.
Yeah no dirt nap for Quincy..yet. Good to see you to Meat and Happy New Year!
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
"Submitted by Raul Duke on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 9:04am.
It's 2012 and Abe Vigoda is still alive! http://www.abevigoda.com/"
I used to love how they'd frequently work Abe Vigoda into "Late Night With Conan O'Brien'. My favorite was Conan released him into Central Park because 'Pa says we can't take you to California. Go on, Abe, GO BOY! JUST GO!! *cuts to tears streaming down Conan's face*' HAHAHAHA!
Whenever I see Taye Diggs, I think of the great line from 'Ugly Betty' as delivered by Vanessa Williams (she sooo deserved an Emmy for that role, she was consistently hilarious.) 'What is IT with you White people and Taye Diggs?!' HA! And true (said by a White girl).
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
raul! abe! sights for sore eyes. -or causes.
just the other day i lost a bet on klugman. glad of it.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
It's 2012 and Abe Vigoda is still alive! http://www.abevigoda.com/
http://youtu.be/i9WOdnR-Nfs
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I'm not a living legend. I'm just a myth.
HB to all the sluts. Welcome home, MK!!!
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
Taye Diggs...he was great in the movie GO which really was a kick ass film.
Cuba Gooding Jr...Agreed...Cuba is a BRUTAL actor, if I see that "pursed lipped sheer determination" look he does one more time Ima blow my heads off...that's right both of em!
Happy Bday Sluts
Submitted by ba-buttons on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 8:27am.
Haven't you ever heard of the law of sexual karma?
The hotter the person the worse the sex. She's gorgeous, but you'd most likely get more pleasure shoving a Smirnoff Ice bottle up your cornhole.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
hb to jack hanna.
his letterman appearances were a riot.
*peddles off in a mint '88 yugo*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kei83nNbrFY&feature=related
MMMMMM Tia Carrere and Yay Jack Hanna! Hotsluts with the same BD makes sense!
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"I wanna hurry home to you...Put on a slow, dumb show for you and crack you up....So you can put a blue ribbon on my brain.....God, I'm very, very frightening, I'll overdo it...."
Happy B-Day Karina Smirnoff!! As much as I am sure that you are a gold-digging princess in the time-honoured Russian tradition, you are just so incredibly smoking hot that I could care less. Sex with you would be the porno Olympics.
Happy B-Day Tia Carrere!! Sure, you are a hottie, but I like that you are so genuine. A couple of nerd friends said that they met her at some Bi-Mon-Sci-Fi-Con and she was super nice and friendly, going out of her way to sign autographs and take pictures with fans.
Bad B-Day Cuba Gooding Jr. - You are just one terrible actor. "Jerry Maguire" was awful all around so I'll cut you a little slack with that one but "Radio"??? Are you kidding me??? That movie was raw comedy.
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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.
Wow-- that's truly a list of "whothefuckevers" and future F-listers.
Except for Jack Hanna. He's still a hot motherfucker.
Boston Bruins-- Stanley Cup Champs 2011
Happy Birthday, Taye! Now stop cheating on your wife, you manwhore!
Happy Birthday, Christy Turlington! Quite possibly the only decent supermodel. Love her!
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
HB Taye Diggs and Cuba Gooding Jr.
Dax Sheppard please stop trying to be funny-you're not.
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
Yes yes yes and yes. He is so fine
Happy BDay Kate now have a sandwich & several slices of cake.
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.
Gotta love the Gucci!
One of the definitions of "not end well" in the dictionary of truth is: "crackhead leading a crackhead to Mexico..." MK--8/20/11
Taye Diggs is hot hot hot and I would hit that every which way to Sinday!
Kate Bosworth? Not so much.
Does Tia Carrerre still have heauxtential?
I need a recent photo to know. But she used to be!
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Kate Bosworth is only 29 years old, yet she has already bored so many people to death.
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"We are here on earth to do good for others.
What the others are here for, I don't know."
W.H. Auden