Afternoon Crumbs
BREAKING: Prince William holds his own umbrella at the London premiere of War Horse (the movie directed by Steven Spielberg and not the documentary about how Camilla finally got Prince Charles to marry her ass) - Lainey Gossip
Speaking War Horse, the nightmares that poor baby had that night... - (site NSFW) Drunken Stepfather
Katy Perry tells her Jew-hating Christian preacher father to shut his lips - The Superficial
Elin Nordegren's brand new Chateau de Suck It Tiger is going to look exactly like the mansion she tore down - Celebitchy
A-Rod would like to put Kelly Kelly behind the cash wrap while he shops around a bit - Hollywood Tuna
Can Emma Stone please tell Andrew Garfield to stop dressing like a first grader on his first day back from winter break? - The Berry
John Travolta, set your Tivo! - Towleroad
The ShamWow Guy took a break from scrappin' with hookers in Florida to shoot a new commercial - Towleroad
TOM SELLECK!!! (oh and Maria Menudoswhatever is there too) - Popoholic
All hail Queen Betty White on her 90th birthday extravaganzaaaaaa - Just Jared
Cameron Diaz is a lovely shade of Butterfinger shit - Popsugar
By "regrets" she means "dignity", right? - ICYDK
That skid mark on your subway seat you thought was just chocolate sauce.... Well.... - OMG Blog
Mel Gibson just found his next bride - Videogum
Please tell me Christina Milian's dress is by Body Glove - Hollywood Rag
The sweet nectar's got RiRi doing the two hand jobs and a blow pose - Cityrag
Lisa Loeb's got a case of the BABIES!!! again - I'm Not Obsessed
Cameron Diaz is looking the shits....that hair colour? Really? You HAVE MONEY!
What is the ancient homosexual tinymeat Tom Sellick doing with that fish?
Some say that Betty White might prefer a nice portion of hair-pie for her birthday present!
Lucy Ricardo wore pants under that dress...that's what made it fabulous! Must say, Kate looks good.
haha! that dress is definitely from Lucy Ricardo's closet!! I remember it, too. What next, feed bag hats? ahahaha!
that Catherine broad needs a haircut ( and so do any of you other dames who think that overly long, Rapunzel hair looks anything other than hillbillyish)
and where did her bald husband get that umbrella? wayback machine to the 1970s?
what a couple of hicks!
Royal assholio is not even covering his princess.
ugh i love that dress! *drools* I think it would look even better if her hair was up.. but still. pixxxie approved!
Submitted by TexnDoc on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 3:52pm.
Lucy Ricardo wore that gown a half-dozen times on the old show.
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Ha ha, I remember that gown too!
What the fuck is Will holding the umbrella under him and not her? He has no fucking hair to mess up.
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You know Wills took that umbrella from Granny's front hall.
Maybe it's because I try not to look at or remember her much, but I always thought Cameron Diaz was sort of flat-chested or at least small. She's looking a little enhanced in that sweater.
Kate's dress is beautiful but damn that girl needs to find a new way to do her hair. It looks like this all the time!
What's the subway thing about? I've seen more pictures than I care to, but no explanations.
that lace is divine!
Stunningly gorgeous dress, but ita with cocoebert that it's begging for an up-do. Still, she looks lovely. And Will, share the umbrella...you don't have to worry about your hair so much.
Submitted by _meh_ on Mon, 01/09/2012 - 5:49pm.
that's a stupid umbrella
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The Royal family use those in instances when they're out in the rain and where they'll be photographed, so their faces won't be hidden.
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that's a stupid umbrella
*DING DONG*
KATY PERRY: *opens door* Mel Gibson?
MEL GIBSON: Hey, how ya doin’? (Holy hell those are huge.) Listen, your dad gave me your hand in marriage now that the queer’s done with ya, so I got a few minutes to make a baby and, you know, figure I’d stop by.
KATY: There must be some sort of mistake.
MEL: No mistake, but speaking of, I’ve got a few ground rules involving the jacuzzi. Got a lighter?
FUCKING HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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"Problem with that shedding pussy?" I bet Shamwow Guy wrote that commercial himself judging from that line.
iPad again. Ugh.
What are you talking about mbar? Hitler's mum had creepy eyes, hypnotic like him. If she only knew how her Adolf turned out..... Lmao. Yikes!
Love how Prince Willy is holding the umbrella over HIS head!
She's gorge and the dress is gorge but why doesn't she ever put her hair up!? It looks so mismatched like this.
Only Prince William could look like a dork in a tux.
LOVE the dress. She looks stunning.
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Hitler's mom really looks like George Michael Cera!
I like Kate's dress. She looks great!
Lucy Ricardo wore that gown a half-dozen times on the old show.
ROTF at the Mel Gibson bride reveal.
It is amazing that Betty White is 90 yrs old and is sharp as a tack and very gainfully employed. I doubt I am as together as she is and I am several decades younger. I wonder what her secret is for staying healthy and on top of things.