Monday, January 9th 2012
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For January 6th!
The world's first 100% effective birth control has been approved by the FDA. - BaconSlut
Runners-up:
From the nifty shoe designers who brought you the "fuck-me" pumps, here's the "foot-in-your-ass if you're into that" pumps. - Das ist ein Dreck
The phrase "crocodile tears" finally makes sense... - GingeMinge
Chaz Bono's 'A Peen For Everybody Foundation' launches *Pink rubber Boot Day* Wear a clitty pink boot if you love someone who's had a urethral penoplasty. - Sandbitch
via Poorly Dressed
Congrats, sluts! That was a hard one (and yes, my nipples just sat up and looked around)
Wha...?!? Wow! Thanks, MK!
'Grats to all the other funnah whorz as well! :D
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Good job weiners!! Das, I snorted aloud@ that one LOL
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FANTA FANTA, NO COKE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lnRDU4LdZE
Meat Loaf was in the middle of a show when his knees suddenly hit the stage floor like a narcoleptic bat out of hell ~MK
Congrats, winners!
SANDY ♥
Whoa. Michael K must have finally forgiven me.
Well played, everyone!
BaconSlut - congrats - you hit that one right on the head and made it giggle...!
Congrats to all the witty winnahs! Excellent captions, (esp. Bacon Slut)!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Congrats winners and toe sucks to the queen of avies SANDBITCH♥!!
Congratulations to all on fantastic captions!!
Congrats everybody, and sandbitch, I love your avies!
OURMISSCunt - per the inimitable suckandfuck, 12-23-11.
These captions were FUR-TOEs-T-IC!
*gives noogies to gingy & sandy*
*chanting as always*
"I feel the burn it must be Vern" PERKY 2011
For the West Hollywood stage version of the "Lord of the Rings" saga, the scope of the wardrobe changes knew no bounds.
[apologies to ^Micahskin but i had to go ahead with it]
The Infantata of shit trends. now available in Pepto Hilton pink.
This is the seventh sign of the apocalypse, isn't it?
Ya wanna know why Bilbo Baggins never married? Wellllllll...
"First, you have Gay marriage, then you have incest and polygamy and it all end with this unholy abomination!" - Rick Santorum
How much more time do I have?
Submitted by The New Improve... on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 3:34pm.
"Do they exist in real life? ...Someone tell me."
Hi there, The New Improve! *waves with foot* This is the closest I could find for you. It might not be EXACTLY what you're looking for, this is more of a summer shoe, but for this price you simply can't go wrong. http://www.rei.com/product/810972/vibram-fivefingers-performa-jane-fitne...
As GloriaB, the first reviewer (of 5 reviews, all 5 star, no surprise there!) says, "WOW!! Comfortable and Stylish... I even took them to wear all day at a casino." Well, glory b!, I think we have a winner!
OK, I agree, enough out of me. *waves buh-bye with other foot*
Does it come in navy?
Ed's family needs to eat so he finally designed something that actually might sell. His last designs didn't go over so well:
http://www.vincentchow.net/1161/human-skin-shoe
The merchandising push for "The Hobbit" has started a winter early, with targeted products for Montreal's gay village
Mario Botalli's line of ladies footwear. The Crugg!
WTH is that?
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Just hit the mute button or turn your ears into vaginas (aka fold them over each other). - MK
David Russell told police that Courtney Stodden had become "provocative" on the set of Salacious Snow Bunny - and that he himself had developed a fetish for women's footwear.
MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://hkbuellfamily.blogspot.com/2011/03/legend-of-pinkfoot.html
"...when they are around the campfire they'll tell "a spooky story called The Legend of Pinkfoot." When they got to the campfire they started to tell the story. And lo and behold, PINKFOOT APPEARS AT THE CAMPFIRE..."
The ninth circle of Hell now has its own signature line of footwear.
The boot that ate good taste.
The Gay Fish himself gives us a sneak peak at his new fashion line, decidedly butch on bottom and femme up top he calls this little number the Latifah Loafer.
Talk about a cover up......This is WHAT Rachel Zoe came up with ...for Lindsay Lohan during her house arrest? Well, at least nobody "actually" saw the foot bracelet the courts order her to wear, ALLEGEDLY
WHY WON'T FENDI LET KANYE BE GREAT????1!!!??11???!!
In the bedroom or out, nothing says "fuck times are over" like a pink sock.
Uggs, Crocs and Vibram Five Fingers have mated to materialize Michael K's worst nightmare. Behold the spawn of all evil: The Crugg Five
For the Jersey Girl who wants to go in the ocean, cruise the boardwalk in comfort, and go out clubbing without having to change footwear.
After Michael K dissed Snookie and Xtina one time too many, he woke up in a strange empty apartment with his trick, all of the feeling in his anus, and his shoes missing. There on the bathroom floor next to his head were a pair of these, adding 3 new dimensions of pink to his Sunday morning walk of shame.
Just like Prince Charming and his glass slipper, Lamar Odom searched high and low until he found The One.
And some where out there Rosie O'Donnell is missing her foot and cankle
That's what you see when you go to missinglinkmeets_PerezHiltonPaylessBoots . org
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The latest post-holiday Chia Pet offering has lowered the mediocrity bar substantially.
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"Uh, hello, room service? I'd like some bacon, a couple of Cokes, and a bunch of whores." -Butthead, of Beavis and Butthead
Awww... Katie tweets first pic of Suri's stunt queen wardrobe from the new Mission Impossible.
MISSION IMPOSSIBLE Stop Daddy From "Cruising" ... in theaters Fall 2012
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For the peachy price of only $19.99 (plus processing and shipping) you too can own your own pair of sasquatch feet, in designer pink!
And for the first 25 callers you will get your own DVD on how to yodel like a TRUE Yeti with Khloe herself
Call quickly for a limited time only....
1.800.CHEWIE
...and that was the day the world went to hell in a (pink) handbasket.
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Submitted by Skinnymalinky on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 4:03pm.
"The new Hell-no Kitty line from Uggs."
And we have a winnaaaaahhhr! LOL!
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"When I come up, I rush, I rush for you..."
Papa Joe better start exercising some creative control before Jessica's pregnancy brain bankrupts them all.
Before you judge Nikki Minaj, walk a mile in her shoes.
And what's hot next summer...
FOCBOOT
by
Angelyne.
Kate Bosworth now curates designs for ShoeMint.
Smart fashion for people who enjoy shoes and more jammed up their swampy culos. Paging LeAnn Rimes!
The all new "Mah Boo Loves Pink" Fuggs
When Maria Shriver saw the maid's kid wearing these shoes, she knew in an instant something wasn't right
Cameron Diaz has been looking for her slipper all day.