Birthday Sluts

Sigh, he keeps getting older and older and I haven't fucked him yet?!?!?!

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"That's what Jesus would do. Give you a blunt when you're down." MK
"I'm from the New Jersey where we say "AYY! FUCKA YOUA PIZZA PIE!!!" " Sucky

The Thin White Duke is 65? Wow, 65 is the new 35 now. Happy Birthday Ziggy Stardust

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"Shut up, bitch - it hurts to be beautiful" - Richie K. 2005

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

OK, now im babbling. csb cool story bro. i once went on angie bowies website and wrote her an email and she wrote back. she seemed pretty cool. i think david fucked her over, read her book backstage passes, basically after he dumnped her, his music declined, he did the lets dance album to make some quick bucks. she got screwed in her divorce settlement cuz david had a compromising pic of her with another woman which he used against her. i still love bowie and angie too. they were a cool couple,.she helped make that man into the superstar he was as ziggy, alladin, and thin white duke

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

this is just be blabbering but when i was about 6 years old i remember the diamond dogs album cover and being strangely aroused by it. became a bowie freak at about age 15!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOVE LOVE LOVE HIM. CRACKED ACTOR, GOLDEN YEARS, HEROES ( IN GERMAN), ASHES TO ASHES, LOOK BACK IN ANGER. YOUNG AMERICANS, ON AND ON. LOVE HIM SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!my only regret as my stint as a groupie in the 80s i never got to meet him as he was with iman. but, damn the man is so fine and rumoured to be hung and great in bed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!obsessed with him!!!!

" Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer"..William S. Burroughs

"you wanna be there when they hand out their dues, and i love your dress, youre a juvenile success, cuz your face is a mess...

LOVE YOU DAVID

Submitted by Manimal5 on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 5:43pm.

Of course my all time favorite Bowie song is Heroes:
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Yo Manimal5, thanks for sharing that excellent live performance. Bowie's voice gets better with age. I love the entire album, "Heroes".

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

David Bowie, Shirley Bassey and Elvis: the holy trinity of birthday sluts.

Happy birthday to one of the most talented people on the planet: David Bowie. :)

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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.

"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz

Happy BDay to my 1st blond crush/rock star crush, Mr. David Jones. I still love you and will take you if Iman evah loses her mind. You sexy mofo...um.

Happy BDay to Dame Bassey. You are brilliant.

R Kelly should be doing time, so unhappy birthday pied pedo of R&B.(sick bastard)
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Virtue and Talent are obviously overrated.

I can't believe Noah is only 12 Y.O. I would've thought that she was already Doug Hutchinson-certified girlfriend material.
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"Sal, darling, you are the reason some women go gay. ♥" - Submitted by Dog on Fri, 07/09/2010 - 6:32pm.
"life is precious, you must not have watched The Lion King, you heartless fuck"

Of course my all time favorite Bowie song is Heroes:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYjBQKIOb-w

Changes! HB Bowie.

Ashes to Ashes is one of my fav DB songs.
David are are amazing. HB you sexy slut!

Submitted by shandi on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 11:43am.
No mention of Elvis, MK? Yes, he's dead, but I've seen you mention dead people before on the birthdays.

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You beat me to it!! And what do you by dead?

What an awesome picture of him - God told me in a dream that Bowie is not an asshole/douche like ALL the others........but It's just a hope.

Wow, Bowie is 65!! You know, he's always been ahead of his time--look at him wearing a pair of slacks that have "retired geezer" written all over them! Amazing.

HB, Thin White Duke.

Sorry, damn iPad.

I just knew Zahara was a Capricorn! No one can throw a side-eye quite like them.
And Bowie, what s not to like? Let's Dance!

I just knew Zahara was a Capricorn! No one can throw a side-eye quite like them.
And Bowie, what s not to like? Let's Dance!

David Bowie is the hot slut of my life. I have kind of sucky balance, so I focus on the picture of David Bowie I have on my wall when I'm doing the tree pose in yoga. LIfe changing story, I KNOW!

Lot of awesome people were born today. HB to them all. With the exception of pedo-R.Kelly, obvs.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.

No mention of Elvis, MK? Yes, he's dead, but I've seen you mention dead people before on the birthdays.

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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK

Shirley Bassey - amazing entertainer! Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday to the ageless original, David Bowie! His real name is David Jones, but because of the Monkees, he changed it. Love him. Duh.

"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson

HB to David Bowie and Sucky&Fucky's Jason Giambi!

Thank you!

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Submitted by comrade loulou on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 10:31am.

thanks for the Bowie link,

and HB to him.

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"The universe is made of stories, not atoms."
Muriel Rukeyser, poet

Why is Zahara Jolie-Pitt on the birthday list? Is she a celebrity?

Noah Cyrus? I mean really, since when is she a celeb?

Submitted by Rdeadline on Sun, 01/08/2012 - 10:01am.
Does anyone know the link on you tube for the Bowie interview in the seventies where he's talking about song writing by cutting out words and rearranging them?

Here it is:

David Bowie: Cracked Actor Part 3/5

HB to David Bowie, the Thin White Duke has reached Medicare age!

HB to the once and forever Hot Slut of the Day, Michelle Forbes!

Does anyone know the link on you tube for the Bowie interview in the seventies where he's talking about song writing by cutting out words and rearranging them? He really looked alien and cadaverous in the 1970's.
Happy Bday Bowie!

Ecstatic birthday wishes for David Bowie, Sarah Polley,
Stephen Hawking and Shirley Bassey.

I hope someone spreads poop frosting on R. Kelly's birthday cake.

For here
am I sitting in my tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there’s nothing I can do

HB David Bowie.

Not that I'd ever given it any thought, but Inever knew R. Kelly was so old. Still a piece of shit.

Happy B-day Sarah Polley!

Reminder to Billy Ray Cyrus: 12 may make you a woman in the hills and hollers, but not where you now reside.

HB David Bowie and Stephen Hawking!

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"I prefer my pieces the same way I prefer my Slim Jims, long, lean and mute" --the incomparable MK

Happy Birthday to the incomparable, enigmatic, iconic David Bowie!

HB to the other class acts as well.

Except for R.Kelly. And he knows why!

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Happy B-Day David Bowie!! Greatest. Walk-off Judge. Ever.

Happy B-Day Stephen Hawking!! Greatest. Pornstar. Ever.

Happy B-Day Jason Giambi!! Very subtle, MK!! On your knees, sucky!!!

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Name Deleted: Me, too. I really liked that movie. It's funny. Where is that idiot? I just went to the Tattoo Boy thread (where ba-buttns got all hoity toity) and didn't see.

HB Bowie, eternal love!

Bowie is god. The End.

Dame Shirley Bassey, Carolina Herrera, and Noah Cyrus.

HB to three class acts.