Afternoon Crumbs
Either Becks is stuffed or he's got nuts bigger than Posh's lollipop head - Towleroad
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are probably totally completely maybe engaged - Lainey Gossip
Demi Moore put the skills she learned during all her bikini bathroom iPhone shoots to good use for Harper's Bazaar - The Berry
Isn't wheelchair porn the main reason why most marriages end? - The Superficial
Crispy Ronaldo's tweezer holder sexes up a staircase in Esquire - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
That dude hired to guard JWoww of all hos must be wondering when it all went wrong - Hollywood Tuna
Why did I think this was an old picture of Chrissy Crocker? - Popsugar
Blind item solved! Mario Lopez is marrying the Grinch's face double - Just Jared
How nice of Selena Gomez to pick Justin Bieber up a Happy Meal - Popoholic
Taylor Momsen's raccoon eyes and Brit Brit's old weave somehow made their way onto Reese Witherspoon - Celebitchy
I hear that Barbara Walters does this exact move when Elisabeth Hasselcrack tries to cut her off - The Daily What
We're living in a world where a mutated herp sore in a weave has made over $1 billion in 6 years - ICYDK
Official announcement that Fergie has been fired from the Black Eyed Peas and replaced by this lady in 3..2.... - Videogum
Pugapalooza! - Cityrag
Victoria Silvstedt looking as naturally gorgeous as ever - Celebslam
Someone named Max and someone named Michelle went sailing - Hollywood Rag
James Franco is a novelist now - I'm Not Obsessed
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Beckham, nothing but love. The man puts himself on the line, is one of the most professional sportsman I've ever met, gets rewarded handsomely and does a fucking huge amount for charity.
The list of cocksucker athletes worldwide is endless and David has had every opportunity to become one of them but does things the right way.
Good on him.
--thanks awfully--
He's a good looking guy, even though I don't care for all the stupid tattoos.
A reporter fish who actually grabbed down there has verified that David, sadly, suffers from tinymeat.
(Horsemeat = over 9 inches on the tape measure, sizemeat = over 8 inches, average/normalmeat = over 7 inches, tinymeat = under 7 inches, micro-meat = under 6 inches)
Everything I've ever seen of Becks that's not on the field or a press conference makes him seem like a really nice guy. It's apparent he's a bit shy and quiet most of the time and he does a lot of work with kids and is all into his own obviously. I don't know, I don't really get why people hate on him. Vicky however has been rumoured enough times to be a demanding bitch that's it's easy to believe. She is the one who controls that relationship.
Did you guys ever see when he was on Snoop Dogg's tv show that one time? He took him to a chicken and waffles place and Becks ordered a salad, haha.
Paris Hilton got another magaine cover? WHY?
And suuuuuuuuuuuure the Royals talk to her. I believe her. *rolls eyes* Time has not been kind to that woman. she looks like shit.
Becks, however, is beautiful.
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Submitted by little_rascal on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:01pm.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 8:42pm.
HideyHole, your avatar is disgusting.
I don't know why, (not usually squeamish) but it really disturbing me. *shudder*
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Hekki, I totally agree with you, it's a horrifying gruesome picture.
It's a real death photo of Elizabeth Short, murdered in 1947 in Hollywood, CA. The killers dismembered her body and slit her face from ear to ear. It's a famous Black Dahlia murder case. There are several fascinating books about it.
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Christ! I prefer your sweet kitteh, little_rascal!
stuffed with what? a dinner plate? wtf is that?
I thought it was the Black Dahlia at first but it looks too primitive. *shrugs*
I read the book by that whack job who believes his dad killed her. It was very compelling but she looked nothing like the picture he found in his dad's stuff.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 8:42pm.
HideyHole, your avatar is disgusting.
I don't know why, (not usually squeamish) but it really disturbing me. *shudder*
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Hekki, I totally agree with you, it's a horrifying gruesome picture.
It's a real death photo of Elizabeth Short, murdered in 1947 in Hollywood, CA. The killers dismembered her body and slit her face from ear to ear. It's a famous Black Dahlia murder case. There are several fascinating books about it.
Submitted by Hekki - HideyHole, your avatar is disgusting.
I don't know why, (not usually squeamish) but it really disturbing me. *shudder*
I think it's actually the Black Dahlia, Elizabeth Short:
http://www.prairieghosts.com/beth_full.jpg
Probably shouldn't know this. [Admitted Death Hag]
Becks has the whole "I'm so fucking sexy I can't stand it" look down. Total phony, but cute kids.
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 8:42pm.
HideyHole, your avatar is disgusting.
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It's one of the victims of Jack the Ripper but I don't remember which one.
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Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 8:36pm.
I'd love to say something nasty about Dummy Moore but she looks great. If I were to get plastic surgery I'd want to use HER doc.
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ITA--she looks really good. It still mystifies me how she managed to pop out three complete taterheads. Those Willis genes are motherfuckers.
HideyHole, your avatar is disgusting.
I don't know why, (not usually squeamish) but it really disturbing me. *shudder*
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"yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!"
I'd love to say something nasty about Dummy Moore but she looks great. If I were to get plastic surgery I'd want to use HER doc.
Becks is good looking but I wouldn't hit it. The tattoos ruin it for me.
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"yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!"
Demi Moore's "love-hate relationship" with her body seems like it's mostly hate to me.
How the heck is Reese making $20 million per movie? the last time she did anything memorable was Sweet Home Alabama and Legally Blonde. I didn't think she was that good in Walk the Line. She just comes across as smug and GOOP-like in that interview.
I love Becks' sleeve tats. I even like his face, too. It's his voice that's the turnoff :(
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This guy still does nothing for me. So high on himself and not a body I want to suck and slobber all over. He looks like the type who needs it be all neat and shit and cleans up his jizz after with wet wipes.
Him and his wife are ridiculous creatures.
Reese sure is cute, but that hair is terrible.
Yeah, he still does it for me. There. I said it.
And I'm holding an envelope next to me head and it's telling me he's into pegging and thin, leather straps.
"I got your number, hussy." --Ms. Dionne Warwick
He is getting uglier and uglier as he gets older. *cough* it must be the company he's keeping *cough posh* *cough*
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No one lives forever
His fake dick is really getting ridiculous.
Of course D.Beck's stuffed his 'draws. With a voice that damn high it is unlikely his nuts have even dropped!
And the only men that have square nuts...
are mannequins.
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OF COURSE Mario Lopez filmed the entire proposal for Extra and US weekly! (It's airing on TV right now.) *vomit*
Wasn't he the same asshat who demanded his girlfriend not gain weight even though she was pregnant?!?!? DOUCHE.
Oh dear, looks like we may not see the end of Wonks , after all.
It looks like Becks shoved a DVD cover down his undies.
I want to set my wine glass down on his crotch shelf.
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Masturbation is not a GD game of Clue, there is no reason to head to the broom closet with a rope and a lead pipe. –michelleb
James Franco can go fuck himself with all his artsy mega-hipster bullshit.
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Douchechill!
Ummm wtf? Does his penis fold outward when soft, then pop up vertically when on hard.
I heard they use bread. For his balls, I mean.
♥ Threadkilla!
"god bless, buy my single!"~Courtney Stodden
Becks is "hot" but too boring and over-exposed for me to find him attractive. I do respect that he and Posh seem to be attentive and loving parents, though.
RE: Mario Lopez's engagement. It's funny that he thinks people care.
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Douchechill!
Why are his balls fucking square? I'm gonna dive in and investigate further.
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You dumb bitch, I am home.-MK
I think I am also a donkey. I do not know what happened when I left the bar, but I am seriously in love with the donkey.
Submitted by Dog on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 4:45pm.
Is that Becks's idea of an intellectual expression or is he just asking what's going on?
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I suspect Becks had Botox in the middle of his forehead, that's why he's able to lift only the outer part of his eyewbrows. It's a weird "evil" look.
Nice bulge though.
Too many tattoos. Yuck.
Bitch Witherspoon looks like an Olsen twin on that magazine cover.
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Stuffed? It looks like baby Harper's taking a nap in that banana hammock.
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I don't care how hot a guy is (and IMO Becks is not), sleeve tats suck the hot right out and leaves it gasping in a puddle on the floor. Blah.
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I've seen some well-done faked nudes of Mr. Minnie Mouse. He is very handsome and his big fat meatstick offsets his girlie voice.
It's also important to mention that I have first-hand knowledge that he uses lip-plumper on his anus. He likes the sensation. He's so over figging.
Is that Becks's idea of an intellectual expression or is he just asking what's going on?
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Submitted by sweet_b on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 4:33pm.
Amen! I mean these already pretty ladies messing with their face makes no sense. There is no such thing as perfect and these bitches take it too far trying to have no flaws when they are far more attractive than most people in the first place.
lolol guest!! I may need an assistant. ;)
I don't mind Reese Witherspoon but looking at her pics just makes me long for the day when all this excessive photoshopping will be over. No one looks real and everyone looks the same. Hell, for a second I could tell which bland, boring, blonde bitch that was. The only thing was that chin but for a sec she looked like Brooklyn Decker's older shorter sister.
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Goodness, David Beckham is delicious! I usually go for dark skin, dark hair, dark eyes (i.e. Idris Elba) but heaven help me....David Beckham could get all day every day
Wth's going on down there? It's so rediculous... are we not meant to notice because we wanna do him? I mean, we wanna do him, but we're gonna notice as well.
Do him.
lol
One
Billion
Dollars
*practices shitty blowjob technique*
*sets up camera*
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A beauty that makes abuelitas pray for our sinful souls is my kind of beauty. -MK 9/12/11
YAAAAAAASS! -Sage Khia
Oh good GOD. He is so delicious. This is a prime example why you should not open dlisted while talking to your boss on the phone. I basically just started drooling and mumbling incoherently....
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You really have to side clap and pucker for a piece who can stand next to a white feather and out-gay it. - MK 8/3/2011
I don't care if he has helium voice, his body is hot as fuck and I'd lick every inch slowly and slurpee style.
What the heck is going on in the crotch area? Is it like sideways or something?
Thank u Sweetas! Whatatrooper. Now get in there stat!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
I volunteer to personally inspect the goods and report back. Y'know, take one for the team.
But I can't see Beck's package! *frowns*
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Submitted by undinespragg on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 3:53pm.
Does anybody else read "ICYDK" as "I SEE DICK"? And then, of course, I have to think of that kid from The Sixth Sense. Looking at dicks.
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oh honey listen to how gay you sound! oh jesus honey...honey..........
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.