Friday, January 6th 2012
Justin Bieber's Jesus Tattoo Is Missing Something
Justin Bieber and his daddy, the Canadian KFed, went to Shakey's in L.A. yesterday and as he jumped onto the booster seat on the driver side of his Range Rover, he flashed the new Jesus tattoo on his leg. It's nice and everything that the real Jesus is paying homage to the other Jesus with an ink portrait on his chicken leg, but it's incomplete! Let me fix that for Justin:
Jesus' eyes rolling up into Justin's shorts was just screaming for that. I will fax this to the tattoo shop inside of the Kid Zone Play Center, so Justin's artist is ready to go. I'm sure his legal guardians, Selena Gomez and Usher, have already signed a consent form so Justin doesn't have to worry about that.
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I do not even hate Bieber because I feel like he is really talented--regardless of the fuckery that has gone down since he got famous and shit. But this is just a horrible mistake. At least he can probably cover it at some point when he is older.
Yo snowy! Right? Ohhhh Jimmy!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:40am.
Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?
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Apparently not.
The depiction is incorrect anyhow. Jesus was a Jew and he had a huge HONKER. I should know.
The more that scrawny little jerkwad tries to butch up her act, the dumber she looks.
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My "give a fuck" is still broken but my "go fuck yourself" is fully functional.
LOL deb, ewwwwwwww
Where is Jimmy Bocca to tell you all to leave the Beibs alooone! "Who the eff are any of you to judge someone and what they want to do to THEIR body!"
;p
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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky
@Whamo "Russell Brand with a stick stuck to his head"
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LMAO! Let me repeat. Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Forget the Jesus tattoo, WTF, is that his ass crack in above photo?
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:47am.
There's a reason why there's an age limit on getting tattoos, that shit is ugly....
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Is it ugly..lol?, I don't have any tats so maybe I'm wrong and my "good work" analysis
Submitted by Deb on Fri, 01/06/2012 - 11:40am.
Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?
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LMFAO!
As far as Jesus tats go it looks like it's pretty well done anyway, I mean it doesn't look like Russell Brand with a branch stuck to his head anyway
When the Bieb gets her first period, how cool would it be if the blood runs down to Jesus? Like a miracle!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
pull up your garaminals stoopid cum stain.
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♦ When all else fails, they call me.
♦ Life sucks. Shit Happens. I'm a student of t-shirts.
I like how Biebs paired his new Jesus tattoo with a big gold Jesus pendant necklace.
There's a reason why there's an age limit on getting tattoos, that shit is ugly, Jesus would be ashamed. I've had so many tattoo ideas over the years, and it's always changing, by the time I will think of something I will probably be too old for that shit. I have plenty of body piercings, guess I'm fine with that.
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What would Jesus do for a Klondike Bar?
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You just know his dad uses the "wanna make another Bieber?" pick up line.
Soul patch fail
Poor kiddo though, I wonder if he's aware that his father most likely would have nothing to do with him if it weren't for the fame.
Well, besides the fucking Biebers. Forgot to mention that.
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
Besides maybe the Kardassians, are there any another families where you just want to punch each person in the face HARD?
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"Joy and sorrow are life's companions."
That is fucking hilarious! Jesus IS rolling his eyes!
FIX YOUR GODDAMM BALL CAP YOU LITTLE FUCKER!!!
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"Dog, Jack drinks exclusively at the Braille Bar." EastEndGirl, 11/01/2011
OK MK.... Gurl Please brought tears to my eyes. I'm still chuckling!
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Bitch, Don't You Ever!
Nice try, but take that Steelers hat off, you little bitch. The Steeler Nation denies your citizenship!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Isn't Shakey's like a 70's version of Cici's pizza buffet?
His dad is gross.
The dad is a TOOL and the lesbian, well....PULL YOUR FUCKING PANTS UP!
MK = succinct.
Hasn't Jesus suffered enough?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
The Lord looks like he's about to hurl in that pic & who can blame him?
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done because we all hate that.
OMFG! I needed that laugh! Thank god for MK!
God, I hate this douch nozzle
*rolls eyes*
His dad looks like a reject from VH1's Tool Academy.
LMAOOOOOOOO @ gurl please. I'm tempted to use it as my new avie.
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Douchechill!
Having a tat of Jesus looking up at your nutsack and ass crack has got to be the epitome of narcissism.
Well, at least it wasn't Selena's name. And the dad signed the consent I suppose? Dumb fuck.
Well, at least it wasn't Selena's name. And the dad signed the consent I suppose? Dumb fuck.
Lmfao mk!!!!
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Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Sat, 06/11/2011 - 9:32am.
It's ok to be a redneck by the way.. just don't yell git 'er done becaue we all hate that.
So he got a tattoo of Jesus looking at his butt crack?
GIRLFRIEND.....................PLEASE
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.