Wednesday, January 4th 2012
Open Post: Hosted By Doggie Sunglasses
Sadly, the gift that keeps on giving Michele Bachmann ended her presidential dreams today after coming in sixth place in last night's Iowa Cock Ass. But Michele didn't leave through the exit door without dropping another gem into our hungry palms. During a speech last night, Michele told her supporters that her husband, Marcus Bachmann (government name: The Fabulous Marcus Bachmann), spent the day buying doggie sunglasses on Main Street in Des Moines. The look on his face had "Oops, how did that dick get in there?" written all over it. It was perfect.
FYI: If you ever ask me where I'm going and I tell you I'm off to buy doggie sunglasses, just know that I really mean I'm off to suck dick in a Des Moines glory hole.
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((((( Caprica )))))
I had so much fun laughing and learning with you guys last night: fisting, fetishes, the dangers of mixing ammonia and bleach, that there is a Heroic Cupcake and an Evil Cupcake and they are not the same person...
Good times, for real.
Have a great day all!
Cappy - please let us know you're ok, please. Everyone here can understand being in the depths of despair and feeling helpless and hopeless. If someone else drives you to that point, they're toxic and need to be removed from your life. And then please contact a health care professional to sort out what you're feeling and going through (it sounds like there's much more going on then just a broken romantic relationship). There is no shame in going to see a counselor, especially one whom you respect and trust. There are times in all our lives when we need to run things past an experienced, objective observer who can point out the nuances that we might have missed due to emotion, exhaustion etc.
Remember all of the beauty in the world and that it's still there, waiting for you, even though it appears hidden or unobtainable right now. You CAN get through this - you're a strong, smart, loving, funny, sweet woman who can conquer anything. And we're all here to help you, if you need us.
(((LOVE, KISSES and HUGS ALWAYS)))
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Point taken. I should say as rugged as I like. Too rugged and they get into 'dad' territory for me. -- Fishy, 12/29/11.
TelevisedRevolution:
it is only fair since half my 20s were spent in pituitary limbo!!
@WinterOwl22: thanks alot. I am trying to crank out some more now!
@mike: That's what too many Long Island iced teas will do to you!
But it WAS foreshadowing!
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Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:42am.
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:27am.
Fisting? Oh my widdle cupcake psyche is now damaged.
Melatonin is a crock of crap, at least for me!
Carry on.
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Bet you will be able to sleep now!
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Uh not that well. I got maybe an hour and a half of shut eye, and now it is time to get up and get ready for the day ahead and I feel like a zombie cupcake, in addition to now having the image of someone getting fisted!
On a more somber note, I see Cappy never checked back. I hope she is okay.
CHECK IN CAPPY WITH SOMEONE PLEASE!
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:55am.
Bjork You:
They are not all small, but by large? They are NOT large! I was even on the dancefloor in HK and this latin man screamed at me and I quote...
"Asian women have small pussies! You cannot fuck them with your black cock!"
Dunno why, but the thought of a stranger saying that to you (much less screaming it, in public) made me LOL (literally).
Triston, I just read your story and left a reaction. Keep 'em cumming! Lol
The poster formerly known as Snow Owl formerly known as Night Owl!
random thought - your twenties should be some combination of hot, smart enough to stay out of trouble, lucky enough to do the same, and adventurous.
May we all have had a period of freedom and hotness and the good luck to avoid psychopaths and misogynists and bullies, and instead to meet free lovers and people who wanted us to get off and have a good time, even if they weren't meant to stay around for long.
The especially hot, like Tristan, can keep it going for longer, of course.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
good night, y'all.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
TelevisedRevolution:
Me either. Although I have tried, figuring it wouldn't kill me. But let's just say I knew where my pASSion lies, and it ain't there!
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Bjork You:
I had on gloves that went to my shoulder, so that was not the problem. It was just very strange feeling my hand being clenched on.
I have very small, delicate wrists!
haha!@
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Bjork, I've never been into ass stuff myself, either. Not on the receiving end, anyway.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:27am.
I fisted someone once and it is certainly not my thing, but all I really remember was that I could feel the heart beating so intensely.
Very strange.
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I hope that you washed that arm but (butt!) good.
Or did you wear opera gloves?
Shit, I have to sleep!
Submitted by Evil_Cupcake on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:27am.
Fisting? Oh my widdle cupcake psyche is now damaged.
Melatonin is a crock of crap, at least for me!
Carry on.
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Bet you will be able to sleep now!
Goodnight Breakdown and Televised, it's almost 5am for me!
Great chatting with you guys (have I got a fetish story for you...).
Vulvalicious:
That is HILARIOUS!
@Bjork You: I am sitting here putting the finishing touches on some short stories to possibly include in HC and I am always shaking my head on what to put in. If I should make it mainly the sex stories or if I should put in more personal stories with my friends and our nights out as well. It really is all pretty much done. I have to just decide what goes in the first book. There is enough here for at least 3-4 books as it is.
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Hey Bjork:
THe class was when I was doing "Street Outreach: - handing out bleach and condoms for organizations trying to prevent HIV/AIDS and providing treatment options, etc. There was a whole network here in San Francisco/Bay Area trying to prevent transmission (with bleach and needle exchange, education,condoms, etc), provide support for those infected, especially those newly infected, and to get resources for those who were already in later stages of HIV infection.
Damn, that seems like so long ago.
Anyway, in those days they made a point of educating us about the populations we would come in contact with as street outreach workers, so we had days of training on transgender populations and on IV drug usage, on different kinds of sexuality and on Asian and Latino immigrant populations, on the different street drugs that were popular and how to stay out of drug/sex deals and to be safe and respectful and earn the trust of the neighborhood.....for about two weeks we had this training.
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
I fisted someone once and it is certainly not my thing, but all I really remember was that I could feel the heart beating so intensely.
Very strange.
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Fisting? Oh my widdle cupcake psyche is now damaged.
Melatonin is a crock of crap, at least for me!
Carry on.
Tristan/Breakdown:
What I learned is that it is all about expanding the bubble of sensation, as much as you want, in whatever direction you feel comfortable - and knowing how to safely negotiate those boundaries.
You may find you like to be spanked, and then enjoy nipple clamps and light bondage, and then have that taken into some other realm - but never identify as a submissive (someone who gets aroused by being controlled/under someone's control, simply put), but are more a bottom - someone who likes to lay back and have things DONE TO THEM. There is a difference.
But I, like you, find I have a lot of tolerance for sexual diversity, without being deeply drawn to much of the behavior I've seen. I was a party where a guy was my Dog for the evening, crawling on all fours and fetching things for me, and it turned him right on, but I felt no more sexually attracted to him than I would to an actual dog (ie, not at all). I just wanted to scratch him behind his ears and send him home, and he wanted to be my puppy slave. I felt like a bit of a bitch by the end of the night, having to say 'Sit! Stay!" and leave him alone. I just wasn't turned on enough by it to give him what he wanted.
Anyway, ain't life grand?
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Submitted by Vulvalicious on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:09am.
@Breakdown:
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/010412/image.php?pic=jump.gif
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Ha, ha, IDIOT!!!!
I bet that aluminum shed was quite the cushion, huh? What a great idea, so that he'd have something to bounce off of in case he fell off the trampoline because he'd neglected to button up and belt his shorts before deciding to bounce up and down high in the air.
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 3:03am.
Bjork:
Why does fisting make you sad? Because it seems like there;s no getting any satisfaction after that?
I took a class in Sex Education and saw a video of fisting - and it was the first time I had even heard of it. Suddenly someone's arm is disappearing up someone else's ass. Half the room broke out giggling, and the other half was hurt and angry that we straights/newbies were mortified and disgusted. A great discussion came out of that, frankly.
Ahh, the 90's.
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I know that some people love it, and know that different things turn people on and that sometimes it's not about turning someone on, either.
(That class sounds funny. What was it for, Jesus, a fisting video?)
I guess it's because I have a tight hidey hole or something. I mean, why? But I also don't like that spitting a lugey shit on my genitals. And don't fucking spit in my mouth, either (which is different from the other stuff you do with your mouth and fluids, for me).
I'm just kind of corny, you know, keep your arms to yourself, or at least out of my no-no hole.
@Breakdown:
http://poststuff2.entensity.net/010412/image.php?pic=jump.gif
Submitted by TelevisedRevolution on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 2:52am.
TRistan:
I hear you. I think the whole idea of "safe, sane, consensual" makes the Fetish world, generally,, a lot more ethical than the overall population might be. There is already a culture of 'speaking your truth', as they say, so honesty is pretty necessary in order to A) get what you are looking for; and B) not take anyone on a journey they might be damaged by going on.
So I can see how you might have met some pretty ethical, high-paying folks in that community. Good for you for looking out for the bottom line, hahahaaa!
You strike me as a top, though, if not a dominant - certainly someone who knows what they want and is very comfortable taking charge of things. Just a casual observation. Is that right?
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I'm a top in theory, but in reality a bottom because I'm a lazy lay. My legs get tired and shit.
Bjork:
Why does fisting make you sad? Because it seems like there;s no getting any satisfaction after that?
I took a class in Sex Education and saw a video of fisting - and it was the first time I had even heard of it. Suddenly someone's arm is disappearing up someone else's ass. Half the room broke out giggling, and the other half was hurt and angry that we straights/newbies were mortified and disgusted. A great discussion came out of that, frankly.
Ahh, the 90's.
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Muriel Rukeyser, poet
TelevisedRevolution
Well, I think that in the so-called subculture fetish world it must first be noted that it really is not a subculture. It is more mainstream than most people know. I think it is kept at that status because what is perceived as mainstream is scared to allow it more of an existence alongside it. I see so many things going on around me at these events that I never would even consider doing, but I am not judging anyone that does. the first fetish party I ever went to, I remember having a casual conversation with a friend on a couch as an older woman, probably in her 50s) was being fisted on the same couch on my immediate left by some really good-looking young guy. And we just ignored them and carried on like we were having tea. haha
And although I consider myself a dabbler in some things, your casual observations are right.
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Breakdown,
If you do any porn, I will tell your mother. In fact, I will start a dlisted rumour that you do extreme porn!
Fisting makes me sad.
Vulvalicious:
Your avie is KILLING me! I am squinting trying to see what exactly is going on there!
And no ammonia or bleach necessary. I've had all my shots!
Bjork You: I have heard about that kinky sexual practice of sticking reeds down the peen hole and I cringe! I have had a few friends that have done it and they are trying to extol its virtues and I am like...
"You can KEEP that kinky shit to yourself!"
I'll suffice with keeping my kink above sea level!
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TRistan:
I hear you. I think the whole idea of "safe, sane, consensual" makes the Fetish world, generally,, a lot more ethical than the overall population might be. There is already a culture of 'speaking your truth', as they say, so honesty is pretty necessary in order to A) get what you are looking for; and B) not take anyone on a journey they might be damaged by going on.
So I can see how you might have met some pretty ethical, high-paying folks in that community. Good for you for looking out for the bottom line, hahahaaa!
You strike me as a top, though, if not a dominant - certainly someone who knows what they want and is very comfortable taking charge of things. Just a casual observation. Is that right?
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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet
Breakdown sounds fucking hot.
I bet a night of passion with you would make a bleach & ammonia death worth it.
Televised,
That is so cool to turn 21 abroad, and in Japan!
Triston's confessionals are great, and he has been published before, I will post the link later.
The world is such a great candy jar, why limit yourself to just the green gumballs? Why just stay with gumballs when they have Pop Rocks and licorice? They're all sweet.
Bjork You:
You forget that even if I DO google these, I will not be able to VIEW them as I am in mainland China!
And as far as porn goes? I have been asked to do it but I canNOT with that! First of all, I don't want my as on celluloid for all eternity. Second, they don't get paid enough money as far as I am concerned to do it! Third, the lighting in the porn that I have seen is horrible. If my ass is gonna be exposed on cam for that long, there must be great lighting on my nether-region!
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TelevisedRevolution:
I started throwing fetish parties because I was asked to perform at a few parties and they always pay more and the crowd is actually much nicer. They are in general way kinkier at the parties, but usually they are white-collar workers (lawyers, doctors), so they only go out maybe once a month. But when they DO? They do it up in grand style, are not afraid to shell out lots of money to do so, and they are a much more sophisticated crowd. I have never ever had a problem with any of the people I have met at them and I actually enjoy those parties more even though alot of what goes on around me is not my thing.
As for my stories. I tend to release the sexual ones more because sex sells, and people are not always wanting to hear about the other aspects of my life so much. But as far as what I do in my personal sexual escapades? I don't think they are so far out there. Maybe more so than the general public. But it certainly does not (usually) involve S&M, fisting, sub-dom themes. My stories are more about the journey TO the sex than the actual sex itself.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:49am.
EC! I thought maybe you had disappeared for good. Now I want a cherry buttercream cupcake, but I moved away from that bakery!!!!!
Actually, I thought maybe you were "Heroic Cupcake". Are you?
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Can't sleep and it is pissing me off.
Nope, I am not Heroic Cupcake, I am still me. Heroic is someone else, but definitely not me.
I just had a lot going on from around November until this week, plus some not so happy things which kept me off the D. I was also really sick from about the middle of December and am only feeling better now. So that is the scoop.
And YES, mixing bleach with anything is EVIL! I actually got a type of cold from mixing bleach and another floor cleaner once. I had a sore throat, coughing, and congestion, and I really thought it was a bad cold, but it was what I termed "bleach poisoning". Never again.
Breakdown, do you throw fetish parties just because you are a good sport like that?
When you describe your sexual adventures (and I like your writing style, by the way - you always leave one wanting just a bit more), I think you go beyond what a lot of 'vanilla' types would admit to - but not beyond what they would enjy if they let themselves.
Then again I haven't read any descriptions of your toys and tricks in great detail....I guess I need to be a subscriber? :)
One of my former friends is the self-appointed Queen of the Submissives in San Francisco - "former" because, like most Divas, she can't stand to share the spotlight - and I have attended my fair share of Kink events - but I find that, for me, it don't mean a thing if it ain't got that swing....
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:55am.
Bjork You:
They are not all small, but by large? They are NOT large! I was even on the dancefloor in HK and this latin man screamed at me and I quote...
"Asian women have small pussies! You cannot fuck them with your black cock!"
Um....
And yes, these Chinese people here told me that in Japan the kiddie porn is everywhere. That porn companies recruit people on the streets in business suits with promises to make them a star. And they have genres of porn featuring animals and insertions that I cringe even thinking about.
And yet and still I want to go SO bad. Does that mean I am kinky?
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Google:
1 Man, 1 Jar
1 Man, 2 Needles
woman fucking urethra with dildo
(And that guy on the dance floor is an idiot. He'd probably want to bring back Chinese footbinding to make the vaginas even tighter. Major eye roll and side eye to that idiot.)
TelevisedRevolution:
I heard about the lack pf public freedom too. IE, no talking on your cell phone in public. Um, EXCUSE ME?! A friend of mine told me he was escorted off a Tokyo bus for talking on his cell phone during a ride. Unbelievable.
And as far as sexual adventure? I may be chocolate, but I am closer to vanilla in what I DO. Sure, I have a few stories of general skank, but they are rather tame to the things I have seen with my own eyes.
But then again, I throw fetish parties, so I have seen alot go down (and up...don't ask!)
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Bjork and Tristan:
If we are talking CockEthnicitities, my luck with Asian dick has been pretty good. I've had average to above average in size, skill, or both. And I've had Japanese, Happa (Chinese-American or Japanese-American), Pilipino, and Thai.
But I became sexually experienced in Japan - I turned 21 there - so your mileage may vary.
I highly recommend Japan for the sexually adventurous, if just that there is a shift of emphasis from private sexual guilt to personal sexual freedom, but public freedoms are cut way back. Women are supposed to be more childlike, men are supposed to be more stoic...I don't know, I'm not Japanese - but I don't think you get something for nothing.
I never saw actual kiddie porn out there,, though, thank god.
Anyway, I'm a little drunk, but I have good memories of Japan, both in and out of the futon. So, go forth and conquer, Breakdown.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:53am.
Srsly ppl, do not mix bleach and ammonia. It makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic and will kill your asses.
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Where were you those many years before?
Really, I had trouble breathing, it was in my lungs long after I had cleaned and gotten rid of it... dumb ass.
Submitted by Bjork You on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 2:03am.
Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:53am.
Srsly ppl, do not mix bleach and ammonia. It makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic and will kill your asses.
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You can actually develop pneumonia from inhalation of a lot of chemicals as well. Always make sure you have good ventilation when using even common things by themselves, things like bathroom cleaners. That Ka-boom shit is horrid for creating fumes.
My daughter was using it in her bathroom and didn't open the window and turn on the fan like I told her to. smdh. She came out after a few minutes, "Mom, I don't feel so good". Dizzy, kinda nauseous. Luckily, she didn't stay in there long, it could have been worse.
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Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:49am.
EC! I thought maybe you had disappeared for good. Now I want a cherry buttercream cupcake, but I moved away from that bakery!!!!!
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How are you, Undie?
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Fucking tired, but I can't sleep. And tomorrow I have a mom date that I totally don't want to go on because I don't feel like talking about her kid and being a PTA mom. I seriously need a vacation from my life. (I guess I just should have said fine?)
You?
"The bleach and ammonia are evil." fact is something my ex-hubby and I fought over once. He's the sciencey-type and thinks he's smarter than everybody, including me, so here are some of the things that I told him that he had to look up before he would stop arguing with me:
1. A plum is a fruit.
2. You shouldn't mix bleach and ammonia.
3. Hard water sometimes has things floating in it.
4. It takes more soap to get a lather in hard water, and it causes more soap scum.
5. Water boils faster in a pot if you put a lid on it.
When I think back on these things, it's no-fucking-wonder it took me so long to get out of that relationship, since I was constantly being belittled and told how dumb I was.
Submitted by undinespragg on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:49am.
EC! I thought maybe you had disappeared for good. Now I want a cherry buttercream cupcake, but I moved away from that bakery!!!!!
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How are you, Undie?
What you described is making me whoozy...
Bjork You:
They are not all small, but by large? They are NOT large! I was even on the dancefloor in HK and this latin man screamed at me and I quote...
"Asian women have small pussies! You cannot fuck them with your black cock!"
Um....
And yes, these Chinese people here told me that in Japan the kiddie porn is everywhere. That porn companies recruit people on the streets in business suits with promises to make them a star. And they have genres of porn featuring animals and insertions that I cringe even thinking about.
And yet and still I want to go SO bad. Does that mean I am kinky?
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Srsly ppl, do not mix bleach and ammonia. It makes chlorine gas, which is highly toxic and will kill your asses.
Altho we probs shouldn't be discussing shit that will kill you on this thread.
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:38am.
My illness today had nothing to do with chemicals, legal or, sadly, illegal.
Just nonstop vomiting, I mean, nonstop. It was terrible. But I'm okay now!
EC! I thought maybe you had disappeared for good. Now I want a cherry buttercream cupcake, but I moved away from that bakery!!!!!
Actually, I thought maybe you were "Heroic Cupcake". Are you? (Not trying to start shit, for reals.) Is there just another cupcake? If so, yours is still the avie that makes me want a delicious cherry buttercream cupcake.
They are the next best thing to an orgasm. They even make my toes tingle. (Which is probably a sugar rush and I'm going to get diabeatus.)
Submitted by TheBreakdown on Thu, 01/05/2012 - 1:38am.
Bjork You:
Did you down any chemical agents or something?! And no, I have not seen any porn here in China, but from what I have been told, the place to see some kinky porn is in Japan. I heard you can buy it there at the 7-11 and they have some TWISTED genres. I want to just SEE this with my own eyes, if possible.
And yes, I can confirm one thing, however.
Asians are hung like thimbles.
*smh*
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I have only smoked what I think is chemically enhanced weed.
No, the fumes from mixing certain cleaning fluids are pretty dangerous.
As for Japan, Hotmami, a dlisted poster who was stationed in Japan, shared that there is child porn in the sex stores, which is why American military personnel can't go in there. And it's not grown women dressing like girls, but actual girls, and boys. But when I watch Japanese porn here, the penis, no matter the degree of the other acts show, is blocked, pixillated.
Triston, have you seen 1 Man, 1 Jar? Chiiiiiiiild...
I have had much better luck than you with transcontinental genitalia. Well, not really, you have that shit LOCKED, but I don't agree about the penis. Imagine, billions of people there, and you just keep finding the tiny peens!