A Half-Nekkid Kathy Griffin Gives Mah Boo His Last Giggle Fit Of 2011
Just like a freeze dried In-N-Out Double Double, I don't travel well (Airplane riding is hard! #firstworldproblems) so my ass is every degree of jet lagged and my brain is more fucked than usual today, but this clip from Anderson Cooper and Kathy Griffin's New Year's Eve show has taken my soul in its arms and rocked me raw. There is finally a good reason for why Kathy Griffin is always struttin' around with her disappearing belly button out. Kathy brought the PG-rated ho shit out on New Year's Eve by stripping down to her best Maidenform bra, which caused Mah Boo to ejaculate out a steady stream of giggles. It's like Mah Boo has never seen a ginger in her bra before! It's like Mah Boo is really trying to act like he doesn't remember that time I streaked by his firehouse with my heart crossed in lace and a Tina Louise wig on my head. But whatever brings a giggle out of Mah Boo is good by me. Because when Mah Boo giggles, a no-no puckers for the very first time. And speaking of puckering...
I'd like to thank my spirit animals Lahoma, Sweetas and J. Harvey for spreading foolery all over Dlisted while I was DRANKING my way through Italy with my family. If it wasn't for them, I wouldn't have been able to learn the valuable lessons of Italy. Like did you know the Italians put a special ingredient in their pasta that covers your liver with a protective coating and allows you to swallow whole bottles of wine at one time without your internal organs running out of your asshole for dear life? An Italian doctor told me this. Or maybe it was an Italian waiter. Same thing.
And another thanks to J. Harvey for putting the extra fancy word "cuntafasse" into my dictionary and to Sweetas making me feel better about my completely unhealthy obsession with Mah Boo by making Charlize Theron reach for a restraining order form. Sweetas and J. Harvey did Dlisted good and they did it with less grammatical errors than me. Although, a blind, illiterate kindergarten drop out has better grammar skills than me, so I guess that's not saying much.
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Submitted by GreenFairy on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 12:21am.
I don't think Kathy G has ever said anything that I found even mildly amusing or entertaining. More like cringe worthy and embarrassing.
It's beyond me how Anderson manages too put up with her foul mouthed crassness; he is the exact counter opposite, classy, elegant, educated, mannered and stylish??? But I guess that's what tv execs found so endearing (the contrast), but I just find it cheesy and lame. :o(
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I'm pretty sure it's AC, not the network, that keeps Kathy Griffin on the New Year's Eve show. At least once previously they vowed never to have her on again, so I think they agree with you.
And mannered doesn't mean what you think it does....
Kudos for whatever she's doing, but christ, put it away, lady!
The Sub Trio did a bang up job! Welcome back, Darlink.
As for 50 year old Kathy Griffin, she looks smoking hot, but enuf with the stripping. At least she didn't pull a Janet Jackson malfunction.
IDK,if it was last call and she was the last thing available..I might chuck it in her no-no hole...but that would go against my NY's resolution to stop banging lip sticked lounge lizards ..just sayin tho..
Welcome back MichaelK!!! Thank you very much to our guest bloggers, you guys held it down really well especially with all the incessant shade-throwing of the grouchass, whiney, complainy crowd! KADOOZE kiddos, very well played!
MK we need a drunken vacay slide show, STAT~!
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Plastic surgery addicts rank right up there with reformed fatties in term of being overly annoying. Any excuse to show off the new and improved self. My top 10:
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8.Tyra Banks
9.Jennifer Hudson
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Kathy Griffin jumped the shark a LONG time ago when it came to her comedy routine. Her shit is always the same and her frantic chasing after gay fans for support is ridiculous. I don't care who she courts to count her checks, but her stand-up is only borderline funny at best. And usually it is just repetitive.
And she better show off that plastic surgery now, because I guarantee you she won't be pulling down her pants in about five more years.
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I don't think Kathy G has ever said anything that I found even mildly amusing or entertaining. More like cringe worthy and embarrassing.
It's beyond me how Anderson manages too put up with her foul mouthed crassness; he is the exact counter opposite, classy, elegant, educated, mannered and stylish??? But I guess that's what tv execs found so endearing (the contrast), but I just find it cheesy and lame. :o(
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All due respect to KG and AC - but THIS would have been a great way to celebrate NYE - in Hawaii with Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler and Weird Al -
http://youtu.be/SX63mUW0-B0
(Is Alice actually READING the lyrics? WTF?)
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Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 11:20pm.
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Wow, isn't that the truth? Loove ST! He can still out sing and perform the majority of these nitwits that are "stars" today. =p
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tickle me anderson?
Ahahahaaa at "spirit animals". Pfff! HAH
*slaps knee*
Kathy Griffin cannot stop taking her clothes off. She is so proud of that bod. She should just walk around nude all the time. Flaunt it while you got it, I guess.
Anderson is so cute. I want to take him home too. There should be a full-size Anderson doll with a giggle unit.
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I LOVE the Forever Lazy commercials! I love when the guy at the sports stadium is in a panic because he has to poop, but he's all zipped up. No worries though, because he has a butt flap(although who wants to take a shit in a public restroom wearing one of those?). And at the end of the commercial, the 3 kids in the field jump up in the air, and the shot freezes with them still in the air! They don't make shit like that anymore.
ITA!Very High school Musical...I crack up every time:)And it reminds me of those Snuggie commericals where the one dude was in one and he started "raising the roof" lmao
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
So MK, what did you buy/bring us all from Italy???
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Some exotic sexually transmitted disease doesn't count.
Welcome home, MichaelK.
My fave NYE moment was Jenny McCarthy kissing the cop.
Well actually my fave moment was watching it on TV from my sweetie's bed.
*nephew watching Trick My Truck* "no you can't watch Monster Garage that guy is a cunt"
On T, Kathy Griffin is on a par with octomom when it comes to flaunting their reconstructive surgery.
At least Griffin owns up to it now put it A FUCKING WAY.
Welcome home, MK! Will you be using some fancy Italian words you learned between drinking and BJs in Italia?
Basta! Mangia! Pinocchio!
MK - Promise us that you will never go on vacation again.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 5:43pm.
You treasure your shit? Why? It's disposable and there's always more where it came from. Ohhhhh! Like Pip's alts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ciao,puttana! Ecco il nostro Michele!
Happy New Year,hussies. Anyone else watching the Rose Bowl?
Hey I'm looking after my nephew today. Hmmm, now what does one do with an 11 year old boy??
Sucky, are you busy??
Srsly I JEST.
I love my nephew, we're goin' skateboarding down the beach wif mah doggahs! YESH! Well, he'll be doing the skateboarding I'll imagine. At my age, I treasure my elbow, hip and knee bones and shit.
Did he come out the closet?
Submitted by Dog on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:48pm.
LOL!
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Submitted by Lutrelle on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 5:30pm.
Is Andy Cooper gay? Am I gay? Smh.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Is Andy Cooper gay? Am I gay? Smh.
Can't stand her at all. She will do anything for a buck and attention.
she really needs to stop taking her clothes off. It is not sexy, just desperate.
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why is this woman constantly trying to audition for Playboy? her hotness truly eludes me. tired rag...
welcome back, MK. your imitators filled in nicely, but your poison-tipped computer keys were missed -
I'll never understand why the fuck this woman thinks she's so hot.
Doesn't she make fun of other chicks for acting like dumb sluts? Why does she do that and then continually run around in her undies and bra? I'm gonna guess her excuse is "Oh when *I* do it, it's a parody, cuz I'm making fun of women who run around in their undies." Just like Jewel tried to do when people got on her case for acting all skanky in that "Intuition" video back in the day. HA HA IT'S A JOKE DON'T YOU GET IT IT'S A JOKE GET IT GET IT?
Ugh ugh ugh.
why is this woman is constantly trying to audition for Playboy? tired rag...
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Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 2:56pm.
Why is this woman always in her underwear??? I'd rather see her in a Forever Lazy.
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I would rather see everyone in a Forever Lazy. I can't wait until they come out in prints.
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I LOVE the Forever Lazy commercials! I love when the guy at the sports stadium is in a panic because he has to poop, but he's all zipped up. No worries though, because he has a butt flap(although who wants to take a shit in a public restroom wearing one of those?). And at the end of the commercial, the 3 kids in the field jump up in the air, and the shot freezes with them still in the air! They don't make shit like that anymore.
I just watched the video and Kathi you look ah-aight and all but the moment you open your trap, the semi-sexy for a granny goes right out the window. Surprised M's Boo is so gentle with her. Funny how the dude on the phone ignored her annoying come-ons!
To be honest (and I know how some of the sluts around here feel about her), but Jenny McCarthy was actually kind of drunkenly hysterical the other night.
She sexually harrassed a man on the street (she felt him up and then told him she would would "let him know how he looked" when he walked away).
Also she threw some shade at Will Smith when she said everyone loves him and then under her breath said ("except maybe Jayda.")
Then she kissed that cop like a true drunk slut!
I think she should take over for Ryan Gaycrest since she's 100x more interesting at least.
Stop showing off your tummy tuck, Kathy Griffin. Or at least draw a belly button on there. FFS.
Submitted by Thats_Real_Mature on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 2:56pm.
Why is this woman always in her underwear??? I'd rather see her in a Forever Lazy.
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I would rather see everyone in a Forever Lazy. I can't wait until they come out in prints.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:29pm.
I'll have few other options when my anus looks like an elephants trunk!
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Well, wouldja look at that. And here I thought that was your nose. Huh.
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Okay, even I've had enough of the cumfest circle jerk of Sweetas-MK-JHarvey wanking each other and the Dlisted readers. Stop it.
Welcome back, MK.
Edited for derp.
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I LOVE the KG and AC pairing!
Welcome home, MK, and your subs were a ball.
Welcome back MK.
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M.K.!!!!!!! XOSsss!!
Lol Sucky.
I hate KG except when I watched her reality show. AC is just meh imo.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
lol urmomma!!! I for one enjoyed the booty popping immensely. *grinds on you*
OT - MK's first post back on US soil gets to be about his boo...aaaaw, it's gonna be a good year.
Gross. You're 55...act like it.
"I wash born here, an I wash raished here, and dad gum it, I am gonna die here, an no sidewindin' bushwackin', hornswagglin' cracker croaker is gonna rouin me bishen cutter"-Gabby Johnson
Ok, I have now been laughing for two solid minutes at sucky!
*tears streaming down face*
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You'd think Kathy was a former fattie the way she always tries to flaunt her body...ugh.
A big "Thank you" to your foul-mouthed substitute bloggers. They had big shoes to fill and did quite well. Having said that, God I've missed you, Michael K! It's so fucking good to read your unique brand of vulgarity again.
Hey clam- go for a dig? Ctfu
Submitted by Newportjoey on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:27pm.
SuckandFuck, this was a gay pride new years.....get used to it.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by NEclam on Mon, 01/02/2012 - 3:24pm.
Oh. And S&F. When YOU reach 55, I hope you'll know enough to SIT DOWN as well. Hmmmm?
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I'll have few other options when my anus looks like an elephants trunk!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.