Mimi Tweets About Nick Cannon's "Mild" Kidney Failure
Apparently, there's such a thing as a mild case of kidney failure and Nick Cannon's got it. I guess Nick's kidney hasn't completely went the way of his music career (aka died a fast death), but it's just lying there, paralyzed and has temporarily forgotten how to form emotions. Sort of like Mimi's twins when they glance at this portrait hanging over her Hello Kitty bathtub.
Nick had a kidney situation while the two were spreading their cheese in Aspen (see the foolery below) and is now laid up in a hospital bed. And in true Mimi fashion, she jumped into the hospital bed and forced some tortured nurse to take a picture for her Twitter followers. That nurse now knows how to take a picture while trying hard to control her eyeballs from instinctively rolling out of their sockets. Mimi posted this long ass message with the precious portrait:
Please pray for Nick as he's fighting to recover from a mild kidney failure.This is us in the hospital - role reversal; Last year it was me attached to the machines (after having dembabies) and Nick was there with me through it, and now here we are.
We're trying to be as festive as possible under the circumstances but please keep Nick in your thoughts because this is very painful. They tried to kick me out of the hospital but here I am pon de bed with Mr. C.
We're doing OK but we're "straaaaaanded in Aspen". #DramaticDivaPlace (I know, we could be in a lot worse places) but the truth is as long as we're together, we're OK. I'm not trying to make light out of the situation because it's a serious moment that's very tough on all of us so please keep us and our family in your prayers. LYM.
Nick must have the sicks in a serious way, because his facial expression is brought to us by the letters FML. Or maybe Nick's feeling the pain inside something extra, because his kidney has more than mildly failed after Mimi put that assholian hat on his head for this picture. It'll be okay. That bitch Kero Kero Keroppi owes Mimi, so I'm sure he's good for a kidney.
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Mariah is ugh. I used to adore her back in the day, but once she left Tommy Mottola she just lost her fucking mind. I suppose those were her true colors though.
Oh, and having "mild" kidney failure is possible. I got it when I was about 24 due to E.Coli poisoning. "Mild" just means they haven't shut down completely and it is likely easily reversible. In short, NOT a fun way to spend your time. You feel like utter shite and usually can't keep anything down or in. It takes a good long while to recover from that bullshit even if it is mild.
mimi is looking like that pregnancy weight never really left after all...
speedy recovery to baby nick!
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"and this cow is climbing in bed with him and tweeting the pics. I would slap her!"
Honestly the poor bastard is probably too sick to stop her. There's no such thing as 'mild' kidney failure. I had 'mild' problems (not any kind of failure or reduced functions) with my left kidney about ten years ago, and Christ on a Crutch, not only was I sick for months on end, I thought I was going to meet my maker at 25. Jesus. I can't snark on this at all. I hope he makes a full and total recovery.
"'m a little concerned. Why are his kidneys failing at this age, what the hell happened? "
Probably hereditary in that he either has a family history of kidney problems or a family history of secondary (kidney based) hypertension. In my case, it was both. I'm borderline hypertensive and have been since my early 20s. Even though I'm young(ish), slim, fit and have a really good diet, I'm still fucked blood pressure-wise due to family history. I'd be willing to bet he is the same way. It (hypertension) isn't called 'the silent killer' for nothing. It can wipe out your heart, kidneys, circulatory system, and/or brain. It does not fuck around.
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Damn. That is some serious shit. Ain't no "mild" kidney failure, Mimi. It is all serious. I had chronic kidney failure, 5 years of dialysis and damn near died waiting for a transplant. I really hope he recovers with minimal damage to his kidneys because once they are damaged they just keep scarring. Damn .. best wishes for a speedy recovery to him.
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 12:25pm.
and this cow is climbing in bed with him and tweeting the pics. I would slap her!
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No kidding. Poor guy can't even suffer in private, thanks to his fame-ho wife. Gawd, I hope the money is worth it, Nick. She's insufferable.
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It's never nice to hear someone is ill or injured. I wish Nick a speedy recovery. Mariah...well, at least she's taking care of her partner, which I would hope anyone would do in this situation.
Sad. I feel bad for him. He does not look well.
Yes, this bitch does make everything about her. In the pics, she's like "oh! you are taking a picture?!! Oh my goodness!"
I remember seeing a clip of her on the HSN or similar, she was "ME ME ME butterfly pattern, ME ME ME ME, buy this, MEME ME ME... Even with Nick looking awful, she's up there hoggin' the bed. He's not so bad, Get better Nick!
"The only money shot you'll get is a load of tears to the face." MK
Call me a mean girl, but I don't think Mariah looks all that thin in those commercials. They strategically cover her up and do partial shots. You don't see her full-on for a long stretch like you do with Jennifer Hudson.
I'm not snarking because I know ALL about losing weight after giving birth. (The trick is not to gain that much in the first place!) Maybe I should shut the hell up, because any weight loss is helpful and maybe we shouldn't be holding skinny women up as the standard. Being healthy is what counts.
FWIW, I hope Mimi is happy and I hope Nick is going to be okay. I have a big old soft spot for those two.
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"yay!!! me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club : ) and now im in cave-land.. yay!! we both go panto!"
Her ass looks huge!
Poor Nick. He looks so sick in those pictures, mouth open, looking short of breath and she's making him carry both babies all the time. Selfish narcissistic and delusional cunt. But I like Nick, so I hope this isn't as serious as it looks.
He knows what side his bread is buttered on.
I hate this bitch - why does she want to be a 12 year old girl?
Why does Mariah think she's from the Caribbean? Dembabies? Pon de bed? Last I heard, she was from Long Island. Does she have that weird condition where you stroke out and speak in a different accent?
Mariah, please stop.
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"I have a very poor way of concealing my dislike of people and/or things." -- Evil_Cupcake's Mom
Why is Nick holding BOTH babies in those pictures? Mimi is not helping at all. Take off the heels and hold one of dembabies!
I recently watched Rosie's new show when Mariah was on--Mariah talked all about her weight gain, and how she had to "learn how to walk again" because she was so heavy. I love Mariah, but she is so dramatic.
Anyway, I hope Nick makes a speedy recovery, although kidney failure seems pretty serious so we shall see.
Uh, shouldn't that read "mild suicide attempt"? I'd want to off myself if I had to put up with being dressed all matchy matchy & smelling Mimi's unicorn and glitter farts.
What a stupid selfish bitch. No concern for the man. When my friend from childhood had kidney issues a few years back he was in awful pain. His partner had him all proped up on on pillows. We didnt want to bother him and this cow is climbing in bed with him and tweeting the pics. I would slap her!
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/04/nick-cannon-hospitalized-w...
Dr. Giselle Guerra, assistant professor of clinical medicine at the University of Miami’s Miller School of Medicine, isn’t involved with Cannon’s treatment, but said he may have a case of acute kidney failure, also known as acute renal failure.
“Acute kidney failure happens all of sudden, whereas chronic failure happens over time, often as a result of other illnesses like diabetes or high blood pressure,” she said. Acute kidney failure can range from mild to serious. Serious cases may require dialysis and may develop into a chronic condition.
There are a number of causes of acute renal failure. In some cases, any damage done to the kidneys is reversible. The condition can be brought on by certain medications or other drugs, an obstruction or something that causes blood flow to the kidneys to drop, such as an infection or
dehydration, Guerra explained.
I guess that explains it, still scary though...
I'm a little concerned. Why are his kidneys failing at this age, what the hell happened? And who the hell takes pictures to put on Twitter during a serious time like this? She seems a little "under concerned" if you ask me. Kidney failure is serious.
Unless you're child is seriously ill and you climb in to comfort them (or you're in ponchiks' situation) get your ass outta the damn bed!
My brother was in hospital once and his tacky, dumb bitch gf climbed in with him and my eyes rolled into the back of my head. How can someone rest with another person in there with them? If it was me sick in bed, I'd shove thier ass off!
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I would hate to be the nursing staff that has to deal with either of those two. I bet they are a bitchy handful.
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Besides, it's just marriage! Who in the hell takes that shit seriously? - Michael K
In those Photos why does Nick look more like a Porter than a husband?
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Submitted by ponchiks on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:36am.
Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:01am.
What kind of annoying bitch climbs in your HOSPITAL bed when you're all sick and shit? Nick works hard for the money.
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I did. When my husband was on his death bed I would climb into the bed with him so that he could feel our daughter kick as no-one knew whether he would live long enough to see her being born. The nurses were even kind enough to give us the "fattie" bed, so that my elephant ass could fit in next to him.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
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That ISN'T annoying. That is very sweet and touching.
I hope he feels better. I've never had kidney failure, but I've had kidney stones twice in 5 years. Those are painful enough.
*sniffs* don't make fun of Kero Kero Keroppi. He was my favorite Sanrio character(better than Hello Kitty).
Well, yes, kidney failure can be mild in the same way that heart failure can be (and often is) mild.
Failure doesn't mean that an organ has completely stopped working; failure means that it's slowly failing. Don't they teach this in Grade Six?
A friend of mine had kidney stones. Me, I'm thinking STONES but she said a kidney stone can be as small as a grain of sand. I have no idea why that would hurt as much as it does, but big or small, kidney stones are excruciating, apparently.
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Trash.
Though Nick is the less annoying of the two.
Kidneys that are telling you to fuck off is not fun. Whether it be failure or infection, not a fun situation and rather painful.
Submitted by Sweetas on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:53am.
idk, I like to think of myself as a mild failure. It just has a much better ring to it.
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Mariah made this statement a little too much about her and comparing her birth to someone else's fucking kidney failure (if true) is sheer narcissism.
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elmo, I think J Hudson looks weird skinny. She has a big head (I think she is beautiful), so she needs a bit more body to match it, IMO.
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And if you should say goodbye, I'd still go on loving you
-Dion & The Belmonts
I admit that I expected a quick divorce when these two got hitched, but I gotta admit, they are rather sweet somehow. They really do seem to love each other and they work well despite her being richer and older.
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I, oddly enough, like them as a couple, but it must take some SERIOUS WORK putting up with Miss Carey.
I'd fake an organ failing every year too!
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:01am.
What kind of annoying bitch climbs in your HOSPITAL bed when you're all sick and shit? Nick works hard for the money.
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I did. When my husband was on his death bed I would climb into the bed with him so that he could feel our daughter kick as no-one knew whether he would live long enough to see her being born. The nurses were even kind enough to give us the "fattie" bed, so that my elephant ass could fit in next to him.
I didn't know there was DNA in my ass!
Mariah is soo in love! I love it. Her face glows looking at Nick just like for her babies. I never seen such a glow on any singer or any other actresses face.
Please Mr. Francis Ford Coppola, make a Godfather part 4 with Talia Shire as the Godfather and Kay finally with the program.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:15am.
Deb, between Mimi and Janet Jackson, those commercials piss me off. The 2 of them have had ridiculous amounts of lipo, and have yo yo'd in their weight multiple times. They are terrible spokespeople!
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Say what you will about JHud, but she did that she right, isn't too skinny, and has kept the weight off.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Get better Nick, cause if you don't #dembabies will have to fend for themselves against the unicorn princess.
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"I bet his crotch looks like an uncooked dough cigar lying on a bed of saffron" MK
Unless this is an acute issue or Nick is eligible, disease-wise, for a kidney transplant, Mimi better prepare to raise dembabies on her own. When you have End Stage Renal Disease and go on dialysis, you've been handed your death certificate. It's just not dated yet.
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ITA, PSL. Kirstie Alley too.
I don't get the new Janet Jackson's new ad campaign. She looks ok. Not skinny, but not overweight. What is up with the shots in costume? Are they old?
I'm sure it's a nice paycheck for them. I just dislike the "smoke and mirrors" shit.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Deb, between Mimi and Janet Jackson, those commercials piss me off. The 2 of them have had ridiculous amounts of lipo, and have yo yo'd in their weight multiple times. They are terrible spokespeople!
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Well if you want to make me cry, that won't be so hard to do
And if you should say goodbye, I'd still go on loving you
-Dion & The Belmonts
Karl J. Anglin Happy 2012 Nick and speedy recovery sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What a fucking pathetic woman. Grow up!
He is actually the normal one in that relationship. I need him to survive for the sake of dembabies.
Be intrigued, be interested. DON'T be stupid.---TheBreakdown
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 10:02am.
In the Jenny commercial, the song is "Make It Happen".
yeah, everyone could make it happen with your money and plastic surgeon.
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Hey PSL! Don't forget body doubles and fast cameras!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 01/04/2012 - 9:31am.
WOW, you can get kidney failure from repeatedly saying "yes dear"!?
..NO.. But you CAN get kidney failure from being an overrated pussy! ZING! LOL
.. and please tell me this bitch didnt really type (after having dembabies) .. dembabies bitch.. really? **blankstare** I cant with Mariah, I used to LOVE her back in the music box, emotions days but she lost me when she started tryna act young talkin bout butterflies and what not.. HONEY! Your a grown ass woman, act like one FFS!!
He's trying to get away.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
In the Jenny commercial, the song is "Make It Happen".
yeah, everyone could make it happen with your money and plastic surgeon.
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Well if you want to make me cry, that won't be so hard to do
And if you should say goodbye, I'd still go on loving you
-Dion & The Belmonts
What kind of annoying bitch climbs in your HOSPITAL bed when you're all sick and shit? Nick works hard for the money.
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What kind of fuckery is this?
festive???? pon de bed???? How annoying.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Apparently it is 'mild' as in the mildest form of chronic kidney failure. It will progress over years to a more severe failure.
If I was him I'm sure I would feel like punching that heifer of a wife as she tried to squeeze her fat arse into the bed if I had the energy.
Those babies are CUUTE!
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