Huge Whore Calls Huge Whore A Huge Whore
Because selling whipped cream vodka with that dead slut baby voice of hers isn't enough to pay her barber bill, Amber Rose has pulled out the names of Kim Kuntrashian and Kanye West from the past and dropped them into a probably paid interview she did with Star Magazine (via Radar). The brand new information Amber Rose spilled out about Kim will force you into a state of frozen shock and the only way you'll be able to snap out of it is with a splash of cold piss to the face. So keep a medical team and a full urostomy bag on hand before you go any further.
The Susan Powter of video hos says that Kim is a homewrecking whore slut skank trollop who had a lot to do with her split from Kanye. After reading that sentence, you probably blacked out and woke up a few seconds later with sore muscles, the scent of bladder juice on your face and a medical professional blinding you in the eyes with a flashlight while telling you you're going to be okay. It's that shocking! And brace yourself for some more:
Amber on Kim: “Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together. She’s a home wrecker!”Amber on how Gay Fish cheated on her with Kim and Kim cheated on Reggie Bush with Gay Fish: “They were both cheating, They were both cheating on me and Reggie with each other.”
Amber on how Kim lured Gay Fish in with the siren song coming out of her asshole: “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person. I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me. She never responded. It’s very important that us women stick together and we don’t fuck each other over like that.”
Amber on how Kim's dick stealing ways led her to true love: “I want to thank her. Because if she was never a homewrecker, then I never would have met Wiz, and I wouldn’t be as happy as I am now.”
So let's see, according to Amber, Kanye is a selfish, douche hole of used litter and Kim is a selfish, shameless whore bag. There are literally millions of pieces of proof that is Kanye is a douche and Kim is a greedy slut, but I never truly believed it until it came out of Amber Rose's mouth. So thank you, Amber. You can stop fucking that chicken named OBVIOUS and saddle off.
Submitted by Karen Flatts on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:48pm.
Wow.
Uhh, just want to correct 1 thing. Gill didn't "steal" Grant.
She saw,went,played golf and conquered.
She's kind of a bitch that way
...if he is to fit any stereotype, it would be stupidity.
I can't believe someone just said Kanye is a musical genius.
Give up, world.
Vagina- American!!!
Submitted by Chola_ on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:21pm.
@Submitted by soapopera4cam on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 5:56pm
Actually Amber is a cusp (I'm a new worldy astrology freak loser). However to have both Libra and Scorpio attributes makes for the fucked up vengeful nympho that is Amber Hoe.
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I think they are both the same cusp actually. With the exception of sex appeal, I'd say it's not a good combo of signs.
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the only reason i keep reading about these bullshit people is because MK says brilliant things like "keep fucking that chicken"
give me give me more!
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Amber definitely downgraded. For all his faults, Kanye would never be caught looking like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekjDx7R59oA
(In the video, Wiz is the one who looks like he needs to be on a Big Mac Combo IV drip for a year)
@Submitted by soapopera4cam on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 5:56pm
Actually Amber is a cusp (I'm a new worldy astrology freak loser). However to have both Libra and Scorpio attributes makes for the fucked up vengeful nympho that is Amber Hoe.
heaux fight! ding!!
It only took the title of this story to completely crack me up!!!!!!!!!!! I'd never actually read it because that piece of absolute nothing shithead Kardashian is mentioned but the headline is awesome.
They're both Libras
Take what you want outta that
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I find it very hard to believe that this trifecta of classiness would act with anything but the utmost integrity.
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Bunch of nasty fkers. Next.
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I read somewhere that the one of the reasons kanye broke up with amber was because all she did was bitch and moan. I can't stand kanye, but I believe she would pull some shit like that. Hoe has some entitlement issues. One step away from complete irreleventcy.
"The ocean is your emotion"-Gary Busey
Kayne and Kim are perfect for each other. Two stupid self-absorbed assholes.
You know it's really sad when you have to listen to delusional shit from delusional skanks...Amber honey sit yo ass down. As much as we here at dlisted like to hate on Kanye...dude has an actual talent...hate him or love him dude is a musical genius....yeah he's an asshole but most really talented people are....you my dear are a dime store hooker that sucked a dick into stardom. The only thing you have over Kim (another useless piece of shit) is that atleast your undeserved fame came courtesy of an a-list celebrity while poor Kim has to get pissed on by Brandy's lil midget brother to become famous. But please honey, spare us your bullshit. You fucked Kanye while he was with his longtime girlfriend Alexis....you know Alexis, maybe your delusional in thinking that when he's writing songs he talking about you when he says "I left a good woman" "I miss my sweetheart" No bitch he's referring to you as the "The Blonde Dike", "the bitch that will do anything for the limelight" and "the ho he found in a strip club"
And WIZ FUCKIN KHALIFA....Ho that is the biggest downgrade ever...yeah not to mention that you fucked Reggie too...Gawd I am so tired of these lame ass hookers...Take yo ass home.
Sorry kiddos maybe I'm just pissed cuz I'm reading about this ho and trying to figure out a way to pay my gas bill LOL
Karen Flatts I think I love you!
Thank you for speaking my mind!
D-vine Lister, if I had some extra cash and motivation I'd make a huge banner with what you suggested and wait for her ass at the AA center.
As if being a Dallasite didn't suck enough, this whore is going to be coming here to find a new Kris/Kanye/Reggie to assmatize.
Submitted by Migraineuse on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:29am.
Side rant here:
"It’s very important that us women stick together"
Does it piss anyone else off when people insist that having vaginas is enough of a reason to "stick together"?
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You're welcome to side with the bepenised if you enjoy a status quo that exploits the vaginated, or if you prefer to remain in denial that it exists. Or if you really really want the crumbs of approval that you'll get from defending your owners.
Other Vagina-Americans find that sticking together helps them resist oppression more effectively.
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Not taking a side here, but I am enjoying the words/phrases "bepenised" and "Vagina-American".
Submitted by LaChaylo on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 1:46pm.
Don't ask me why, but I actually think Amber is cute in a futuristic nerd boy crush type of way. She is pretty talentless but I'd rather see her then Kimee PeePee. I kinda think Amber would be fun to have a drink with, barring the vodka she shills.
Kim will be here in Dallas tonight. I should go to the game and hold a sign that says Kuntrashians Go Home.
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LaChaylo, I HIGHLY encourage that you do that, in fact it should read:
GOT PISS?
KUNTRASHIANS GO HOME!!!!!
(With a big picture of cim and ray j kissing.. the one with cims OLD prettier face)..(or a public urinal..either one works)
YYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!
who on this planet would want to have sexy times with the egotistical gayfish?? I mean for realz, I would be happy he was fucking that std infested Kim Whoretrashian and just giving me spending money, that would be a relationship from heaven cause gayfish is just one big gay fish, he can bump uglies with nasty Kim as long as I stay in the spotlight and get cash and lots of it. Let Kim and Kanye share std's I think that is fine, so why is this bitch complaining, to stay relevant for sure. All a bunch of skanks...why waste energy trying to figure out the mind of a skank...just lost 5 minutes I cannot get back now. Thanks a-lot Whores!!!
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:29am.
Side rant here:
"It’s very important that us women stick together"
Does it piss anyone else off when people insist that having vaginas is enough of a reason to "stick together"?
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You're welcome to side with the bepenised if you enjoy a status quo that exploits the vaginated, or if you prefer to remain in denial that it exists. Or if you really really want the crumbs of approval that you'll get from defending your owners.
Other Vagina-Americans find that sticking together helps them resist oppression more effectively.
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Don't ask me why, but I actually think Amber is cute in a futuristic nerd boy crush type of way. She is pretty talentless but I'd rather see her then Kimee PeePee. I kinda think Amber would be fun to have a drink with, barring the vodka she shills.
Kim will be here in Dallas tonight. I should go to the game and hold a sign that says Kuntrashians Go Home.
No one can be stolen or cheat unless they WANT TO! Which, in my book, makes them a fucking chicken liver lily loser asshole.
You can have a giant ass with all the fake parts to go along with it. A decent person will not cheat.End of story.
Amber, you home wreckin bitch, WIZ IZ MINE!! Thas right sista, don't go stickin' yo bald ass in my manz face, I'll fuck you up!
I'm all for negative Kuntrashian press!!
Haha I wish Kat Stacks would come out a d call kim a slut whorebag!
Wonder what PMK is going to say since Kim has herself on Google alerts!
LOL, the title only had me spitting out water.
Ok, let's guess how long until Kim Kardashian becomes Kanye's latest beard. I give it until February, just in time for Valentine's Day rumors when I expect they will be "accidentally" seen out and about together having a "romantic" dinner.
Other guesses?
Jeez, I wonder which part of the female body is most alluring to Kanye?
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:31am.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:29am.
Side rant here:
"It’s very important that us women stick together"
Does it piss anyone else off when people insist that having vaginas is enough of a reason to "stick together"?
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I'm more prone to stick with the vagina owners.
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REPORTED!!!
(meet me in the back row of the theater, please, for further instructions)
WIZ? WTF?
Skankity-skank-skank whorebag.
Have you seen the shit Amber is peddling? Whipped cream and marshmallow flavored vodka. BARF.
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I predict 2012 will be to Kim what 2011 was to Paris...the tide is turning, people are finally getting over it
They're both whores.
Kims a slutty pig, I hate her. That is all...
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I'm not a slut, I'm sexually liberated. There's a difference.
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ahahahahahaha!
I love that Amber called her out on her whorin'. I would love to see these two curvy womens wrassle!
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The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
Submitted by unemployed_bum on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:34am.
Submitted by dementa on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 11:29am.
Side rant here:
"It’s very important that us women stick together"
Does it piss anyone else off when people insist that having vaginas is enough of a reason to "stick together"? I judge people as people, not because they have the same sex organs as me.
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Word. Besides, as history would show, its the people with the vaginas that do the most betrayal. Men don't act petty like that.
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I agree that women don't have to stick together just because we're women...but men don't act petty like that? Do you mean petty like John and Robert Kennedy fighting over who could bang Marilyn Monroe first (while both were married) just to prove whose dick was bigger? Or like Portia DeRossi's husband running off with her brother's wife? Or like Pink's brother who stole her girlfriend whne she was 13 because "he could"? Maybe you mean Dale Earnhardt, who ran off with one of his closest friend's wife? Or maybe even Vince Gill who was married when he stole Amy Grant from his friend (her husband)Gary Chapman? Or the Irish celeb (whose name escapes me now) who stole his own son's wife and fucking married her?
Or perhaps you mean one of the hundreds of men in greek history who stole their fathers/sons/brothers/uncles thrones and women by murdering them and seizing their "property"? Or one of the thousands of "royals" around the rest of the world who have done the same?
Yeah...men are every fucking bit as "petty" as women, don't you let them fucking fool you. They'll "petty" their way into your bed, your bank account and your life just as quickly as their shitty female counterparts.
ETA: The term "stolen" was used with a heavy dose of sarcasm for anyone woman referred to in the last century, as they were just as "petty" as the men who "stole" them.
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 07/08/2009 - 5:00pm.
Karen Flatts is always a cunt
This lol post title reminds me of:
Gay Bashers Bashed at Gay Bash.
She better leave Amare Stoudemire the fuck alone.
Whore fight!
Bring out the jello, bikinis, pudding, whateverthefuck,
lol dwm!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
It's official, Kanye West has a thing for inflatable rubberdolls that must not resemble actual living women.
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I can't look at the Gay Fish without thinking of that story from last year when he went backstage after an Elton John concert. He was in Elton's dressing room eating greasy fried chicken and smoking Kools - klassy. The article said Elton (who would tell the Queen to fuck off if the spirit moved him) was too intimidated to ask Gay Fish to stop smoking in his dressing room.
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Since Amber downgraded to Wiz, she's been trying too hard to get any notice. With kanye, all she had to do was stand there while he radiated his greatness (rolling eyes), now she has to do some work to keep her name out in the public. She'll be moving on once Wiz' 15 minutes are up and he's on 14.5 already. She tried to get with amare stoudamire before wiz and he wasn't having it...then again maybe he did and it wasn't all that.
I had never heard of Wiz before, so I Googled him and found this site:
http://www.ckhid.com/new-rappers/wiz-khalifa/
I love how he brags that 600,000 people search for him on Google. Yeah, sorry, it doesn't mean you're that popular. It just means that no one has any idea who you are when they see your name, so they have to Google you!!
In other news, I don't care about any of these people.
I think there was a blind item about this shit...about a woman leaving/or being dumped by a big name who never really demanded sex, but gave her lots of spending money(more beard style)...and ending up with a new up and comer (wiz) who was uncomfortably wanting to paw her and have sex with her all the time and not paying her like her previous guy did.
After reading that blind item...I saw her scowling at the MTV music awards with that Wiz guy...obviously not happy with her new man/job.
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Submitted by cake coke and cock on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:15pm.
Cheers lmfao
I wouldn't be surprised if she ended up marrying Kanye...his name does start with a K & as we could see from Kris Humphries that's about the only criteria you need to meet to be Kim's old man.
trust and believe PMK paid Amber to spew this bullshit to keep the Kardashians in the news. irrelevancy is not an option for them and rule #1 in the fameho handbook is bad publicity is better than no publicity at all.
also, she worships the devil. exhibit A is the last pic of her and PMK in the link below. innocent pose? yeahok
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/53337/kim-kardashian-is-stepping-it-up-for-2...