And Now, Some Marital Advice From Kyle Richards
If any of the Richards sisters should get a book deal it's that spastic rouge stain Kim Richards and her book should be titled: 101 Excuses You Can Use To Get Out Of Leaving Your Damn House. But for some bizarre reason, Kyle Richards is the one putting out a book that literally nobody will read. Maybe the discount bin at Barnes & Nobles needs filling. I don't know, but in Kyle's stupid book she drops corroded pearls of dumb wisdom on marriage and cheating. Kyle thinks that if you should "accidentally" fall on the lubed-up fuck parts of a piece that isn't your spouse, you should swallow that secret and take it to your grave. Kyle and her husband of 17 years Mauricio were on Good Morning America (via UsWeekly) today and she explained what she meant by that shit:
"I've seen circumstances with people that I know are in love with their spouse and they made one mistake and I said -- this is somebody that I know, nobody that anybody knows here, 'Listen, if this really was a one time mistake, and you did not put this person in jeopardy,' I personally think you should deal with it with yourself and with God and not go and say: 'Honey look what I did,' because I knew that this would ruin their relationship and their life.And I can tell you that many, many, many years later they're happy and together and she did make that mistake and she has to carry that and live with that."
First of all, why is this free lunch version of Demi Moore giving marital advice? The only advice this ho should be giving is how to pick the perfect pair of sunglasses to make you look like a deranged bee from the future (seriously, all of her sunglasses are so fug). But I guess what Kyle is really trying to tell us is that Mauricio's dick is covered in the remnants of dried side piece juice. What Kyle is also trying to tell us is that if a tree fucks your husband in the forest and no one is around to hear it, it doesn't make a sound.
So the moral of the story is, don't let your husband go into the forest unless you don't care if he fucks tree. Right?
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Submitted by IrishFury on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 2:40pm.
Kyle is def. the best looking and most natural of all the BH housewives but her denial about her sister is so stupid. She;s an addict - just SAY IT!
I like when "older women" have long hair - I am 42 with long hair. Turning 40 doesn't mean we're destined for the soccer mom practical hairdo. I do think she could do with a few inches off though!
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I agree! I'm not saying come back with the midwestern soccer mom special but for goodness sakes a few inches would be nice....but having hair down to her butt is NOT the business.
I know she and Paris are related, but seriously it looks like she went into the plastic surgeon and said "Give me Paris' face!"
Submitted by sweet_b on Tue, 01/03/2012 - 2:35pm.
Goodness why won't Kyle cut her hair.
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Becuz then she'd have nothing to do with her hands.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Kyle is def. the best looking and most natural of all the BH housewives but her denial about her sister is so stupid. She;s an addict - just SAY IT!
I like when "older women" have long hair - I am 42 with long hair. Turning 40 doesn't mean we're destined for the soccer mom practical hairdo. I do think she could do with a few inches off though!
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Dark-sided!
OMG did you read about this guy who's divorcing his wife of SEVENTY-SEVEN years cuz he found out his wife cheated SEVENTY years ago?! Wow.
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/12/30/99-year-old-man-files-for-divorce-ov...
He found her old love letters. Tsk tsk.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
She is right. I always tell people you only confess that shit when you dont love someone or just want to break up with them. So unless you were caught redhanded you shut it and keep that shit to yourself. And even if you are caught, if there is reasonable doubt then its deny deny deny until....
Goodness why won't Kyle cut her hair. I know this is such a small thing but I HATE her hair being that long...I just screams I am trying to hard. Even tho I have to admit Kyle is the best looking one on the show partly because she doesn't look like she wakes up everyday from just having her face nipped and tucked like the other wives. But sheesh we get it your pretty but stop trying to look like your daughters (I hate when moms do that) and cut your hair.
You know who should've written a book was Lisa! I just love her...she looks like an extra on Dynasty...FANCY!!!
I used to like her, but now I can barely stand her. Her man, though, is a hottie and seems grounded.
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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK
And of course she had to shove GAWD in her platitude-filled bullshit.
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"All great truths begin as blasphemies." - George Bernard Shaw
MAURICE steps out on her ass for fucking sure. That cunt is insufferable as all hell.
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
I actually agree with this advice.
Where can I sign up to be his side piece?
She needs to fucking disappear like her worthless nieces.
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Can it be I stayed away too long?
Did I leave your mind when I was gone
It's not my thing trying to get back
But this time let me tell you where I'm at
-Michael Jackson
Excuse me as I ask...
Qui est-ce this bitch?
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"The older you get, the wiser you get...unless you're a banana!" - Rose Nylund
YAYYY MAURICIO!!! He's looking a little Phantom of the Opera-ish here but he is my favorite DEWD on that show! YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MAURICIO! and he's so nice and calm and tall and he likes to have fun and take it easy in life! YAYYYY !!!
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Lol @ deranged bee! ahahahaa
Is she talking about herself perhaps???
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.