Friday, January 6th 2012
Justin Bieber's Jesus Tattoo Is Missing Something
Justin Bieber and his daddy, the Canadian KFed, went to Shakey's in L.A. yesterday and as he jumped onto the booster seat on the driver side of his Range Rover, he flashed the new Jesus tattoo on his leg. It's nice and everything that the real Jesus is paying homage to the other Jesus with an ink portrait on his chicken leg, but it's incomplete! Let me fix that for Justin:
Jesus' eyes rolling up into Justin's shorts was just screaming for that. I will fax this to the tattoo shop inside of the Kid Zone Play Center, so Justin's artist is ready to go. I'm sure his legal guardians, Selena Gomez and Usher, have already signed a consent form so Justin doesn't have to worry about that.
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Submitted by Vulvalicious on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:42pm.
I can't tell, but are jesus's eyes pointing toward the Bieb's adlers?
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I thought the same thing.
It looks like Jesus is side-eyeing his hairless huevos.
Not a good look.
For The Bieb's or The Son of God.
I feel like the eye roll in Jesus's face is an indication that he too is over Beiber.
Is that Bieber's dad? He looks like a bag of vinegar w/a plastic twat nozzle.
(Sucky would let him.)
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:27pm.
I dunno, I've just seen better tats. Maybe ugly isn't the word, it's just so basic and unoriginal, but that's just me. It's like he chose that tattoo simply b/c it looks like a prison tat, which doesn't make him look any less of a prepubescent lesbian.
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I think it's a good tattoo, but it's just ugly on HIM because he's got a scrawny ass little white pasty chicken leg. That tattoo on a muscular leg or arm with nice skin coloring wouldn't look bad at all.
In the not too distant future, he'll be wearing a maple leaf bandana to cover his baldness and hosting Canada's Dumbest Criminals.
I can't tell, but are jesus's eyes pointing toward the Bieb's adlers?
His dad is such a FUCKING TOOL! I thank the heavens for giving me a dad who wore carhart jeans and a United Steelworkers Local 105 t-shirt most of his life.
Pull your pants UP, you little fucking poser! You're not gangsta, you're not bad ass, you look like a stupid, scrawny little fuck who left the house without his belt. Grrrr...such a pet peeve of mine.
OMG sucky! Ahahahahaha!! *prays to Justin's leg for forgiveness*
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:25pm.
GO TO CHURCH AND ASK YOUR SICK JESUS.
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LOL!
I saw this guy with a Jlo ass ( yes a guy) pushing a baby carriage sporting this look! Who the fuck thinks that is ok?
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:25pm.
He looks like an anorexic Fred Durst with hair from the back. Are the late 90s/early 2000s considered retro already? *feels old*
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No, it’s just that from the late 90s til now no new trends have arisen.
These pix look like the parking lot of a gay bar that just closed for the day
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:30pm.
No shit...where'd you read that?
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(I heard it through the grape-vine. I'm a much better listener than GOD is).
His dad looks like a late-life back up dancer.
"chicken leg" hahaaaa. he also has a bird chest.
Submitted by Satan on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:12pm
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No shit...where'd you read that?
He looks like an anorexic Fred Durst with hair from the back. Are the late 90s/early 2000s considered retro already? *feels old*
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:53am.
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:47am.
There's a reason why there's an age limit on getting tattoos, that shit is ugly....
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Is it ugly..lol?, I don't have any tats so maybe I'm wrong and my "good work" analysis
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I dunno, I've just seen better tats. Maybe ugly isn't the word, it's just so basic and unoriginal, but that's just me. It's like he chose that tattoo simply b/c it looks like a prison tat, which doesn't make him look any less of a prepubescent lesbian.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
http://chakrakahn.tumblr.com/
Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:23pm.
Sucky? I would think you're the resident expert on hairless young boys please tell us, does Justeen have a single hair on his balls yet?
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GO TO CHURCH AND ASK YOUR SICK JESUS.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by beakers bitch on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:22pm.
53% off of a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. 53% off!! Wtf?
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A singing toothbrush Wtf!!??
Submitted by Bree on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:11pm.
Does he even have a hair on his body?
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Sucky? I would think you're the resident expert on hairless young boys please tell us, does Justeen have a single hair on his balls yet?
Submitted by agirl on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:19pm.
Is that Bieber buttcrack I see? (And I really could have lived without that)
Why is his ass blue/gray?
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Exactly my first thoughts, buttttttt, it looks like he's wearing grey briefs and the outline of his crack is showing.
Today I got an email from Groupon with an offer of 53% off of a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush. 53% off!! Wtf?
Is that Bieber buttcrack I see? (And I really could have lived without that)
Why is his ass blue/gray?
Hahaha @ Deb & his first period. Ewwwwwwww
It's a sad state of affairs when you realize that even the weakest of the New Kids on the Block could have kicked his ass.
I see ass crack
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:08pm.
JESUS IS A PEDO PREVERT LOOKING UP JUSTY BEIBY'S CROTCH. I HOPE HE GETS BANNED.
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OMFG! BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
You aint right boi.
Submitted by Gigaboob on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:08pm.
Didn't he knock up two girls? OK fine, bitches, it's impossible. But why do the biggest heathens get the most religious tattoos?
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Jesus died on a cross so people could be absolved of their sins.
OOPS
Is he EVER going to hit puberty? Does he even have a hair on his body?
Ew. I'm going to jail now.
oops
The wearing your pants below your ass trend makes me stabby as hell. It needs to DIE! Faster than neon died in the late 80's.
Pull those damn pants up and put some drawers on!!!
Submitted by suckandfuck on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:08pm.
JESUS IS A PEDO PREVERT LOOKING UP JUSTY BEIBY'S CROTCH. I HOPE HE GETS BANNED.
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okay, that fucking cracked me up.
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It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
But it ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep.
It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore.
Satan, it depends who does the depicting. In early Christian art he looked Semetic. Northern Europeans gave him their features. People want to worship somebody who looks like them, I guess. In Africa he is depicted black.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Does Justin BeBe boy realize that having your asscrack showing like that is a bonobo sign of submission in the prison system?
Eh?
Didn't he knock up two girls? OK fine, bitches, it's impossible. But why do the biggest heathens get the most religious tattoos?
Dad is really a douchebag of the highest order. Clearly why I find his daughter to be extremely insufferable.
JESUS IS A PEDO PREVERT LOOKING UP JUSTY BEIBY'S CROTCH. I HOPE HE GETS BANNED.
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
Submitted by TBH on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:58am.
Why doesn't he pull up his pants? He looks like an idiot I hate that fucking style.
No kidding. Between Lezbeever and his papa, these pictures hold everything I hate in young men's styles these days.
Now I hate them even more for making me sound like my grandmother.
*adjusts pearls and bun*
And how much longer do we have to wait for a portrait of Xenu painted over this ?
Submitted by Foreskin Salsa on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 12:03pm.
Everyone blames shit on me. Like God doesn't fuck up? Pedo Priests? Hello?
Yeah, Deb. Why do they always depict Jesus as some white dude with blue eyes? The man was a SEMITE!
Look at Satan acting all innocent, like Justin isn't one of his minions sent to torture humanity.
Sorry, Satan. My Jesus will forever look just like Ted Neely in "Jesus Christ Superstar", or in a pinch like Jeffery Hunter in "King of Kings".
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
PICK UP YOUR FUCKING PANTS, ASSHOLE.
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It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
But it ain’t losing sleep
And I ain’t counting sheep.
It’s so funny how we don’t talk anymore.
Ugh the fucking pants situation!
Submitted by guest on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:59am.
It just has to be the rub on kind.
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I can just imagine the advertisement for that:
"Rub one out for Jesus"
I see the douchey apple doesn't fal far from the tree.
LMAO at Gurl Please, MK!!!! People at work are walking by giving me weird looks...
Well aren't you just carrying around a big bag of nothing!
It just has to be the rub on kind.
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
Why doesn't he pull up his pants? He looks like an idiot I hate that fucking style. LOL at the gurl please, and the poster who said at least it doesn't look like Russell Brand haha.